The Beast

[Rapscallion]

666 = number of the Beast
665 = older brother of the Beast
660 = approximate number of the Beast
66600 = zip code of the Beast
$665.95 = retail price of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High-Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/666 = Beast Common Denominator
-666½ = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary number of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
666 mph = Speed limit of the Beast
$699.30 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
352 – Oven temperature for roast Beast in Europe
666(k) = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% = 5-yr CD interest rate at 1st Beast of Hell Nat. Bank, $666 min. deposit
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ

Stolen from an email sent to me.

Rapscallion

[Captain Kitty]

lol! that's ace! made me giggle so hard my housemates are looking at me funny!!!

[Leffy]

you forgot 999= the acrobatic Beast

[Crazeyal]

867-5309 - Hose Beast

[Wayne]

you forgot 999= the acrobatic Beast

I was thinking

999 - handstand of the Beast.

And I can't stop laughing at the Wal-Mart price of the Beast.

[Death Dragon2]

And Now I will Steal these from you for my own Nefarious Purposes.

[Mike Taylor]

Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of the Beast

hehehe...

Shit, does Lotus Spreadsheet even exist any more?

[domino]

I have always wonder what temperature to set the oven to roast the beast in mulitple continents...and now i know!!:D now all thats left is to determine serving sizes... maybe 6.66oz?

[Big Otis Landfish]

*sigh*

Do I have to go into the whole '616' shpeal? Nah, why get serious.

Also of note is 37, the Infernal Prime. Because 37(6+6+6)=666

[Mike Taylor]

*sigh*

Do I have to go into the whole '616' shpeal? Nah, why get serious.

Also of note is 37, the Infernal Prime. Because 37(6+6+6)=666

Just to show you how evil Michigan is, it contains both Hell AND the 616 area code. It has Yoopers, too, but Yoopers scare Satan.

[RazorJAK]

Hell has decent pizza and hot coffee.

And I miss the 616 area code. It used to be almost all the western half of the lower peninsula. But back in the 90s they split the northern part into the 231 area code.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ha! Made me laugh out loud. I never laugh out loud.

[Wayne]

Yoopers scaring Satan is the best thing that I have heard today.

[garfalk]

665 is the older brother?
660 is the aproximate?

what maths are they taking?

[Mike Taylor]

60606 and 60660 = Chicago Neighborhoods of the Beast (the Loop & Edgewater)
66666 = Neenah, WI (Cheeseheads of the Beast)

[Plunder Down-Under]

665 is the older brother?
660 is the aproximate?

what maths are they taking?
665 comes before 666, older brothers come before younger brothers
666 is approximately 660 much like 543 is approximately 540 or 34 is approximtly 30

[Kamn]

Actualy... 666 is aproximetly 670.
anything above 5 when aproximated goes over, so 16 turns to 20, 49 turns to 50... but anything below or including 5 go down, so 43 turns to 40, 35 turns to 30...
Unless your using another aproximation system...

[Plunder Down-Under]

No 666 is rounded up to 670, approximately is different to rounding. You're confusing the two.

Then again I may be the one confused Im fairly average at maths Im sure one of our regular smarty math guys(Like maybe Big Otis) could explain this better.

[greyloch]

Uhm, not to worry you guys, but my birthday really does = 6666.

I was born on the 66th day of the year in 1966. Discovered this little tidbit while reading an arcane journal that was handed down over the years ... okay, so it was a consumer business mathematics book, but it's still pretty arcane ... to me. ;)

[Seolta]

Eh...had a patron last June freak out because we put the date they register on their card. She'd filled out the paperwork, but didn't have her proof of residence with her, so she was going to come back in a little while. Once she realized what day it was, she said "I'll come back tomorrow. You ain't puttin' that number on my card!"

When I worked at Kmart, I once had a customer come through my register whose total purchase amounted to $6.66(including tax). He looks at his wife and goes, "Well, guess we'd better add a pack of gum or something," laughs, pays(without adding anything extra), and leaves, still chuckling.

[Leffy]

i've had purchases through me like that. including a $66.60 total for only 6 items. i pointed it out to the guy just laughing and he told me to write down the transaction number and play it in the lottery. i did write it down to amuse him, but didn't play it.

guess what 4 numbers popped up as winners that night?

i'm going to start playing what numbers devilish men tell me to play.

had this bad luck after being suggested to play 000. coulda won $13000 if i'd paid attention :|

[garfalk]

ah well leffy.

i was thinking age for the 666/665 thing.
and when i see 666, i approximate 670. as 666 is 4 less then 670, but 6 more than 660, and one approximates closer, no?

[Mike Taylor]

$6.66/hour = minimum wage of the beast

[Plunder Down-Under]

ah well leffy.

i was thinking age for the 666/665 thing.
and when i see 666, i approximate 670. as 666 is 4 less then 670, but 6 more than 660, and one approximates closer, no?
Thats still rounding not approximating

[Plunder Down-Under]

*hugs 7* I dont think you're ugly... oh and

*POUNCE THE NEWBIE!*

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