Reparking the ship

[Leffy]

the birthing thing is not as bad as we make it sound. you get to eat what you want in mass quantities, pout for backrubs, hog the bed all day and in the end you get some goooooooood shit to skip over the bad stuff.

ok so thats a lie. you only get the good shit if you try to kill the doctor and the father early on enough.

[UberFische]

the birthing thing is not as bad as we make it sound. you get to eat what you want in mass quantities, pout for backrubs, hog the bed all day and in the end you get some goooooooood shit to skip over the bad stuff.

ok so thats a lie. you only get the good shit if you try to kill the doctor and the father early on enough.

My ma said she never got any drugs cause all of my siblings and I where born too fast. My aunt though... she almost bit through her husbands ring.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*sets chickens on fire*

:flame:

Aww the kitchens on fire... now Im on fire!

[Darlica]

*sets chickens on fire*

:flame:

Aww the kitchens on fire... now I'm on fire!


*singing voice* Oh Plunder, where are you?*singing voice*:dgrin:

*Cough* Darn boy! Setting fire to my kitchen! *Cough*

*puts out the fire in the kitchen, then pour a bucket of dishwater over Plunder*


Hey! Otis!
You take this one and hose him of on deck, when he has dried a bit I want him down here again and make sure he doesn't slip away... He's on potato peeling duty forever.

I better go see Capt. Kitty about this...

[Darlica]

*points and laughs at Plunder for doing "Girls work"!!!*

Well I could give you a spanking too, but since you probably would enjoy it I think it's meaner of me to deny you one...

[Plunder Down-Under]

*singing voice* Oh Plunder, where are you?*singing voice*:dgrin:

*Cough* Darn boy! Setting fire to my kitchen! *Cough*

*puts out the fire in the kitchen, then pour a bucket of dishwater over Plunder*


Hey! Otis!
You take this one and hose him of on deck, when he has dried a bit I want him down here again and make sure he doesn't slip away... He's on potato peeling duty forever.

I better go see Capt. Kitty about this...
Potato Peeling! What could possibly go wrong?

[Wayne]

*sets chickens on fire*

:flame:

Aww the kitchens on fire... now Im on fire!

Then I think that it's time to bring out the marshmellows.

[Darlica]

Potato Peeling! What could possibly go wrong?



I thought about that...

That's why you are going to peel potatoes with a spoon not a knife...

[Darlica]

Then I think that it's time to bring out the marshmellows.

Love... I wouldn't stand so close to the stove if I where you... You have forgotten those nice tight pants of yours again... The spatter from the hot oil might burn your sensitive parts... Not to mention what the chili infusion would do that I will spray on you if you enter the galley sans pants again... :talia:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I'll get right on those potatoes!! *attempts to peel with spoon...*

:mad:

*tries again...*

:cuss:

*mutilates potatoes beyond recognition*

You cant blame this one on me! Peeling with a spoon is hard, so mashed potatoes?

*spontaneously comnusts*

:flame: ow.

[Wayne]

Love... I wouldn't stand so close to the stove if I where you... You have forgotten those nice tight pants of yours again... The spatter from the hot oil might burn your sensitive parts... Not to mention what the chili infusion would do that I will spray on you if you enter the galley sans pants again... :talia:

Thanks for thinking of me in tight pants.

Now I am off to the crow's nest to drink rum and sleep.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Tight pants require socks, you cant properly wear tight pants if you havent stuffed them with socks. This applies to women too.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Untrue, some people don't need socks. :dgrin:

[Big Otis Landfish]

I'll get right on those potatoes!! *attempts to peel with spoon...*

:mad:

*tries again...*

:cuss:

*mutilates potatoes beyond recognition*

You cant blame this one on me! Peeling with a spoon is hard, so mashed potatoes?

*spontaneously comnusts*

:flame: ow.
*hoses down Plunder with the Dish Hose of Power*

Oh, this puppy.... here - practice spoon-peeling with the ginger. It's the best thing for the job. We'll move you up to potatoes when you're ready.

Consider yourself lucky we didn't just throw you in the dish pit to practise scrubbing. We might yet.... veggies CAN be peeled with a scrubby if needed.

*looks at kitchen mess*

It reeks of sulphur in here.. ach, Plunder... you're supposed to pluck nearly all the feathers before you singe 'em. And killing them first is also normal...

