Wuz crackin' lil' bitches? (lol, Jazz)

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

HEY! Guess whose baaaaaaaaaack?!?!?!?!?!

[Ruestir]

LOL! WB Altair!

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

hellz yeah its me! so, did anybody miss me? or was i forgotten?

[Crazeyal]

and... you are???

[Leffy]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! not you! :P

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well I remember you. YOU OWE ME MONEY!

[Captain Kitty]

wooooo!!! hulllo!!!

[Wayne]

I can pretend to remember you. Just like with everything else in my life.

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

and... you are???oh for christs sake :rolleyes:
http://art2.sheezyart.com/image/116/1161303.jpg
now do you remember?
wooooo!!! hulllo!!!
fluffy! (drops catnip and runs)

[Wayne]

I think I saw you hiding in my closet. At least from that picture.

[Captain Kitty]

oh for christs sake :rolleyes:
http://art2.sheezyart.com/image/116/1161303.jpg
now do you remember?

fluffy! (drops catnip and runs)


And so it begins.... *roars and chases altair with sword and pistol*

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

oh shits, CATNIP IS NOT EFFECTIVE ANYMORE?!
*uses gmod skillz to build fortress*

[Death Dragon2]

*sits on and crushes the east wall* Oops. Oh Cap'n, it seems he didn't reinforce the walls! Course, you could always go through the now destroyed East Wall.

[Mike Taylor]

oh for christs sake :rolleyes:
http://art2.sheezyart.com/image/116/1161303.jpg
now do you remember?

fluffy! (drops catnip and runs)

AAAAAAAH! It's the BAD HAIR monster!







A belated welcome back, Altair.

[Leffy]

thats some scary bad hair day.
nurse i need a brush comb and conditioner STAT!

[Wayne]

Best Mr Scott imitation:

"I dinot think that the condintioner can handle the stress"

[Captain Kitty]

*sits on and crushes the east wall* Oops. Oh Cap'n, it seems he didn't reinforce the walls! Course, you could always go through the now destroyed East Wall.


*dives in through collapsed wall, her army of cat girls and wolf boys following close behind* GET HIM!!!!

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

OHSHI- *pulls out HL2 rpg* dont make me use this!

FORWARD MEN!

:troops::troops::troops::troops::troops:
*gamer geek to the extreme :al:*

thats some scary bad hair day.
nurse i need a brush comb and conditioner STAT!

its gotten longer since then!

EDIT: MMMMMMMMMMMMMASSIVE BUMPAGE!

[Kamn]

*dives in through collapsed wall, her army of cat girls and wolf boys following close behind* GET HIM!!!!

Auuuu; yes ma'am! Wait, why am I a wolfboy now? Ah, no matter, CHARGE!

[meghasissues]

i'm scared now. please keep your bandana on...

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

i'm scared now. please keep your bandana on...

aw, but thats no fun :D

[Plunder Down-Under]

Bandanas are plenty fun, but morefun when you generally dont wear them and when you do wear them you act all badass

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

thats assuming you can pull off the look, which i cant =(

[RazorJAK]

Some of us have it ...

Some of us don't.

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

too true.....

[Crazeyal]

Uh JAK.. You hump MOO... any of IT .. you lost...

[RazorJAK]

Uh JAK.. You hump MOO... any of IT .. you lost...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1041/1337764067_611a7854a7_o.jpg

You were saying?

[Crazeyal]

nice.. butterfly??

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

O_o *hits the "wtf" button*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Butterflies are pretty cool tatoo's

[RazorJAK]

nice.. butterfly??

It's a taknabi, or doknabi depending on the romanization you use. It literally means "poisonous butterfly" in korean.

It was a nickname I got from a bargirl in korea. She said I was poisonous for her business because she couldn't concentrate on getting guys to buy her drinks when i was around.

[Death Dragon2]

I thought your belly was part of her butt at first glance and I'm thinking "Damn she has a pale hairy ass."

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

>_< bad images dude. bad images (crawls in a corner and weeps)

[Plunder Down-Under]

>_< bad images dude. bad images (crawls in a corner and weeps)
Wuss

[Kamn]

Nono, I believe the term you are lookign for is "virgin".

[Plunder Down-Under]

I dont wanna include myself in the insult though

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

/me is not a virgin, and i is str8. but no, just the image of a pale hairy ass kinda makes me wanna vomit.

[Sehson]

wuss

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

call me what you will, it still makes my stomach churn :puke:

[Sehson]

yep definatly wouldn't make it in prison, military, turkish bath, japanese bath, really bad cosplay event

[Drat-Drat]

yep definatly wouldn't make it in prison, military, turkish bath, japanese bath, really bad cosplay event

That really makes me want to not leave my house on a day that there's going to be a Con in Arizona ever again...>_>

[Kamn]

/me is not a virgin, and i is str8. but no, just the image of a pale hairy ass kinda makes me wanna vomit.

The term "virgin" is not fixed or limited to sexual experience alone. It can (nowadays) be used for anyone not initiated, if you will, in a particular event, occurance or social group.

And as sexual virgins goes, Nobody is a virgin, life fooks us all.

[Crazeyal]

It also means when you REALLY try to tick the DM off.. :lol:

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

yep definatly wouldn't make it in prison, military, turkish bath, japanese bath, really bad cosplay event

diont plan on geting arrested, going to war, going to turkey (much less take a bath there), going to a public bath in japan, and ill just wear blinders ;D

[Mike Taylor]

diont plan on geting arrested, going to war, going to turkey (much less take a bath there), going to a public bath in japan, and ill just wear blinders ;D

Son, there are Turkish bath houses in certain big city neighborhoods here in America. When I lived in Chicago, I used to walk past one every time I had to go drop off the rent check at the landlord's office.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Altairs life plan sounds dull.