My twelve year old cousin is planning to join the forum. I told him he had to read t

[kitty!]

My twelve year old cousin is planning to join the forum. I told him he had to read the comics first, he can't properly be a forum member if he doesn't read the comics, yea?


So he plans to. In a day (riiiight, you can't FULLY enjoy Jennie's awesomeness in a day). After some scoffing on my part (I'm so good at that) he has it in his HEAD that he's more awesome than me. That he could POSSIBLY dethrone me as the rightful Youngest Person.

Yea, he's twelve, but I'm jailbait.

He's reading this over my shoulder and is getting very upset with me, serves him right.

But fyi, if someone comes on and starts blasting me, It's prolly him.

[Wayne]

Another minor to corupt. This place is just so dang fun.

[Crazeyal]

But fyi, if someone comes on and starts blasting me, It's prolly him.Well hey.. It's your choice.. Just remember, incest is best.. but only if it's kept in the family..

:al:

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[Mike Taylor]

Not to be a wet blanket, but something tells me that may not be such a good idea, kitty.

[garfalk]

hehehe...

also, al thats genious.

[Wayne]

Mike is making a very good unspoken point. 12 may be a little young for what is said around here.

[Crazeyal]

hehehe...

also, al thats genious.


:lol:

[Crazeyal]

Uh.. if he's going online unsupervised at 12.. yah THINK he's just gonna stop HERE?!?!?!?

[Leffy]

there is a "parental approval necessary" for 13 and under at the registration. but good point. we really do need to tone it down.

[Crazeyal]

Uh.. There's some suggestive content and a few blue tinged jokes.

Go on any WOW message board and we will seem like the Christain coalition niceness brigade!

[Leffy]

good point. i think i've even heard a few blatant ... propositions that make my cheek look like a saint's

[Mike Taylor]

My main concern is Jennie running afoul of a kid's parents. She already has to do a balancing act with the strip as it is. I'd hate for her to be in the position of having to deal with the fallout of a parent going apeshit.

[RazorJAK]

good point. i think i've even heard a few blatant ... propositions that make my cheek look like a saint's

Which set? :dgrin:

[greyloch]

Which set? :dgrin:

Damn you!!!! stole my rassingfrassin' line grumble, grumble. :lol:

[Crazeyal]

My main concern is Jennie running afoul of a kid's parents. She already has to do a balancing act with the strip as it is. I'd hate for her to be in the position of having to deal with the fallout of a parent going apeshit.
Uh.. Authors are NOT babysitters. If you let your child go unsupervised onto the net, you'd better have taught them right from wrong BEFOREHAND.

[JennieB]

This isn't necessarily the worst thing that she can find on the internet but we don't usually have "child friendly" discussions. It's up to her parents to decide if they want to try and explain what "shmegma" is after she reads the boards.
I personally don't think that anyone under 16 should read my strip but I have to admit that I learned all my profanity in middle school. So there's some double standards there.

[Crazeyal]

Pfft... Like your webcomic is worse than us preverts!!!

The worst you have is "teh Naughty"... You HINT.. But not much else.. The closest you've come to nudity is Nigel.. (and you covered THAT up with a smiley!!)

Then again.. We had a month long orgy where only 2 people got laid and that included Plunder and the SQUID!!!
:lol:

[JennieB]

When I asked my dad if I should rate my comic "child friendly" (when I was setting up the website) he said "if you have to ask then you've already got your answer."

[Crazeyal]

Dad's smart!!!

:lol:

[Wayne]

Uh.. Authors are NOT babysitters. If you let your child go unsupervised onto the net, you'd better have taught them right from wrong BEFOREHAND.

There ya go, buyer beware.

[Farler]

Pfft... Like your webcomic is worse than us preverts!!!

The worst you have is "teh Naughty"... You HINT.. But not much else.. The closest you've come to nudity is Nigel.. (and you covered THAT up with a smiley!!)

Then again.. We had a month long orgy where only 2 people got laid and that included Plunder and the SQUID!!!
:lol:

That was a very good month for Happenis... and plunder.

[Crazeyal]

Well..

Considering we don't have little squidlets running around.. How DID you get condoms on all of those apendages???:dp:

[Farler]

Well..

Considering we don't have little squidlets running around.. How DID you get condoms on all of those apendages???:dp:

He's very fond of cumshots...

[Leffy]

..... you guys enjoy the thoughts of plunder getting gang banged by a single entity waaaay too much.

