Communication

[Ecchi_Kitty]

It's been mentioned in other threads that a healthy relationship requires communication. In no way do I wish to disagree with this viewpoint. however, communication comes on many levels, a good deal of them non-verbal. The following are a few simple translations that may help with this non-verbal language. Please be aware that as with many translations, context plays a great deal on meaning, as does the individual in question. Do not take these translations as literal truth, they are but guidelines, and your experience with the individual takes precidence.

Act: Crossed arms.
Translation: Negative/defensive sign. Watch facial expresions to support possibility.

Act: Accompanies speech with hand gestures.
Translation: Intrested in/passionate about topic.

Act: Feigns death/uncontiousness.
Translation: Not intrested. Also possible fetish, but don't count on it.

Act: The other person looks around frequently, and checks their watch a great deal.
Translation: They are bored/not intrested. Try changing the topic, or better yet, allowing them to change the topic. It is also possible they are Cinderella and midnight is approaching; be on the lookout for glass slippers and pumpkin coaches.

Act: They are twirling/playing with their hair.
Translation: Flirtatious, usually a good sign. Also a possible sign of boredom if are not looking at you. Also possible are pondering strangeling you with their hair.

Act: Throws you onto the bed and rips off your underware with their teeth.
Translation: Most likely a sign of high arousal.

Act: Talks frequently about picking out china patterns and chooseing children names.
Translation: May be intrested in a long term relationship.

Act: After climax, does not look at you, but swiftly gets dressed, tosses a few bills onto the dresser, and walks out.
Translation: Not intrested in a long term relationship.

Act: Throws you out of the house while screaming obcenities.
Translation: May not be intrested in that particular fetish. Also possible sign of tourettes.

Act: Throws you out the window and goes to get their gun.
Translation: Not intrested in continueing the date. Also a possible fetish. Be aware of the later, but prepare for the former.

[Darlica]

:shhh:

You're not supposed to share your insights in our secret language! That will destroy the female mysteries!!!



:rofl:

[Leffy]

Act: Throws you onto the bed and rips off your underware with their teeth.
Translation: Most likely a sign of high arousal.



or an intense desire to fulfill their life long wish for surprise cannibalism! usually replaces surprise buttsecks when equipment... erm uh fails.

[Ruestir]

or an intense desire to fulfill their life long wish for surprise cannibalism! usually replaces surprise buttsecks when equipment... erm uh fails.

You know I've always considered oral sex a form of cannibalism.

[Leffy]

some cultures view it as an act of complete evil. to swallow the seed is to consume and own the soul.

[Ruestir]

some cultures view it as an act of complete evil. to swallow the seed is to consume and own the soul.

That just verifies my own believe that women are a bunch of soul suckers anyway. :D I'm kidding, I'm kidding......really. :goodevil:

[kitty!]

Act: Crossed arms.
Translation: Negative/defensive sign. Watch facial expresions to support possibility.

Act: The other person looks around frequently, and checks their watch a great deal.
Translation: They are bored/not intrested. Try changing the topic, or better yet, allowing them to change the topic. It is also possible they are Cinderella and midnight is approaching; be on the lookout for glass slippers and pumpkin coaches.


My translation of the above:

Act: Crossed arms.
Translation: Either not interested in listening to what you're saying but is pretending to, or is self concious of self and is covering squishy innards with arms.

Act: The other person looks around frequently, and checks their watch a great deal.
Translation: Nervous and antsy. Either waiting to get to somewhere and humoring you for what you're saying, not open to what you're saying, or is supressing the need to run far far away from you and your offending words.

More detailed, but basically the same.

[Leffy]

hrm. you know if thats true.... harli's daddy is only a dork because he has no soul. too many women have taken too many pieces.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Note that crossed arms (between male buddies) can also be a strictly 'macho' pose, and may not indicate anything other than a reinforcement of manly topics of conversation - although I think this is probably an outgrowth of what kitty! is saying about self-consciousness. It's effectively a posture that says you've got the capacity for aggression, but it's being suppressed because you are relaxed in that setting. It's relatively hard to throw or block a punch from a crossed-arm posture, but it does allow visual presentation of the arms, shoulders, and chest. Kind of like pulling your coat back to show your guns, but keeping them securely fastened in their holsters.

It also allows gesticulating with the top hand/arm, while keeping a relaxed pose.

Interesting side note... if a guy takes a crossed arms posture when talking to another guy, the second guy will nearly always automatically return the pose. At least I find it hard not to - it's contagious like yawning.

[Ruestir]

Interesting side note... if a guy takes a crossed arms posture when talking to another guy, the second guy will nearly always automatically return the pose. At least I find it hard not to - it's contagious like yawning.

You know, now that you mention that I've noticed it too. Time for some experimentation! :D

[Leffy]

i've noticed the same thing about peeing. if you're out side and a guy pees on the very outskirts of the congregations boundries, another with eventually do it too, but make a point to pee closer to the crowd.

WHY do you do this? and it always happens most when theres a perfectly servicable bathroom even closer then the trees you seem to need to mark!

[Big Otis Landfish]

i've noticed the same thing about peeing. if you're out side and a guy pees on the very outskirts of the congregations boundries, another with eventually do it too, but make a point to pee closer to the crowd.

Because generally if time has passed, the second guy is more drunk, and therefore less inhibited/using more effort to walk.

