Ride it like I stole it.

[RazorJAK]

Okay, hands up all the guys here (and I'm sure some of the girls) who've been in a similar dilemna?

[PaigeDWinter]

Sure have. Been there, done that, said DAMMIT real, real loud.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Nope but then again 15 is only 2 years less than me...

[RazorJAK]

You and garfalk and kitty and all the other youngins are ineligible.

[UberFische]

*raises hand... twice*

[Happy Goth]

Nope, I'm a good boy.

[Little Crow]

Thank god, no.

19 though. That was bad enough.

[Mike Taylor]

Maybe it's because it's 4:30 in the morning my time, but I have no clue what any of you are talking about.

[John Northman]

A teen girl who was a bit tipsy came on to me once..

Being a good boy I of course refused her (politely)

Also in the Ropecon a few vampire girls started to pat me and tell me how soft my hair is.
..a bit weird but I coul't help myself from purring a bit..

[xlr82xs]

if you pick them up in a bar, they must be legal :D

wait, that sounds a lot worse than i ment it to be..

[RazorJAK]

if you pick them up in a bar, they must be legal :D

wait, that sounds a lot worse than i ment it to be..

There are certain places where the law regarding the whole jailbait issue states that the man has to actually know the girl is underage BECAUSE of so many instances like that.

[Taban Dalo]

*raises hand*

Dun wanna explain as my gf reads this comic too (nothing happened!)

... of course, saying that, she's now probably going to grill me. Dammit >.<

[madscott]

I had the cashier of a local store call me up off the number on my check to see if I would take her out for beers. she was 17.

(we didn't have beers)

She did have a nice chat with my then girlfriend now my wife.

:dgrin:

[reo01]

I was 22 and newly single when I first started chatting online and went to a dating site a lot. I got chatting to a 19-year-old guy who sounded really cool and we got to talking about meeting in town for a movie or something. (Never been into random shags, I like to get to know the bloke first)
Well he kept stalling and putting it off. Eventually he tells me- he's actually 16. But can we still hook up anyway?
*Runs away screaming*

Also, my first boyfriend's younger brother (19 at the time) got together with an 18-year old who turned out to be a 14 year old... :d8o:
Her parents found out, and freaked. He got charged with Statutory Rape, and wound up with an 18 month suspended sentence.
The female judge went easy on him cos he was a bit naive back then. Well he's been a fine upstanding citizen (as much as anyone is anyway lol) ever since!

[Jay]

I am a tad confused are you talking about having sex with teenagers or underage teenagers or are you talking about near misses or....

:confused:


some one help me out please

[RazorJAK]

*holding bridge of nose with fingertips and shaking head slowly*

YEESH! Someone needs to increase the level of vitamin clue in their diet.

[Kittish]

if you pick them up in a bar, they must be legal :D

wait, that sounds a lot worse than i ment it to be..

Not to mention potentially in error. Ever hear of fake ID's?

[Kamn]

At first, I thought you meant about stealing and riding a bike :o. (Never done that.) After that, I thought you meant drunken females that are more-than-flirting with you. (I was a gentleman.) Now it more like underage-flirting females (hopefully) with much booze in them. Which one is it?

[RazorJAK]

I take it you've not read today's strip?

[greyloch]

Can't say that this has ever happened, but I do remember an unattended 11 year old definitely hitting me in a hot tub at a convention. My girlfriend at the time was (thankfully) with me. We both had "WTF?" looks on our faces. :o

As for a cute, legal-looking, jailbait girl trying to seduce me, yeah, right, like that would ever happen. Definitely have the "Charlie Brown Karma" going on in that department. :rolleyes:

I may come of as bit of a deviant, but I'm really not. I'm painfully vanilla in lots of ways. :cry:

[Compton]

*raises hand* happens less now obviously. But happened a fair amount in my early twenties.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....sorta.... maybe..... not sure....

Back in high-school had a couple of girls develop a crush on me. Not sure how old they were, but know they were younger then I. But also, fail to recall just when in high-school it was, so not too certain how old I was at that time...

[Kittish]

I may come of as bit of a deviant, but I'm really not. I'm painfully vanilla in lots of ways. :cry:

With your wife/girlfriend's permission, I'd be MORE than happy to undertake to... expand... your education.... :dgrin: ;)

[MNsane]

15'll Get Ya 20

[Ruestir]

I was at a friends apartment having a few beers....ok, so there were around 20 of us, we had a keg and a full stocked bar, but I digress. A couple of girls show up, one with boyfriend in tow, they all look old enough so nobody really presses them about their age or makes em show id...hell we were in college. I fancy the little blond chick, big surprise, we drink dance get a little friendly but nothing serious happens. I start to press her about her age because some alarms are going off in my head as we talk. She insists she's 19. Ok, whatever, the night ends in a fight between me and another guy who's having trouble understanding when to shut his mouth. The girl disappears and I go home pissed off. About 2 weeks later I'm home visiting my parents when my little sister bops in to show me her class picture. She's 15 btw, and I was 21 at the time. You know where this is going right? Yep, little blond is standing next to my sister in the picture. Turns out the fight and her disappearing was a mixed blessing, but also confirmed why the alarms were going off too.

[warhorse_03826]

I'm the doorman of a swingers club in portsmouth,NH. my "jailbait alert" must be on full force pretty much the whole time I'm there. there's alcohol, so anyone under 21 isn't allowed.

the only night I actually get to go and have any fun of my own is my birthday..they throw a big party and..well...I won't get into the details but let's just say the devil on my shoulder is yelling "YES!!!!!!!!!!!" and giving me evil laughs, pumping his fist in the air, and doing little happy dances...pretty much all night.

I've had more than a few "if you let us in we'll really make your night" proposals..usually not long after the local high school graduates..I tell them "come back when your 21..and my birthday party is at the end of may"

[Captain Kitty]

I nearly got to have my way with a BEAUTIFUL japanese goth boy who a met at out local rock club two years ago. Although, things got a little awkward when his mum came to pick him up. He was 15...
Thankfully nothing happened, but my friends still won't let it die!

[RazorJAK]

I've had more than a few "if you let us in we'll really make your night" proposals..usually not long after the local high school graduates..I tell them "come back when your 21..and my birthday party is at the end of may"

I like your answer almost as much as mine.

" I like my fruit to be at least SLIGHTLY ripe before I take a bite. "

or

" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

[David J Prokopetz]

Hey, fifteen is legal in Canada. ;)

[warhorse_03826]

" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

hehehe...sometimes I show them a picture of the Sybian and tell them if they can take a half an hour of that they can get in.

eyes get wide, the smiling stops, and they usually run away.

talk about holy jumpy scroll buttons.....I've had to carry women off that thing..they usually are drooling, smiling from ear to ear, and can't walk for a few hours!

[Captain Kitty]

:eek: well, even so, I still wouldnt!

[Wayne]

15'll Get Ya 20

How true.

And I have been lucky not to be in that situation. That or I have lead a very sad and dull life.

[Crazeyal]

Done it? Nah .. SEEN IT?? Well DUH.. California sun makes youngin's grow QUICK!!! and boy HOWDY do they like Marines...

[greyloch]

I like your answer almost as much as mine.
" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

*dies laughing*:rofl:

hehehe...sometimes I show them a picture of the Sybian and tell them if they can take a half an hour of that they can get in.

eyes get wide, the smiling stops, and they usually run away.

talk about holy jumpy scroll buttons.....I've had to carry women off that thing..they usually are drooling, smiling from ear to ear, and can't walk for a few hours!

Let me get this straight... you "carry" a picture of a Sybian machine in your wallet??? All the time??? I don't know if I should be amused, scared, or impressed. :d/: *laughs anyways*

Gonna have to see one of those things in action someday... have only seen the videos. :dgrin:

[Captain Kitty]

Sybian Machine?

[greyloch]

With your wife/girlfriend's permission, I'd be MORE than happy to undertake to... expand... your education.... :dgrin: ;)

Tease. :p See PM. :cool:

[Crazeyal]

Sybian Machine?

HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAH

*gasp*

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHA

If I was home I'd send ya pictures...

[warhorse_03826]

Let me get this straight... you "carry" a picture of a Sybian machine in your wallet??? All the time??? I don't know if I should be amused, scared, or impressed. :d/: *laughs anyways*

Gonna have to see one of those things in action someday... have only seen the videos. :dgrin:

umm..no...the brochure from the company is at the desk at the front entrance to the swingers club I work at that has one....we have lots of interesting toys there....

and yes, it is definitely everything those vidoes make it out to be..on full blast it sounds like a Cessna flying over the house....

Allen The Doorman

[greyloch]

Sybian Machine?
Female sex toy... on steroids ... that you straddle. Just google it... wait, that sounds bad ... just look up the bloody thing in the 'net. :DP:

[Captain Kitty]

*uses google*

oh.......my......god.......

[greyloch]

umm..no...the brochure from the company is at the desk at the front entrance to the swingers club I work at that has one....we have lots of interesting toys there....

and yes, it is definitely everything those vidoes make it out to be..on full blast it sounds like a Cessna flying over the house....

Allen The Doorman

Okay, then. Now I'm not so scared. Still amused and impressed. I saw some interesting toys when I went to Good Vibrations in San Francisco a few years back. They gave me a free T-shirt for buying so much ... stuff. :dcool:

Hey, it was almost all for friends! Really. You guys don't believe me, do you?

[warhorse_03826]

oh.......my......god.......


yeah, that's about the typical response from seeing one...


oh, and it's usually about all women can say after 10 minutes on one....

[Mike Taylor]

Seven hours sleep and a few more posts bring clarity.

Nope, can't say that I've ever been in that situation.

Oh, and I was STILL getting yesterday's strip when this discussion started this morning, despite refreshing several times.

[Wayne]

Female sex toy... on steroids ... that you straddle. Just google it... wait, that sounds bad ... just look up the bloody thing in the 'net. :DP:


You learn about something new everyday.

[Uilleand]

I've been that girl...does that count??

*chuckle*:al:

[greyloch]

I've been that girl...does that count??

*chuckle*:al:

Only if we can see proof, luv.

For scientific and archival purposes, of course. ;)

Speaking of which, anyone else read the "I did it for science" story about female ejactulation? *lets the forum simmer a bit on that thought nugget* :dgrin:

[warhorse_03826]

Speaking of which, anyone else read the "I did it for science" story about female ejactulation? *lets the forum simmer a bit on that thought nugget* :dgrin:

ah yes...there's a topic I'm familliar with....it's definitely real, but not all women seem to be able to do it...

[Flewellyn]

My, what a hard life Nigel leads...

And no, I have not exactly been in this situation. Although I did sort of date a girl who was 15 when I was 18 and 19...but we never got beyond hugging and kissing. Probably a good thing.

[jimbo]

*raises hand*
Oh yeah. Not 15 though -- 17. I was like, what, mid-thirties? Christamighty what a temptation, but asked, cursed real loud and said I'd be glad to in a year. She was pissed, but better that than prison, I always say.