*hoses down the kitchen*

You'd better hope the Cap'n already has someone on bilge duty... that's where all this drains to.

[Wayne]

Untrue, some people don't need socks. :dgrin:


And I can do a great imatation of a tri-pod.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....not information I needed, but thatnks for shareing.

[Wayne]

Just seeing if people are awake and actually reading.

[UberFische]

And now for something completely different.

[Wayne]

What? We're gonna drink whisky instead of rum?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Nah, some of us already drink whisky. Instead, we're going to wear cowboy outfits and and talk about how we really feel in a realistic fashion, without any comments about each other, even ones made in the spirit of good fun.

:d8o:

Just kidding. Same old same old, rum drinking and insult swapping for everyone! :dgrin:

[Wayne]

*struts around the ship in only a cowboy hat and cowboy boots*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:EJD:

:puke:


...please.... at least put on a kilt....


:bbleach:




;)

[Wayne]

*adds kilt to outfit*

and I was so enjoying the breeze.

[kitty!]

*puts away camera* Awwww!

[Sehson]

hey your to young to be looking at that sorta thing...:shhh:

[kitty!]

I've been reading yaoi doushinji since I was 13. If I am 'too young' now, what the hell was I then?

[Leffy]

i'm STILL too squeamish about even looking at the cover of that stuff!

[kitty!]

Well, since I've been well read about sex since the age of 8, not much freaks me out. Unless it involves excrement, urine or blood. That's a squick factor too far for me, and will stay that way forever.

just...ew.

[Leffy]

i just don't like looking at them because... well ok i can read the stories just fine, but alot of them are heavily romantic too.... and well seeing the characters is different from reading about what they're doing. it seems to personal and intimate.

[kitty!]

That's why I like seeing it XP

I'm horrible :p

[UberFische]

yeech... yaoi... *shakes head* whatever floats your goat Kitty *shrugs* I guess there are worse things you could be looking at

[kitty!]

Like things involving poo. Nothing could be worse than sex that actively involves poo. Bleeegh

[Wayne]

*puts away camera* Awwww!

hey your to young to be looking at that sorta thing...:shhh:

If the youngster wants a show, who am I to refuse.

[kitty!]

*Cheers* Yay exhibitionists!

[Wayne]

I am just glad that I have noisy neighbors so no one bothers with me.

[Plunder Down-Under]

YAY Exuberance!

[Crazeyal]

*strips Plunder's clothes off*

*snicker*

oh.. sea water.. yeah.. that's the ticket!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im NEKKID!

*cartwheels*

[kitty!]

I remember doing that when I was 7.

It was a lot less weirder than watching a 16 year old do it.

[Mike Taylor]

Like things involving poo. Nothing could be worse than sex that actively involves poo. Bleeegh

Didn't Jennie ask us to stay away from that? Even drunk, I will not incur the wrath of teh Jennie!

[Death Dragon2]

Well, since I've been well read about sex since the age of 8, not much freaks me out. Unless it involves excrement, urine or blood. That's a squick factor too far for me, and will stay that way forever.

just...ew.
Same.... Although, I do like soft vore, such as swallowing and unbirthing. >_>

[UberFische]

Same.... Although, I do like soft vore, such as swallowing and unbirthing. >_>

:d/: uh... yeah... that stuff is just weird

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Scat fetish.... don't understand, don't care for, can't really say as respect it on any level.

Yoai... not my thing, but can sorta understnad how someone might enjoy it. Are certain yoai series that I enjoy, but is becuase they have good stories/art, not because of the yoai aspect.

Vore.... eh, again, not my thing, but can sorta see it.

[Plunder Down-Under]

How do you even pronounce Yoai?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Um.... 'ya' as in 'yarn', and 'oy' as in 'Oy! Who took me rum?!'

[Death Dragon2]

I always pronounced it Yow-ee. Cause some of the stuff I've seen looks very painful.

[Crazeyal]

You look at Yoai???

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

[Plunder Down-Under]

To me it just seems like an excuse to use a lot of vowels

[Leffy]

hm. in those positions.... its too easy to use alot of vowels....

[Plunder Down-Under]

*holds up a card with a 9 on it*

[Wayne]

Um.... 'ya' as in 'yarn', and 'oy' as in 'Oy! Who took me rum?!'