And peeing outdoors is preferable to using a bathroom in most cases. :D

[Leffy]

... for the most part all three times i've seen this occurance they were perfectly sober.

when drinking was involved, the need to be in someway away from the crowd tended to... dissappear.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Hm, you've got me stumped then. Sober, there's usually a fairly constant radius-of-evacuation (subject to individual inhibitions), if not an actual communal pissing-post.

Although, as others get more bold about peeing in sight range, laziness may trump decency. Haven't seen it but it's plausible.


OR - if this was in Canada, I'd suspect that it was to find a clean patch of snow to write one's name.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Not an event to which I've been witness.

As for crossed arms, was fairly much speaking dating/sex non-verbal langauge. Non-verbal language between friends may use many of the same poses, but has quite diffrent meanings.

[Big Otis Landfish]

As for crossed arms, was fairly much speaking dating/sex non-verbal langauge. Non-verbal language between friends may use many of the same poses, but has quite diffrent meanings.

Acknowledged, and disclaimer'd as such. Woman-crossing-arms-at-man is a danger sign! But I find it an interesting aside, especially the contagion bit.

[Crazeyal]

Well.. Just to cross racial barriers (and piss off people with my ability to not give a damn)

Black woman translation

Act:Crosses arms and bobs head while talking
Translation:Run

:lol:

[Wayne]

Don't forget the snapping of the fingers in a "Z" motion.

[Leffy]

see, i never learned these signals. the way i learned it when speaking to a guy, crossing your arms under your chest is a good boost to acheive the best attention.

now standing with hands fisted and arms stiff.... usually means i'm about to jump until i'm level with your head and swing like *I* want to be the new home run champion.

[Crazeyal]

*snicker*

That's why I loves ya sweetie...

Crossing your arms UNDER your boobs moves em up in the "hey look at these!" order. Crossing your arms OVER them obstrct our view and sets off male alarm whistles.

:rolleyes:

[garfalk]

perhaps i need a list of everything people do....or just to pay more attention.
i had no idea that someone throwing you out a window was a bad thing.

[Crazeyal]

*throws Garfalk out a window*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

'Crossing arms' and 'createing an uplifting shelf' are two diffrent things.

But I quite agree, clenched fists is seldom a good sign. Nor is narrowed eyes.

But again, context, context, context. They might be clenching their fists to keep from gropeing you in front of the pastor....

[Plunder Down-Under]

I narrow my eyes and glare at people as a greeting, but then again Im a weird guy

[Leffy]

true enough.

[Ruestir]

now standing with hands fisted and arms stiff.... usually means i'm about to jump until i'm level with your head and swing like *I* want to be the new home run champion.

Foreplay?

[Crazeyal]

now standing with hands fisted and arms stiff.... usually means i'm about to jump until i'm level with your head and swing like *I* want to be the new home run champion.Foreplay?
Bachelor??

[Kittish]

Here's another one to add.

Leans forward, briefly touching your hand or arm during conversation: Generally an indication of considerable interest, either in you or in the subject at hand, especially if it's repeated. Of course, he or she could simply be poking at you to assess the tenderness of their next meal...

[Ruestir]

Bachelor??

no, your point?

[Crazeyal]

no, your point?
Presumedly ontop of your head!:dp:

[Farler]

I cross my arms whenever Im forced into a standing position cause it's just comfortable, I also tend to stretch and fidget while standing and then recross my arms.

And I play with my hair all the time just cause it feels good, but Im a guy so the flirtatious hairplaying doesn't really apply to me anyways.

[Ruestir]

Presumedly ontop of your head!:dp:

Keep your crazy fetishes to yourself.

[Crazeyal]

Keep your crazy fetishes to yourself.Does ANYONE around here do that????

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Only in moderation.

[kitty!]

...omg ecchi is right!

'cause I love biting people and I don't do that much here.

of course, here I get bit back. Hard. *winces*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Biteing, no.


....nibbeling, however.... :dgrin:

[Kittish]

Biteing, no.


....nibbeling, however.... :dgrin:

Hey, some of us might like bite marks that last hours, or even days. And what BETTER way to get at all that warm, rich, delicious blood without spilling it all over the place? Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get bloodstains out of clothes and carpets?

[Ruestir]

Does ANYONE around here do that????

Good point. Let me rephrase. :didea:

Keep ME out of YOUR crazy fetishes.

[Compton]

Hey, some of us might like bite marks that last hours, or even days. And what BETTER way to get at all that warm, rich, delicious blood without spilling it all over the place? Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get bloodstains out of clothes and carpets?

Yes. but not for those reasons.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*whistles innocently*

*tires to, anyway.... not so good at faking innocence, even in whisteling*

[Leffy]

kittish, cold water on the stain as fast as possible. if that doesn't work use hydrogen peroxide, then a shout pen. all these are things to be done BEFORE you first wash it post bloodletting.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Personally, I just wear dark outfits.... the stains don't show....

[Leffy]

blood shows on everything in some way shape or form.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Nah. Black outfits it doesn't really show on; they look that close, they have pictures anyway. And mottled red/black outfits it shows, but no one notices.

[Seolta]

kittish, cold water on the stain as fast as possible. if that doesn't work use hydrogen peroxide, then a shout pen. all these are things to be done BEFORE you first wash it post bloodletting.

I've heard the best way to remove bloodstains is to use the saliva of the person who's blood it is...something about similarities in the makeup or some such.