Also, had a very different experience once in the other direction (older than me), but that's another thread.

[jimbo]

Female sex toy... on steroids ... that you straddle. Just google it... wait, that sounds bad ... just look up the bloody thing in the 'net. :DP:

Well, doesn't sound bad, but lends Google a whole new marketing campaign!
:bodsquirr:

[Wayne]

Like a t-shirt I saw once:

"YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo."

[meghasissues]

yey for being 18 (finally)
boo for still not getting any

i've only had something like this happen once. i ended up making out and publicly groping this really cute boy at a concert. i was just about to turn 18 at the time and though he was around the same age cause he had snake bites (they were real not clip ons) turns out he was fifteen and thought i was either his age or younger. really embarrassing when his mom came to pick him up in the middle of a set. good thing i can disappear quickly

[RazorJAK]

yey for being 18 (finally)
boo for still not getting any

i've only had something like this happen once. i ended up making out and publicly groping this really cute boy at a concert. i was just about to turn 18 at the time and though he was around the same age cause he had snake bites (they were real not clip ons) turns out he was fifteen and thought i was either his age or younger. really embarrassing when his mom came to pick him up in the middle of a set. good thing i can disappear quickly

http://wapsisquare.com/d/20040227.html

http://wapsisquare.com/d/20040305.html

[Sehson]

Nope never been there...

I've worked out at a renfest and in a school district for way too long... All potential victims of serious flirtations, require proof of age verification of age being greater then 18 solar years.

Not so serious flirtations no age verification required. Because well I'm a natural flirt that rarely realizes he's flirting on the low end of the scale. That and all the cute ones tend to be under 21.

Did some minor flirting with a girl at a party, she's this stacked, hot blonde, polish girl, that was just a little on the freindly side of drunk. Now it was minor flirting as I'm married and the only drunk woman I will ever consider taking advantage of is my wife...... Well come monday morning. I walk into a classroom at work and there's said polish girl :d8o:

Yep she was 17... needless to say. I Had the friend whom through the party to let the girl know that we were never at a party together... Underage drinking(AKA contributing to the delinquency of a minor) and I could lose my job even though I wasn't providing the booze.

And had more then a couple of :hitit: out at fest to find out from friends that yes they are only 16.... No I did not talk to said pixies either.... though I really wished I was a teenage boy again, and knew everything I do now...:al:

[kitty!]

I was 12, turning 13 and was in 8th grade. I was dressed as a teenie goth and had really short hair and trendy glasses. I got hit on in the book store near my house
This guy dressed in a band shirt and Tripp pants came up to me and asked "What do I have to say to get you to talk to me?" He had the suavest grin and a mischevious glint in his eye.I was the geeky freak since I was 8, I was NOT used to this.

After suppressing my unbridled shock and fear I looked at the handsome, blonde boy and realized he looked nothing like the boys my age.

"How old are you?"

He looked taken aback. "Seventeen."

After my jaw dropped and I suppressed a fit of the giggles, I told him "Honey, I am way too young for you."

He turned away and I ran into another aisle to call my mum that a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HIT ON ME IN THE BOOKSTORE OMGWTFBBQ

And this is the first time I have been hit on. ^^

[Kittish]

Tease. :p See PM. :cool:

Teasing is part of the fun.

On the topic, when I was 15, my boyfriend was 24. And yes, he knew my actual age. And my parents knew his. 4 years later, he and I were married, and stayed married for 8 years.

[Death Dragon2]

Still married?

[Crazeyal]

I was 12, turning 13 and was in 8th grade LAST WEEK. ^^

fixededed..

[Plunder Down-Under]

Thats a damn long week

[Crazeyal]

Thats a damn long week
Meh.. teenagers exaggerate everything...
:lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Lies!

Ok so maybe its true, but we're allowed to, its all that darn angst and rebellious tendancies!

[Seolta]

Lies!

Ok so maybe its true, but we're allowed to, its all that darn angst and rebellious tendancies!

Since when do teenagers restrict themselves to what they're allowed to do?:neener:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Since we're allowed to do anything cause no matter what we do its never our fault!

Its usually society, video games or parents fault.

[kitty!]

fixededed..

haha Al.

[Pirate Bear]

On one hand, it's nice to know the pirate has some morals and decency.

On the other hand, what the hell kind of pirate is he?! :D

[Crazeyal]

One generating a sense of loyalty and trust? Comon.. Rubes make the world go round! :lol:

[Leffy]

i get wigged when i'm talking to guys under 21, let alone someone 18 or younger. found out this one guy i'd gabbed with for too long was 17 when i thought he was turning 20. made me VERY paranoid from then on.

oddly enough i either catch the attention of the 14-17 ages, or the 35+. RARELY do guys my own age talk to me.

[garfalk]

i turn 18 in 2 months....
people that will do me before then? 0
people that will do me after then? 0.

oh the pitiful life of me!

[Seolta]

oddly enough i either catch the attention of the 14-17 ages, or the 35+. RARELY do guys my own age talk to me.

So basically the male population of this forum?;)

[UberFische]

So basically the male population of this forum?;)

Hey, I'm only 25 FYI. Now maturity-wise... knock off ten years

[Death Dragon2]

Yeah, and I turn 21 next month.

[TX_Geek]

Okay, hands up all the guys here (and I'm sure some of the girls) who've been in a similar dilemna?

Been there, been worse...

A (now ex) girlfriend introduced me to a "good friend" of hers who just turned 18 and was wanting to get together for a little fun with the two of us. Sounds great right, how many guys want to turn this down?

