FLEM is a scary fanboy...

[Tanukitsune]

Apparently he really LIKES Jennie, maybe a little too much? (http://flem.keenspot.com/d/20070906.html)

He does know that Jennie has deadly Flame-Boot-Fu skills, right?:jbp:

[Plunder Down-Under]

If he is succesful he deserves the spoils. If.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

J Grant has been a scary individual for a long long time....

...and equally cool....

[Mike Taylor]

I dunno, it kinda reminds me of some of Jen's "captured celebrity" strips from years ago. I could see her doing a similar strip and all of us laughing ourselves silly over it.

[Pirate Bear]

So, add another name to the potential stalker list.

How many is that, now? Eight-hundred? Nine-hundred?

:dgrin:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....you're still counting by hundreds?

[meghasissues]

well he is right about jennie being a fox. anyone would be happy to have her living in their basement

[RazorJAK]

Grant is a scary fanboy?

Dammit! Next you'll be telling me that the sky is made of air and that rain is wet!

Guess I'm a tad immune to him after all these years.

[jameslgrant]

Guess I'm a tad immune to him after all these years.

Wait

What?

[RazorJAK]

"Just call me Chronos." Need I say anymore? :-)

[jameslgrant]

"Just call me Chronos." Need I say anymore? :-)

Ah ha!

I was just reading in the wrong context.

To all of Jennie's fans: hallo!

[RazorJAK]

And a big hello to you here.

BTW, I think Cavalorn (or his munchkin wife) told me to do this to you a few years ago.

* POUNCE *

* LICK *

Hullo, Sweetass!

[jameslgrant]

Jesus Plesus, how small is the interwebs?

[Leffy]

smaller every day

[jameslgrant]

Well, just so nobody gets in too much of a snit or anything, the comic I drew is just meant for laughs. Jen IS a stone fox, no doubts, and we got to party with her at Akon and relocate her table to our aisle, but I would never shackle her in the basement.

At least, not unless the opportunity really presented itself. And we all know she would never fall for the old "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform" bit that I usually resort to.

[RazorJAK]

Jesus Plesus, how small is the interwebs?

Hahahah, A couple in my Linkshell ( FFXI version of guild ) knows you from the nightclub days in DFW.

Too many single degrees of seperation.

I forget. Did you ever end up going to any Convergences, Danse Macabres or any of the other alt.gothic shindigs?

[jameslgrant]

Fuck goths. Whiny little shits.

Heh.

Nah, I used to go to the Endless Night halloween gigs in NOLA every year, but we haven't been able to go back since Katrina. Aside from that, my actual INVOLVEMENT in the goth scene has been limited to going to the nightclubs and, in my heyday, taking home drunk chicks in corsets or chain mail bikinis.

Of course, that leads to marrying them. And once you're married, what's the point of clubbing?

[RazorJAK]

Fuck goths.

We've both done a fair amount of that.

Whiny little shits.

Especially when you hit the wrong entry port.

Of course, that leads to marrying them. And once you're married, what's the point of clubbing?

Any port in a storm?

[jameslgrant]

As I'm sure many can tell you, my current wife kicks all kinds of ass, figuratively and literally. Our harbor is just fine.

[Rapscallion]

Welcome aboard! Been reading Flem for some years, which dates us both.

*sob*

I saw Jin Wicked draw you as if you were a normal human being with relatively normal cats. My childhood illusions were ... shattered.

Rapscallion

[Sehson]

My childhood illusions were ... shattered.

Rapscallion


That's when they're the most fun with all the sharp and jagged pieces to be stabby with....


Mwahahahahahahahahahaha

[jameslgrant]

Welcome aboard! Been reading Flem for some years, which dates us both.
Wow. Yes, it does. As of next year, I will have been doing this crap for a full decade. Yeeeeegh.

I saw Jin Wicked draw you as if you were a normal human being with relatively normal cats. My childhood illusions were ... shattered.

Jin is a wonderful gal and we love doing conventions with her, but she tends to draw EVERYONE, including herself, in that perky art style of hers. In reality, she's this smokin' sarcastic goth chica who can cut you to the quick with a single dose of sarcasm.
Secondly, I was looking a little normal this summer. That ended when I went back to shaving my head in August.

[Leffy]

.... next guy i meet that suddenly shears all those gorgeous locks off better keep his razor handy. cauze dammit if ya'll can go bald i damn well want to!