[Crazeyal]

I've heard the best way to remove bloodstains is to use the saliva of the person who's blood it is...something about similarities in the makeup or some such.Uh.. go with the soap...:rolleyes:

[garfalk]

if they don't have aids, ill gladly take the blood off yer hands.

[Crazeyal]

*DAMMIT* he's offline..

*put's mega gloves of DUMBASS smackin' away*

[reo01]

I've heard the best way to remove bloodstains is to use the saliva of the person who's blood it is...something about similarities in the makeup or some such.
Dude, I ain't washing out my knickers like that for aaaalllll the money in the world.

[UberFische]

Dude, I ain't washing out my knickers like that for aaaalllll the money in the world.

*twitches as thought forms*
*dies*
:bbleach:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ding Ding Ding

Uberfische LOSES! Reo01 WINS!

[Leffy]

muwahahahaha reo01, i think i love you.

[Farler]

I've heard the best way to remove bloodstains is to use the saliva of the person who's blood it is...something about similarities in the makeup or some such.

That's a myth, along the lines of applying the hair of the dog that bit you to a wound. It just doesn't work.

[Darlica]

Actually it does work, to some extent, but it doesn't have to be blood and saliva from the same person, and it's not the best way to remove blood from fabric. The enzymes in the saliva does break down protein in the blood, but the hemoglobin (=iron) remains intact it will be easier to wash of with water though...

The reason you should not try to wash of blood or any thing that is thick with proteins with warm water is that protein coagulate if exposed to heat, and when it coagulate it gets sticky...

Just use an enzyme based stain remover...

[Plunder Down-Under]

So its a myth base on an out of context grain of truth

[reo01]

Ding Ding Ding

Uberfische LOSES! Reo01 WINS!
*Stands with arms in the air like Hiro*
Yatta!!!!:dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

*Stands with arms in the air like Hiro*
Yatta!!!!:dgrin:*target of opportunity*

*TICKLE*

[UberFische]

*Stands with arms in the air like Hiro*
Yatta!!!!:dgrin:

*snaps his fingers, his bears dog-pile on Reo*
Ha ha! Sore loser? Maybe. Opportunist? Definitely.

[Crazeyal]

Hey WAIT!! I'm Sti..
:d8o:


*WHOOOOMPH*

[garfalk]

hhahaha

[Mike Taylor]

Hey WAIT!! I'm Sti..
:d8o:


*WHOOOOMPH*

*peeks under pile at smooshed Crazyal*

Man, you just have the worst luck, doncha?

[UberFische]

*maniacal laughter*
Two for one!
*maniacal laughter*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*checks under bear pile*

Huh? Where'd they go? Foreboading.

[Mike Taylor]

He's still there. He's just really, really flat.

[Leffy]

*reinflates crazyal*

[Mike Taylor]

*reinflates crazyal*

*is reminded of the autopilot scene from Airplane!*

[Leffy]

hehehe i say NOTHING!

[UberFische]

*signals his sky-diving bears to ready themselves for a second dog-pile*

[Crazeyal]

*signals his sky-diving bears to ready themselves for a second dog-pile*

*nonchalantly kicks big black X underneath UberFische's feet*

[garfalk]

*moves the x back*

[Crazeyal]

*unfolds tiny umbrella and waves "bye-bye"*

[Leffy]

*runs before shes caught in the midst of the x-y-ness*

[UberFische]

*bears drop on everyone*
I win!
*trips and falls*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*parachutes down wit bears*

Weeee!

*gets parachute caught in a tree*

aww...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Pinata! Sweet!

*gets out the stick with which to smack Plunder until candy pops out*

[garfalk]

he had candy in there?
ouch.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*bleeds on ecchi*

Ha! The Last Laugh is mine you smiling fool! You will stain... STAIN!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

It is by will alone I set the stick in motion.
It is by the force of arms the stick aquires speed
the speed becomes a force
the force makes the candy pop out.
It is by will alone I set the stick in motion.

[Captain Kitty]

heh, you know, hanging out with you guys is so much more fun that wallowing in self pity and panicking about life in general, why did I leave it so long to come and say hi? woo hoo! *gets Plunder down from the tree and gives him a crowbar*

GO GET HIM!!!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

While is good to have you back, I'm not liking your actions at this time. *flees*

[Death Dragon2]

*swoops down and nabs Ecchi_Kitty* I love Meals on Wheels! *Flies off with Ecchi_Kitty in my talons*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*looks mournfully at the figure of ecchi and dd fading into the distance*

:cry:

[Captain Kitty]

damn....didn't expect that.

*hands Plunder a jet pack*

This might help!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Thanks! *flies after them smacking ecchi with the crowbar*

Yeeeey

[Captain Kitty]

I do love spreading joy and happiness! :dgrin:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*swoops down and nabs Ecchi_Kitty* I love Meals on Wheels! *Flies off with Ecchi_Kitty in my talons*


That had better be a non-sequester comment with nothing to do with the current situation....

*gets smacked with the crowbar*
The effect is fairly similar to smacking a boulder.
*watches as the impact numbs Plunder's hands, making him drop the crowbar*

"Few letcherous comments, few slaps and purses upside the head, ya build up a resistance to blunt trauma.
Erm, speaking of which, quit whining about your hands and watch where that jet pack is taking you! No, look out! Look..... oh.... wow..... that's gonna leave a mark...." :d/:

[Mike Taylor]

*just drinks his beer and watches the madness*

[Captain Kitty]

*drinks rum and watches the madness*

[Crazeyal]

*taps shoulder then steals rum*

[Darlica]

*Brings popcorn (and band aid)*

*tries to trip Al and take the rum*

Kitty is my Captain after all...