[Farler]

..... you guys enjoy the thoughts of plunder getting gang banged by a single entity waaaay too much.
For the record I make it bang a lot of people, as I recall there were 2 girls who joined in the dying days of the forum who truly enjoyed it's unique talents.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Well..

Considering we don't have little squidlets running around.. How DID you get condoms on all of those apendages???:dp:

HERE, maybe... we have a moat full of them at the Monastery. Hmm... not sure where those little fellas came from in the first place.... they were originally in the Lab.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Pfft... Like your webcomic is worse than us preverts!!!

The worst you have is "teh Naughty"... You HINT.. But not much else.. The closest you've come to nudity is Nigel.. (and you covered THAT up with a smiley!!)

Then again.. We had a month long orgy where only 2 people got laid and that included Plunder and the SQUID!!!
:lol:
What can I say? I have animal magnetism

[Rapscallion]

The parental approval thing is a moot factor - that's a legality for sites hosted in the US. This one is hosted over here in Blighty.

I think a good test is the mouse button comic. If he gets that, he's not going to ask us any questions we might answer with glee.

However, I'm as torn as Jennie is on this. I know when I ambushed her in Atlanta last year, she asked me to turn the placard she had so that some children peering in the door wouldn't get corrupted. DragonCon etc - anyone there is fair game - but this isn't a closed environment. As Jennie said, she has people coming up to her and saying that they love the strip but the forummers scare them.

Rawr.

I'm feeling cautious about this. None of the forums are hidden to non-members, so he'd be able to read everything as well.

Kitty - do you really want to stir it? Ask his parents to look us over and decide.

Rapscallion

[Plunder Down-Under]

My litle brother is 12 and I wouldnt feel any need to shield him from anything that goes on here

[Rapscallion]

My litle brother is 12 and I wouldnt feel any need to shield him from anything that goes on here

Do you have most of the forumers on 'ignore' or something?

Just wondering...

Rapscallion :D

[RazorJAK]

As Jennie said, she has people coming up to her and saying that they love the strip but the forummers scare them.

Ummm only some? I'm not doing my job then.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Do you have most of the forumers on 'ignore' or something?

Just wondering...

Rapscallion :D
There are other forumers?

[kitty!]

the thing about my cousins is that if they have a mind to do somehting they will no matter what.

And if he wants to join, I'm not going to stop him, but I told him it probably wasn't for him, because we do talk about a lot of different things and it could be bad news for him.

And honestly, he doesn't have internet access at his house because his mom's boyfriend doesn't want him to get the comp all virus up (he does mmorpgs).

But I did tell him he probably shouldn't. But I still can't stop him.

And if I told his parents, my parents would find out and i'm not exactly allowed to be on forums this...erm..graphic.

And I dunno, I think he may be 13, but we lie about his age so much to get cheaper tickets or to get him into gigs it's insane.

But I'll see him today and I'll tell him again that this is definately not for kids under 16.

[Plunder Down-Under]

My mum has read the forum once... after I created the Orgy thread.

She laughed and said "What would you know about an Orgy?"

[Compton]

My mum has read the forum once... after I created the Orgy thread.

She laughed and said "What would you know about an Orgy?"

Well at least she didn't say, "Son, let me tell you about orgies...."

[Crazeyal]

Yeah.. that woman was WILD.. er I mean...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I have to admit that I learned all my profanity in middle school.

*tsk* What kind of example are you setting for the younger generation here? Learning is a lifelong experience! Sure, maybe you learn a great deal of your swearing in middle school, is where I learned most of mine. But there's always more to learn! New verb combonations, strange fetish incenuations, swearing in forgin langauges....

Heck, from CrazyAl alone I've probally doubled my insult vocabulary. :al:

[Crazeyal]

THIS from a guy named pervert cat...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....I'd be offended if I weren't amused.

While there is a certain amount of interperation to the translations, the term 'hentai' would be more accurately translated as 'pervert'. 'Ecchi' on the other hand, is closer to 'letcherous'....


...admittedly, both are fairly accurate....

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well she has told me she regrets never trying out marijuana, my mum is pretty cool.

[Leffy]

Yeah.. that woman was WILD.. er I mean...


..... CRAZYAL'S PLUNDER'S DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hang on.. havent we already theorised a forum member to being my father before? On the old forum..?

Hmmm

[Big Otis Landfish]

The parental approval thing is a moot factor - that's a legality for sites hosted in the US. This one is hosted over here in Blighty.

I think a good test is the mouse button comic. If he gets that, he's not going to ask us any questions we might answer with glee.