I think that there is some over there, and I am going to dunk my brain into it.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*holds up a card with a 9 on it*

*grabes the card, turn it over, so is a '6'*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Actually with how i draw nines it would be more of a b upside down

[Wayne]

Now we have to deal with b's on the ship?!?!?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Actaully, so would mine, but it's the principle of the thing.... anyway, leave the b's alone. They help teach the catgirls not to pounce anything that moves, and keep the flowers looking nice.

And given enough time, we'll be able to brew up a nice batch of mead to go with the rum....

[Plunder Down-Under]

As long as they arent wasps Im cool with the b's

[Wayne]

MMMMMM........mead

Not just for breakfast anymore.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Yeah, not too fond of wasps myself. Or hornets. Actaully, not all that fond of bees, but willing to put up with them for the honey.

[Wayne]

Most of those insects won't even bother you if you leave them alone. They tend to get pissed when you spray them or swat at them.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Or run around the house. Or sit on the couch. Or breath.

Wasps are just mean.

[Leffy]

*tickles at plunders ear while making ominous buzzing sounds*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....if he has nightmares, you just signed up to be the one to sit up with him.

....Plunder, if you fake a nightmare to get her to sit up with you, you get to harvest the honey.... without benifit of a smokepot.

[Big Otis Landfish]

without benifit of a smokepot.

:didea: Oh, so that's how they make the bees mellow enough to harvest the honey.... :D

[Ruestir]

:didea: Oh, so that's how they make the bees mellow enough to harvest the honey.... :D

You still have to watch out though because it gives them the munchies.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...ya know, I never did check what they put in those things.... suppose anything is possible....

[Leffy]

why else do you think the same people repeatedly get the job of "smoking them out"?

they call it a contact buzz for a reason hehe

[Crazeyal]

:facepalm:

[Leffy]

you keep doing that we'll have to call it self abuse.

[Crazeyal]

Uh.. self abuse is when you inject battery acid into your penis to get a "boner that will last FOREVER!"

Slapping one's forehead whilst reading the forums is a humanity defense mechanism.(It keeps me from destroying Humanity)

And if yer refering to something else... I-I had an itch.. a lot...

[Leffy]

mmhmm.... cortizone cream may work :P

[Wayne]

Remember that if you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it.

[Crazeyal]

Remember that if you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it.
Shake it!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2m-uYJ9fbE)

[Leffy]

.... it even had the live action... and it was not pretty....

[Farler]

I never click al's links untill Ive seen other people's feedback. It's just safer that way.

[Crazeyal]

Said the man with a skull avatar and a pet raping Squid.

[Leffy]

indeed. it does seem odd that he's afeared of your links.

[Plunder Down-Under]

It never occurs to me to be wary of al's links. Im really naive.

[Crazeyal]

Want some candy?

[UberFische]

It never occurs to me to be wary of al's links. Im really naive.

You like popsicles? I got a whole basement full of popsicles...

[Crazeyal]

I called him on his naivete` FIRST!!!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Remember that if you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it.


....what about one, five minute shake?

[Crazeyal]

It only takes you five minutes???

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Well, figured I'd start asking about 5 minutes.... if that's okay, ask about 10... 15... so on and so forth.... :rolleyes:


:didea:
....is it okay if you get someone else to shake it for you?

[Leffy]

.... did i just see crazyal and uberfische argue about who's going to tempt plunder into their dens of depravity first?

cause, ya know, if you're making a competition out of it, i have home baked cookies, and cuddly toys.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well I am actually a little bit hungry...

*reads ruister's signature line* GASP! Its a trap!

[Leffy]

*pats plunder on the head* its ok.

[Plunder Down-Under]

It is? Oh alright then *goes after candy*

[Crazeyal]

PLUNDER'S GOING AFTER LEFFY'S CANDY!!!

(Man.. can anyone say "Hello Mrs Robinson"?)

[Leffy]

you're just jealous he got easier access to my collection of fine dark choclates then you did.

[Wayne]

you're just jealous he got easier access to my collection of fine dark choclates then you did.

You bet your sweet ass we're jealous. :D

[Sehson]

cookies, Cuddley toys and fine dark chocolates....

Boy Leffy has some interesting euphemisms:sex:

[Leffy]

those are just the lures to put him under my power.

[Crazeyal]

He's a teenager... The chocolate would actually do!! :lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well, I do like me some chocolate.