[Captain Kitty]

DAMNIT! *takes a new bottle out from her coat*

[Darlica]

So I can keep the one I nicked from Al? :clap:
Wheeee!

*Sits down by the Captains feet's and offers her popcorn*

Because it isn't likely that Al is going to kick my butt in front her, or at least I hope so.

[Captain Kitty]

oooooh! popcorn!!! thankies! =^_^=

[Death Dragon2]

It wasn't a sexual reference if that's what you're asking/saying. I'm hungry. And Plunder, you're supposed to use a meat tenderizer to get through that thick skin.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*jet pack explodes sending me flying off into the distance*

Team Jetpacks Blasting off Again! *ping*

[Kamn]

huh? Rum party? Oooh, a show to boot...
*Gets out a bottle of rum.*
Mmmmmm, good...

[Captain Kitty]

Huh....maybe I should go and rescue Plunder... my Wench won't be too happy if her bare-footed slave goes missing.... feh....it can wait.

*swigs rum*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:d8o:

Captain!
Deligate!

*sends one of the swabs to fetch the Barefoot Slave.... no rush*

[Captain Kitty]

cool, I don't have to do anything....nice!

[Crazeyal]

Because it isn't likely that Al is going to kick my butt in front her, or at least I hope so.Kick yer butt?

How ... predictable...

:evilgrin:

*steals Darlica's pants*

*replaces them with industrial strength duct tape thong*

*pours stolen rum on duct tape*

*hands lighter to garfalk*

[Captain Kitty]

oooh, that's just plain mean....yet entertaining...

[Crazeyal]

Moreso than you'd think... The Rum'll dissolve the duct tape eventually... Depends on who gets online first...

[Captain Kitty]

oooooooooooh you're eeevil!!! I love it!!! :dcool:

[Crazeyal]

oooooooooooh you're eeevil!!! I love it!!! :dcool:

uh.. hi..

My name's Ray...

OBVIOUSLY WE'VE NEVER MET!!!!:d/:

[meghasissues]

this was on the radio somewhere.

staring into someones eyes directly for over a minute will either start a fight or sex.

it works

[Sehson]

I don't even know how to respond to that...

cause well no one I've ever stared into's eye has ever tryed to have sex with me or fight me... Except my wife and well we've done both...

[Darlica]

Moreso than you'd think... The Rum'll dissolve the duct tape eventually... Depends on who gets online first...

Hun' I hot wax my legs my self... :dgrin:
And no I ain't going to let you watch!

How ever if you going to wear one of those open chest ruffled shirts we have to do something about that chest of yours...

*Gets duct tape*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*watches Darlica advance on Crazeyal*

...

:eek:

Ouch that looks like it stung!

[Crazeyal]

*snicker*

*pulls out duct tape and applies to chest*

*30-40 hairs of varying length go bye-bye*

Sweetums.. I did four years in the Marine corps, 35 years as a New Yorker and 42 as an Italian/French/Irish/Dutch/Hungarian/German and Cherokee family member.

The (mostly)Italian cousins would beat me up.
The (mostly)French cousins would laugh at me while they watched.
The (mostly)Irish cousins would get me drunk to forget the beating, AND THEN BEAT ME UP WORSE
The Dutch and Hungarian cousins would argue over who would get the left over booze and STEP ON ME WHILE I PUKED!!!
Then the German cousins would announce that ALL of the booze and food was theirs.. and everybody would KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM...

And then we'd go gamble at the Cherokee's house....

And you think a little HAIR REMOVAL is gonna scare me???


*rips Darlica's thong off*

:al:


Your move...

[Big Otis Landfish]

this was on the radio somewhere.

staring into someones eyes directly for over a minute will either start a fight or sex.

it works

Not true. I've had staring contests with this waitress I used to work with that lasted three or four minutes easy (and won), and she was even straddling me to try to get me to blink. I didn't give it up... :dgrin:

[meghasissues]

eh well it works with pretty much everyone i've met

[Plunder Down-Under]

When I do it people just say Im creepy, I am kinda creepy lookin when I want to be

[Darlica]

*snicker*

*pulls out duct tape and applies to chest*

*30-40 hairs of varying length go bye-bye*

Sweetums.. I did four years in the Marine corps, 35 years as a New Yorker and 42 as an Italian/French/Irish/Dutch/Hungarian/German and Cherokee family member.

*snipp*

And you think a little HAIR REMOVAL is gonna scare me???


*rips Darlica's thong off*

:al:


Your move...

Yeah I'm sure you are big bad and strong, but let me assure you that before you get to my underware you would be a dead man...

I may be short, and look all cuddly, but sorry I'm not.
The benefit of having friends who works at psyche wards, jails, in the police force among other nice places not to mention the one who trains ultimate fighting, and who are a "bit" protective is, that since they know they can't always protect me they have taught how to do it my self. I don't like to fight, but when when I do, I do it the dirty and effective way. I know where to strike and how.
You know that rum bottle... Consider your self unconscious.
When you wake up you are going to be hog tied, and you will stay hog tied until you realize that going for my panties was stupid and invasive and you promise not to try a stunt like that again, ever.

Comprende?

[Crazeyal]

Very impressive.

But I have one thing that you don't.

Military training in tactics!

You know that Rum bottle you are so proudly waving around? Check the contents!

