I've Got the Plague

[IK the Troll]

to the tune of "I've Got You, Babe"

They say we're young but with both know,
Now's the only age we'll ever know,
I'll hold your hand 'cause I've lost mine,
My legs will follow, then my tongue and spine,

Plague,
I've got the Plague,
I've got the Plague,

My days are number'd, this is true,
My coughs are bloody, things are turning blue,
Babe our love is heaven sent,
Here's a flower from my navel lint,

Plague,
I've got the Plague,
I've got the Plague,

I'll really young, but I'm looking old,
I'm fungoid rack'd and filled with jelly mould,
We're both in love, so let's not toil,
Kiss me baby, while I lance your boil,

Plague,
I've got the Plague,
I've got the Plague,

I'll be dead by next spring,
Leave a nasty bathtub ring,
And I'm pale, like a clown,
There's bits of my lying all around,

Black Death will make you sick and lame,
Kiss me and I know you'll feel the same,
Of all the things you've given me,
There's less to love, thanks to Leprosy,

Plague,
I've got the Plague,
I've got the Plague,

I just sneezed and lost my nose,
I just tripped and lost some toes,
I got you to make some stew.,
I got you infected too,

I GOT THE PLAGUE!!!!