Jennie, I Have Proof YOU Can Melt Brains....

[Mike Taylor]

... right now, a friend of mine is running around a chatroom naked except for a Darth Vader helmet, Batman utility belt, and flaming boots.

On top of that, he is yelling "I'm a pretty, pretty princess!!!"

Evil woman....

[toreador]

good god! give him a kilt man :p

[Mike Taylor]

A demented ninja in a kilt... when he comes to, he's probably gonna flip out and cut off some heads or commit seppuku. Possibly both.

[Kuseru]

I'm A Pretty, Pretty Princess!

[Mike Taylor]

Oh how the mighty ninja has fallen!

[Kuseru]

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[toreador]

what did he say? :confused: at any rate this should proberbly be in the off topics not that im complaining lol

[Pirate Bear]

How can he be running around a chatroom? :p


But, you know, I kind of understand the feeling. I'm honestly looking for an opportunity to say "I'm a pretty, pretty princess." But I'll be more modest, and will be wearing something decent. Not a Darth Vader outfit, like in the comic, mind you. Maybe something more sinister.

Death.

There ya go. Imagine the Grim Reaper, looking all dark and imposing, walking up to Jennie Breeden at a convention:

DEATH (deep, deathly voice): "Jennie Breeden? I'm...a pretty, pretty princess."


Get your friend some help, mate. If a woman can bewitch him over the internet, he'd better stay away from night clubs and stripper bars for awhile. :D

[Little Crow]

Heh. Someone needs to do the "Not So Grim Reaper" in pink robes with a nice pink bow tied around the scythe. To go with the Hello Vader, or whatever it is.

[toreador]

hehe hippy death now that would be fun to see, with a flower neckless and rainbow dyed robes with the peace sign painted on his scyth :P

[Plunder Down-Under]

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Wait Ive heard that before... In a war poem

"How glorious it is to die for ones country"

The poem was being Ironic.

[Shryke]

dulce et decorum pro patria mori, is an excellent line for a hero to use before killing the bad guy.

I want to know the translation to "it is good and decent that I make you die for your country". It would make a good t-shirt, or to inscribe on a rifle.

[RazorJAK]

On the rifle note.

It's not the bullets with your name on it that you should worry about. It's the ones addressed "To Whom it may concern"

[Shryke]

occupant? Resident? concerned citizen?

[Big Otis Landfish]

hehe hippy death now that would be fun to see, with a flower neckless and rainbow dyed robes with the peace sign painted on his scyth :P

Wasn't he in that one hippie band.... hmm... what were they called again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NEE8oURdM0

[Kamn]

The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the bastard on the other side die for his!
-Patton (I think)

Hippie death? Death doesnt give a damned about anything, about abortion, about drugs, alcohol, about ribbons or nutjobs. She just kils you, maybe takes your soul and thats it. Honestly, I think it needs a few helpers, with so many people dying all the time over the world...:cry:

[Ruestir]

On the rifle note.

It's not the bullets with your name on it that you should worry about. It's the ones addressed "To Whom it may concern"

or "occupant".

[xlr82xs]

On the rifle note.

It's not the bullets with your name on it that you should worry about. It's the ones addressed "To Whom it may concern"

"Dear occupant, you may already be a winner" ? ;)

[sableagle]

I thought Vader should say: "You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a pretty, pretty princess. Take her away! My room's 218."

The Latin bit, dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, means "it is sweet and glorious to die for one's country", or sweet and something else good, anyway.

It was the last line of a poem, and the first half was the title of it. It was written about WWI and addressed, in the ending, to recruiters and anyone urging young men to join up.

Wilfred Owen

Dulce Et Decorum Est

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

[sableagle]

Death doesnt give a damned about anything ... She just kils you, maybe takes your soul ...Your soul, or your body?

[toreador]

remind me once i die to sign up for a job as death :dgrin: best.job.ever! lol

[Kamn]

Taking the job of death. Would that include changing your mentality from a human point-o'-view to a construct point-o'-view? If not, I pitty you fool! If yes, I pitty you fool! Humans get bored of stuff in 1 day to 50 years at maximum. Can you imagine how bored you would be after doing the same thing for 5000 years?

If you become a construct, you still ahve your soul, but it would be the same as if you didnt have it. Slightly better off for yourself, but a waste of a good reincarnatible soul...

[toreador]

ahh and here is where we differ my friend i dont belive in reincarnation :p so a chance to preserve my soul for all time would be welcomed and if i get board i would think up more elaberate and stupid ways of killing people

[Kamn]

...if i get board i would think up more elaberate and stupid ways of killing people

There are only so many ways you can kill people and still find it amuzing. But, meh, its your life. Ill be happy when Im gone, to stay gone.

[greyloch]

Heh. Someone needs to do the "Not So Grim Reaper" in pink robes with a nice pink bow tied around the scythe. To go with the Hello Vader, or whatever it is.

*sound of synapeses firing*

Oooo-ooo, I may have to do that. I'll give you credit if I ever do that costume. :dgrin: