cartoon worthy antics

[Travellar]

Some of the things I got away with NPCing this weekend were probrably inspired largely by some of the antics Jen has shown us.

A pair of us were wondering around as water elementals, and decided to go check on some cabins. a massive rainstorm shortly before ensured that more people were off changing than around the tavern. One unwarded cabin we came to was that of Viscount Mithrilmist. As I entered the door, he imprisoned himself, which left me as a water elemental basicly wandering about his cabin while he watched. "I soak the Viscount's bed one... I soak the Viscount's bed two..."

Also soaked his boots before I left.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Winnar!

[freiman]

True story.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Styx/5223/Freiman/freiman_winter.html

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[Travellar]

So I fall in battle to the unexpected charge from the pirates...

Laying there dead, I am helpless to resist as they search my body. They opted against taking the plethora of axes readily available, and instead make for the coin and treasure pouch. They discovered the puzzlebox inside, but were unable to extract either the puzzlebox, any componets, or more than a few coins, on account of the fact that the pirates of all people somehow couldn't figure out how to untie the pouch so it would open.

At another point, a rather playful Fae did grab my puzzlebox from my pouch, and was quite upset when she couldn't get it open. (she wanted to see what was inside!) Next, she passes it around to all present, none of whom could get it open either. Of course, this general inability to get the box open left me rather unconcerned later that same day, when the pirates were also trying to steal it. The only way I think they'd have gotten it open would have been a shatter spell, but nothing indside is rendered, so they'd have gained nothing from it.

[Landsknecht]

Overheard while I was cooking bratwurst over the fire at Pennsic War.

"Is he cooking sausages?"
"Yes."
"Is he going to share?"
"Yes!"
"How much sausage does he have?"
"More than the camp can handle."
"Those are huge!"
"Ooh! I want some!"
"Excellency, You realize that you're asking for some of his Big Hot Sausage?"
"Yes, you gotta problem with that?"
"<gulp>, Nope, just saying."
:dgrin:

[Talen]

Due to the Queen of the Dark Elves ascending to demonhood, huge portions of my Barony at LAIRE were blasted into ruin (when you start seeing the void peek through in places, it's not good).

Naturally, this panics the peasants, who come in and begin raising a ruckus in the Inn for help. Send in the Barony's sarge (me) to go look at what happened...and it's horrible. A day's walk across the barony is blighted ashes, the farmers are howling, and there's nobody else in charge...so I talk them down, pull out a ton of money (it's a LOT of peasants), and send them to the nearest keeps in each direction with orders to tell them how far they walked to get clear of the burn.

Peasants look at ton of silver and sensible orders. Peasants look at Sgt. Talen.

GROUP SWEATY PEASANT MAN HUG! (Hey, I'm one too.)

I will never question my manhood again. :P

We fixed-and-then-some the Dalelands, but it'll make sure they actually have animals to bring them all in since they all sorta got blasted to death.

[Falconess]

I'm sitting in at the fire of the Church of the True Brew, when I hear this conversation, between two men, from the ditching field;

"Oh cool, can I touch it?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wow, it's a lot stiffer than it looks."

More to come, when I get home from work.

[Falconess]

Okay, so the last one, they were actually talking about a shield, but it was hillarious none the less.

A great one-liner I remember, right now, was, "I didn't snort it! It flew up my nose!" He was talking about a fly, but the look on his face was great, when we started calling him Man-at-Arms Snort-a-bug.

Out on the field I saw a troll, in a pink shirt, playing a bard, go running by yelling, "Get back here, I haven't finished telling you my story about how I got the title of 'Pretty pretty princess'!"

[Travellar]

You know, usually "Get back here" is followed by something considerably less terrifying. like "So I can sever your head!"

[Leffy]

i want to come and watch one of these one day. not play, i don't have the brain for that, but be on the sidelines and pick someone promising to follow all day.

[Falconess]

Leeeeeffyyyyy, coooooome to me. You know you waaaant to. I'd love to dress you up and take you out to the field. You don't have to do anything, unless you wanna help me take pictures.

[Leffy]

lmao you KNOW i'd love the hell out of that!