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Pirate Bear
08-27-2007, 07:31 PM
Maybe put a Xbox 360 in the back with a big screen TV and just drive around to all the high schools. :jbdevil:

Compton
08-27-2007, 07:36 PM
She's cute enough she could get them without the electronic enticements. I mean really how much convincing does it take on a teenage boy?

Mike Taylor
08-27-2007, 07:45 PM
She's cute enough she could get them without the electronic enticements. I mean really how much convincing does it take on a teenage boy?

Depends. Some of them can be pretty thick upstairs.

Pirate Bear
08-27-2007, 07:48 PM
She's cute enough she could get them without the electronic enticements. I mean really how much convincing does it take on a teenage boy?

Too true, too true.

But as Jennie might say: "Where's the fun in that?"

As we've seen in some of her comics, the hunt is just as important to her. :D

Leffy
08-27-2007, 08:46 PM
the hunt is the most fun out of the whole fuss!

toreador
08-27-2007, 08:50 PM
i may not be teenage anymore but i think i speak for all guys in genral saying jennie is very cute! ;) besides some guys dont like getting hunted but others love it

Seolta
08-28-2007, 12:19 AM
Depends. Some of them can be pretty thick upstairs.

Two words: "Look! Boobies!"

toreador
08-28-2007, 04:23 AM
lol enough to get anyone to turn there heads :rolleyes: but if your aiming for comic lovers too, do it in the middle of a convention and say "look boobies...and free comics!" then EVERYONE there would be flocking;)

Pirate Bear
08-28-2007, 06:03 AM
With apologies to Jennie...


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/BDDark/VAN.jpg


Despite the joking, we know she's much more responsible than that. hehe.

Little Crow
08-28-2007, 06:25 AM
Wrong. On soooo many levels.


But funny.:dgrin:

Gorbash
08-28-2007, 06:28 AM
Wrong. On soooo many levels.
But funny.:dgrin:
Yes, completley wrong, Jennie would have candy and booze to!

Compton
08-28-2007, 12:10 PM
And we'd never let her use a deathtrap van like that anyway. ;) She'd get tetnis from a rugburns in that thing.

(But I must confess, I'd be sorely tempted to shave and act like a highschool kid if it got me invited into that van)

Mike Taylor
08-28-2007, 12:27 PM
lol enough to get anyone to turn there heads :rolleyes: but if your aiming for comic lovers too, do it in the middle of a convention and say "look boobies...and free comics!" then EVERYONE there would be flocking;)

I think Jennie tried that a few years ago at a con. Well, the "Look! BOOBIES!" part anyway. :lol:

toreador
08-29-2007, 12:31 AM
lol works ether way! has the same effect in genral and it helps that jennies dame hot!:D

Crazeyal
08-29-2007, 12:34 AM
Now now...

No creeping the Jenster out before a public appearance...

That's my job...

Pirate Bear
08-29-2007, 03:45 AM
I think Jennie tried that a few years ago at a con. Well, the "Look! BOOBIES!" part anyway.

I believe she did. hehe.

In fact, that line works in ALL situations.

- Selling comics, or cars, or cigarettes, etc.
- distracting the cops
- faking out an enemy so you can escape
- stopping wars
- getting out of a speeding ticket
- and much, much, more. :D


Yes, completley wrong, Jennie would have candy and booze to!

I should have added some liquor bottles, too. The candy I had thought about, but decided against it. Even though I knew all of you would know it was a joke, I just couldn't shake the creepiness factor of adding candy. LOL


And we'd never let her use a deathtrap van like that anyway. ;) She'd get tetnis from a rugburns in that thing.

Ah, but the joke doesn't work in a clean, new van. Hehehe. It has to be a creepy, predator van. :D (oddly enough, that van in the picture was clean and spotless and more to Compton's standards. :D It was the best pic I could find of a van's side door open. I had to dirty the van up so that it looked suspicious. Didn't do a very good job. You can see the repetitive patterns of the brush.)


Wrong. On soooo many levels.

Yet, so many kinds of right. :dgrin:


No, no, no. It's wrong. Wrong! :jbangel:

Eskimo_Nell
08-29-2007, 06:32 PM
Now now...

No creeping the Jenster out before a public appearance...

That's my job...

"Jenster"?

Hipsters - hug closely to the hips
Roadsters - hug closely to the road
Jenster - that would be Will then, or a drooling fanboy?

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