Bears 08/05

[Leffy]

anyone else get the icy chill of wigdom down their spine?

[Seolta]

nah...did wonder if that one was after her reading the discussion on teddy bears, though...*snicker*

[Plunder Down-Under]

I use that line a lot, but instead of mauled by bears I say you may be forced to cut off your own hands. Suprisingly no-ones yet gone "how would I cut off my second hand?"

[garfalk]

with a guillotene. that you work with your uvula. duh.

[Ruestir]

anyone else get the icy chill of wigdom down their spine?

No, but I immediately thought of you and how you were probably shudderring heavily at seeing that on the page. I'm sorry, but the idea of you going wide eyed when that popped up made me laugh in spite of myself.

[Leffy]

lol you're mean! yeah it did make my eyes big.

[Ruestir]

lol you're mean! yeah it did make my eyes big.

Damn sadist I know! You know I luvs ya though right? :D

[Leffy]

i wuvs you too.

[Mike Taylor]

Ain't no meany-headed bears gonna gets mah Leffy!

[Jeremy Bear]

I like to think that I inspired the recent interest in Bears in the DP strips.

I haven't worked out why she thinks I'd maul anyone, but I'm sure there's a good explanation...

[Leffy]

because of the tendancy to resort to cannibalism among some of the posters?

[UberFische]

because of the tendancy to resort to cannibalism among some of the posters?

*looks at Leffy like she's prime-choice meat*

[toreador]

oi!! no chewing the fourmers, save it for spammers :flame:

[Leffy]

little nibbles can be nice....:DP:

[Mike Taylor]

little nibbles can be nice....:DP:

That's my cue.... *nibbles* ;)

[UberFische]

little nibbles can be nice....:DP:

Hmmmm... How bout licks? :DP:

[greyloch]

little nibbles can be nice....:DP:

:eek: :) :p :D :flame:

[Crazeyal]

:eek: :) :p :D :flame:
Ow OW OW!!!


PUT ON YER GLASSES YA GIT!!!

:skull:

[Leffy]

muwahahahaha! i knew deftly hiding behind you would come in handy!

[Crazeyal]

muwahahahaha! i knew deftly hiding behind you would come in handy!

:eek:

:dmad:

HEY GARFALK!!! LEFFY SAYS SHE GETS OFF ON MEN WHO SMELL LIKE MEN!!!

"You got about a ten second head start before he comes over here without socks and possibly PANTS!!!"

:al:

[Leffy]

... well if you mean i like guy that smell like gasoline, engine oil, moist earth, and leather... then yes you're right...

if you're talking about guys that are the essence of con funk... no. doesn't do a thing.

[Crazeyal]

Uh.. I wasn't saying it cause it was true... I was saying it so Garfalk would ratchet it up to CON FUNK intensity and start workin his mojo!!

*mutters*

get ME nibbled on wilya...

[Leffy]

*clings to crazyal with the big cutesy lash batting eyes and adorable smile* you wouldn't do that you wuuuuuuuvs me too much.

besides as long as i can hold on, anything i have to endure as an assault on my olfactory, you do to.

[Crazeyal]

Yea ...

Too bad I'm a GUY and we try and out-offend each other as a SPORT!!!

:dp:

*Latches onto Leffy's arms and starts walking TOWARDS Garfalk!*

[Leffy]

...... it IS a good think i'm a smoker. my nose is barely a quarter of what yours is.

[toreador]

this will proberbly get messy :p *gets popcorn and hides behind an indistructible glass table* :D

[Crazeyal]

Great.. of ALL the time for the little freak to get a life or somethin... :rolleyes:

[Leffy]

hehehe. i bet he really does smell pretty for a guy.

the only guy i could never stand the scent of was this guy that smelled like acetone and pencil shavings. the pencil shaving smell is not so bad but when a guy smells like nail polish remover you get too woozy to even try talking.

[UberFische]

... well if you mean i like guy that smell like gasoline, engine oil, moist earth, and leather... then yes you're right...

if you're talking about guys that are the essence of con funk... no. doesn't do a thing.

How about Old Spice, burnt wood and gunpowder?

[Leffy]

lol i actually sneeze my ass off over old spice. it smells great but i sneeze violently. i've given myself a mild concussion just with a tiny cold lol. but the rest sounds damned nice

[Ruestir]

I tried wearing cologne's when I was younger and kept getting pointedly told that I smelled much better without them. And no, I wasn't one of those types that bathed in the stuff, just light amounts. Evidently my natural odor is good enough.