*Burp*

(I LOVE it when they monologue!!)

*scamper*

[Darlica]

Very impressive.

But I have one thing that you don't.

Military training in tactics!

You know that Rum bottle you are so proudly waving around? Check the contents!

*Burp*

(I LOVE it when they monologue!!)

*scamper*

Hun' I can work it when empty too... and if you have filled it with some thing other than rum well, your bad. I wasn't going to drink it I was going to use it as a weapon...

You really ought to keep your distance if you see me with an umbrella... Especially the short and stubby kind with a hardwood handle. Also remember I'm smaller lighter and more agile than you are and I know how to use that as advance.

Can you stop bothering me now or are you going to pull my hair like a second grade schoolboy?

D

[Crazeyal]

Schweetums... YOU started this...

Besides... It's more FUN when people underestimate me! I merely told you what I'm CAPABLE of.. not what I INTENDED to do...

*Bows with a flourish*

*pushes Darlica overboard*

;)

[Captain Kitty]

*sigh* there goes another crew member.... you know, Al, you're gonna have to find me more!

[Crazeyal]

Of course milady..

*flourished bow*

*pushes Captain Kitty overboard*

YARRRR


A MUTINEY BE AFOOT!!!

[Darlica]

Schweetums... YOU started this...

Besides... It's more FUN when people underestimate me! I merely told you what I'm CAPABLE of.. not what I INTENDED to do...

*Bows with a flourish*

*pushes Darlica overboard*

;)

Fine, have it your way.
For now...

I'll find a way to broadside you eventually. But right now this bores me.

[garfalk]

*stand with lighter in hand, lit*
*stares at fire*
*stares at fire*
*hair on fire*
*runs around*

[Crazeyal]

*shakes head ruefully*

*grabs fire bucket and throws contents on garfalk*

*"Fire" bucket was actually spare Rum*

:flame:

oops...

[Captain Kitty]

*manages to cling tot he side of the ship whilst looking down at the water in panic* nuuuuu! damn water.....ack! *scrambles back on board and leaps on Al. much clawing ensues.

[Crazeyal]

Ow
Ow
Owwwww
yipeyipeyipeyipe

ooo little to the left


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

*Thud*

*on fire garfalk runs screaming past Captain Kitty*

:eek:

*TAIL ON FIRE*


Hang on Cap'n!! I'll help!!!

*pushes Captain Kitty overboard*

...what?:dcool:

[Captain Kitty]

*clings to the side of the ship* why do I always find myself in these situations...?

[Crazeyal]

*looks over side*

Uh.. you MIGHT want to drop... yer tails still on fire...

[Mike Taylor]

*drinks his Sam Adams and keeps watching the madness*

[Crazeyal]

Don't worry Cap'n!!

*Grabs "OTHER" fire bucket.*

*SPLOOOOSH*

Hey.. that wasn't a bucket of water.. that was NAIRtm

HEY EVERYBODY!! THE CAP'N'S NAKED!!!!!!

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

(*we REALLY need to keelhaul our Fireguy...*)

[UberFische]

*pulls an all-too-cliche heroic rescue by swinging down along the ship to save Captain Kitty from the evil water*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*stops. drops. and rolls, in the fire*

WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING!?

[Kamn]

Its tail is on fire!
*Stomps tail to extinguish fire*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Organisation will solve this problem!

Everyone on fire form a line here *indicating in front of the plank*, and everyone not on fire form a line here*indicating in front of a pile of fire*.

[garfalk]

*drops to ground*
ow.
*burns hole through the deck*
ow.

[Crazeyal]

*puts on oven mitts*

*throws garfalk into ocean*

SSSSSSSSSSS

:rolleyes:

[Mike Taylor]

*sniffs the air*

I do believe the ship is on fire.

Oh well.

*drinks beer*

[Crazeyal]

Hmmm

*drinks rum until near bursting*

HIC!!!

I'ma play fhir 'sting squish... er...

hic

[Plunder Down-Under]

This seems like the perfect oppertunity for someone to breathe fire!

[Kamn]

Swallow or breathin'? Hic. Cos I can spit it! But we needs something otha' than rum. A bit more alchoholishy... alchoholi.. Ye knows what I mean!

*trips*

Auu!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Spit Fire, Breathe Fire, Make the fire go outwards from the mouth. Thats a cool skill.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...Al..... the buckets are clearly labled. Why do you keep grabbing the 'Fire' bucket when you so clearly want the 'fire extinguishing' bucket?

*grabs the 'save the day' bucket, dumps the assorted contents all over everything, putting out all the flames, repairing the deck, and returning everyone to safety*

*the Captain's nudity is not affected, however* :dcool:

[Leffy]

captain, thats a lovely shade of glittery body lotion you wear.

[domino]

this thread should be renamed "Random Insanity" rather than "communication" cuz there is no clear path from what it started as and where it is now...

BUtttt...i'm not complaining! simply observing *sips on some rum that was not fuel for the fire*:cool:

[Crazeyal]

Why do you think we are on a SHIP?? It's not actually water we're sailing on.. IT'S THREAD DRIFT!!!

[UberFische]

this thread should be renamed "Random Insanity" rather than "communication" cuz there is no clear path from what it started as and where it is now...

This IS how we communicate

[UberFische]

*the Captain's nudity is not affected, however* :dcool:

Waitaminute... who's naked? *looks around*
...I thought I knew what was going on, but I think I'm lost

[Ecchi_Kitty]

The Captain, of course..... damn Nair....