[Farler]

Remember sweetheart if a someone drives up to your school and offers you candy and tells you they're going to give you a ride home they are a pedophile.

HOWEVER if you get offered fine dark chocolate and toys, well sweetheart youre 8 now and it's time you learned about trading favors anyways.

[Leffy]

i'm a good girl i promise.:DP:

[Farler]

i'm a good girl i promise.:DP:

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE you are :whipass:

[Big Otis Landfish]

But what will the catgirls say when they come back and see that you've stolen their slave-boy?

This is still the ship, y'know... but if ye's keeps him outta the galley, I'm happy.

[UberFische]

But what will the catgirls say when they come back and see that you've stolen their slave-boy?

Don't worry, I will be a brave soul and offer myself as a replacement... ya know, for the good of the crew and all...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Wow, he's selfless, he is!

[Wayne]

Sure he is. Thowing himself at the feet of beautiful women and all. That's taking a bullet. :D

[kitty!]

*is giggling*

Yes, he is very selfless.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Sure he is. Thowing himself at the feet of beautiful women and all. That's taking a bullet. :D


No no, this is taking a bullet....

.......

....oh, the safety is still on. Wait, where'd he go?

[Wayne]

My what a big gun you have there.

[Leffy]

did anyone else thin the line "is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Well, I am happy to see you....

[Leffy]

of course! because i'm good like that *preens*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

'Good'.... right.... :rolleyes:

[Leffy]

hows that saying go? when i'm good i'm very good, and when i'm bad i'm even better?:goodevil:

[kitty!]

My mummy told me a rhyme ever since I was a little girl.

"There was a little girl, with a little curl
right in the middle of her forehead.

And when she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad, she was horrid."

Which slowly changed to "when she was bad she was better" by my friends, 'cause we're raunchy little brats like that.

I'm very proud of my forehead curls ^^

[Leffy]

damn your ability to have curly hair! my hair REFUSES to curl. if i use curlers or an iron its out twenty minutes after it "sets" no matter how much gunk i apply to it. i tried perming it once. had the cute tight curls for all of two hours after i left the salon, big banana curls for a day and a half after, waves for a few more days and then it was flat and straight within the week.

my hair refuses to do anything right. it doesn't even dye right. i dye it black its a funky ash grey until i add more dye on it a few months later. i dye it blonder and it gets strawberry, i dye it red and it turns purply. my hair is evil.

[Ruestir]

Has naturally curly hair.......that I cut as short as possible because it's just easier to take care of that way. My sister envied my hair because hers was always just ramrod straight.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Strawberry isn't bad.....

My hair is fairly straight, but has a tendency to curl slightly when at medium length. This made things rather difficult when I was trying to grow my hair out.

[Sehson]

my cowlicks have cowlicks...

My hair would be wonderfully wavey if it could get it from 2" to 2' instantly....

other wise its just a mess... me hair has been accurately described... Harry Potter. My wife wants to goto con as the adult Harry potter...

Thats growed up HP not the pornstar HP.... you pervy princesses...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Curly hair isnt that great, knots something aweful, I'd swap mine for straight

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Nah, just need to get yourself a girlfriend...... actaully, could just leave it at that.... but a girlfriend who loves to spend time combing out your curly hair would be best.

[Wayne]

My hair had snap curls when I was younger and that doesn't mix well with bright red hair. Thankfully it straightened out but if I let it grow to long the ends start to curl up.

[Leffy]

i've always wanted that garnet red hair and curls. i want the red hair because EVERYONE in my family that had blond hair at birth it turned red by age 5. except me. curly because EVERYONE in my family has curly hair. but me. its really depressing being the oddball even in the group you HAVE to be a part of.

[Wayne]

I would happily share. I am the only one in my family with red hair. It has gotten a little darker over the years but red it is.

[Leffy]

supposedly the last natural born redheads will have been born by 2015...... dunno bout the rest of you but while working retail all i SAW was redheaded babies and toddlers. oh and the four year old with the uber blonde mom uber blonde dad, and uber blond baby brother, that had thrown such a fit to be like dora shed gotten her hair dyed brown, had an obvious fake and bake tan, and pitched the WORST fit i had seen in my 8 years in retail over a dora blanket.

[Wayne]

Dora can be addictive.

I have heard others mention that red hair was getting weeded out geneticly due to it being ressesive but I had never seen an actual year. I guess that I will have to work extra hard to have several red haired kids so that they can pass it on.

