Amber Pee

[IK the Troll]

to the tune of "Let it Be"

When the Ren Fest day is over
What's it that comes out of me?
Standing in the privy, amber pee.
Borderlining dehydration
Sweating more than you can see
Coming out like gallons, amber pee.
Amber pee, amber pee, amber pee, amber pee.
Almost kinda frightening, amber pee.

And when last patron has parted
Every Rennie would agree,
Rushing to the privies, amber pee.
No one blamed you if you farted
If the next in line they be
Waiting at the privy, amber pee.
Amber pee, amber pee, amber pee, yeah amber pee.
Making gentle "aahhh" sounds, amber pee.

Sitting at the La Fiesta*,
Someone hands a beer to me,
Amber Bock will soon be, amber pee.
Sharing tales of crazy patrons
Feel it well inside of me
Hold that thought a moment, amber pee.
Amber pee, amber pee, amber pee, amber pee.
Smelly stinky privy, amber pee.
Amber pee, amber pee, amber pee, yeah amber pee.
Just a little trickle, amber pee.

*La Fiesta is a restaurant the cast and crew frequent after the Georgia Renaissance Festival day is over. If you visit the GARF, and stay 'til day's end - eat there afterward and there's an entirely new show.