[Mike Taylor]

Why do you think we are on a SHIP?? It's not actually water we're sailing on.. IT'S THREAD DRIFT!!!

Which, thankfully, is not the same as threadcrap.

[domino]

Why do you think we are on a SHIP?? It's not actually water we're sailing on.. IT'S THREAD DRIFT!!!


cant ships sail though? and stay on course!?! i thought thats what that big wheel at the helm was for:rolleyes:

[Crazeyal]

yeah.. but you need sober people who actually stay at the wheel and STEER!!!

[Death Dragon2]

Wait, there's sober people here? If they are, they won't be for long, or they're crazy.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Wheel? Wheel... wheel...

OH! The Wheel! That steers the ship? We've just been tying people to that...

Ooh! Im sober I can steer! Can I guys??

[pirateninja]

i think the problem is we each have our own wheel.

[Mike Taylor]

i think the problem is we each have our own wheel.

Nah, it makes the trip more interesting.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Well, the other problem is that The Captain :talia: has been busy with other thigns, hasn't been giving too many orders as to where we're supposed to be going....

[Captain Kitty]

why do I always end up naked??? *shrugs* ah well, us Cat Girls can stand a little nakedness! *Grabs the wheel and spins it a while before stopping it* WE GOT THAT WAY!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I don't know why you end up naked.... and honestly, I've little intrest in finding out so long as it keeps happening. :dgrin:

And now that we have a heading...

UP YA LAZY SWABS!
Ready the sails!
Secure those lines!
Check the yardarm!

And for pete sake, somebody hoist the anchor before we embarass ourselves...

[Plunder Down-Under]

*dives into the ocean grabbing the anchor*

This isnt working...

[Kamn]

But I dont wanna go!
*Starts crying like a 3 yearold*

[Kittish]

Hmmm, what's this button do?

*presses button*

*anchor comes up, snagging Plunder by the belt*

[domino]

certain aspects of modern technology have made pirating a bit less "manual"- freeing up more time for the important things:

rum
booty
gold and treasure

[pirateninja]

i'm all about the booty

[Ecchi_Kitty]

True, but too much modern technology, and not only do you loose the feel of it, but your pirates start to get fat....

[Crazeyal]

There's ALWAYS a fat pirate!!!

But don't worry.. I've still got some swash in my buckle!!

[Kittish]

There's ALWAYS a fat pirate!!!

But don't worry.. I've still got some swash in my buckle!!

It's the swash OVERLAPPING your buckle that we're talking about!!! :dcool:

[Crazeyal]

I got RID of that... Come to DC.. See what ELSE is lookin good!!;)

[Mike Taylor]

i'm all about the booty

So I noticed.

[pirateninja]

So I noticed.

haha, i was so expecting that XD

[UberFische]

*pastes a couple "censored" signs on Captain Kitty, then spins the wheel some more*
Off to uncharted waters! *maniacal laughter*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:eek:
....okay, when she's in a cranky mood trying to get the glue out of her fur, YOU get to deal with her...
Where's The Wench to mellow her out?

And since we lost the charts, it's fairly much ALL uncharted waters....

[Kittish]

*pastes a couple "censored" signs on Captain Kitty, then spins the wheel some more*
Off to uncharted waters! *maniacal laughter*


Um...why are there black bars on the Captain's elbows and toes?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Elboes and toes are gross.

What else would they cover? Except perhaps the nose, thats pretty gross too

[UberFische]

:eek:
....okay, when she's in a cranky mood trying to get the glue out of her fur, YOU get to deal with her...

As I've said before... I will sacrifice myself to the cat-girls for the good of the crew, though I think most of her fur is gone thanks to Al's bucket of Nair.
*inconspicuously inspects Captain Kitty*
Yeah, I'd say most of its gone...
*continues to inconspicuously inspect Captain Kitty*

[Leffy]

.... have you become her gynocologist now?

[Crazeyal]

:d8o:

*updates job list*

didn't know that was available...

:d/:

[Leffy]

apparently not anymore

[UberFische]

.... have you become her gynocologist now?

:eek: I'm not inspecting her like that...
*thinks for a moment*
Nah, I'd rather have a full view than a close-up

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....okay, but getting glue off her skin isn't likely to be an improvemnt of mood....

[Captain Kitty]

:eek:
....okay, when she's in a cranky mood trying to get the glue out of her fur, YOU get to deal with her...
Where's The Wench to mellow her out?

And since we lost the charts, it's fairly much ALL uncharted waters....

The Wench is busy moving house, so she won't be around to mellow me out for a while....soooooo...... YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME NOW!!!!!

*Rips censored panels of with much yowling and spitting then steals Al's clothes and puts them on*

Not a great fit, but it'll do....damn my shortness!

[Mike Taylor]

The Wench is busy moving house, so she won't be around to mellow me out for a while....soooooo...... YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME NOW!!!!!

*Rips censored panels of with much yowling and spitting then steals Al's clothes and puts them on*

Not a great fit, but it'll do....damn my shortness!

Beer?

*offers*

[Crazeyal]

*notices a breeze*

Eh...

*whistles*

[Leffy]

*reapplies the censor bars to crazyal* don't want to blind anyone

[Crazeyal]

OOO!

COOL!

Hip action spankin paddles!!!

