So...

[Seolta]

was anyone else amused by the Terms of Agreement?:rolleyes:

No lewd comments, no talk of a sexual nature, no swearing, no rough-housing, etc...

Are we sure this is the right forum?

[Death Dragon2]

Aww... Why did they change? No more Orgy thread, etc. T_T

[Tanukitsune]

People are going to go berserk! :p

[Rapscallion]

That's just standard text. Going to work on the finer details shortly.

Rapscallion

[kitty!]

So we can still be us?

Sweet.

[kitty!]

Also: Now we have to start from scratch.

this is intimidating!

[Seolta]

Also: Now we have to start from scratch.

this is intimidating!

Eh...stick around long enough, you get used to it...I think this is the third complete startover/overhaul since I originally joined.

[Rapscallion]

The only difference is that this was planned (but it still didn't work).

The benefits of this new software, though, include many more user features, such as being able to upload files as attachments, ability to ignore people, and I'll play with the other settings later.

Rapscallion

[Death Dragon2]

w00t!!! Party over there!!!! *points*

[Compton]

I didn't read them. A crowd like this? Like anyone is going to pay any attention. Its all about the unspoken laws of civility towards one another, not socially acceptable conversations.

[Rapscallion]

I changed them today to "respect fellow forumers" - seems to be all we need.

Rapscallion

[jimbo]

So we can still be us?

Sweet.

No, you can no longer be Kitty. Now, you are a middle-aged housewife living outside of Reeser, Montana. You have five kids and a drunken husband. You fight on weekends for fun and love your bowling league.

[kitty!]

No, you can no longer be Kitty. Now, you are a middle-aged housewife living outside of Reeser, Montana. You have five kids and a drunken husband. You fight on weekends for fun and love your bowling league.
haw haw haw. You are HILARIOUS jimbo.

And you no longer Jimbo! You are now a prepubescent boy who was raised in a very religious household and his idea of rebelling is surfing the net at the library and chatting on this forum!

[Mike Taylor]

Good to see we have no problem exporting the weirdness. :)

[Crazeyal]

That's okay.. It's still good to be.. ME!

[Leffy]

why do i feel the need to defend my love of bowling.....

[Compton]

We know you just like big balls in your hands. ;)

[Wayne]

I was suppose to actually read the "tearms of agreement"? Oops.

[Sehson]

I'm still minor evil.....


Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[toreador]

you actuey read em? i just clicked and skip :p

[Shryke]

does this mean we can all spend time in a giant puppy pile finding new and interesting things to do with our tongues?

[Plunder Down-Under]

As long as all involved consent, yes.

[Wayne]

And are polite to each other.

[Death Dragon2]

What is considered impolite when it comes to tongues in a puppy pile?

[Crazeyal]

Stitches

[garfalk]

stitches? i don't see that...
but yes, it is intimidiating... now i have to work upwards of
3000 again.


and i think this is numbah 3

[Wayne]

What is considered impolite when it comes to tongues in a puppy pile?

Around here, not much. :al:

[kitty!]

Around here, not much. :al:

Around here, not using your tongue!

[Wayne]

Around here, not using your tongue!

Must remember, when near Kitty, keep tounge in check.

[kitty!]

Must remember, when near Kitty, keep tounge in check.

C'est what?

[Mike Taylor]

C'est what?

You're not quite of age and some of us are deathly afraid of angry dads with shotguns.:eek:

[kitty!]

You're not quite of age and some of us are deathly afraid of angry dads with shotguns.:eek:

according to this site: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

I'm of age of consent in pretty much all states. And pretty damn close for the UK as well.

[Wayne]

according to this site: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

I'm of age of consent in pretty much all states. And pretty damn close for the UK as well.

And I thought that we would have a few more years before we would have to sit and have this conversation.....

You see when a man and a woman really love each other......

[Mike Taylor]

according to this site: http://www.coolnurse.com/consent.htm

I'm of age of consent in pretty much all states. And pretty damn close for the UK as well.

That won't stop the angry dad with the shotgun. :eek:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Heck in South Carolina you've been past the age of consent for a couple years now. 14 for Females.

[Wayne]

That won't stop the angry dad with the shotgun. :eek:

Reminds me of the country song "What was I thinkin'" by Dierks Bentley

[Shryke]

Oui! no tongue for kitty! no tongue for jailbait! Back to the convent for you!