[Leffy]

alot of guys smell really good naturally. the hardest part about them wearing the smellies is that not every cologne smells good on every man.

i had arguements with harli's dad constantly over that. apparently his father and brother can wear adidas for men and it smell pretty good. he can't. it mixes with his smell and ends up smelling like cat piss. English Leather, and the Axe cologne (not the body sprays, theres a cologne) and Candies for men, smell AMAZING on him. but i can't stand the smell of any of those on other guys.

[Ruestir]

Funny, I have Adidas that I spritzed a bit on last night in preparation to woo my lovely. Her first words were, "hey you smell like fruit! I like." Within minutes though it was, "Please don't ever wear that again. You smell much better without it." Within about a half hour or so I had sweated it off. :dgrin: So it wasn't an issue fortunately. I threw the bottle out this morning.

[Leffy]

better then cat pee.

[kitty!]

I don't know what my two nice-smelling boyfriends wore. (Another smelled like art supplies and unclean hair--in art class with me and was cursed with long fine hair that was greasy within 3 hours of washing it, and my last didn't have any distinctive scent. Just smelled like warm and clean clothes)

but those two...smelled niiiice. Maybe they used Axe, or one of their variations, or Old Spice. One may of had Old Spice deodorant because I peeked in his bathroom one time I was there, but the bathroom was shared by the whole family so it could of been his step dads.

*sigh* Now I have all these memories. Damn.

[Ruestir]

better then cat pee.

True....true. Hard to argue that. Can't say anyone has told me I smell like cat pee.

[toreador]

personaly i stick to linx pheonix :p

[Leffy]

that one smells good on paper, and bedding and stuff but my brother tried it and on him it hust smelled foonky.

[gridsleep]

I would have expected Jenny Breedan to always have a Leatherman Tool on her belt. I mean, anyone who carts around a rechargeable leaf blower has to be prepared, right? But, a Batman utility belt with no utilities? I am somewhat mortified.:confused:

[kitty!]

It's "Jennie Breeden"

just your friendly forum member letting you know ;)

[garfalk]

right now, i smell faintly of paint, wood, and sweat. ive been building carts for my band, and getting our semi-trailer up to snuff.
normally, i just smell like sleep.

and i would not attribute manly smelling to bad smells. twould be gasoline, metal, and fire. thats manly.

[Leffy]

those are semi good smells

[Sehson]

I smeel like rain...

[Leffy]

thats a good smell too. unless you smell like old rain water that collected under the tarp and pooled against the siding until it funked

[Sehson]

nope just rain...

[Leffy]

i miss the smell of rain. right now all you can smell outside is sweat, dust, and smog.

[Mike Taylor]

It's "Jennie Breeden"

just your friendly forum member letting you know ;)

Yes, people (not necessarily Jennie) can get a might bit testy if you misspell her name, even on accident.

[toreador]

lol misspelling her name heres a death wish since everyone addors her and her work ;)

but seriously its not that big of a deal, my name gets misspelt all of the time (how hard is to spell Anthony, not Antony!)

[Mike Taylor]

lol misspelling her name heres a death wish since everyone adores her and her work ;)

but seriously its not that big of a deal, my name gets misspelt all of the time (how hard is to spell Anthony, not Antony!)

Could be worse, you could be from Bridgeport in Chicago, where dey call ya Antney.

[domino]

it just occured to me...

this thread started talking about bears and now= Chicago...interesting

[Crazeyal]

it just occured to me...

this thread started talking about bears and now= Chicago...interesting
Welcome to the forums..

:al:

[Mike Taylor]

and at some point there will be some schmoe who mentions buttsex.













What?

[Crazeyal]

See!! Family friendly!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

nope just rain...
Nothing beats th smell of germs gettin horny.

Reguadless I havent smet rain for so long Im feeling very nostlagic for it

[Death Dragon2]

Every time I see this thread title I think of this-
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w-WwMzhAj08

[gridsleep]

It's "Jennie Breeden"

just your friendly forum member letting you know ;)

Well, aren't we special?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Speshul, its spelt speshul

[kitty!]

Well, aren't we special?

Yes we are very special.

And in days past, misspelling her name would start a forum-tearing-apart flame war.

you're welcome.

[UberFische]

Flame War!!!
:flamethrower::flamethrower:
:flamethrower::flamethrower:

*maniacal laughter*

[Sehson]

Eeet Burns.... Ah how Eet burns Like goodness and sunshine.....