PHWAP!!! Naughty leffy!! PHWAP-A-WHAP

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:censored:


Not going to ask if that glue will have to be removed from skin or fur.... really don't want to know....

[Captain Kitty]

*has beer* Nice! *considers rescuing leffy from Al* Nah, it's his funeral!

[Leffy]

GAH! don't spank me with that! *yanks the bars off with the intent to take skin and hair with it, then proceeds to beat al over the head* brat! :P

[Captain Kitty]

Now this is entertainment!!!

[Crazeyal]

*yanks the bars off with the intent to take skin and hair with it, then proceeds to beat al over the head* brat! :P:d8o:


yipe

DAT HOIT!!!!

Hmmm

Brazillian...

[Captain Kitty]

and now I can't get the image out of my head....

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*offers the Captain some Braino*

:bbleach:

[Captain Kitty]

Thank you muchly! *huggles* I feel a little better now!

[Crazeyal]

OO Free hugs!!

*Brazillian Hugz*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:d/:


Al..... don't ruin hugs for the rest of us.... please.....

[Leffy]

.... you're still not "smooth" down there.

anyone else think it kinda comical and sad how wrinkly those bits are? i can't look at an unhappy without wanting to cry and baby it. complete with nonsense and babytalk. which i'm told is NOT the best way to refer to a mans... bits....

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:d(:

Leffy.... don't ruin hugs for the rest of us.... please.....

;)

[Crazeyal]

Well.. There's ONE way to smooth out the wrinkles..

Thanks for volunteering..

[Shryke]

.... you're still not "smooth" down there.

anyone else think it kinda comical and sad how wrinkly those bits are? i can't look at an unhappy without wanting to cry and baby it. complete with nonsense and babytalk. which i'm told is NOT the best way to refer to a mans... bits....


Does "Baby it" include kisses and breastfeeding?

[Big Otis Landfish]

Well.. There's ONE way to smooth out the wrinkles..

Scrotal weights? Can't think of anything else that would smooth out the wrinkliest bits.

[Mike Taylor]

Scrotal weights? Can't think of anything else that would smooth out the wrinkliest bits.

I can... but trust me when I say you DON'T want it.

[Death Dragon2]

Does "Baby it" include kisses and breastfeeding?
I'm curious as to how one would breastfeed a penis.

[garfalk]

depends on the size of the urethra.

[Leffy]

i'm so disturbed by that thought, its not funny.

[Crazeyal]

HOKAY...

Let's get back to fart jokes and double entendres...

So Leffy.. Is that a bannana in my pocket or..

oops..

it WAS a bannana in my pocket..

ew..

BRB..

[Sehson]

OK Al why did you have a peeled banana in your pocket?...

And an even better question why would you forget you had it in there???:sick:

[UberFische]

OK Al why did you have a peeled banana in your pocket?...

And an even better question why would you forget you had it in there???:sick:

That happens more than you would think, I know of several occasions when a squad-mate would pull a burrito (and once a bag of chicken, not nuggets or wings, actual chicken) out of his pocket while searching for his keys. And one of my ex-gfs once found a peeled orange in her boot, that must've been there for some time, for it had a small civilization growing on it.

[Crazeyal]

Nah the Bannana peel was for garfalk. JAK started lumbering towards it so I kinda left the area in a hurry... :dgrin:

[Farler]

That happens more than you would think, I know of several occasions when a squad-mate would pull a burrito (and once a bag of chicken, not nuggets or wings, actual chicken) out of his pocket while searching for his keys. And one of my ex-gfs once found a peeled orange in her boot, that must've been there for some time, for it had a small civilization growing on it.

A squid civilization? Cause I could explain how it got there...

[Leffy]

who else doesn't want to know? *raises hand*

[Ruestir]

Doesn't!!! *shoots hand up*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*trips over banana peel*

OW!

[Captain Kitty]

Definatly don't want to know!!! *raises both hands*

[Compton]

I think I missed something, but I kind of owe Leffy for some previous cracks. So I'll raise my hand while crossing my other hand's fingers...

[Plunder Down-Under]

*gets back up and steps on rake smacking myself in face...*

*then stumbling backwards and tripping over banana peel again*

OW!

[Captain Kitty]

*pets the bare-footed slave then gives him an ice-cream*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Glee! *walks off carefully avoiding the rake... then the banana peel....*

Phew, bet you all thought I'd trip and drop my ice cream didnt you?

*bursts into flames*

AHHHH!!! *drops ice cream*

[Captain Kitty]

Well....I wasn't expecting that one...

[Ruestir]

Definatly don't want to know!!! *raises both hands*

*ogles the cap's bewbs*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*ogles the cap's bewbs*
Zomg Continuity! Id forgotten that detail...

*trips over edge of the ship*

Also forgot we're always on a boat, at least im not on fire anymore

*jaws music*

[Captain Kitty]

YIPE! *covers up and runs away*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*admires the 'rear view' as the Captain runs away....* :al:

[Captain Kitty]

OI! none of that thank you! *is now dressed* much better!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Yeah, but we all know it won't last.... :al:

[Kamn]

THATS an understatement...

[Sehson]

*alarm clock rings*

Hey it's happy nakid time... Everyone of captain rank and higher or has bewbies is nakid....:dgrin:

:eek::skull:

Dammit I forgot Garfalk.....:cry::bbleach::cuss:

[Farler]

*alarm clock rings*

Hey it's happy nakid time... Everyone of captain rank and higher or has bewbies is nakid....:dgrin:

:eek::skull:

Dammit I forgot Garfalk.....:cry::bbleach::cuss:

Im captain of a squid!

