*fap*fap*fap*

[620070]

I don't know what y'all be thinkin'; but, there's sumpin' new and positive about this (http://www.somethingpositive.net/).

[wolfie]

That is SO book-marked.

[KeegaKurGurk]

nothin like eggs sot from a rabits crotch

[620070]

for once, the money shot is spurned eggs.

[Farler]

that is so wrong. But really you're eating half of a chickens reproductive cycle anyways so what does it matter if you're tossing back a little bunny juice.

[620070]

that is so wrong. But really you're eating half of a chickens reproductive cycle anyways so what does it matter if you're tossing back a little bunny juice.

oh it matters. meat is murder, dairy is rape!
milking bunnies is teh horror.
....
teh h0rr0rz.

hey - why is eating IN a girlfriend called eating Out? it's like, you're looking for the eggs; but, up to your eyes in clam juice! it's a cyclical argument, and it's not even reproductive!

[KeegaKurGurk]

but its fun

[Farler]

and tasty

[Silverharp]

oh it matters. meat is murder, dairy is rape!
milking bunnies is teh horror.
....
teh h0rr0rz.



I'll have a grilled murder sammich with extra rape and some rape juice on the side please, but hold the bunny milk.

[620070]

hold the bunny milk.

no problem, i'll just give this pole (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-peep-show-easter-candy.jpg) a good scraping with a butter knife, and have one of the fat chicks in the audience puke in a glass. :lol:

[620070]

and tasty

like a can of Chunk Light tuna.:eek:

[KiaKat]

that is so wrong. But really you're eating half of a chickens reproductive cycle anyways so what does it matter if you're tossing back a little bunny juice.

Randy actually had a guest strip from Aerie where Davan, Pee Jee, and Aubrey are sitting at a table Pee Jee is trying to gross Davan out so he'll give up his eggs, so Aubrey makes a comment that they're actually chicken menstruation.

I've always loved that comment. Haven't found a place to use it yet though.

[Farler]

I don't really eat eggs anynore... unless they're baked into something. Though that has nothing to do with them being chicken menstruation. Hell I drink the juice from a cows teat, why would chicken eggs bother me?

Heck a eat the cheese made from the milk from a goat's teat so yeah... I just don't like the taste of eggs anymore.

[iradney]

Randy actually had a guest strip from Aerie where Davan, Pee Jee, and Aubrey are sitting at a table Pee Jee is trying to gross Davan out so he'll give up his eggs, so Aubrey makes a comment that they're actually chicken menstruation.

I've always loved that comment. Haven't found a place to use it yet though.

I've used it twice already :dp:

mind you, it shows what kind of people I hang out with. First person just shrugged and kept eating, other person was all "WOOHOOO!!!" *Shovel shovel shovel* :confused:

[620070]

unless they're baked into something.

I'd heard of pan-fried placenta, but baked-in menstruation is a bit much for my palate.
:bbleach:

[Farler]

I'd heard of pan-fried placenta, but baked-in menstruation is a bit much for my palate.
:bbleach:

So then you never eat bread... or cakes... Hell most pastas are given an egg wash. Chicken menstrustaions are in EVERYTHING! like ground up cow joints... mmm ground up cow joints, you make the best wiggly fruit flavored stuffs.

Gelatin: cause its funny when uneducated vegetarians eat it.

[KiaKat]

So then you never eat bread... or cakes... Hell most pastas are given an egg wash. Chicken menstrustaions are in EVERYTHING! like ground up cow joints... mmm ground up cow joints, you make the best wiggly fruit flavored stuffs.

Gelatin: cause its funny when uneducated vegetarians eat it.

Ooo! I have a good gelatin story!

When I was 17, I spent a summer in Italy/France. I was with an exchange programme for two weeks, living with a family, then my mom and sister flew over and we spent another month traveling around France. Lots of fun.

