Mignight

[IK the Troll]

to the tune of "Memory" from Cats

Midnight,
And the kiddies are sleeping,
All alone in their bedrooms,
I am stalking them then.
In the closet,
Waiting for their Dad to turn in,
Then the feasting...
Will begin.

Moonlight,
By the light of the Nite-Lite,
I creep out from the closet,
Light turns on, I'm back in.
Damn, he saw me,
Guess I must be quieter then,
Then the new hunt...
Will begin.

Big fright,
I am under the bed, right,
Knees tied up in the box-spring,
In the Dust-Bunnies' den.
I am drooling,
O'er the the toes I shall nibble on,
When the eating...
Does begin.

I'm immortal,
I have done this,
Since the dawn of man,

So there's too much,
To remember,
The memory is fading!

Touch me!
You'll get warts if you touch me!
Looking down on the ribcage,
Open up, enter in.
If you touch me,
You'll understand what "IK-iness" is,
Look a new feast...
Does begin.