[gridsleep]

Yes we are very special.

And in days past, misspelling her name would start a forum-tearing-apart flame war.

you're welcome.

It's just slightly irksome that I am curious about a certain point, but the only response is to a spelling error. Why bother posting if what I say appears to be of no consequence? That is the impression I'm receiving here.

[Crazeyal]

Because:

A) It appeared to be a nonsensical post and we joined the sentiment.
B) It was slightly critical of the Jenster. Believe me, you'd rather we ignore the complaint than respond to it.
C) You were welcomed to the forum. Please join in anytime.

[toreador]

lol you have to relise everything here is done for the pure fun of it and every thread is derived from that little rule:lol: its best not to take offence to anything here:jbsmirk:

EDIT: as for your reply, its true a bat belt requires pouches and secret compartments, maybe someone should make her a leather bag to go with the belt!

[Compton]

I think she's rather have someone minaturize useful items so she can just fit them inside the utility belt. You know maybe a minature glass cutter (which aren't big to begin with) maybe a grappling hook like they stick in stormtrooper belts. Or even a cell phone ;)

And I thought it was a rule that only 1.0000547014% of all things in this forum were to be taken seriously?

[UberFische]

And I thought it was a rule that only 1.0000547014% of all things in this forum were to be taken seriously?

Whoa, that much?! I can't be that serious. Don't confine me to such irrational quotas, I don't deal well with being serious... I go CRAZY!

[Compton]

Whoa, that much?! I can't be that serious. Don't confine me to such irrational quotas, I don't deal well with being serious... I go CRAZY!

No that would be Al.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

No, Al starts crazy, and gets worse. Every once in a while he comes out the far side of crazy and ends up sounding sane.

[Crazeyal]

Whaddya mean SOUNDING?!?!?!?

[Leffy]

.... don't even attempt to claim sane. you're chatting with us, so any sanity you claim to have is a moot point :P

[Crazeyal]

Pfah... I'm not chatting. I'm monitoring!!

[Leffy]

i see post and reply to be chatting :P

[Crazeyal]

I'm humoring the inmates.

[Leffy]

uh huh. you're socializing. and schmoozing.

[Crazeyal]

I'm encouraging discourse and enabling open discussion. It's not MY fault that the subject matter turns to buttsecks and Pirate Plunder.

[Leffy]

.... i think you encourage the buttsex and pirating of plunder more then the rest of us ;P

[Crazeyal]

But he gets that LOOK on his face when it happens...

ehheeh

[Sehson]

Yeh that coming from the man trying to deny his evil ness followed by asking us to trust him:neener:

[Crazeyal]

Well the example you are using is PLUNDER!!! He's come back smiling after being blown up, shot, used as a projectile weapon, tenticle rape, slavery, and being publically acknowledged as blood kin to GARFALK!!!

I kinda think I get a pass on being evil to someone who ENJOYS IT!!!

[Sehson]

Nope sorry no passes today... we're all out.

Maybe tommorow when the doctors come back and open the pharmacy.:didea:

[Crazeyal]

Yer just mad because I finally got those horns ya stole from me!!

[Sehson]

Horns I thought those were your eye brows?????

And well i didn't steal no ones horns... I've always been a bit horny...:shhh:

though so's most the people here:dp::hump::sex:

[Leffy]

we're not "horny".... we merely expressing our more creative ideals of interpersonal relations...

[Mike Taylor]

we're not "horny".... we merely expressing our more creative ideals of interpersonal relations...

Wanna get creative? ;) :D

[Leffy]

you have to ask?

[Mike Taylor]

you have to ask?

I'm a polite perv. ;)

[Plunder Down-Under]

And Im not here, so act natural *sets up camera*

:DP:

[Crazeyal]

*Steps onto nonexistant Plunder'sfoot*

[Plunder Down-Under]

So I assume you dont want a copy of the not-tape?

[Crazeyal]

Of COURSE NOT!!


*hands Plunder a nonexistant $20*

[Leffy]

i prefer holding the original, all copies, and having you sign a non-agreement stating no admitance, by word action or merchandise, of the said non-tape ever having existed, or all your money property and any all things claimed to be owned in any way shape or form will become mine.

[Crazeyal]

Hmmm

<<
.

>>
.

*grabs Leffy's pants and goes running with them*

*que Benny Hill music*

[Leffy]

i was wearing pants?! and here i thought they were boyshorts. its too freaking hot here.