Turns out we didn't have the same definition of "good friend". They had only known each other a few months. Also turns out that her "good friend" had lied about her age and when her birthday was (replace "just turned" with "would be turning", and lose a few years). Bad enough, but there's always room for another fun turn, found out her mother is also a cop!

(great story for someone new on the forum to introduce themselves with, no? It all goes down hill from here folks!)

if you pick them up in a bar, they must be legal :D


http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030331
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030401
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20030402

and a few following that. as a bit of "humor", I ended up finding LICD and reading that story line shortly after the incident I mentioned above...



" Poppet, finding out what makes my night would send you screaming for your mommy. "

You know, I'm going to have to keep that one in mind... I am quasi-staff at a Club here in Houston, and wouldn't be supprised that on a day they ask me to fill in for security or to cover the door, I'll have someone underage try to come in and have some stupid "offer" like that. Even more of an appropriate retort being that the club has a BDSM theme to it *grins*

--

All this from searching out the forums to find what the heck was behind the "ride it like I stole it" comment there....

I have to say though, after reading the posts in this thread, I may have to become a regular here (if the above disaster doesn't get you all running me off!), looks like just the group of people I enjoy chatting with!

[Mike Taylor]

Welcome aboard! Oh, and watch out for the pouncing cat-girls... oh shit... here they come. *runs and hides*

[TX_Geek]

Welcome aboard! Oh, and watch out for the pouncing cat-girls... oh shit... here they come. *runs and hides*

heh, after an introductory post like mine I can't imagine a cat-girl coming within a mile... But hey, I've always wanted a pet cat-girl, so just in case, I'll have a leash and collar at the ready.. lol

[Kittish]

heh, after an introductory post like mine I can't imagine a cat-girl coming within a mile... But hey, I've always wanted a pet cat-girl, so just in case, I'll have a leash and collar at the ready.. lol

Dude, you DO realize that if you leash any of the cat girls, you're only putting yourself in range of their claws, right?

[TX_Geek]

Dude, you DO realize that if you leash any of the cat girls, you're only putting yourself in range of their claws, right?

Yep, completely know that. You DID notice the theme of the club I mentioned above, right? *smiles*

Though seriously, very much a violation of protocol to collar the unwilling/unknowing, so not something I would do, but a humorous thought none the less. Unfortunately my special brand of warped humor™ is not often compatible with other brands... Seems to be a normal thing for me...

[Leffy]

i think i've found a new friend ^.^

[Crazeyal]

*Clips collar on Leffy*

[Death Dragon2]

*smacks Al with the flat end of the tail-blade* Did you ask? *Removes collar from Leffy*

[Death Dragon2]

Also- *Pounces da Newbie*

[Mike Taylor]

*smacks Al with the flat end of the tail-blade* Did you ask? *Removes collar from Leffy*

Would she be here if she minded? :lol:

[Crazeyal]

*smacks Al with the flat end of the tail-blade* Did you ask? *Removes collar from Leffy*

*puts choke chain on Dragon*

No! I'm naughty like that...

*pulls on choke chain*


HMMPH!
... /
:d(:

[Pirate Bear]

I have to say though, after reading the posts in this thread, I may have to become a regular here (if the above disaster doesn't get you all running me off!), looks like just the group of people I enjoy chatting with!

*pounce the newbie!*


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What?

[toreador]

*uses google*

oh.......my......god.......

lol cant belive you havent seen those before! my ex had one, fun times just add leather cuffs on wrists and ankles and away you go! hours of fun especaly when you take the remot away from her :dgrin: :al:

edit: and also YAY NEWBIE we seem to be getting alot lately *suprise pounce attack*

[TX_Geek]

i think i've found a new friend ^.^

Woot! Just got here and already doing good! lol

[reo01]

*Newbie pounces other newbie*

[RazorJAK]

Yep, completely know that. You DID notice the theme of the club I mentioned above, right? *smiles*

Though seriously, very much a violation of protocol to collar the unwilling/unknowing, so not something I would do, but a humorous thought none the less. Unfortunately my special brand of warped humor™ is not often compatible with other brands... Seems to be a normal thing for me...

You want humorous regarding the cuffing/collering of the unwilling/unknowing?

I can turn my belt into a set of handcuffs. Girl thinks I'm getting ready to spank her when my belt comes flying off ... then wonders how she ended up cuffed before she could finish blinking. ;-)

[Death Dragon2]

*Calmly and Easily Breaks the Choke Chain*

[Crazeyal]

*woooaaaaaahhh*

*thud*

*hic*

Thought fer shurre dat would work..

Hic!

[TX_Geek]

I can turn my belt into a set of handcuffs. Girl thinks I'm getting ready to spank her when my belt comes flying off ... then wonders how she ended up cuffed before she could finish blinking. ;-)

Now THAT'S something I need to see (and find out how to do!)

[RazorJAK]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/Dragoncon/TrickBelt.jpg

... The belt in use last year at Dragon*Con ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/Dragoncon/DSC01571.jpg

... That look says it all. "WTF just happened?" ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/Dragoncon/DSC01572.jpg

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I am equally impressed and frightened.

[TX_Geek]

Fantastic!! Where do I get one, and how much?!?!? :dgrin: I have GOT to get one of those!

Than just need to find someone to try it out with (being single sucks!), though it could go over at the club pretty well....

[RazorJAK]

Do a google on "trick belt".

Various companies sell them. But they are habitually out of stock almost everywhere. They run between 30-50 I believe.

