Hello!

[Gorbash]

loud and obnoxious greetings to all within earshot.
So, I have been reading the comic a loooong time and all of a sudden I realized other weird people like me might be lurking around the forums connected with this funny funny thing thats totally not satanic porn.
So.... am I right?
Anyways, ask questions, throw things, and try not to look to much like a small merchant ship with a full load of goods and light defenses.... I need money and raiding on the high seas isn't just for pirates..... unless you consider Vikings to be a form of pirate o.0
Hmmm...... thats a thinker..... are vikings pirates?
Anywho, I ramble, look out, it happens alot.... and I bite, but only in the freindly way... well, freindly to people who appreciate a good tooth hug hello.
What was I doing again? Something about an introduction... I forgot, oh well, I leave it to the reply's to bring some semblance of direction to this thread now, have at it!

[Crazeyal]

yeah..

He'll fit in here..

Oh yeah.. and..

POUNCE
THE NEWBIE!!!

[Mike Taylor]

Welcome, Gorbash. Well, now we have a Viking to add to our merry pirate crew.

[UberFische]

*summons his bears for a newbie dog pile*
*CRASH!*

[Gorbash]

YARR! can beat a welcome involving puncing and being burried under a pile of people and animals, funny thing though, thats the second time this week alone.
Well, I have chocolate, Dr. Pepper, and enough ciggrettes to last me, I think I shall spend my day off here at my computer and pop in to this place a few times :D
So yes, I am come to stay.
new forum with fellow abnormals, weeeee.
Must go pester Jennie at a con now just to complete the freak fan initiation!
I promise to bring booze and sugar, possibly both in same container.

[Crazeyal]

Close to Atlanta? We are gonna kidnap her for vittles!

[Gorbash]

Damn! I cant make it into Atlanta :(
Ah well, I shall attempt to get to next one... hmm.... when will Devils Panties booth be in california for a con here next? Its close and Im poor!

[garfalk]

a viking from california?
thats not odd.

welcome!
i don't pounce, but do hump the air.

[Gorbash]

You want odd? I'm a SoCal Viking, I live in a valley instead of on the ocean and I take Kenpo classes, even though they wont let me use my own weapons during training -_-
So Im all full of contradiction and such, but the school bus with sheilds out the windows makes a decent vessal for raiding those damn SCA people, but I think they might be onto us now, they all run off whenever a schoolbus drives by when theyre doing there thing.....
Wait, what was I talking about again?

[meghasissues]

*pounces newbie and steals chocolate*

[Crazeyal]

when will Devils Panties booth be in california for a con here next? Its close and Im poor!http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/conventions.htm

[Gorbash]

Ok, first thing, NOOO! MY CHOCOLATE! *smack smack smack smack*
And second, thank you for the link to schedule im to dumb to find things sometimes.

[Crazeyal]

Meh.. De nada..

It's the intranets... Information overload HAPPENS..

[Gorbash]

Yah, and my mental cache fills before I get past my homepage, to much anime and roleplaying loads my brain up to capacity.

[meghasissues]

but but but i want chocolate *sad kitten face*

[Crazeyal]

*I'll have chocolate fer you ladies at DC.. K?

[Gorbash]

Well I might be convinced to share some of my chocolate, but I'm gonna need something in compensation, what am I getting out of this deal?

[reo01]

Gidday Gorbash!
*Semi-newbie pounces newbie*

[toreador]

*suprise pounce attack* hi!!

[Death Dragon2]

*Pounces everyone but Al- That Trident hurts if it hits a sensitive part- In Full Dragon Form*

[Jay]

Launches Ground-to-Pounce-the-Newbie Missile from comfort of desk

[Leffy]

*takes time to pounce Gorbash... and filch the ciggies*

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

and don't lookit me like that. i'm broke and in need of a fix. i may be quitting but i can't quit THAT easy.

[Mike Taylor]

*takes time to pounce Gorbash... and filch the ciggies*

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

and don't lookit me like that. i'm broke and in need of a fix. i may be quitting but i can't quit THAT easy.

:nono: No ciggies! *Swats ciggies away. Hands them back to Gorbash.*

Here, this tastes much better...

*Gives Leffy big honkin' Ghirardelli chocolate bar.*

[Ruestir]

*Gives Leffy big honkin' ....*

Man I'm glad you finished that sentence.

[jimbo]

Damn! I cant make it into Atlanta :(
Ah well, I shall attempt to get to next one... hmm.... when will Devils Panties booth be in california for a con here next? Its close and Im poor!

Sadly, you missed the most recent by a few weeks. DP was just in San Diego for her yearly Cal trip.

[Gorbash]

Good lord Im under a dogpile here.
I must find a sharp pointy stick to defend my self with lest I be suffocated!

[Crazeyal]

HEY!!

That is NOT a stick...

either leggo or get some HAND LOTION.. sheesh!

[Death Dragon2]

*Lifts my 140ft long body off the pile*

[Gorbash]

Damn, hand full of flesh and a 140 feet of body on me......... I'm having flashbacks to last saturdays roleplaing game.... lots of fun, and many red faces. I love being me ^_^

[Crazeyal]

*Lifts my 140ft long body off the pile**sticks Rust monster onto DD's unmentionables*

:dgrin:

[Death Dragon2]

Ow. *Casts Anti-Tetanus on self*

[garfalk]

i live in a socal valley too.

your valley better not invade my valley. 'less its the same valley.

[Gorbash]

Depends on the valley, mines Hemet/ San Jacinto, if yours is nearby, worry not, it is to lame to do an invasion, but I might raid yours occasionally if it's close, strictly rouge you understand, I can't go affiliating my raiding with this horrid little place, or I might get a bad nam... wiat..... going Ah-Viking tends to destroy the name, but wait, no, this crappy place would make me look like a sissy! So it still applies, I dont want to live here anymore, can I come move in with one of you? anywhere but here!

[Leffy]

*munches on the choccie but pouts* its just not the same. i'm getting shakey pissy and NOT like me. i've had to hide myself and leave harli with daddy for hours on end just so i don't yell at her over the stupidest shit.