[Crazeyal]

No I grabbed yer..

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

..shorts..

[Leffy]

.... thats probably more refreshing then the reality.

[Crazeyal]

Ever feel .. less than fresh???...?

???

???

WELL WASH YER ASS EVERY MILENIUM!!!!!!

[Leffy]

i'm not saying its minty fresh but i think i'm up to date with my feminine hygeine. i STILL want to cry over that poor girl in that med thread.

[Crazeyal]

Which one??!?!? There were people burned, stretched, fell on farm impiments, cousins and the occaisional circus animal!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Not to metion the ones with things in places things really shouldnt be

[Leffy]

the 16 year old that was using a toothbrush to clean "downthere" because her mother had stressed it had to be clean or she'd end up getting cancer like she did.

[Crazeyal]

oh yeah...

owwwww..

[Leffy]

anyone else feel we should teach the mom the "oversized blender blades" technique to proper hygeine?

[UberFische]

yeah... I'm sort of glad now that I didn't read the Medical forum stuff...

[Death Dragon2]

Crap. There was a commercial with a fake razor called something like the "Beardreaper 9000" which was an electric razor with 5 folding razor blades attached to the center to provide the closest shave possible.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Now you can say you were maled by bears and all you lost was ungainly hair!

[garfalk]

i would use that razor. on al's face.

[Crazeyal]

Sorry boy.. you gotta have YER OWN whiskers before you shave mine....

[garfalk]

i do.
nice neck beard.
that looks like shite.

[Crazeyal]

Lil' boy.. three crooked whiskers and a pimple do NOT a beard make! When I was in the service, even though I shaved at 6am, I usually had to shave at 1! I'd look like a member of ZZTop if I didn't hit the ol beard with a weed whacker every two weeks.

*snicker*

I just KNOW some underage VIRGIN isn't trying ta get Macho with anyone.. let alone ME!! Grow a little and try again... Better yet, try to talk smack AFTER you've moved out of mommy's basement...

*pats garfalk on the head*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Facial hair? More like Spacial Care. Damn right.

[Death Dragon2]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/DarkTau/My%20Picture/IMG_0011.jpg
That was 2 months ago. I haven't done anything but keep it trimmed since, so it's fuller now.

[Leffy]

scruffage!

[Compton]

Lol I have parts that won't grow in due to my native american heritage. But I can get a nice goatee and sideburns going. And never the two shall meet. I don't do mustaches. Currently I'm sporting sideburns to my jawline and a soul patch. Mostly because EVERYBODY hates those two and I found way too much gray in my goatee lately.

[RazorJAK]

Currently I'm sporting sideburns to my jawline and a soul patch. Mostly because EVERYBODY hates those two and I found way too much gray in my goatee lately.

You mean something similar to mine?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/personal/pay-me.jpg

[Leffy]

you should smile. one of those big toothy grins.

[kitty!]

Them big toothy grins scare people. My gorilla grin is wonderful for scaring people....

[RazorJAK]

you should smile. one of those big toothy grins.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/personal/badsnapshot.jpg

Happy?

Most people I talk to think my toothy grin looks too much like a "showing of fangs".

[Goltotoo]

Most people I talk to think my toothy grin looks too much like a "showing of fangs".
Dang. Winner of the "Looks Like a Pirate" contest.

[Crazeyal]

GLOMPHS THE NEWBIE!!!

Hedoh...

[toreador]

yay newb!! *pounces* hi!!

i dunno y but when i look at the pic of JAK reminds me of hyde from the leauge of extrodenary gentalmen film

[Death Dragon2]

HAH! He totally does. All he needs is the suit they used.

[greyloch]

Dang. Winner of the "Looks Like a Pirate" contest.

Ya say you want pirates? I can do pirates. :dgrin:

http://home.comcast.net/~greyloch/graphics/photos/black-eyed_bill_3.JPG

Sorry that this isn't much clearer. And my renfaire wouldn't let me bring in my claymore (basketed variety) with me which makes me tons scarier. The bastards.

EDIT: W00t! Page 13!!!

[RazorJAK]

yay newb!! *pounces* hi!!

i dunno y but when i look at the pic of JAK reminds me of hyde from the leauge of extrodenary gentalmen film


Hmmm, that's a new one. Didn't think I looked THAT pinheaded ;-)

Usually I get Hellboy or some wrestler ( depending on how much of my hair and beard is shaved at any given time ) ... back in my teens I used to get people saying I looked like Kiefer Sutherland and/or David Bowie ... which I could never see myself.