*looks to the ladies* Any volenteers to help keep the red haired line going? :D

[Leffy]

uh. its safe to say i'm not procreating for a while lol. love my harli, loved being preggers but i'm not set up to handle the stress right now.

[Mike Taylor]

I guess I'm the only person here who's satisfied with the hair he has, receding or not. Well, I take that back, I wish it would stop coming back every time I shave it all off. My perfect head shouldn't be concealed by hair!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I'm happy with my hair. Would have been better if it was red, would go with my name.

My dad had red hair. My mom's dad had red hair. So parents were sure I'd end up with red hair, and be stuck with the nickname 'red'. So, they made my initials RED so it would fit....

Neither I nor my brother have red hair, though my beard has a redish tinge to it.

[Wayne]

Don't get me wrong, I love my red hair. I stand out from the crowd. It is fun when women come up and ask what products I use to dye my hair. I just arch my eyebrows and hold out my arms and let them know it is all natural.

[kitty!]

I haven't dated a redhead yet. Lord knows I've tried. She was straight XP

Not many male, natural redheads at my school though.

And I find it bizzare that people in England are prejudice against red heads. Making fun of people for being red headed. weird. Bizzare, actually.

I have dark dark dark brown (almost black) wavy-borderline-curly hair.

however, it's a little bleached from my blue escapades.

And short, so it only looks puffy.

*cries* I regret cutting off my hair.

[Wayne]

Dating red heads ain't all it's cracked up to be. I dated a red head and loved that for the forst two years everyone thought that we were brother and sister.

[kitty!]

My first boyfriend was the spitting image of my dad's brother, and the creep factor didn't hit until I saw Uncle John's photos from when he was 15 and then I got really shocked.

Of course, My ex's facination with vampire fangs, tattoos and weird peircings and a knack for building stuff and a liking for booze did remind me of my uncle a little bit.

[Seolta]

And I find it bizzare that people in England are prejudice against red heads.

Red hair tends to indicate Irish and/or Scottish heritage...and as Irish and Scots are "inferior"...red hair is a sign of not-as-high-class :rolleyes: It's an ethnic thing, kinda...sorta like how some people view hispanics or blacks over here. Even over here there used to be a lot of prejudice against the Irish, and it's hard to get an accurate census in some areas of how many Irish immigrants there were, 'cause a number of 'em pretended to be Scottish when they got here.

[Crazeyal]

*cries* I regret cutting off my hair.*remains smugly silent*:dp:

[garfalk]

my hair..hmmm...
hp. dead on.
and it doesn't do anything other.

*nods at al*

[Plunder Down-Under]

And I find it bizzare that people in England are prejudice against red heads. Making fun of people for being red headed. weird. Bizzare, actually.

Same as in Australia but thats different, In Australia we make fun of everyone, even ourselves.

[Wayne]

Sounds like this red head needs to go over to England and fight for the Irish.

[kitty!]

*remains smugly silent*:dp:

Hey, I do look cool with short hair, but I had no idea how essential long hair was to flirting effectively!!!

MY POWERS HAVE WANED!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

The equation is quite simple.

Long hair > short hair.

However good the sort hair is, and there is some very nice short hair, it is better long.

[Leffy]

meh. it gets in the way when its long. i like mine when its too my chin. i can still do the peek through a curtain thing, and its outta mah way.

[Crazeyal]

Long as it's not coming off my head.. it can be purple with green stripes for all I cared...

[Sehson]

Here's a question How many have had those freak hairs just show up....

and well you know they're yours cause there still attached...

I yanked one the other day... my hair is short... longest is maybe 2"... and I get out of the shower and a stray hair is sticking up so I think its one thats jumping so I pull it and its attached... well was attached and I look it and its about a foot long:d8o:

OK where was that fucker hiding the last 6 times I got my hair cut??????

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....since most of the hair on my head is a foot long or longer, can't really comment....

[Wayne]

When I get my hair buzzed short I am amazed when I find the longer hair a couple of days after my haircut.

[garfalk]

long hair being better depends on the person.
some people (my mother among them) just don't look natural with long hair. or even medium hair.
i, don't look good.

[Crazeyal]

Hey, I do look cool with short hair, but I had no idea how essential long hair was to flirting effectively!!!