[Crazeyal]

Damn.. how much of a geek am I??

First thing I thought was.. "Wow... cool Doctor Strange cape!"

:d/:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Heh. Foreground first Al. Then the background.....

[Plunder Down-Under]

You're geekier than two geeky things really close together!

[Crazeyal]

Pot calling kettle COME INNNN KETTLE!!!

Uh... Married...? Ooh Rah Marine corps?? I got geek fer DAYS.. but I got much much more to offer... YOU?? Boyish charm and Virgin killer status (which surprisingly works about 3.5 times over)

[Shryke]

ok. Heres the deal. once Plunder turns 18, we auction off his virginity to the LADIES, I repeat, LADIES of the forum. All proceeds go to the Jennie Breeden Porche fund.

[Kittish]

Fantastic!! Where do I get one, and how much?!?!? :dgrin: I have GOT to get one of those!

Than just need to find someone to try it out with (being single sucks!), though it could go over at the club pretty well....

I'll volunteer as a test subject! :jbgrin:


Hmmmmm... you know, it wouldn't be too hard to build a belt like that. Heck, I've got pretty much everything I'd need to make one already, cept maybe the buckles, and I'm planning a trip to the leather store in a few day. Time to make a list!!!

[RazorJAK]

I can always use a practice subject as well. Wouldn't want to have my skills get all rusty and whatnot.

[RazorJAK]

Damn.. how much of a geek am I??

First thing I thought was.. "Wow... cool Doctor Strange cape!"

:d/:

Pimp Strange actually. He couldn't find gloves that had that "mystical energy" pattern that Strange's gloves had in the70s. SO he used drag-queen tigerstripe velvet elbow length gloves.

[Leffy]

waaaait waaaaait. i was collared? and i didn't know it?

and dude. collar > wedding ring to me. the wedding ring of course would be the PUBLIC show of commitment....

so al, you promise to cherish, love, and financially fund me in every way? oh yeah how good are you with diapers? i come with a rug rat.

[RazorJAK]

i come with a rug rat.

*miming Groucho Marx knocking the ash off a cigar*

I don't care how you come as long as you clean the sheets afterwards.

... I tried to resist. I really truly did. I blame the crystallized ginger and seitan "jerky" I had for lunch.

[Leffy]

because food is the once source of impairment no one can deny :P

[Crazeyal]

Well the wife and I are in the market for a rugrat...

How are you at converting Mormon to English? (jk!!)

[Crazeyal]

Oh.. and COMON... You know me.. Love, honor, cherish? I do so much of that I probably COULD use a spare!!(keep wearin da wife out, doncha know...:dgrin:)...

Course.. ya gotta convince HER first!!


('nother reason ta drop by DC)

:dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

OOOO wait a sec..

Going by your assumptions.. You and DD have to fight it out since I collared both of you. :rolleyes:

[Leffy]

('nother reason ta drop by DC)

:dgrin:

.... there are easier way to commit suicide.

[Big Otis Landfish]

because food is the once source of impairment no one can deny :P

I do get 'food drunk' when I do an extreme-overeat. Have learned not to drive after such occurrences; I nearly ran over a pedestrian once (no alcohol involved).

extreme-overeat = spare food in the esophagus, because the stomach is too full.... to the point of having to tilt one's chin upwards to keep an open airway.

[Crazeyal]

.... there are easier way to commit suicide.
My Wife?? She's so teeny she's the hieght the Jenster THINKS she is!!!

But she HAS been taking Tai Chi for 2 years...:dp:

[Leffy]

i am a self admited pussy in a fight. atleast if i don't have a video game controller in my hand. THEN i'm pretty good against another chick.

i can beat the hell out of a guy but other girls intimidate me.

[Mike Taylor]

i am a self admited pussy in a fight. atleast if i don't have a video game controller in my hand. THEN i'm pretty good against another chick.

*Imagines Leffy as a DOA character... falls over and starts drooling.*

[Captain Kitty]

heh, after an introductory post like mine I can't imagine a cat-girl coming within a mile... But hey, I've always wanted a pet cat-girl, so just in case, I'll have a leash and collar at the ready.. lol


I'd like to see you try, Bub! :flame:

[Crazeyal]

*Puts leash on Captain Kitty*

*Holds out both hands*

You can claw me all day and all night, but you'll only get the contents of ONE HAND...

Left hand: Other end of leash.

Right hand: Godiva chocolates & Bon Bons

:evilgrin:

[Leffy]

lol i meant the controller as a weapon, not as in i can out game another girly.

and and and if you go for the left i'll go for the right and we can share the bounty.

[Crazeyal]

Double teamed to DEATH!!

Whadda way to go!!!

[Leffy]

you have chocolate.

[Mike Taylor]

lol i meant the controller as a weapon, not as in i can out game another girly.

and and and if you go for the left i'll go for the right and we can share the bounty.

*Is still imagining...*

[Compton]

I'd like to see you try, Bub! :flame:

I was gonna offer chocolate covered catnip. (doesn't sound appealing to me, but I'm no cat-girl)

[Captain Kitty]

*Puts leash on Captain Kitty*

*Holds out both hands*

You can claw me all day and all night, but you'll only get the contents of ONE HAND...

Left hand: Other end of leash.

Right hand: Godiva chocolates & Bon Bons

:evilgrin:

*sigh* well... *kills Crazyal .... again. steals chocolates*

[TX_Geek]

I'd like to see you try, Bub! :flame:

Had I not been beaten to it, I would be up for the challenge, I am a lot better at grappling than I may appear, and it's oh-so-much fun with the right "opponent" *smiles*

My luck though, the one time I try that with a cat-girl, I would end up pinned collared myself... lol (well, on second thought, with my luck, that WOULDN'T happen!)

[TX_Geek]

I'll volunteer as a test subject! :jbgrin:


Hmmmmm... you know, it wouldn't be too hard to build a belt like that. Heck, I've got pretty much everything I'd need to make one already, cept maybe the buckles, and I'm planning a trip to the leather store in a few day. Time to make a list!!!

See, I knew I would end up liking you! ;-)

It doesn't look that difficult to build, does it? I may have to ask when I'm out at the club tomorrow or saturday night, I think there are a few people who do leather work there and probably specialize in restraints, they may have just what is needed!

[Captain Kitty]

Had I not been beaten to it, I would be up for the challenge, I am a lot better at grappling than I may appear, and it's oh-so-much fun with the right "opponent" *smiles*

My luck though, the one time I try that with a cat-girl, I would end up pinned collared myself... lol (well, on second thought, with my luck, that WOULDN'T happen!)


*stops just before putting the collar on newbie*

Damn....I have to come up with a different punishment! :eek:

[TX_Geek]

*stops just before putting the collar on newbie*

Damn....I have to come up with a different punishment! :eek:

see, exactly what I was saying :-P

[Captain Kitty]

*hands you a bomb*

Hold this for me would you?

*runs*

[TX_Geek]

*hands you a bomb*

Hold this for me would you?

*runs*

eep!

*quickly wraps it in a box and leave it on his manager's desk and walks away all innocent like*

[Captain Kitty]

Quick thinking! :dgrin:

[Leffy]

thats one way to defeat "the man" o.O

[Sehson]

**Boom**

We need a new Timmy

[Captain Kitty]

heh, ah well. I'm sure it was worth it! *leapshuggleglomps Leffy*

Hullo! :D

[TX_Geek]

**Boom**

We need a new Timmy

heh, well, not "Timmy" in this case, and no, do NOT need another one! You have NO idea how good it would be to be rid of her as my manager! (so also, not a good way to deal with "the man" in this case, though I guess it would sound weird to say "deal with "the woman""....

*goes and collects other bits of explosives around and leaves them in her office just-in-case*

hehe

[Leffy]

squeeeeeeeee! *huggles Captain silly* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

and yeah boss ladies don't like that

[Captain Kitty]

I'm not silly!!!! ..... well...maybe a little! hehehehe! Boss Lady go boooom!!!


People should not feed me sugar....

[Crazeyal]

*sigh* well... *kills Crazyal .... again. steals chocolates*
Captain Kitty opens wrappers to find them EMPTY!!!

:dgrin::dgrin:

*thud*

totally worth it...

[Captain Kitty]

damnit..... 24hr shop so far away.... (Read across the road and down a bit)

GO GO GADGET BOYFRIEND!!!

[warhorse_03826]

*Newbie pounces other newbie*


I'm a newbie and I didn't ever get pounced... :cry:

except, maybe on my birthday ! :dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

POUNCE

THE NEWBIE!!!!

hi..

[Pirate Bear]

*pounce the newbie!*


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Okay, so I only have like 5 more posts than you do. It's a start. You don't want the heavyweights to tackle you immediately. Best to start off slowly.

EDIT: Okay, forget that. Crazeyal beat me to the punch. hehe

[Crazeyal]

Hi.. I'm Crazeyal,

Resident perv (and with THIS crowd, THAT'S SAYIN SOMETHIN!!!) and sometime writer/roleplayer/gamer. There's plenty to do here and a few resident havenolives who post about 40 - 50 times a day if not much MUCH more (nonsense threads and competitions etc)

Mostly it's just "have some fun.. whatever" and uh.. be nice please... We have only had one or two internet idiots over the last few years, and they got bored and left.

[garfalk]

i didn't leave :)
yea, i did just call myself an idiot.

go me.

[Crazeyal]

That's garfalk..

According to Kitty! He's SPESHUL!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hi!

[xlr82xs]

We have only had one or two internet idiots over the last few years, and they got bored and left.

except for the ones that have been inducted into the panties fanclub ;)

[Crazeyal]

Oh being evil and outright WRONG gets you NOTICED!!!

We just don't like jerks..

[Eskimo_Nell]

Would anyone mind if I made a short (maybe 12 frame) BD about this thread? It just fits so perfectly into the philosophy of "plus ca change, plus c'est le meme chose" (rough English translations - "the more things change, the more they become the same" or, ever rougher. "history repeats itself".

The answer in my case is "of course. In the 70s, your concern was the social norms of your society, not the artificial laws of a nanny state".

The social norm I was most concerned about was my girlie's father, who was a crack shot at both pistol and rifle. He thought I was OK, and that was all that mattered. (The reasons *why* would take a much longer post, but have to do with adolescent white girls in a Muslim country needing a male guardian at all times.)

A lot of my BD ideas have been triggered by reading Jennie. The society she describes seems a lot more closed, paranoiac, and nannied than the one I grew up in. I want to remind people of the freedoms they ought to continue to enjoy.

The recent "lock the doors and don't stop for red lights" one is just one example.

I hope this isn't too political, or infringing on Jennie's rights over all ideas from what is, after all, *her* forum...

I've done 4 so far, but none inked yet. This is because I prefer drawing to inking. It gets all over my hands (I'm left handed).

r

[Crazeyal]

Uh..

Last I checked, unless you are using her characters, it's all good with the Jenster. As far as US?!?!?Pfah.. Even MENTIONING any of us in a comic gets it's own thread and infinite bragging rights!

[Eskimo_Nell]

Uh..

Last I checked, unless you are using her characters, it's all good with the Jenster. As far as US?!?!?Pfah.. Even MENTIONING any of us in a comic gets it's own thread and infinite bragging rights!

Jennie has seen you (well some of you), I've only seen your avatars. I'd feel uncomfortable about drawing someone who I'd never met into a strip just to use his or her words. Jennie and Karen both draw people and places pretty true to life. I think that's a good rule. All visual media involve the "willing suspension of disbelief" that allows pictures on a page to temporarily be a substitute for reality.

The only way I'd draw someone I hadn't met would be in a stereotyped talking heads situation, to maintain dialogue between frames where things happen. E.g.,

Frame 1: Urban scene
Generic female (rear 3/4 view): Oh Crazeyal! I never thought I'd see you again
(tears trousers off Crazeyal, elderly spinsters look on)
Bubble 1: WTF? (appropriate facial distress)

Frame 2: Same
Generic female (same pose) : At the con: BOLD: oh you promised! (tears) (reaches toward exposed underwear)
Background: gathering police cars

Frame 3: Big smiles all round (generic female revealed as Jennie): all face camera: yes, he's still wearing the princess button next to the skin!

Obviously, that would be fanart *between* Jennie episodes, but until I've written a single frame, that's all I *can* pre-suppose, right?

Bright Idea: I know Jennie doesn't smoke, but how about if I put up a DevilJennie pic, pretty much the way she draws DevilJennie, with a Punch Mini on a loooong cigar holder?

r

[Gorbash]

OOO, being in another comic would be cool!
I used to have a few of myself in an online comic called WTF Vikings day off but the sites gone and I dont have any saved :(
Hey, if you want to draw people "true to life" then why not get the people your going to include to post some photos? I like to foce people to look at my ugly mug >:) and im on myspace so its not like I fear having pics of me in public with my name attatched, Im so offensive people would know who I was anyways!

[Crazeyal]

Jennie has seen you (well some of you), I've only seen your avatars.
Say no more...

Dragoncon and personal photos
(http://www.albumtown.com/showlist.php?uuid=30889&dowhat=user)

Wedding Photos (http://www.geocities.com/crazeyal_1999/weddingphotos.html)

Webcomic appearance (http://www.drunkduck.com/Elijah_and_Azuu/index.php?p=149154)

Need more? Just ask!

There's a REASON I got my own Smiley... (and it's banned in Muslim countries...)

[xlr82xs]

and it's banned in Muslim countries...

gah, the best i have ever managed to be banned from is the local all girls catholic high school.

through no fault of my own i might add too....:dp:

hrm, on a similar and more on topic note, the girl (and yes i do mean girl) who works at the market up the road gave me her phone number today, and even though i know (or atleast am 90% sure) you have to be atleast 16 to work here, :o

[Sehson]

Worst I ever did was get kicked out of a single city for visiting that catholic girl schools.....:cry::cry:

Hey it's not my they were all on the same road....

And well it's not my fault it was a forieng country and I don't speak/read the language....:dp:

[garfalk]

i have to be emancipated before i can get kicked anywhere. sad me,

[Gorbash]

gah, the best i have ever managed to be banned from is the local all girls catholic high school.


I have actually been banned from all of the mormon territories on the west coast, I may not step foot on their temple grounds.
For many many reasons....... I am (according to their religion and traditions) a horrible person full of sin.
Sooooo much sinning.
I'm not sure you guys would even want to hear THE LIST of atrocities I have commited in the presence of or on the temple grounds of mormons.
:D but I enjoyed every one of them to the fullest.

[Eskimo_Nell]

I was asked in a PM what a BD is, but I'm replying in-thread as it may be a Europeanism.

In England (well this bit at least), both "comic" and "cartoon" tend to elicit the response, "oh, for kids?" "Adult comic" gets you a "what kind of pervert is this guy?" look. "Graphic Novel" is better, but I'm not writing a novel. BD is the abbreviation of French "Bande Dessinée" and is pronounced bédé, and just means a strip of images - so it's neutral, and is the term I prefer.

I was just looking at For Better of For Worse for some drawing tips, and Lynn reckons that each strip takes nearly eight woman-hours. I think she's right. At this rate, I'll have ten strips built up in about time for my first Zimmer frame. Sigh.

Ironic that having asked for clarification of US-isms like Xanas and pop rocks, one of my first posts is about a Euro-anglicism.

r

Oh and the sunshine. We finally got some! So I've been buzzing around the sky - no drawing done.

[greyloch]

Jennie has seen you (well some of you), I've only seen your avatars. I'd feel uncomfortable about drawing someone who I'd never met into a strip just to use his or her words.


Heh. I agree with Al, using any of us in a comic is a source of bragging rights. I've had some of my phrases used by Jennie in her on-line world. And I had an ex-girlfriend (well, kinda/sorta girlfriend) use me in two stories that were published in Penthouse Forum. Those are two of my high-points in effecting the on-line gestalt mind.

If you want of flavor of what I'm really like (mentally and physically), try here (http://greyloch.livejournal.com/), here (http://home.comcast.net/~greyloch/), and here (http://s89.photobucket.com/albums/k209/greyloch/).

[Sehson]

I have actually been banned from all of the mormon territories on the west coast, I may not step foot on their temple grounds.
For many many reasons....... I am (according to their religion and traditions) a horrible person full of sin.
Sooooo much sinning.
I'm not sure you guys would even want to hear THE LIST of atrocities I have commited in the presence of or on the temple grounds of mormons.
:D but I enjoyed every one of them to the fullest.