[UberFische]

Heck in South Carolina you've been past the age of consent for a couple years now. 14 for Females.

wow... way to go South Carolina, Japanese men must flock there in droves

[Seolta]

wow... way to go South Carolina, Japanese men must flock there in droves

...not really...which is just as well, since if they did one of my friends would never be able to speak(has a major thing for Japanese men, and gets incredibly tongue-tied around anyone she's attracted to).

[Mike Taylor]

wow... way to go South Carolina, Japanese men must flock there in droves

Georgia was 14 for a while, but they bumped it up to 16 a few years back.

[Sehson]

well here's the thing....

reguardless of what that says is age of consent... until both parties are over 18. If someone makes a stink its still illegal unless someone is very rich... (See Michael Jackson.) Because well stuffy old judges and lawyers like traditional family values only slightly less then they like $$$$$$$

[greyloch]

Usually it's a 4-year age difference that's the threshold. If one party is 16 and the other is over 18, the parents can raise a stink but not much is really going to happen (unless the folks are rich/have influence). :p

In Maryland, the age of consent is 16, but see the above comment. Could be worse, if you're a female under the age of 18 being barefoot in the back seat of a car is legally an orgy. :d8o:

I used to be a criminal justice major so this stuff's always been of interest to me.

[Crazeyal]

Wow..

My orgy count just shot WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up!!!:al:

[Mike Taylor]

Heh. One of the old Georgia "blue laws" said that eight people barefoot in the same room constituted an orgy.

[Leffy]

i always heard it was five people, and it also extended to a minimum of three women with bare knees....

[Plunder Down-Under]

I hope they use protection. Socks on or you get out!

[Mike Taylor]

i always heard it was five people, and it also extended to a minimum of three women with bare knees....

might have been five. I just remember laughing at that while my gaming group was having a late night dinner at Shoney's.

[Maz]

Am pretty sure that in the UK if either party is under 18 then the parents can press charges of assault. And if both parties are under 18 then it's the guy who gets done for it.


... aparently, it is also illegal to carry straw on the back of your cart too, :cool:

[Plunder Down-Under]

This is the age of Gender Equality! But when under age sex is involved the Man is the villain.

[Compton]

Am pretty sure that in the UK if either party is under 18 then the parents can press charges of assault. And if both parties are under 18 then it's the guy who gets done for it.


... aparently, it is also illegal to carry straw on the back of your cart too, :cool:

I find this amusing as its legal for a British girl to model topless and do soft core when they turn 16

[Maz]

From 16-18 everything in the UK is about Parental Consent, well, just about everything. You can smoke and play the lottery to your hearts content.

[Mike Taylor]

This is the age of Gender Equality! But when under age sex is involved the Man is the villain.

Not so much any more. We've had a few women go to jail stateside for having sex with underaged boys. Its always big news when it happens, too.

[Wayne]

Heh. One of the old Georgia "blue laws" said that eight people barefoot in the same room constituted an orgy.

Back home in Flint there is a law that says that 3 or more women (not family members) can not live in the same house. If they do then that is a considered a House of Ill Repute.

[Sehson]

yea we have a few of them stupid laws on the books all over the state:dmad:

[Death Dragon2]

In NYC it is illegal to walk your elephant on the sidewalk.
In San Diego it is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yah, we have a NEW law against spitting. $200 fine...

No more urinating in public, either. D'oh!

[Leffy]

that would suck if they included public restrooms...

[Mike Taylor]

In San Diego it is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.

That's actually an intelligent law. It has to do with public health and safety. The last thing I want to do is slip on somebody's mucus when I'm walking down the street. Think of the germs in people's mouths, too.

[Plunder Down-Under]

And 80% of them arent on your teeth! Ah colgate, your ad's have taught me much in the way of mouthcare.

[Big Otis Landfish]

That's actually an intelligent law. It has to do with public health and safety. The last thing I want to do is slip on somebody's mucus when I'm walking down the street. Think of the germs in people's mouths, too.

In Calgary it was put explicitly in place to harass the homeless, I think (several others such as the urination and sleeping on benches came in at the same time).

Good thing they didn't ban public defecation! :dgrin: