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Crazeyal
09-05-2007, 02:30 AM
Wow...

LOTS of mixed emotions on this one...

First and foremost.. It's DRAGONCON!!!! Just the excitement leading up to it made the weekend special. I had to log in about 40 - 50 hours trying to learn how to sew, getting ready for the Pirate Party. Knowing my work schedule, I spent months getting my incompetent management ready for my whopping ONE DAY OFF :rolleyes: Next year I am taking the Thursday beforehand and the Tuesday afterwords off. I am friggen DYIN here...

zzzzzzz

Hoookay..

After a 4 hour and a half hour drive, we arrived at a friend of a friend's house Thursday night. Seeing as it was after 9, going to the con and attempting to obtain badges was pointless. So... we hit the hot tub and soaked until wrinkly!!! :jbangel:

Friday Morning:

The Marriott was undergoing MAJOR construction, and it had an immediate affect on the con and our actions. I had booked the Hilton because they traditionally held the gaming there. Seeing as I and my wife had primarily gone for the gaming, we just had to brave the crowds that little bit less..

Nothing to do but keep moving and dealing with it. Complaining would NOT affect the 12 foot walls erected to shield the general public, nor unblock the escalators that made a trip through the Marriott a #$%&!ing NIGHTMARE!! The emergency stairs that the general public had to use were designed for midgets and contortionists. God help anyone in stilts or some wild costume.

Registration was packed, even worse than usual. Pre-registration only helped a little bit, as they were short on people to man the desks. The pre-reg line was broken up into alphabetical last names, but there was a few gaps in the seats. The poor volunteers had to keep hopping from one chair to another, draining the line as best they could. NOT a good omen.

The wife and I had wanted to introduce our 18 year old niece to some convention gaming, but with traffic and the 1 hour + wait at registration, we missed the first session. (*I* wanted to get up at 7 am.. but noooooooooo:lol:) We went to gaming registration (a pointless affair for a few hours, but not for the rest of the day!)

Walking through the Atlanta streets was .. disheartening... The construction had taken a toll on the streets below.. want the maintenance of the area was.. lacking... It just smelled and looked BAD!!! I could understand the unswept trash AFTER the con.. but BEFORE??? The entire sidewalk was just.. unkempt. Being from NYC, I am hardly someone to worry about dirty sidewalks.. but it had been so nice in earlier years... I guess the spillover from the construction just made them say "the HELL with it!!!" 1 hour into a con and garbage/bad smells??? Bad omen # 2!!!!

The hotel was not ready to check us in, but they had taken our luggage and checked it. This was MUCH appreciated, as I didn't have to lug crap up the passenger elevators. After I checked in, the luggage (complete with weapons, costumes, computers and various illegal experiments...) was simply carted straight into our room! No muss, no fuss, and a tip GLADLY given!!!

I met with the Jenster briefly, bought a trinket or two, and did a quick run-through on all three hotels. The Hilton was a surprising fit for the Dealer's room. The area that normally housed the gaming area was expansive enough to let the dealers breathe and the crowds move. I caught a LITTLE bit of
"groan and wait" on some of the more popular booths, but the size, variety, and stock of the dealers and Exhibitors at the Hilton just blew me away!

Again, I missed the games I wanted to play in, and needed something to do. I found it in the Computer gaming area. DC has ALWAYS had an impressive setup as far as gaming went, and this time they had some REALLY nice swag for prizes. The comps were pretty high tech and the games were both current and old school (Brood war tourney anyone??) Shoveled money that way... but enjoyed every minute!

I played in my annual Formula De tournament (for those not in the know, Formula De is a French board game that simulates formula car racing. Tis fun!) As my luck is either in or out completely, I died in a flash of fuel and fire and failed to finish the race. Ah well...

To cap off the night, I tried to find hide or hair of RazorJAK, to no avail. The cellular service either didn't work, or he didn't answer. I'm actually leaning to-wards the first, as it was HELL trying to get a call out that night! I actually called it a night early and got some much needed rest.

To be continued

Crazeyal
09-05-2007, 06:36 PM
Saturday:

As anyone who's seen my DC pics, I just LOOOOVE the parade! Too bad I $@#@#ING MISSED IT!!!:dmad:

Last year I was just "in the zone" I had gotten up at 7:30 to fix my makeup, and WHAM!!! 15 minutes later.. DONE!! My wife DEMANDED that I not repeat the same act, as I woke her up. Of course it figures that I have application problems, costume problems, and every OTHER BS nit picking stupid distraction happen. oops.. 10:30!!!!:d8o:

Cue the tumbleweeds

Fortunately the wife took tons of pictures. No-one to blame but myself. I shrugged it off and went to try and find a game. The site's pre-registration service was wacky beyond belief this year. Everything I wanted to sign up for was not up until a few weeks before the con, and then WHAMMO all gone...:d(: I grabbed my niece and figured we'd give it a try anyway. There was a GURPS superhero module that I'd played before, the GM wrote it himself, and I figured "whaddahell!"

1 other person showed up. Great? WRONG!!! The module was based around having at least 4 people, and was more mystery than superhero. My poor niece had her head on the table in boredom after the 1st hour of stalled guesswork. The GM was used to having 4 - 6 people tripping over themselves and getting into trouble. He kept me as a single player until I found and revived the other players in-character. He refused to do ANYTHING to speed game play up. All I could do was apologize and try and get us killed off quick. An hour later we died in a nuclear explosion. :rolleyes:

I tried my hand at some Digital gaming, namely the Unreal 2007 Tourney. If you want to be reminded JUST how old you are, get into a virtual fight with teenagers...:cry: I haven't died that much since NERO!!!:cry:

I decided to honor one of my promises and fetch teh poor chained-to-the-table webcomic artist some food. I'll let the Jenster tell you about THAT one... (One hint.. I wuz eeeeevilllll) After Jennie got done calling me "...just plain EVIL" (She miss a meeting or something???) Jennie asked me if anyone was going to be meeting for dinner. I told her there had been musings about it, but no-one else would commit to any times, dates or even which FOOD... so I didn't think it was gonna happen.. (turns out I was right.. ya lazy cretins ya!!!)

It was family time, as we all met up at the Hyatte for the Mythbusters. Getting my Niece into the auditorium was a combination of threats, pleads and phone tag. I also had to do some funky maneuvering to both find a seat AND sit down, as I was in full costume at this point, and the wings don't lend themselves to straight back chairs.

The Myth buster build team was fantastic as always. They immediately started taking questions from the audience, and aside from few repeated questions (and "same old-same old" topics) the topics covered were fun! I even got a question out about the retired police and FBI officers they use as "experts". All of them seemed a SLIGHT bit surprised to be being asked questions from [start Church Lady voice] "SATAN" ??[/Church Lady voice]

The wife later got their autographs (which, I am being TOLD, are getting framed!)

After milling about for a while, I tried JAK. To my surprise, I actually GOT him! He was in the Hilton, just 7 floors below me. Anyone who's stayed on-site knows that he may have well of been calling me from JERSEY, considering how long it would take me to get an elevator at 5:30 in the afternoon on a Saturday!!

Crazeyal
09-05-2007, 06:37 PM
I did the smart thing and just took the stairs! They ACTUALLY weren't sticky!!!(Historically you took your life in your hands if you took ANY of the staircases. Since the Marriott had such massive construction, they must've gotten out a mop or something)Fifteen - thirty knocks at the door later.. TADAAAAA

Moo (Webcomic artist (http://moo.autumn-fading.net/)) Jamie (god I hope her name was Jamie.. I'm bad with names!! I got it off the comic!!) and RazorJAK were sitting in what was FORMERLY a hotel room. I asked about the confetti on the floor, and they mentioned something about a Lemming coming in and exploding on them...:sick:

I got booze poured down my throat shortly after that...

I had made a mistake Friday, and not signed up as a contestant for the Brit Track's "Who's line is it anyway". But that happened last year, and I got in. I had talked to the people running the event on-line, and they WANTED me as a contestant. Said goodbye to JAK and the others, and RAN to the Hyatte... Only to see a closed door and a penciled in sign saying "full"...

Half hour early just was NOT good enough...

That would become a running theme for the night.

I called the OTHER phone # I'd gotten from on-line, Leah from Customerssuck!.com. She knew the guy playing Buddy Christ, and her costume this year was going to be Allanis Morrisette's God! Me, being my traditionally devilish self, just HAD to get a picture with them! Leah, answered my call, but was depressed and deciding not to come out. She said she had RUINED her costume and just wanted to "stay in".

Now any of you who have listened to me for more than five seconds think I'm gonna let someone sit around and MOPE at DRAGONCON?!?!?

Buddy Christ is kinda easy to find... He's the only cosplayer in NEON!!!:king:

After some coaching from both of us, she met us outside the Marriot, and all three of us got INUNDATED with picture requests. (I'm a ham.. sue me!!!)

The "ruined" part? She popped a seam on the back of her dress that covered 1/4 inch...

:rolleyes:

Women... :lol:

Of course.. with me being the ham I am.. I FORGOT to take a $#$#ing picture for ME!!!!:facepalm: We kept looking around for a room party, but even BC couldn't find one!!!:EJD:



So.. I missed one of my objectives and reasons for going to DC in the first place.. but I had some fun, and I got to show off. Sunday HAD to be better!

To be continued

Crazeyal
09-05-2007, 10:34 PM
Pictures are up!!!


Dragoncon Hallway 2007 (http://s187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/)

Dragoncon 2007 Music (http://s187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Music/)

Dragoncon 2007 Parade (http://s187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%20Parade%202007/)

Goltotoo
09-05-2007, 11:17 PM
Pictures are up!!!
Yay!

Seolta
09-06-2007, 12:14 AM
(turns out I was right.. ya lazy cretins ya!!!)

I tried! Couldn't get online again after a short stretch on Friday, so we headed for under-the-stairs at the Mariott and hung around for a bit starting just before 7pm on Saturday. We were actually on the way over there when the boyperson said he'd spotted you by the Hilton elevators, waiting in the lobby.

Crazeyal
09-06-2007, 12:31 AM
Well hey.. anyone who pm'ed me about meeting, got my personal phone #. I said when and where. Jennie even asked me about the thread with people talking about dinner. I was the only one even making suggestions, but got no replies.

Hey.. it's in the past.

DC itself was a bit of a letdown. BUT... it's either give up, whine and do nothing, or DO something about it. I haven't gotten to the debacle of sunday in the Con Report yet. But I REFUSE to let it end with that.

A) I'm volunteering next year.
B) We are making a DEFINATE time and place next year, so there will be only shows and no-shows.

I haven't made this public in a while, but I'm actually banned from a specific Jersey convention for speaking my mind about the suckiness of the con staff. I was right, but they had one point. I had stopped volunteering for them years before.

I love DC and even with it's problems, I am going back next year. The only thing is.. am I going to be part of the problems, or the solutions? I'm gonna try my damndest to be part of the solutions!

Sarck
09-06-2007, 01:26 AM
I think I saw Crazeyal, but that's about it. I did get a signed copy of one of Jen's books and chatted with her for a bit though! Here's a few pics of me and the guys in uniform:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/Sarck/P9010200.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/Sarck/P9010198.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/Sarck/P9010197.jpg

and a rather blurry one of us all together:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/Sarck/P9010195.jpg

I have more of the con, but I've yet to upload them since photobucket takes SO LONG ><

I'll talk of the actual experience (Free Energy Drinks In The Con Suite!) later, when I've collected a few more anecdotes from my friends.

Mike Taylor
09-06-2007, 01:37 AM
Nice makeup work with the Terminator kit, Sarck. The paint job on the Nerf pistol looks pretty good in the photo, too. Beyond that, ye gods, yer a wee kid! Ya make me feel old!