[Crazeyal]

That's okay.. You think YOU got it bad???

When I let myself get chunky.. Instant Mic Foley...

Get skinny?
CHARLES MANSON...

:rolleyes:

Of course THEN I go get my hair cut .... :lol:

[RazorJAK]

Skinny I see you more as Danny Elfman's version of Satan from that acid-trip movie "The Forbidden Zone".

[Leffy]

i grew up with such a crush on mick foley.....

and jak. it took well over a minute for me to look away from your chest hairs and notice there were teeth. i've NEVER seen a redhead with chest hair. they have like 2 eensy weensy hairs and thats it. i've seen a blonde with a ginger beard and um... ginger hair else where but never a true redhead with red chest hair.

can i pet it?

[RazorJAK]

Sweety, that would involve you making it to Dragon*Con :-)

But yes, you have permission to pet it.

[Crazeyal]

Skinny I see you...
Ya lost me after that... :rolleyes: But I've pretty much gotten rid of the 'tub... I'll post the "Foley" pic after I get home...:dp:

[RazorJAK]

http://www.forbiddenzonethemovie.com/images/fant_02.jpg

[kitty!]

I wanna go to dragon con...

[RazorJAK]

That would ruin most of my fun. I'd spend most of the Con making sure you stayed out of trouble.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ive been told I looked like Mr Tumnus the faun(The Lion he Witch and The Wardrobe) while I had shorter hair.

[kitty!]

I've been told I look like Rosario Dawson whenever I post pictures in communities.

And you look like Mr Tumnus!? I LOVE HIS ACTOR! I think he's a very pretty fawn yes yes.

[Crazeyal]

That would ruin most of my fun. I'd spend most of the Con making sure you stayed out of trouble.DC is MOSTLY harmless during the day.

Mostly..:dp:

[greyloch]

http://www.forbiddenzonethemovie.com/images/fant_02.jpg

That movie is so fucked up. Tracked down a version of it via BitTorrent a while back. Chicken Boy just ain't right.

And I think kitty! would probably keep you out of trouble. As her being a minor, you'd have to behave or else they'd throw you into a jailcell where a man will anally rape you. Unless you're into that sorta thing, then more power to ya.

Lefty, speaking of hairy chests ... one of my co-workers at Faire often wondered, aloud, how me and another friend of mine didn't stick together like velcro when we gave each other manly hugs when we ran into each other. This was coming from a guy who maybe had 2 hairs on his chest, if that. As for JAK and the carpet matching the drapes, TMI!!!! ewwwwww :nono:

[kitty!]

I've been confused for 18 before >.>

And you may be big and stronger and faster than me JAK, but I'm better at hiding and sneaking off.

I can do the hell that I please ^_^

[keithcsmith]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8895480672020463971&q=five+year+old+bear+joke&total=21&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

Yes it is the infamous Five year old bear joke.

[Pirate Bear]

Can I get that "It could be worse, you could be mauled by bears" strip on a black T-shirt?

That'd be sweet.:D

It's my new philosophy on life. Whenever I'm feeling down, or I feel like school or work is getting to me, I just think to myself: "At least I'm not being mauled by bears."

Of course, wearing such a T-shirt might be inviting Fate to pull one of her cruel ironic tricks...

[UberFische]

*gives Pirate Bear a glance, and signals his flying bear cavalry to get ready to dog-pile the newbie*

[meghasissues]

*pounces Newbie*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*pounces bystander*

Yer right like Im actually gunna jump on a Pirate Bear. I like my limbs!

[Pirate Bear]

*gives Pirate Bear a glance, and signals his flying bear cavalry to get ready to dog-pile the newbie*

Awww...I feel so loved--

*pounces Newbie*

MY SPLEEN!

*pounces bystander*

Yer right like Im actually gunna jump on a Pirate Bear. I like my limbs!

Fear teh Pirate Bears! Give us all your honey!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Damn it now I want some weetbix with honey... and I have no honey!

[Sehson]

You've pounced me... and I'm a known evil.... what difference would being a pirate matter??? :dp:

[Leffy]

*waves to the bear*

[garfalk]

i love forbidden zone. great movie.
great music too.