MY POWERS HAVE WANED!*Represses "I told you so"*

Sorta...

:lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Didja know if a hear falls off(you or someone ese) and the root stays on ya long enough it'll grow into your skin!

The elusive 'Some Guys' told me this, I dont trust him though

[Wayne]

Didja know if a hear falls off(you or someone ese) and the root stays on ya long enough it'll grow into your skin!

The elusive 'Some Guys' told me this, I dont trust him though


How would you be interested in some ocean front property in the lovely state of South Dakota? :dgrin:

[Plunder Down-Under]

You're 'That Guy' arent you!? Ive been warned about you!

And as I am forewarned, I wont accept your first offer! Oh yes Im a clever one.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

long hair being better depends on the person.
some people (my mother among them) just don't look natural with long hair. or even medium hair.
i, don't look good.


Longer! LONGER damn it!

Cousin It was an ugly mofo. But got all the girls because of long hair to cover up the ugly. This process can work for anyone.

[Wayne]

You're 'That Guy' arent you!? Ive been warned about you!

And as I am forewarned, I wont accept your first offer! Oh yes Im a clever one.

Well then how about a nice deal on a bridge. Real good construction. Three locations to choose from. Mackinaw (in Michigan), Brooklyn, or San Fransico.

[Captain Kitty]

wow, been a while since I've been on here! That was one hell of a cat nap!

[Crazeyal]

...and you are???

[Captain Kitty]

:( meanie.... it's a good job I love you!

[Crazeyal]

Oh you love it and KNOW IT!!!:dp:

[Captain Kitty]

hehehehehehehe!!!! damn right! :dgrin::p

[Ruestir]

*does a Tigger style pounce on CK and pins her* Welcome Back! *licks her face then bounces off*

[Captain Kitty]

ack! I just got bounced! *wipes face on hat* and licked! do you know what saliva does to fur? this is ridiculous!!!

..........


it's good to be back! :D

[Seolta]

The elusive 'Some Guys' told me this, I dont trust him though

Any relation to "these two dudes"?

[Leffy]

or "this one chick"?

[UberFische]

or "this one chick"?

heh heh heh, met a few of those... :al:

[Captain Kitty]

The hair rerooting thing is true, happened to my brother lol!

[Plunder Down-Under]

I think I saw "these two dudes" and "this one chick" hanging out with "some guy"

[Ecchi_Kitty]

If you did, did you remember to run away, very quickly?

[Leffy]

but they're only trouble when you're sitting on the front porch minding your own business with your bible in hand.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

OR standing on the street corner.

[Captain Kitty]

0.o ..... okaaay.... what you do on street corners is your business...

[Leffy]

its not myyyy business. i'm a little classier then just the street corner... :DP:

[Kamn]

Gah. whenever I see that angel-turn-devil smiley it reminds me of an old saying:
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

[Captain Kitty]

Yes, I agree, Madam Leffy is far classier than that! Ecchi Kitty on the other hand....

[Crazeyal]

I'm not on the streetcorner.. strictly outcall

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Nah, I'm not for street corners.... not my style. Middle of the room, maybe, but not a street corner....

[Wayne]

Gah. whenever I see that angel-turn-devil smiley it reminds me of an old saying:
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.


Brooks & Dunn made that into a great song.

[Seolta]

Gah. whenever I see that angel-turn-devil smiley it reminds me of an old saying:
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

I always preferred the Mae West good/bad quote, myself...

[Mike Taylor]

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."

[Seolta]

"When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better."

That'd be the one :D

[Mike Taylor]

That'd be the one :D

"Ooh, ain't it tho!"

[Plunder Down-Under]

Luckily I dont own a bible and wasnt on a corner so I was fine

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I prefer "When choosing between two evils, I usually choose the one I havn't done before."

[Captain Kitty]

Ahhh Mae West. Gotta love that woman!

[Wayne]

I prefer "When choosing between two evils, I usually choose the one I havn't done before."

Now that is some sound advice.

[Crazeyal]

Evil? Good?

I'M THE GUY WITH THE GUN!!!

[Captain Kitty]

hehehehehe!!!! *is now watching Army of Darkness*

[Wayne]

This is my BOOMSTICK!

[garfalk]

i want a chainsaw for a hand.
*le emo sigh*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Back in my day all we had was opposable thumbs! And we were grateful!!