Sarck
09-06-2007, 01:43 AM
I think I'll take a good pic of the lasguns we made later as well, but yeah, the nerf pistol got laughs and, in some cases, applause. As the Commissar, I got the most pictures taken of me, but something makes me think that the con people that took pictures of us were far better at taking pictures than we were.

And yes, making people feel old is what I do! It's my duty!

Crazeyal
09-06-2007, 02:10 AM
I'm in agreement! Nice Terminator makeup!

Crazeyal
09-06-2007, 02:13 AM
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/Dragoncon20070043.jpgMe and Barf!

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/2007_0903house0311.jpgMe and Megs

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/Dragoncon20070089.jpgMe and Moo

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/Dragoncon20070100.jpgMe and ???

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/Dragoncon%202007%20Hallway/Dragoncon20070102.jpgBarbosa and a SLIGHT problem...

Big Otis Landfish
09-06-2007, 03:11 AM
I love DC and even with it's problems, I am going back next year. The only thing is.. am I going to be part of the problems, or the solutions? I'm gonna try my damndest to be part of the solutions!

Volunteering = good.

I volunteered for Reggae Fest here for the last couple of years, and it's a good way to be part of the action, plus (in most cases) participate for free. Signed up for 3 hours of setup, and did 9 instead (hey, the let us drive the golf cart, and we spent most of the time hauling beer to the VIP tent. :dgrin: ).

Then we went home, ate some dinner, liquored up, and hit the beer garden. ;)

Sarck
09-07-2007, 07:57 PM
I'm just sad no one from here was among the many con people who stopped us to get a picture. I wonder where those people put up their pictures, if they did...

Crazeyal
09-08-2007, 08:00 PM
weeeelp

I'm done.

I am not going to make a Sunday or Monday report... Because no-one really cares. Not even me.

The fact is... DragonCon is overcrowded. Things need to change in how it's run, or where the location is. Possibly both.

That being said, I am getting off my ass and volunteering next year. Can't complain about things and do nothing to change them... without being a hippocrite.

I didn't get to attend the things I wanted to attend.
I didn't get to see the people I wanted to see.

The best times that I had at the con, were reaching out and contacting people I liked, and just hanging out. My niece (who saw Rocky Horror dor the first time), Buddy Christ (who shared the feeling of being a friggen ROCKSTAR with the amount of pictures people took of us), and being nice to Jennie. (oh yeah.. and getting drunk with RazorJak)

Next year WILL be better. If I have any damn say in it, the CON will be better.

jimbo
09-09-2007, 12:40 AM
Not to put an end on it, but...
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joetheking/1339134754/

...seems to say it all.

Leffy
09-09-2007, 04:15 AM
Dude Dude Dude The Troma Dude!!!!

Mike Taylor
09-09-2007, 04:30 AM
Not to put an end on it, but...
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joetheking/1339134754/

...seems to say it all.

I'd like a bite of THAT apple!

sableagle
09-09-2007, 10:59 AM
Not to put an end on it, but...
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joetheking/1339134754/

...seems to say it all.She's wearing a wedding ring. You did see that, right?

Rapscallion
09-11-2007, 05:23 AM
She's wearing a wedding ring. You did see that, right?

See what?

Rapscallion

Crazeyal
09-11-2007, 05:42 AM
Pffft

Raps yer so old you probly didn't see the distraction either!!!

jimbo
09-11-2007, 05:25 PM
She's wearing a wedding ring. You did see that, right?

So am I. And...???

Drat-Drat
09-15-2007, 01:43 PM
I didn't see the ring until it was pointed out, personally. But, really..If you're going to show someone a picture of someone's ass, why would you pay attention to such mundane details as the person's hand...Unless of course they're doing something odd/bizarre with it.

Crazeyal
09-15-2007, 02:43 PM
uH.. it's DRAGONCON....

Bizarre *IS* the norm..