However, I'm as torn as Jennie is on this. I know when I ambushed her in Atlanta last year, she asked me to turn the placard she had so that some children peering in the door wouldn't get corrupted. DragonCon etc - anyone there is fair game - but this isn't a closed environment. As Jennie said, she has people coming up to her and saying that they love the strip but the forummers scare them.

Rawr.

I'm feeling cautious about this. None of the forums are hidden to non-members, so he'd be able to read everything as well.

Kitty - do you really want to stir it? Ask his parents to look us over and decide.

Rapscallion

I know it kind of goes against the nature of this place... but we COULD make all the off-topic stuff invisible to guests and by invite only to members (i.e., EVERYONE except total newbs or known young'uns). And be a little more discreet in the Devil's Panties section.

*ducks flying rotten vegetables*



@Plunder: Your mum knows that it's not too late, right? :D

[Crazeyal]

It's NOT a family friendly comic and it's less so of a forum.

[Sehson]

Well Comeing from someone whom works at a school...

If the brats can find the board, and not get lost/bored by the conversation. Then it doesn't really matter how old they are...

I mean the one girl that pornographitied the old board was allegedly 17... A legal adult in some countries. If they get stupid they'll be moderated off.

I mean I've heard of 12 yr olds that have done more "adult" stuff then well half of the people I know......


combined....


And then you got 40 yr old virgins out there that are completely nieve.

So it'll be decided by act and deed versus birthdate when it gets to that point.

[reo01]

Uh.. Authors are NOT babysitters. If you let your child go unsupervised onto the net, you'd better have taught them right from wrong BEFOREHAND.
Yep, remember, folks- Unattended children will be sold as slaves.

[Leffy]

.... dude don't say that. we'll get more then our fair share! and i DON'T want to be involved in slave-trading. you always think you're getting a good switchout on your brat and you get the lazy dumb one.

[kitty!]

My cousin is not joining after I warned him a bit and such.

We all can relax and return to our regularly scheduled programming.

[Leffy]

so... now what to keep us occupied or then the need to curb our darker selves and failing miserably?

[Mike Taylor]

so... now what to keep us occupied or then the need to curb our darker selves and failing miserably?

You really need to ask?

[Leffy]

sometimes. especially when my brain feels fried.

[Crazeyal]

Sooo pretty much everyday then..

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hang on.. havent we already theorised a forum member to being my father before? On the old forum..?

Hmmm
I think it was RazorJAK...

[Sehson]

sometimes. especially when my brain feels fried.

*Putts Leffy's brain in bowl ontop of ramen noddles and poors on the soy sauce*

Nuffin like a little brain and noodles for a midnight snack:shhh::dp:

[Sehson]

.... dude don't say that. we'll get more then our fair share! and i DON'T want to be involved in slave-trading. you always think you're getting a good switchout on your brat and you get the lazy dumb one.

ya know the sad thing is I used to actually know people in low enough places to have access to real prices for children on the white slavery market.

The key is blonde prettty boys ages 6-10...:al::shhh:

[RazorJAK]

I think it was RazorJAK...

Yeah I think that was the rumour. With the amount of women I bedded in the time I lived there, it's conceivable. *rimshot*

[Farler]

Yeah I think that was the rumour. With the amount of women I bedded in the time I lived there, it's conceivable. *rimshot*


I don't think you can get the girl pregnant by giving her a rim shot!

[garfalk]

its what comes after the rimshot....
but if plunder and JAK are related, im a teensy bit scared....

[Farler]

its what comes after the rimshot....
but if plunder and JAK are related, im a teensy bit scared....

Nothing comes after a rimshot, you've cum. Youre done, and if youre not well you just had anal sex so you'd have to clean it off so she doesn't get ecoli and die. GET ECOLI AND DIE

you've ruined the joke and made me point out a giant downer.

ya know the sad thing is I used to actually know people in low enough places to have access to real prices for children on the white slavery market.


'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

[Leffy]

..... farler. mr. happy doesn't have to be in mrs happy's fun house to get her preggers when you ... find your happy place. just his little soldiers have to find a way in. this can be done all sorts of ways that include soldiers at the gates. they just need a direct liquid path from landing to home. and if you're that close its safe to say the slip n slide is on.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Which is one of the reasons 'pulling out' is not listed in contraceptive brochures/leaflets/info things

[Leffy]

indeed.

[Farler]

..... farler. mr. happy doesn't have to be in mrs happy's fun house to get her preggers when you ... find your happy place. just his little soldiers have to find a way in. this can be done all sorts of ways that include soldiers at the gates. they just need a direct liquid path from landing to home. and if you're that close its safe to say the slip n slide is on.