[jameslgrant]

Bald chicks get me wet.


Er, hot.

I meant hot.

[Crazeyal]

Bald chicks get me wet.
Only if you do it right...

[Death Dragon2]

Bald chicks get me wet.


Er, hot.

I meant hot.

Only if you do it right...
HAHA!:dgrin:

[Mike Taylor]

.... next guy i meet that suddenly shears all those gorgeous locks off better keep his razor handy. cauze dammit if ya'll can go bald i damn well want to!

Well, some of us don't exactly have a choice in the matter. Nature kinda decided for us. :|

[Leffy]

thats different. but everyone keeps getting hair cuts but as soon as i mention even trimming it so its all level again i practically get my ass kicked.

it is to my shoulders. this is not acceptable. the next attempt i make to cut it, if interfered, will result in a britney spears.

[RazorJAK]

if interfered, will result in a britney spears.

So you'll be flashing your cooter to the world?

[Leffy]

..... no. theres not enough alcohol in the world to make me go commando in a skirt. i'm too particular on the EVERYTHING-matches rule.

[jameslgrant]

Well, there goes MY dastardly plan.

[Leffy]

cmon. i may be a flirt and a ditz but i do have a level of class. small though it may be.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

..... no. theres not enough alcohol in the world to make me go commando in a skirt. i'm too particular on the EVERYTHING-matches rule.

So.... just need to find a dress that doesn't work with wearing a bra.... only way to match no bra is no panties.... or maybe a dress fabric that matches your hair color? :dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

That's okay ...

*I'll* still go commando ina skirt!!

:al:

[Leffy]

in a skirt the rule is the panties match the outfit :P not just the bra

[Crazeyal]

No problem.. Just wear a furry skirt!!!

:al:

[Leffy]

that wouldn't match :P again i apparently have more class then miss can't even pretend to wiggle

[Death Dragon2]

So you're saying you'd have to wear no skirt?

[Crazeyal]

*begins constructing clear skirt*



...


what??

[jameslgrant]

I propose a bubble wrap skirt!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Panties have to match outfit..... no outfit, no panties.... I'm okay with this... :al:

[jameslgrant]

All those in favor?

[RazorJAK]

AYE!

(muffled AYE originating from underneath the sporran)

There's two ayes.

[reo01]

All those in favor?
Hey, wait!
ZOMG you're one half of Two Lumps!!! Ohhh man I LOVE you guys!!!
*Pounces newbie, Snooch style*

[jameslgrant]

CURSES! MY BLOOD RUNS COLD! I HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED!
*flees*

[sableagle]

well he is right about jennie being a fox. anyone would be happy to have her living in their basementHell, I'm ecstatic to be living in hers.

Forget I said that.

I'm waiting for someone like, oh, Seth Green to do the "I met Jennie Breeden!" dance.

[sableagle]

So you're saying you'd have to wear no skirt?"A woman should wear a dress or nothing ... and I happen to have no dress in my cabin right now."



.... next guy i meet that suddenly shears all those gorgeous locks off better keep his razor handy. cauze dammit if ya'll can go bald i damn well want to!the next attempt i make to cut it, if interfered, will result in a britney spears.theres not enough alcohol in the world to make me go commando in a skirt. i'm too particular on the EVERYTHING-matches rule.

Surely for everything to match ... you merely need to be bald everywhere.

This begs the question: do female hobbits wax their toes?

[reo01]

Surely for everything to match ... you merely need to be bald everywhere.

This begs the question: do female hobbits wax their toes?
But their poor humongous toes would freeze!!! Gah, what a woman will do for a man! Lmao!

[madscott]

this is fun but are we still talking about http://flem.keenspot.com/

[jameslgrant]

this is fun but are we still talking about http://flem.keenspot.com/

Sure, go for it!

[Crazeyal]

this is fun but are we still talking about http://flem.keenspot.com/
Uh.. hi..

Welcome to the DP forums. We have the attentions span of MAYFLIES here.:dgrin:


Yer lucky if we MENTION the origional topic after a week!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

All thigns considered, mayflies have pretty dedicated attention spans... have to, any distractions and there isn't a next generation.
On teh other hand, caffinated kittens..... :dgrin:

[Sehson]

Oooo...Shiny....*pounce* Oooo napppy time *Zzzzzzzzzz*

Huh what Play Play Play.