Gee mine was pretty short...

I asked questions that caused others to question their faith....

Seems to be more then enough to get one kicked out of mormon-dom. Though we do have a mormon member that is pretty cool... though I really doubt he's a die hard mormon:dp:

[Gorbash]

Well, I have a list of a few things that caused several members to question their choice in religion, Ive been drunk in a mormon temple 9 out of the 10 times Ive been in one, but only a little, and cause I was there on a holiday for family reasons, so it's not like I was sloppy drunk, and then there was the fact that I dated a girl who was related to one of the upper ups in the local temple, she now drinks, has sex out of wedlock and loves her caffine, but I only caused 2 of those I promise.... And thats just the tip of the iceberg. The rest goes into a dark scary mass beneath the surface :D

[Leffy]

hmm.. looks like you might be attaining a rival for the Corrupter of Innocence, Al.

[RazorJAK]

hmm.. looks like you might be attaining a rival for the Corrupter of Innocence, Al.

Meh, until he can do something which surpasses deflowering a minister's daughter in the chapel at a methodist bible camp then he's still in the minor league.

It's not the quantity of the sin ... it's the quality.

:-D

[Big Otis Landfish]

The minister's daughters I know don't so much fall under the term 'innocent'.

But hey, I guess they still need a little help on the path to self-corruption.

[UberFische]

Meh, until he can do something which surpasses deflowering a minister's daughter in the chapel at a methodist bible camp then he's still in the minor league.

It's not the quantity of the sin ... it's the quality.

:-D

How about getting a jewish girl to scream "Jesus Christ"? :dcool:

[RazorJAK]

The minister's daughters I know don't so much fall under the term 'innocent'.

What part of 'deflowering' did you miss? :-)

[Big Otis Landfish]

What part of 'deflowering' did you miss? :-)

All of it, personally.... :lol:

....but just because the bloom isn't off the rose yet doesn't mean she's 'innocent'.

[RazorJAK]

All of it, personally.... :lol:

....but just because the bloom isn't off the rose yet doesn't mean she's 'innocent'.

This was long before the Bushite "abstinence promise" program which has pretty much created a generation of rosy cheeked teenage girls who will say:

No, I can't. I'm saving that for my future husband.
....
Fuck me in the ass instead.

[Leffy]

.......
i want to hope and pray thats NOT what the darling innocent girls of the world are really saying. but.... i know better.

after all how many "urban legends" of safe sex/contraceptives are there already in practice?

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yeah, the sad reality is that while the abstinence movement may or may not have reduced the teen conception* rate, sexually transmitted infections are on the rise due to 'alternative' practises. And the worst bit is that the same people who push abstinence usually also forbid masturbation. :dmad:

C'mon... it's teenagers. Accept that they are sexual beings, and have them channel it safely. Hell, they should be PUSHING masturbation as an alternative if they seriously want to make abstinence even remotely viable for the population at large (still won't be for many, and still will be perfectly fine for others, but might take the edge off for some in the middle).



*I a'in't getting into abortion issues on THIS forum. And don't have any hard data on pregnancy rates; DO know that STI/STD's are up.

[Leffy]

isn't that how it goes? you must never have sex! you must never touch yourself! don't worry about what can keep you safe and healthy if you choose to ignore me because you have real hormones shooting through your body and a eunuch gets more play then me!

[Gorbash]

It's not the quantity of the sin ... it's the quality.
:-D
Hmmm, well, there was the time I ate the mini bibles they were handing out on a corner, not as flashy, but absolutley blasphemy.
They handed me a mini bible, I said "Thank you! I needed a snack!" and proceded to eat the fist couple of pages, and as the guy looked in horror at me, my freind chimed in "not only is the word of god in him, its gonna pass through him later tonight!"
Ahh, it might not carry the thrill of some others, but as far as church types go, it's siiiiiiiinful.
fun day.

[Sehson]

Gee... that was probly like the time in vancouver, BC where the cops asked me to move along....

I setup on an opposite street corner from a street corner preacher, preaching the end of the world and all, And I was preaching the goodness of Oreos and carbonated beverage. Even passing communion with said oreos and Mt Dew..

The crowd that had gathered were amused and I wasn't breaking the law since I wasn't pan-handling... Hell the cops thought it was funny, they just didn't want to deal with the zealot across the street as he was getting so worked up they were sure he was going to blow a gasket.

Those RCMP guys are rather nice...:dgrin:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Van? They have city cops for Vancouver proper, but 'Vancouver' is a big area, so it may have been the RCs. One of my buddies is an RCMP in Surrey at the moment (ROUGH beat).

I find in general that city cops here are less likely to get worked up about minor issues than the RCMP are, mostly because they have REAL crimes to deal with. But in Vancouver, you could pretty much smoke a joint on the street and the cops would probably just tell you to butt it out.

Actually, there's probably stiffer penalties for smoking a cigarette in Vancouver. "Hey, is that tobacco? Book 'im, Lou!" :lol:

[Sehson]

Eh it was a bunch of years ago....

It might have been city cops, they were cool either way...

[Gorbash]

OH MY GOD ITS GENMA!
sorry, had to say it, been itchin in my brain since I got here.......

[Sehson]

Eh I get that alot once people figure out where my AV is from..:dp:

[Gorbash]

Yah, I spotted it immediatley, but I had no excuse for saying it, but then I just did it out of randomness.... I do that sometimes.
Anyways, woot for Ranma, I have the whole series :D