One of the places we stayed was this converted monastery, that had a 4-star restaurant. Because I was strict veggie at the time, mom arranged with the kitchen to have my dishes be vegetarian.

The first dish that comes out is "Les baies gelee."

Upon realizing this (about 2 seconds after the dish is put in front of me), I notify the waiter of this.

"Mais oui. It 'as no meat."

"Oui, je le puis voir, mais la gelatine n'est pas vegetarien." (excuse the lack of accents and shitty grammar, please. I'm being lazy.)

This conversation went on for a few minutes, my mom getting into it and the entire wait staff, as well as a good portion of the kitchen staff, arguing that it has no meat, therefore it's vegetarian.

I ask if it's pectin.

They say no, it's gelatin.

I say, ok, then I can't eat it.

By this point, I've just about given up and resolved to starve. My system was, and still is, very sensitive to meat and meat derivatives. I really can't ingest anything made from meat products without being somewhat sick afterwards. Result of being primarily veggie for the last 15+ years.

So my mom pulls some of the berries out for me and eats the rest. She said it was great.

The rest of the meal was a bunch of different variations on salad.

Apparently it's very good food, and their cheese tray was phenomenal. So was their wine list. But I wouldn't know what the actual food tastes like. At least they were kind enough to make sure to not put any nuts on the salads. They asked me if I wanted walnuts on one, and I had to explain (in French, mind you), that I'm allergic to nuts.

All around an...interesting...experience. These days, I'd probably just have the meat and deal with the consequences. I do so on every family holiday anyway.

So yeah. There's my long-ass story about gelatin and vegetarianism.

[Farler]

aww. Poor girl. But really if you wanna go to a good vegetarian country try india... Very good vegetarian foods to be had.

Personally though, Im a carnivore and I always will be. But as long as nobody tries to stop me, then I have no problem with vegetarians. I understand the ideologies, and ya know vegetables are tasty.

[KiaKat]

Yeah, I like meat. I just can't eat it at this point. Something about how vegetarians lose the enzymes necessary to digest the combo of proteins and fats. I'm not sure I believe it, but I know how my body reacts. After Easter dinner? Ow.

I'd love to go to India at some point, although I think I'd rather wait until things quiet down a bit. The areas I have friends in are Rajisthan/Punjab and the Tibet/Nepal border.

I'm more amused by the above story than upset. It's gone into the Family Lore, told whenever "vegetarian" is mentioned.

[Sehson]

Yeah, I like meat. I just can't eat it at this point. Something about how vegetarians lose the enzymes necessary to digest the combo of proteins and fats. I'm not sure I believe it, but I know how my body reacts. After Easter dinner? Ow.

It's not the enzymes its the bacteria that is needed. People forget that our bodies are full of good bacteria that aids in digestion. If you want to return to being a carnivore, start small. and with white meats.

[Farler]

It's not the enzymes its the bacteria that is needed. People forget that our bodies are full of good bacteria that aids in digestion. If you want to return to being a carnivore, start small. and with white meats.

Like fish and chicken?

I always like to tell people where ecoli comes from. They live in your intestines ya know? help cut down some of the waste by products of food...

Or in funnier happier words, They're shit shrinkers!

[Sehson]

them and others...

[620070]

umm, kaaay. when the conversation segues from beating eggs to colon bacteria, horse glue and shit, I lose what sexy possibly existed.

disputable:
"vegetarian" India's most popular food is the dry, fry beef at the Toddy bar. whoo!
Your body is competing with bacteria for digestive supremacy! Top of the Food chain WOOO!!

Maybe its the 20 rib racks or the 40 chicken breasts that walked on by; but, i'm feeling especially BOFH, tonight. I'm so happy i could poo.

[Farler]

Just cause they have meat doesn't mean that india is a bad vegetarian tourism spot. Many indian specialties are strictly vegetarian Since many many indian are strictly vegetarian.

French food on the other hand has and always will cater towards the consumption of meat in all it's forms.