[Mike Taylor]

*waves to the bear*

*pounces the Leffy*

[Plunder Down-Under]

The main difference was being a bear, I dont like making sudden movements around bears, Panda's i dont mind so much they are kinda sleepy a lot of the time

[Pirate Bear]

*waves to the bear*

*waves back* :D


The main difference was being a bear, I dont like making sudden movements around bears...

Just play dead. Makes our job a lot easier.

But since you've stated you don't have any honey, you should have nothing to fear.


We're only in it for the honey.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Reminds me of the game "Russian Bears" one person is a bear and everyone else is a lumberjack. When the Bear attacks everyone plays dead and the bear tries to get them to move without touching them

I rule at Russian Bears

[Crazeyal]

*dumps Honey on Plunder*

[toreador]

*gets bee nest at places on Als pitch fork*:dgrin:*runs away*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*gets attacked by bees*

AHHHHHHHH!!!

[Sehson]

The main difference was being a bear, I dont like making sudden movements around bears, Panda's i dont mind so much they are kinda sleepy a lot of the time

Your think Koala's...

Panda's may look combersome but they can move and maul too....

[Plunder Down-Under]

But pandas are friendlier lookin!

[Leffy]

... chiuaua's look friendly too but given half a chance they'll maul your face off.

[Pirate Bear]

*dumps Honey on Plunder*

I'm not that kind of bear.

[Crazeyal]

I'm not that kind of bear.Oh...


*Dumps lemon juice on Leffy*

Don't ask don't tell!!

[Kamn]

... chiuaua's look friendly too but given half a chance they'll maul your face off.

Wait, arent they the little itty-bitty puppies that can bark louder than a siren?

Now WHY are you people wasting good honey and lemons dumping it on poeple?!

[Seolta]

Wait, arent they the little itty-bitty puppies that can bark louder than a siren?


That category's actually pretty big...Chihuahuas are the ones that look like trembling mutant rats.

[Pirate Bear]

*Dumps lemon juice on Leffy*

Don't ask don't tell!!


Lemon juice, huh?

That's a nice thought, but unnecessary.


Remember us bears don't mind the taste of fish...




*runs away*

[Plunder Down-Under]

I dont think it was bears he was trying to attract with the lemon juice, it was something else. And he wanted them to go for Leffy.

I hope they take the bait.

[toreador]

lemon juice? hmm...

*sets up lemonade stand* come and get it only 50p a glass ice cold lemonade :dcool:

[Sehson]

I have never seen the point of "Snack-Sized" dogs....

I mean a dog should be the right size to do work they are needed for.

I mean docsheunds, terriers and the like are small for chasing prey into their burrows.

Chihauhau's and half those toy's.... I mena shit they shake and shit.... other then making all sorts of racket they're only good for a snack not even a meal... I mean shit most rats I know would either eat most chihauhau's or fuck it to death...:skull:

[Kamn]

Most rats would be terified. I have it on good record that if you got a chihauhau in your apartment, you dont need any other alarm. They can (and di) wake up a whole block when they want to...:(

[Mike Taylor]

I have never seen the point of "Snack-Sized" dogs....

I mean a dog should be the right size to do work they are needed for.

I mean dachshunds, terriers and the like are small for chasing prey into their burrows.

Chihuahuas and half those toys.... I mean shit they shake and shit.... other than making all sorts of racket they're only good for a snack not even a meal... I mean shit most rats I know would either eat most chihuahuas or fuck it to death...:skull:

I'm not overly fond of toy dogs myself, not so much because of the animals themselves but for the people that own them as fucking fashion accessories. I don't think chihuahuas were originally intended as a decorative animal. The Techichi dog, which they are believed to be descended from, had religious significance to the Toltecs. When someone died, there was a ceremony that was performed in which a Techichi was placed with the deceased to serve as a guide into the afterlife. Chihuahuas were used by the Aztecs, who conquered the Toltecs, in much the same roles.

[Leffy]

i'm lemony fresh! and i'm ignoring that fish comment mister.

as for toy dogs i love em. they don't take up much of the bed, they're protective (and vicious), and they make tinier messes.

granted i want a miniature pincer named Giant, and a great dane name Tiny so.... my sense of taste is skewed.

by the way, anyone know what kinda dog that is that looks like an irish setter... but is like 8 times its size?

[Big Otis Landfish]

by the way, anyone know what kinda dog that is that looks like an irish setter... but is like 8 times its size?

Still the long red fur? How about overall build? Not sure offhand... most of the big'uns that come to mind are different colours.

