Morons

[Rapscallion]

Inventive morons, but morons.

http://gprime.net/video.php/supersoakerflamethrower

Enjoy the indoor flamethrower!

Rapscallion

[Crazeyal]

Good thing to remember when the zombie Apocalypse comes!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Fire = good

[Leffy]

....... why do i get the feeling these daredevils ended up in the "things i learned from my patients" thread at the student doc place?

[Mike Taylor]

Good thing to remember when the zombie Apocalypse comes!

Get out of my brain, GODDAMMIT!

[Crazeyal]

Get out of my brain, GODDAMMIT!Sorry..

There's just so much ROOM here..
There's just so much ROOM here..

no.. I didn't say it twice... why do you ask??

[Mike Taylor]

Sorry..

There's just so much ROOM here..
There's just so much ROOM here..

no.. I didn't say it twice... why do you ask??

Mind the cockroaches... they haven't been fed yet.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Methanol... well, not the worst thing they could use, I suppose. But with a plastic water gun there's always a good chance that any solvent you use will eat the seals and blow a leak somewhere you didn't expect = whole body on fire.



Y'know... there's a few pyro devices I never got around to trying. And you look so much less suspicious buying 'ingredients' when you are an adult.

Need your own land, though, because people/police are less likely to let you off for being young and stupid.

[Crazeyal]

Yeah.. LAND being the operative term. Neighbors tend to get happy fingers when you play with explosives on the front lawn... :(

[Big Otis Landfish]

Land = abandoned gravel pit with minimum 500 m of 'buffer' land on each side. ;)

[Leffy]

i am so warning the neighbourhood committee about you two

[Farler]

I always wondered if that would work. Now that I know it does... well I have an old super soaker lying around might be fun.

[Crazeyal]

Oh and BTW...

IF you want to see some REAL Morons....

Here ya go... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHZvUQox2o)

VERY NSFW btw...

[garfalk]

wow....words fail.
those kids, fail.

[Wayne]

As cool as the flamethower is I keep thinking that they will burn the garage down. Use an open field people.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Right, because open fields don't catch fire as easily as cement floors....


And that second group of morons.... they deserve an emergency room trip....

[Mike Taylor]

Right, because open fields don't catch fire as easily as cement floors....

Depends. A freshly tilled field is largely dirt.

[Wayne]

I did catch a field on fire one year with some fireworks but a couple of people were already out there putting out their fire so they put mine out too.

[Farler]

Oh and BTW...

IF you want to see some REAL Morons....

Here ya go... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHZvUQox2o)

VERY NSFW btw...


Ok, see they need to die. For the good of all humanity those guys NEED to die. I know we all do stupid shit when we're kids but, there's a limit. They've gone over the limit and should be removed.

[Leffy]

.... the sad thing is, my brothers have tried a form of this on accident. it wasn't on bare skin, nor stuck in inappropriate orifices, but the one thought it'd be funny to lite the rockets in the others back pocket. 4 of those things went off when he "only intended to light one!!" and only 2 jumped out of the pocket as they're meant to. he has a permanent mark from the little rivets they put on pants pockets as decoration.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I have three uncles.

One is an engineer and helps make calculators for TI.
He married an accountant for the firm he worked for, and they have two children together who attend a private school.

One is a mechanic and used to belong to the Hell's Angels.
He was a bachlor for a long time, but has more recently settled down with wife and kids.

One is a carpenter who works for whatever company will put up with him this week. He has 4 kids by 3 diffrent women, 2 of whom he was married to, 1 of them at the time she had his kid. At least, that's how many of his kids the family has found out about.

Of the three, which would you guess has a scar on his hand from when he tried to hold a firework in his hand to aim at someone in a 'firework war'?
Would think and engineer would know better....

[Big Otis Landfish]

Oh and BTW...

IF you want to see some REAL Morons....

Here ya go... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHZvUQox2o)

VERY NSFW btw...

OK, I've seen this one before.... the cameraman who's doing the narration?

THAT IS MY VOICE. I swear... I know what I sound like on tape, and it is EXACTLY like that.

The first time I saw this, I was trying to recognize people in the video to see if I recognized anyone... I don't think I'd forget something like this, but you never know. I'd totally be the one encouraging and recording it, too. Seeing it again, I'm still not sure that isn't me.


Very weird.


Anyone else notice that this isn't the only video of the type? There's MORE in the 'related' list.

[Leffy]

you can't even right this stuff off as "boys will be boys"

this ladies and gentlemen, is our next generation.

[Crazeyal]

yeah.. I noticed... I was not feeling particularly ambitious, so my psyche got a pass this time.

[RazorJAK]

you can't even right this stuff off as "boys will be boys"

this ladies and gentlemen, is our next generation.

THIS is the result of childproofing EVERY GODDAMNED THING IN THE WORLD and for basically taking away any power a teacher or parent has of disciplining a child beyond that of "Time out in the corner".

Damn you Dr. Spock! Damn you and all of your cronies!

[Sehson]

:soap:

*puts soapbox away*

yep no need my work is done....

;)

[Plunder Down-Under]

I promise we're not all that stupid

[garfalk]

i definatly are not.

[RazorJAK]

Garfalk - you do realize that sometimes you're the type of help which isn't?

[Crazeyal]

yes.. he knows..:rolleyes:

[Mike Taylor]

The vast majority of Garfalk's posts can be summed up as thus-- "post count +1". This is not the Way of Post Fu.

[Leffy]

how in the hell did i break 500?


and when did i become a post whore from hell o.O

[Crazeyal]

Uh..

Yer female..
You FLIRT..
You actually deign to respond to garfalk...

That's potentially 500 a WEEK!!! :lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I love all the exciting words for promiscuous lady, slut, whore, harlot, scarlet lady, lady of the evening, hustler, B-Girls, Working Girl, hooker, prostitute, tart and so many more.

This post may seem totally random but Leffy's claim of being a 'post whore from hell' distracted me

[Leffy]

.... if thats your dirtiest vocabulary you need help.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I thought I did pretty well

[Crazeyal]

Well you being from Bumfuck GA.. you could help him ONE WAY or another...

*hands Leffy a strap-on*

(and we got a Harlequinn and TWO CATGIRLS around here.. OF COURSE I KEEP ONE HANDY!!!)

[Leffy]

..... the most this'll teach him is "NO MOMMY NO!" i'll just be nice and buy him the Big Book of Dirty Words for him next birthday.

and if i'm still strapped for cash i'll mail him mine complete with all the highlighted parts for the ones i really want to find a way to try.

hard to beleive the first time i ever allowed myself to use a curse word i was only 23.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Thats a real book? Cool.

[Crazeyal]

uh..

TRUST ME..

Good lookin girl whips out a strapon and chases you with it.. You'll INVENT NEW CUSSWORDS!!!

(don't ask how I know this..:()

[Leffy]

though the chasing would be more fun, don't you get the best ones when its a complete surprise?

[Plunder Down-Under]

It wasnt rape! It was suprise sex.

[Crazeyal]

yeah.. only without knowledge.. consent.. or LUBE!!!

[Leffy]

i'm still not seeing a "no! don't do that!"..........

[Crazeyal]

Uh it's PLUNDER... He gave the squid a box of candy!!!:shhh:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Plunder... you're Aussie. Go find some Kevin Bloody Wilson albums... THAT'LL teach you a few new ones!

[Mike Taylor]

i'm still not seeing a "no! don't do that!"..........

*surprises Leffy*

[Leffy]

see? surprises are nice.