It COULD happen, but most of the soldiers are hitting the air and dying and although it only takes one soldier you send them in by the millions because the battlefield is so hostile that only a few ever make it to the fort. Which depending on the time of month may be impossible to penetrate. And even if they do it still might not yield results.

and as far as pulling out is concerned half the things you find say it works the other half say it doesn't and another half say it works if you pee'd first because the urine killed the residuals, and some say there's soldiers in the prcum other's say there isn't... which means best not to try.

But to get a woman pregnant by ejaculating on her anus... well now that seems rather difficult. Not strictly Impossible but my god it's near immaculate conception.

[kitty!]

Actually, it's not, if the guy pulls out when ejaculating, and since the perenum is so short for girls, it could easily drip and spread.

[Leffy]

exactly.

.... and people don't want their kids taking any form of sex ed.

[kitty!]

School-funded sex ed would have made me as dumb as most kids my age are about sex. My complex knowledge of sex ed, contraception and STD's are all from my mother being very honest, and also working for the Hemophiliac Foundation in the 80's/90's (i.e. when AIDS just came out and was terrorizing everyone left and right)

By the time public school decided I was mature enough to learn about sex (6th grade, I was 11), I had learned everything they would have taught me and more.

And Leffy, for when Harli asks the "Where do babies come from?" question, the book "It's so Amazing!" will help a lot. Also covers a little bit about puberty, and tells the child that homosexuality is not bad, because it's love and love is good.

[Leffy]

i'm going to look for this book. because i know i'm going to fail at that question lmao. i can be blunt with anyone elses kids but.... i'm still searching ebay for a proper non-abuselike chastity belt.

[garfalk]

technically, i still haven't had the sex talk.
ah well.

[Crazeyal]

That...

explains SO much...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Crazeyal, where do babies come from? :p

[Leffy]

muwahahahaha i'm DYING to see this answer.

[UberFische]

Crazeyal, where do babies come from? :p

From dirty girls who make god mad

[Leffy]

..... i very much disagree on that one. i'm thinking whoevers up there likes me alot for my babygirl. and i know i'm not dirty. dirty minded yes. but i'm actually more reserved then i let on.

[Crazeyal]

Crazeyal, where do babies come from? :p
You see garfalk...

Life is a wonderous, growing thing. Full of possibilities and wonder. When you are young, life has ENDLESS possibilities. You can do whatever you want, and with work, achieve the impossible. God doesn't like that. So, every time you stick your wee-wee in a woman, he makes it asplode. That's not the only thing..

Sometimes the pieces infect the woman you did that naughty naughty thing to. The curse resulting sticks around for 18 - 34 and 1/2 years.. then never calls.


So stick to cursing yourself in the closet...

It's better for everyone.

[Seolta]

You see garfalk...

Psst! that was Plunder, not Garfalk;)

[Ecchi_Kitty]

They both need to know, so no harm done.....

[Leffy]

dude. way to do the traumatic one.

[Crazeyal]

Are you kidding?!?!? Plunder's gotten more tail than *I* have around here!!! Of course that includes gangrape and tenticle penetrations....

[Leffy]

hrm. you're right he's probably well past traumatized.

[garfalk]

hooray!
now im halfway towards being a man!
the other half involves getting some. (or so they say)

[Mike Taylor]

"Getting some" doesn't count as much towards manhood as you might think.

[PaigeDWinter]

Oh jeebus. 12? I had better behave real good now.

[Crazeyal]

Of COURSE it doesn't!

But it's a pretty good indicator of who isn't even CLOSE!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Garfalk dont listen to him, it doest matter whether you do or can 'get some' all that matters is that you follow your own...

WAY OF THE NINJA!

*flips out and kills people*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*sedates Plunder with rum, wenches, and cannonballs*

Way of the Pirate.

[Crazeyal]

*NINJA'd!!!* :d8o:

[Captain Kitty]

12 years old? hmmm, not sure if I'd be comfortable with a 12 year old wandering around. I'm all for corrupting the youth, but thats a little...too youthful I think.

[kitty!]

I've already said he's not joining! I warned him off it!

[Captain Kitty]

You did, ah must have missed that post! Damn me and my skim reading! lol! Sorry hun!

[Sehson]

Oh jeebus. 12? I had better behave real good now.


I thought you always behaved real good?????

:didea: Err or is it you are real good???????

Hmmmm I'm sooo confused

;):shhh:

[Big Otis Landfish]

"Getting some" doesn't count as much towards manhood as you might think.

Acccchhh.... I'll get flamed for sure on this one.... but it really DOES.

Provided that's the last thing standing between you and manhood. It won't do shit if you're otherwise just a little boy, but I'd say it's a crucial part of the overall process, in my personal experience. Getting laid won't make you a man, but you're missing a major piece of the puzzle if you haven't.

Mind you, I'm an advocate of working on the rest of the puzzle first.

[Leffy]

changing a diaper without grossing out and actually applauding and sentimental about it is a sign of manliness

[RazorJAK]

I fail at manliness then.

Anything dealing with feces or vomit are probably the only things that can get me to retch.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im a sympathy vomiter, you vomit and I'll vomit with you.

However boats cars airoplanes Im fine. Vomit! Its a tricky blighter!

[PaigeDWinter]

I thought you always behaved real good?????

:didea: Err or is it you are real good???????

Hmmmm I'm sooo confused

;):shhh:



Behaved is not in my vocabulary. Not even sometimes. :dgrin:

[Shryke]

Behaved is not in my vocabulary. Not even sometimes. :dgrin:

I ought to recruit you for my Pennsic clan. you'd be a natural. you could have a whip and deal out justice in the torture garden, nap in the hammock farm, orhang out with the other fetish models and assorted weirdos in camp.

[Kamn]

Im a sympathy vomiter, you vomit and I'll vomit with you.

Great. Now you reminded me of what a friend of mine did at school. On a party, he vomited into a bucket, and a couple of his frinds did too. They closed that, let it simmer on 35 degrees C for about a week. Then on the last month of school, they went to the 1st floor and opened that. The classes (allegedly) started pouring out, due to the smell and started vomiting themselves. One big, happy, vomiting fiesta!

The school was closed off for 1 week, for the smell to dissipate (that part true), and probably for health reasons...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Vomit and feces don't usually make me retch, though there have been exceptions.
Scented candles on the other hand, will have me bolting for the door. Literally. Am rather allergic to them.
Went to my aunt's house once, sat around the kitchen table chatting with the uncles and cousins while the aunts went into the living room to gossip, lit up a scented candle while in there. While laters the aunts come in for snacks, opening the door between the two rooms and bringing a cloud of scented air with them.
I knocked down an aunt and broke the screen door getting outside. Only reasons I didn't get in trouble were my brother and uncle were right behind me, and my eyes had gone very bloodshot.
Are parts of the mall I don't go to because the damn 'craft' stores burn the bloody things.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Maple Syrup also makes me retch

[Crazeyal]

Changed diapers and cleaned up after sick relatives, friends and enemies. It's more a matter of perserverance than anything else. I've been "the responsible one" (believe it or DON'T) since early high school. I'm just willing to tough things out, people tend to lose priorites when those situations come up... :rolleyes:

[Seolta]

I've been "the responsible one" (believe it or DON'T)

I'd believe it...just look at all the stuff you've been responsible for on here!;)

[Mike Taylor]

I'd believe it...just look at all the stuff you've been responsible for on here!;)

*rimshot*

[Crazeyal]

Okay.. THAT made me laugh...

[garfalk]

the only times i've thrown up in recent memory are when i'm as sick as a very sick dog.
food poisoning and the like.

never once has the sight or smell of something made me regurgitate. some close times, but never once did i succumb.

[Mike Taylor]

All said, I'd rather hear of Paige misbehaving...

[UberFische]

All said, I'd rather hear of Paige misbehaving...

... I agree :dcool:

[garfalk]

i agree too.

how about we all go to her site.

[Sehson]

hMMMM....

Misbehaving from Paige's point of view would probly be, Going to the sunday church social, and having a nice tea with the womens group....:dgrin:

Remember misbehaivng is purely relative....:dp:

[Shryke]

hMMMM....

Misbehaving from Paige's point of view would probly be, Going to the sunday church social, and having a nice tea with the womens group....:dgrin:

Remember misbehaivng is purely relative....:dp:


Running away to join the accountants, baking cookies and brownies for the bake sales of worthy causes, giving undulation, flogging, and shakin it lessons to women at marrige enhancement workshops, assistant coaching a localgirls school's pole/cage dancing team. Paige fould be a pillar of the community. though she may actually be able to make a profit with the pole dancing, undulation, flogging, and shakin it lessons. she could teach it at the local community college, call it "intro to visual stimulation, Womens Course" or VisStim 101. she could raise the overall level of happiness for the whole region.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....I'd take that class..... heck, if she needs a TA, I can free up my schedule....