[Evandril]

i'm lemony fresh! and i'm ignoring that fish comment mister.


I think we need proof *signs up for the taste test* :D

[Kamn]

*Stands behind Evandril for taste test*

[Leffy]

i meant smell! i don't WANT to know what i taste like.

[RazorJAK]

what kinda dog that is that looks like an irish setter... but is like 8 times its size?

Irish Wolfhound?

[Mike Taylor]

i meant smell! i don't WANT to know what i taste like.

*Liiiiiiiiiicks!*

Mmmmm.... "hot'n'juicy".

[RazorJAK]

Sweet n meaty!

[Seolta]

Irish Wolfhound?

Those don't look much like setters...

[Sehson]

i meant smell! i don't WANT to know what i taste like.
why not?????

I know what I taste like.....

I taste like ME!!!!!!:shhh:

:lol::lol::lol:

[Leffy]

i'm... kinda perturbed by that admission.... but another part is just doing a maniacal laugh and such

[Sehson]

Lemme guess... you mind is in the gutter with that admission:eek:

Lick the back of your hand and you'll know what you taste like...

I bet you taste like people....

though I have a friend that has a tendacy to taste sorta vanilly...

[Leffy]

i have a friend that tastes like cotton candy rubbing alcohol and glitter

could be her body spray though.

[Pirate Bear]

i'm lemony fresh! and i'm ignoring that fish comment mister.

Yeah, that went a bit too far. I was just following Crazeyal's lead (which I misinterpreted. I thought that's where he was going with the lemon comment).

Blame him. He's a bad influence.

So, I'll just say I'm sorry to the fair Leffy (an apology on an internet message board?!?! That's unpossible!), and back away slowly, cause this thread got weird really fast with the licking and the tasting.

:dp:

[Crazeyal]

Blame him. He's a bad influence.


:dp:If I had a nickel....

:d(:

I'd have.. a nickel...:dgrin:

[Sehson]

and back away slowly, cause this thread got weird really fast:dp:

And its still not wierd enough:lol:

[UberFische]

*ponders on the recent conversation*
*random though hits*
Leffy-Flavored Popsicles?!




...I'm thinking out loud again

[Plunder Down-Under]

Me thinking out loud would be a lot of singing.

[TX_Geek]

*ponders on the recent conversation*
*random though hits*
Leffy-Flavored Popsicles?!




...I'm thinking out loud again

*tastes Leffy and debates if she be a good flavor for popsicles*

*grins*

[Leffy]

Cannibalism its whats for dinner o.O

lol and you're fine PB. if i really was offended or such i'd let you know. then i was just pickin at'cha lol i wasn't offended. every girl's heard the fish commentary. i just couldn't think of a good reply lol.

[Big Otis Landfish]

If I had a nickel....

:d(:

I'd have.. a nickel...:dgrin:

You know how to make the Queen on the nickel smile, right?

[UberFische]

i just couldn't think of a good reply

and the score is...
Pirate Bear : 1, Leffy : ... *gets distracted*
*snaps back to reality
uh... Leffy has boobs, so she wins!
*goes back to being distracted*

[Crazeyal]

*tastes Leffy and debates if she be a good flavor for popsicles*

*grins*
Methinks she might object to sitting in a freezer witha stick up her...

never mind..

[domino]

Leffy,

there arent any dogs that are like irish setters that are bigger, but the only dogs i can think are that much bigger than setters would be the irish wolfhound, scottish deerhound or the borzoi(russian wolfhound)-thems BIG dogs!!!

[Death Dragon2]

I do believe you forgot the Great Danes.

[TX_Geek]

Methinks she might object to sitting in a freezer witha stick up her...

never mind..

:eek:

Didn't even think about that....

The freezer would probably definitely be an objection, but I can't see her agreeing to the sticks either!! (and the person who would suggest how and where the sticks end up would probably be in for a world of discomfort!).......

[Mike Taylor]

I do believe you forgot the Great Danes.

But a Great Dane doesn't look much like a Setter... of course neither does a Wolfhound.

[Leffy]

i thought i mentioned the terriers not setters... are setters bigger versions of terriers? or am i confusing something ENTIRELY different with an interchangable word?

and there will be no sticks in my anywhere thank you very much. nor do i want to freeze. how bout i sit in a bowl and we settle for nicely chilled like good jello?