*Gets naked* that's so comfortable I think Ill stay like this for the rest of my life...

OH! I almost forgot captain stabsemall, *unsheathes his katlass* naked steel

[Crazeyal]

Well I TRIED to make captain.. but I mutineed and nobody notice :cry:

[Plunder Down-Under]

*Climbs back in the boat*

Ive been described as Captain Obvious, but I'll stay clothed.

For now...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Shirtless O'clock is fine. It's this Pantless O'clock we have to be cautious of....

[Ruestir]

Well I TRIED to make captain.. but I mutineed and nobody notice :cry:

Awww it's ok Al. You want to go and have a cookie? And some milk?

Al: *shakes head no*

How about some ice cream?

Al: *shakes head no*

You want to go poop in Garfalk's shoe?

Al: *nods yes*

Ok, let's go poop in Garfalk's shoe.

[UberFische]

*whistles to his bear, which has just finishing pooping in Garfalk's shoe*
Sorry Ruestir and Al... kinda beat you to it... he only got one, you guys can get the other.

[Captain Kitty]

I'm naked? AGAIN???? ah well, cant be arsed finding more clothes, you'll just have to deal with me this way! HA!!!


............


that didn't sound right.

[Ruestir]

I'm naked? AGAIN???? ah well, cant be arsed finding more clothes, you'll just have to deal with me this way! HA!!!


............


that didn't sound right.

:licker:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I'm naked? AGAIN???? ah well, cant be arsed finding more clothes, you'll just have to deal with me this way! HA!!!

*brings out the padded bench, massge oil, and Chain of Command*

*The Chain of Command is the chain the Captain beats people with who fail to follow Commands. Such as 'Quit leering!'*

[Compton]

I don't leer. I gawk.

[UberFische]

I'm glad I possess the ability Subtle Leering. Subtle Leering may be used as a free action and does not provoke an attack of opportunity, and may be focus on one target for up to five turns.

[Captain Kitty]

*grabs chains,whips, guns and sword*

Right, this should keep 'em away for a bit!

[Compton]

*grabs chains,whips, guns and sword*

Right, this should keep 'em away for a bit!

Now you won't be needing those.

/waves shiny flask of rum in one hand and box of chocolates in the other/

If you're going to parlay with these folks its good to keep certain items in constant supply.

[Ruestir]

*grabs chains,whips, guns and sword*

Tease.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...okay, the deatils I'm really not concerned with.... just lay on the padded bench and hold still, else the massage oil is going to get cold....

[Captain Kitty]

:eek:

[Crazeyal]

Gotta say...

Rendering THAT one speechless is quite a feat..

Welcome to the club.

Here's your membership card, spankin paddle and Bactinetm. You'll NEED the Bactine...

[Kamn]

Whats a Batcine?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Thank you Al. :al:

Batcie is sort of an antibiotic. Spray it on cuts, or in this case, scratches, to keep them from getting infected, and to help heal faster.

.....damn.... guess I'll just have to warm up some more oil....

[Captain Kitty]

Gotta say...

Rendering THAT one speechless is quite a feat..

Welcome to the club.

Here's your membership card, spankin paddle and Bactinetm. You'll NEED the Bactine...

there's a club now? Blimey! and btw, I'm actually quite shy for the first couple of hours when I first meet people, soooo.... yeah, dont expect the mad Captain until the rum has been flowing for a while!

[Farler]

*Breaks out the concentrated rum* It's a full rum barrel in a single, small bottle. Good for obliterating inhibitions.

It'll cure what ails yeah... unless it's liver failure.





And I have enough for everyone!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....problem with that stuff is that it tends to pour like syrup and taste like hot coals....

And Captain? We've no you how long now? Should be well past the first couple hours shyness... :p

[Plunder Down-Under]

Alcohol? BAH! I only need myself to get crazy.

Drunk people are pretty funny though

[Big Otis Landfish]

*Breaks out the concentrated rum* It's a full rum barrel in a single, small bottle. Good for obliterating inhibitions.

It'll cure what ails yeah... unless it's liver failure.





And I have enough for everyone!


Is that due to the properties of the rum or the bottle?

I think I may have some dehydrated ethanol stashed somewhere in the galley... hopefully the freezer. ^o^

[Compton]

.....problem with that stuff is that it tends to pour like syrup and taste like hot coals....

And Captain? We've no you how long now? Should be well past the first couple hours shyness... :p


Meh, its a fair to want to reconcile what you know of a person online with what you know of a person in real life. If she wants to allow a couple hours for that with any of us she comes across thats fair enough. Hell I'd do the same thing, except I'm a little more outgoing and figure you best decide if you want to hang with me at my usual levels of obnoxiousness.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Damn it, quit useing logic! That has no place in this discussion! :p

[Captain Kitty]

It's strange, I know, but sometimes logic helps! In real life, my insecurities get the better of me and I spend more time worrying that you think I'm fat/ugly/stupid/annoying/weird than actually breaking loose and being just me like I can on here.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Eh, nervousness happens. Part of why places like this are around, to have that slight buffer. Okay, things make you a bit nervous, fine, wait a minute before posting a reply. Heck, main way I can fake being witting and clever, by giving myself lots of time to come up with something.

And while doubtful on the rest, we already know you're weird. Why you fit in so well. :dgrin: