Asianmommy is bored at work

[asianmommy]

Hi, I work every day from 830-530 in an office, and I am regularly bored to tears. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in joining me in an rp during the daylight hours, maybe if they're at work as well, or just bored and have no job or life...

If so, please respond here and give ideas, because I've never started one of these before.

AM

Free butt grabs or hugs for everyone who signs up!

[Crazeyal]

I'm not online consistantly enough to join a game. I'm on a good deal.. but once you make commitments like that, Murphy tends to come visit.. sorry.

[asianmommy]

Who? ::head tilt::

[Crazeyal]

My good friend and unwilling life partner Murphy. The Lawyer.

[KeegaKurGurk]

lol i could posible join as i have no life outside of college work and thats sparse so yea and i hate murphy he alwase ismaking laws to kill the fun of things such as gravity..... gravity killd the fun of flying

[asianmommy]

Wow, i can't believe i didn't get that. ::headdesk::

please play? its okay if you're not around aaaaaaalll the time. or at least, can you give me ideas? (wow i am sooooo caffeinated right now.) I'll give you a cookie.

And, YAY!!! Kee, definitely play. and come up with something for us to do!

[Crazeyal]

Well.. I do that stuff all the time, but this forum isn't active enough for that type of activity. Perhaps come Summer. You might try joinng another board and linking the game here if you want people to come in.

[KeegaKurGurk]

just random role play sounds fun to me just make stuff up as we go :P

i was once a member of a txt rp but it died i was so saddend by it
its still there so you could get ideas from it but nobody is on any more (yes i still check it all the time)

[asianmommy]

mmm, k, I might give up till later then.

::sits and waits to see what happens:: this is like watching grass grow... but with less bugs

[KeegaKurGurk]

and less grass and less paint to watch dry as well

[Crazeyal]

An online RP is just like a gaming group. It doesn't matter about individual effort, it's a group colaborative. A great GM and bad players can still be fun, but not as much as it could be. Same thing for the inverse. Online is so much worse with this because the Interent is ADD put into a syringe and injected! One person not showing up or not pulling their weight can drag on the group, which slows everything.

[asianmommy]

is there paint in watching the grass grow? Hm... I didn't know...


wow, i'm starting to forget which thread I'm in because it's the same three of us...

(i hope you guys realize I'm not this hyper IRL... people would probably kill me if i was)

[KeegaKurGurk]

lol i dont think many of us are this hyper IRL well maybe all cept me im usualy this hyper but in smaller increments throughout the day

[asianmommy]

I used to be this hyper IRL, but then I started getting actual sleep. Now I'm just moderately crazy.

I did do the whole up for more than 72 hours legally insane thing once... or twice

[KeegaKurGurk]

yea i havent gon that long with out at least 3 hrs of sleep so yup

[KeegaKurGurk]

ya know i find it kinda fun to rp on ims

[asianmommy]

yeah that would work :) if no one else wants to join in the fun maybe we'll just do that.

Now, what did you do with that sword?

[KeegaKurGurk]

hehe wouldnt you like to know? *glances back at the wall* um nothing hehe

[asianmommy]

::gives cocoa:: sit. drink.

[KeegaKurGurk]

ok.. *sits, drinks, finishes off coco, takes sword out of the wall*
lol im getin confused to

[Plunder Down-Under]

*glows intensly raises 20 feet of the ground then explodes like fireworks*

Yay Im roleplaying!

[asianmommy]

Plunder, you're too bright!!!

::shoots at fireworks explosion with fire extinguisher which malfunctions and explodes, covering everyone in goop.::

[Crazeyal]

covering everyone in goop.::
hey..


that's my job.. :d(:

[asianmommy]

hey..


that's my job.. :d(:

:: pet pet :: you can still cover everyone in gloop if you want, pet.

[KeegaKurGurk]

eeeeeewwwwww Al gloop

DOO NOT WANT!!!!

[KiaKat]

But gloop is fun. Especially Al-gloop.

Just make sure you're wearing latex or rubber pants if you're female. We have enough little demons running around here.

[asianmommy]

ooooh, glad i have those latex underoos on, but you wouldn't believe how they stick to your bottom.

[KeegaKurGurk]

oh i would bleive *smacks his ass* hehe there comphy

[KiaKat]

ooooh, glad i have those latex underoos on, but you wouldn't believe how they stick to your bottom.

Um, I actually meant trousers, rather than underthings. Trousers don't shift around quite as much, whereas underthings can expose as much as they conceal.

Or is it just the particular underthings I happen to wear?

Granted there isn't much to them...

[asianmommy]

Um, I actually meant trousers, rather than underthings. Trousers don't shift around quite as much, whereas underthings can expose as much as they conceal.

Or is it just the particular underthings I happen to wear?

Granted there isn't much to them...

Damn woman! ::steals:: You is mine now! Collection Bathroom here we come!!!

[KeegaKurGurk]

nooooooooooo we cant have a female in here with all this testosterone itl make her feel unsafe i swear it
*looks as helpless as posible*

[asianmommy]

nooooooooooo we cant have a female in here with all this testosterone itl make her feel unsafe i swear it
*looks as helpless as posible*

Hello, sweetey, I'm female :)

And her and I are just gonna tie all you boys up for a while so we can have a little fun. Then the bathtub gang can get back to our regular sword play with bubbles.

[KeegaKurGurk]

but i dont wanna be tied up
i promise i will be quiet

and asides ur the one whom captured us.

[asianmommy]

I did ::is proud::

[KiaKat]

Actually, I'm about as helpless as Shea or asianmommy.

In other words, I tend to be the one tying up boys and torturing them. Or at least putting them on leashes and leading them around.

Ooooo! Can I put a bunch of you on leashes at D*C and lead you around?

[asianmommy]

Actually, I'm about as helpless as Shea or asianmommy.

In other words, I tend to be the one tying up boys and torturing them. Or at least putting them on leashes and leading them around.

Ooooo! Can I put a bunch of you on leashes at D*C and lead you around?
Sounds like fun!!!

[KeegaKurGurk]

if i was going id say yes but alas i have no money and no ride :( makes me sad to think it to

[DarkPirateShea]

Actually, I'm about as helpless as Shea or asianmommy.

In other words, I tend to be the one tying up boys and torturing them. Or at least putting them on leashes and leading them around.

Ooooo! Can I put a bunch of you on leashes at D*C and lead you around?

Heh, actually, I am probably pretty helpless. Physically anyway.

I likes me a good strong man! :D

[Farler]

Heh, actually, I am probably pretty helpless. Physically anyway.

I likes me a good strong man! :D

I can bench press my 130lbs cousin... well... um I can do it two or three times then my muscles remember that they can't do that...

[KeegaKurGurk]

i donno what i can do i havent tried

[KiaKat]

Heh, actually, I am probably pretty helpless. Physically anyway.

I likes me a good strong man! :D

Lets see if we can find you one.

[KeegaKurGurk]

hehe not me

[Silverharp]

Actually, I'm about as helpless as Shea or asianmommy.

In other words, I tend to be the one tying up boys and torturing them. Or at least putting them on leashes and leading them around.

Ooooo! Can I put a bunch of you on leashes at D*C and lead you around?

I don't think you'd be wanting this fat old geek hun.
Besides, you'd have to bribe my wife for leash rights :P

[KiaKat]

She could always join in. We could get a whole crew of cute women together and take all the boys around D*C on leashes. Start a DP tradition.

[asianmommy]

She could always join in. We could get a whole crew of cute women together and take all the boys around D*C on leashes. Start a DP tradition.

That sounds like fun!!!

I'd love to take my collection (or those that can come) and wander them in and out of bathrooms during the con for a while. People would be confused if they weren't from DP. :)

And we can share and take turns with different boys, see if anyone notices we all know each other.

My fiancee is gonna get a kick outta this, she's never seen me so geeky.

[DarkPirateShea]

lol
you would have to carry extra leashes and see if you could pick up more random people who happen to be wearing collars.

[asianmommy]

And I'm sure we could find them too. :)

[Silverharp]

All right, I give!
If you can sell my wife on it, it's all good.
As long as no one tries to take my flasks.

[Travellar]

Sounds like fun, when is it?

And if you pick up random others, you can always enjoy the mind games when you keep selling them off to others! :D

[KiaKat]

OOOO!

Impromptu geek auction! We can sell them for alcohol!

That way we don't have to take Silverharp's flasks. Though I may nick them anyway, just cause I like flasks.

[Travellar]

Actually, I was thinking swapping, trading between eachother. See how confused people get when Kia collars them, sells them off to Shea, who trades them to Asianmommy for bubblegum, who hands them off to Kitty to hold onto for a while, who decides it's easier if Silverharp's wife holds them for a bit...

[asianmommy]

I'll probably have a bottle of whiskey stashed somewhere or another. :)

It will be fun, and we (us leash holders) can be Jennie's harem and bring our collections along.

That will make people wonder. :)

[KeegaKurGurk]

taht it would but it would be fun damn i hate being onthe west coast lol

[asianmommy]

start a collection jar. :) or we can hire you out for your services to raise the money to get you to D-C

[KeegaKurGurk]

lol sounds like fun but uh what services exactly would thoughs be??

[asianmommy]

I dunno, what do you do?

[KeegaKurGurk]

sit around and well basicly look prety most of the day lol im good at hiding and could posibly cary things for some one but thats bout it

[asianmommy]

hmmm... i guess prostitution is the only way to go then.

[KeegaKurGurk]

eya so who would you sell me to? im not all that in to guy on guy lol and i dont think many DC females would want this *points to his ugly mug*

[asianmommy]

um... i dunno... just start dancing in parks with a jar.

[Silverharp]

eya so who would you sell me to? im not all that in to guy on guy *points to his ugly mug*

Oh, you will be....you WILL BE

[KeegaKurGurk]

Oh, you will be....you WILL BE
says you silver

says you

[KeegaKurGurk]

um... i dunno... just start dancing in parks with a jar.
would if i could stupid parks have nobody in em here *grumbles*

[asianmommy]

um... sell your worldly possessions?

I have about three dollars in quarters you can have.

[KeegaKurGurk]

i dont have many posetions *crys* owhell i spose i just wont be going this year maybe next year eh?

[Travellar]

wait, is that DC as in a convention in Washington DC, or as in Dragon Con?

[asianmommy]

Dragon Con

[KeegaKurGurk]

drag con

[asianmommy]

I wish it was DRAG. :)

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[KeegaKurGurk]

lol hey i gots an aim no woot
ZalDcaze

[KiaKat]

So...

Pretty...

[KeegaKurGurk]

hehe ur a goofy one kat

[asianmommy]

Thanks. That wonderful queen behind me is fuckin' 6'4" before the stilettos which she can do backflips in. OMG.

[KiaKat]

And now I'm even more envious. My silly little 5'2" stature is dwarfed.

Even if I wear platforms, I'm still tiny. And I wouldn't look nearly as good in drag as you do.

[asianmommy]

aaaw, thank you!

I'm 5' and 1/4 inch, so you're taller than me. :)

My hair is a LOT shorter now, but those pictures are from when I was doing Panic at the Disco.

[KeegaKurGurk]

nice

i love Panic! great band

[asianmommy]

I did "I write sins not tragedies". The song skipped like 3 times! Awful.

[KeegaKurGurk]

i hate it when songs skip that sux

[Evandril]

So does that mean anyone from DP has to come with a collar and extra leashes? Catch who we can, and present ourselves to Jennie :dgrin:

As far as talents...I do massages ;)

[asianmommy]

yes. i believe it does. :dp:

[sableagle]

So does that mean anyone from DP has to come with a collar and extra leashes? Catch who we can, and present ourselves to Jennie :dgrin:

As far as talents...I do massages ;)

So do I. You're not, by any chance, a moderately skilled pianist and swordsman about six feet tall who can bench-press about 160lb, are you?

