Rennie Boogers

[IK the Troll]

to the tune of "Rubber Duckie"

Rennie Boogers, you're the one
You make the Ren Fest so much fun
Rennie Boogers, I'm awfully full of you
Boop-boop-e-doop! (SNIFF!)

Rennie Boogers, things look grim
When when all I see is blackened phlegm
Rennie Boogers, there's no getting rid of you
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo (SNORT!)

{Refrain}
Every day when I
Blow my nose in a hanky
I find a wad o' mucus that's
Chunky, scary and cranky

/Super-Dooper-Skanky! (SNORT!)

Rennie Boogers, full of grime
And it's scary that you're mine
Rennie Boogers, I'm awfully full of you

{Refrain}

Rennie Boogers, full of grime
And it's scary that you're mine
Rennie Boogers, I'm awfully full of -
Rennie Boogers, I've got a whole skull of -
Rennie Boogers, I'm awfully full of you
Boop-boop-e-doop! (SNARF!)