EDIT:i see my booboo now. i dunno what it is. this dog stands as high as my waist, is built thick and sturdy like a little brick house even when its pure muscle and not spoiled to fatness, and has that face that makes me think of a little irish dog that gets no taller then my knees. the little one is evil mean and pissy, the big ones i've seen are just big goofy babies.

[Seolta]

EDIT:i see my booboo now. i dunno what it is. this dog stands as high as my waist, is built thick and sturdy like a little brick house even when its pure muscle and not spoiled to fatness, and has that face that makes me think of a little irish dog that gets no taller then my knees. the little one is evil mean and pissy, the big ones i've seen are just big goofy babies.

Schnauzer?

[Leffy]

maybe? it has a beardy mustache.

[domino]

do they look like either of these?

http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3496296808 (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dschnauzers%26sp%3D1%26fr2%3Ds p-top%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3Dmss%26ei%3DUTF-8%26ei%3DUTF-8%26SpellState%3Dn-1110972482_q-gK2N0f4w9wqDX6DFVKOb6AAAAA%40%40&w=500&h=497&imgurl=www.dognews.com%2Fpedigreegallery%2Fterrier %2Fimages%2FMINIATURE%2520SCHNAUZERS.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dognews.com%2Fpedigreegaller y%2Fterrier%2Fpages%2FMINIATURE%2520SCHNAUZERS.htm&size=66.4kB&name=MINIATURE+SCHNAUZERS.jpg&p=schnauzers&type=jpeg&no=7&tt=42,866&oid=97faf3f73ef06748&ei=UTF-8)miniature schnauzer

or

http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/3503821789 (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dschnauzers%26toggle%3D1%26cop %3Dmss%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dyfp-t-501%26b%3D41&w=433&h=500&imgurl=www.dognews.com%2Fpedigreegallery%2Fworking %2Fimages%2FSCHNAUZERS%2520GIANT%2520.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dognews.com%2Fpedigreegaller y%2Fworking%2Fpages%2FSCHNAUZERS%2520GIANT%2520.ht m&size=82.4kB&name=SCHNAUZERS+GIANT+.jpg&p=schnauzers&type=jpeg&no=60&tt=42,860&oid=8acb41ac432c1dce&ei=UTF-8)giant schnauzers

[Plunder Down-Under]

I can just seeing that dog jump up on its back legs, shout "ITS TERRIER TIME" then attack something.

It was on a tv show.

[Leffy]

the giant. stayed with a friend that had two for a week. first two days were spent convincing them i was not the bad guy and the next five trying to avoid them. they're cot hogs. i'd go lay down at night and they'd pounce up onto it and nudge me around until i tried to shrink myself into a 2 foot space, or fell right off. i loved it.


thank you for helping me figure it out ^.^

[Ruestir]

LOL! That reminds me of a child my wife met while couseling elementary kids. this one little boy was telling her about his dog.

boy, "I have this dog and he's a miniature schnauzer. He's tiny and he's a schnauzer. I don't know why they don't call him a tiny schnauzer. So I looked up miniature and found that it really means tiny. So he's really miniature after all and a schnauzer. That's why we call him a miniature schnauzer, because he's miniature and a schnauzer."

Now just imagine that said at high speed.

[Leffy]

kids are great at reiteration at high speeds.

[domino]

giant schnauzers are pretty cool dogs. the minis (of any breed) are terrors!! Glad to help ya out Leffy! I like to think i know a thing or two about dogs...

[Big Otis Landfish]

the giant. stayed with a friend that had two for a week. first two days were spent convincing them i was not the bad guy and the next five trying to avoid them. they're cot hogs. i'd go lay down at night and they'd pounce up onto it and nudge me around until i tried to shrink myself into a 2 foot space, or fell right off. i loved it.


thank you for helping me figure it out ^.^

Bouvier de Flandres look pretty similar, and are big.

http://www.dogbiz.com/dogs-grp7/bouvier/images/bouvier-290x245-tig-128.gif

Generally have more hair than a schnauz, though.

[Leffy]

... coulda been that too. their babies were shaved though. something about local terrain and their hair being an evil mix. dunno bout you but in a swamp... i would say hair would be a good thing to have, but they apparently thought less was more.

[Kamn]

Swamp? Isnt that the place with leeches, lots of ticks, and other insects that are dificult to detedt in lots of hair?

[Leffy]

also a place of lotsa moisture and goo you want to have something between it and skin. better when brush and trees grab your fur then straight skin. they had like a quarter inch only which was frequently medicated against bugs and such ickies but not much protection from brambles and the like.