Just that if you are we'd be pretty much symmetrical standing one each side of some woman and both reaching in to massage her at the same time, and if you're going to do that symmetry is good.

If not, it's one on back and one on neck and shoulders, which is still good.

[Evandril]

Not quite :) I've studied some swordwork, but that's been more years than I care to admit... Prefer staff, though would love to get a decent blade at some point. 5'9 or so, and no idea what I can bench, so will most likely let you have the back while I take the neck and shoulders ;)

[KiaKat]

This is going to end up a huge production, and a DC tradition, isn't it?

I'm SO looking forward to this whole thing.

[sableagle]

We're working towards having four tables set up, two with masseurs and two with masseuses, and an orderly queue for each. There may be scented soap for sale nearby.

Actually, we should make sure there's an orderly queue for the showers with free soap, then orderly queues for the massage tables, then more soaps for sale. Make it a horseshoe arrangement so their clothes can be bagged at the entrance and passed back to them at the exit. We'll need one heck of a lot of towels and robes, won't we? That part would be easier in Austria. We'd need half as many towels and no robes.

[asianmommy]

::bounce bounce::

This is great!

[KeegaKurGurk]

that would be awesome if i were there could i get a free back masage?
lol

[Crazeyal]

I give a mean massage meself.. I think Leffy's a pro!

MASSAGE COMPETITION!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

I know we had a professional(or at least licenced) massues on the board once. But I think she(i think it was a she) has since moved into silence

[Evandril]

Was Nimue, and she's currently working as a massage therapist, actually :)

I'll happily give out massages, but I'm not going to compete...I'd like to be able to use my hands AFTERWARDS, and any contest would most likely not be as fun for the winner, when 'tis done :P

[Plunder Down-Under]

I thought it was the elusive Nimue. Currently missing in action.

[sableagle]

How exactly would one judge a massage contest?

Time it takes the massees to get back up?

[Evandril]

That'd be the best way...try and do numbers, and after the third hour...owww

[asianmommy]

The floor will just be littered with people going "aaaaaaaaaah soooo gooood"

[Evandril]

...As well as a few other locations ;)

[Silverharp]

::bounce bounce::

This is great!

Some of us come with our own collars, thank you very much.

I've lost a lot of strength in my hands over the years, but I still give a decent massage, and I make drinks that will knock you to the floor

[KiaKat]

Recipes, please. I'm always looking for new drinks to try, and my bar is looking a little thin these days. I'm bored with my current recipe book.

[Silverharp]

I'm more of an alcoholic mad scientist, but I'll see what I can do :)

[Evandril]

I'm guessing you know all the standard ones? Me favorites are B-52s, though I know how to make B-51s as well :)

Now if I could just find some Habu Saki or Maicong (sp? Thai Whiskey), I'd be happy :)

[KiaKat]

Yeah, I've been a bartender for a few years now. Even though I've stepped things up from "dirty club" to "semi-decent restaurant" and now I'm more in the retail end of alcohol instead of the service end, I still make some really good cocktails.

The secret to shots in bars? Half of them are made out of whatever the bartender just grabbed from the well. If it's fruity, most people don't know what the hell they just put in their mouths. Shhh. Don't tell the general public, we like to maintain our image of superiority.

Oh, and don't order a layered shot if you're in a crowded bar. It's likely to get you hurt. I know the B52's taste good, but they're a bitch to make.

[Evandril]

Yeah, I rarely get B-52s in a bar, I normally just get either a good whiskey or the like *shrugs* If you're a pro, I'm not going to be able to help...I just drink 'em, for the most part :D What other drinks would you reccomend, with a B=52's taste as a starting point? (If you don't mind, of course :) )

[KiaKat]

Not a problem.

The requirement is creamy and strong?

If you're in a decent restaurant, try a Brandy Alexander.

If you're in a bar that has cream, try Nuts & Berries.

There's also always a White Russian (or a Black Russian).

A Nutty Irishman is pretty good, and easy for most bartenders to make, but you have to drink it fast before it curdles.

Ditto for a Screaming Orgasm, though that can usually be solved by just having really good vodka as the base.

A variant on the Brain Eraser is to make it with Goldschlager (cinnamon schnapps w/gold flakes), Kahlua, and Vodka. Yummy, but ow... Total hangover material.

Those are the ones off the top of my head, I'm sure I'll come up with more. I haven't played mad scientist in a while, so this looks like a challenge.

Hm...How should we do the night-o-drinking at DC? Do we pick a room (overage people only, please. I don't personally care, but I don't want any of us getting in trouble) and just stock it from a local store, or do we blow all our money going out to a bar?

If we do the former, maybe we can put together a little Dragon Con Bar Book with odd recipes.

[sableagle]

You can try Baileys and Tia Lusso together. Irish whiskey and coffee liqueur in cream, guaranteed to ruin the night's sleep. Add milk to turn it into a deceptively easy drink. It probably ought to be called a cobra bite because it doesn't really hurt at all until it gets round to knocking you on your arse.

There are a lot of advantages to choosing a room:

it's cheaper;

you can mix your own how you like them;

there's less of a queue at the bar;

you don't have as far to crawl to bed;

you can sleep right there;

it has friendly Marines on guard;

no strangers are hanging around trying to pick you up and/or spike your drink;

Duty Free Good Stuff!

I'm getting tempted to go this year after all. It's far enough before the elections to give me plenty of time to get out before the civil war. Someone check that I'm not on a kidnap-to-Guantanamo-on-sight list of known proponents of equal rights and all-round decent behaviour, please?

[Evandril]

Oh, here's one for you, actually...What I drink at home, on occasion Skky (or is it Skyy?) vodka with sweet tea :) Not sure why they mix together soo well, but I love the blend (One 'shot' per drinking glass, btw).

I enjoy drinking Glenfiddich (18 prefered, but rare due to $$ *shrugs*), B-52s, rum 'n coke if I'm not sure of the bartender's skills/supply, Godiva liquor in smaller quantities, Mt Dew/151 when I was in college. Habu Saki is another favorite, but if you've had any, I'd be impressed :) Guessing there's a 50/50 chance Al has, being a Marine...And 'tis rarely seen outside of Okinawa.

Main requirement is that it tastes good to me...which means very little on it's own, hence my list of other drinks I like ;) I rarely drink enough to get drunk, but I've also got one HELL of a tolerance, so how strong a drink is doesn't bother me, either way

[Evandril]

You can try Baileys and Tia Lusso together. Irish whiskey and coffee liqueur in cream, guaranteed to ruin the night's sleep. Add milk to turn it into a deceptively easy drink. It probably ought to be called a cobra bite because it doesn't really hurt at all until it gets round to knocking you on your arse.

Will have to try that, sounds good! My thanks :)

Duty Free Good Stuff!

Heh, can't wait to see a Duty Free store again! ;) Will mean I'm headed home!

I'm getting tempted to go this year after all. It's far enough before the elections to give me plenty of time to get out before the civil war. Someone check that I'm not on a kidnap-to-Guantanamo-on-sight list of known proponents of equal rights and all-round decent behaviour, please?

You realize checking the list for your name WILL put your name on the list, right?? :P After all, if you don't KNOW your name isn't on the list, you must have something to hide, and need to be on the list...after all, the computer knows best, citizen...errr :jbangel:

[sableagle]

Talk to the computer, friend Evandril. The computer is your friend.


Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?


Someone's .sig on another site has a quote from his file: "Subject is a known Democrat."

[KeegaKurGurk]

I need funding!!