[Kamn]

Grandpa, its not that we ain't gratefull. Its just that we'd like more.

[Leffy]

*thumps Kamn's toes with her cane* don't you sass him boy. :P

[Kamn]

Yes ma'am. Of course ma'am. Absolutely ma'am.

*pokes Plunder*

[Mike Taylor]

*thumps Kamn's toes with her cane* don't you sass him boy. :P

*eyeballs the youngin what's actin' like a grandma*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*breaks hip*

[Crazeyal]

*kicks youngin in hip*

[Plunder Down-Under]

*sue's the disguisting child basher*

*buys a large hat*

*loses all money in nigerian banking scam*

Well things could be worse

*has cancer... and hat catches on fire*

*bananas dance*

:cry:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Right, apparently we're loosing focus as to why we're here. One moment please...

Swabs! Get yer surry collective ass moving!
Comfortable chairs for the senior crew and guests!
Break out the rum! Big glasses!
No you stupid excuse for a retarded monkey! The good rum, not that slop you swabs drink!
Palm fronds, and start fanning!
And if the guests aren't comfortable, you'll find yourself cleaning in the bilge faster then the rum disappears!

....sometimes, it's great to be in charge...

*sits back and relaxes as the swabs scurry*

[Mike Taylor]

And boat still burns...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

No no, the 'fire', 'fire extinguishing', and 'save the day' buckets were all made use of in the other thread.

No sit back, relax, enjoy a catgirl.... it's what they're here for. :al:

[Kamn]

...mmm, catgirls. They make very nice soup. The only problem is that they dont nibble, they bite!

...mmm burning boat. Anyone got any wieners and sticks? Or marshmellows?

[Crazeyal]

The boat's not burning.. THAT'S garfalk!!!

Teenage oil fires are notoriously hard to douse...

*tosses OxyCream overboard*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

they dont nibble, they bite!


Only if you ask nicely.
:D

[Captain Kitty]

Right, apparently we're loosing focus as to why we're here. One moment please...

Swabs! Get yer surry collective ass moving!
Comfortable chairs for the senior crew and guests!
Break out the rum! Big glasses!
No you stupid excuse for a retarded monkey! The good rum, not that slop you swabs drink!
Palm fronds, and start fanning!
And if the guests aren't comfortable, you'll find yourself cleaning in the bilge faster then the rum disappears!

....sometimes, it's great to be in charge...

*sits back and relaxes as the swabs scurry*

*crosses arms and taps foot ears and tail twitching in annoyance*

You're not in charge.... I am!

*steals chair and hits him with it*

NOW GET TO WORK!!!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Eep! :eek:

No no, you misunderstood.... I mean, I misspoke.... see, it is great to be in charge, whatever one happens to be in charge of. While you, the Captain, are in charge of the entire ship, it is my duty, and thus my charge, to see that what you desire is accomplished swiftly and effectively. And it is my charge, I am, in point of fact, in charge of that aspect.
Which is to say, I order about all the lazy swabs too lowly for a great Captain such as yourself to bother with....

....right....

*hurries off to go take an inventory or something.... somewhere out of reach...*

[Captain Kitty]

hmmmmm........

*climbs in hammock and drinks rum*

Where are we going again?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

*voice picks up to a shriek*

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!!!!

[toreador]

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me *finds a rope to swing on and grabs a bottle of rum* wheeeeee!!

[Wayne]

I guess I missed some excitment sleeping up in the crow's nest.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Where are we going again?

*Grabs the wheel and spins it a while before stopping it* WE GO THAT WAY!

So..... apparently we're headed 'that way'..... didn't figure it was my place to question too closely....

[Kamn]

We're seven days from heaven boys, seven days to go!
They have a house in barbados, that every sailor knows.
Its called the Paradise, and its every dream come true,
you'll be poor, happy and sore, before your visits through.

We’ll have three days before we sail so wisely spend your time
Don’t waste it lads on sleep and food for that would be a crime.
They have three girls for every man and the rum it all flows free
So when we dock just grab your gear and quickly follow me.

We all set out some months ago no more than two or three
And since then we’ve had no sights but the sun and sky and sea.
But in a week you’ll have a treat laid out before your eyes
For we’re going to see those angels who work the Paradise.

We're seven days from heaven boys, seven days to go!
They have a house in barbados, that every sailor knows.
Its called the Paradise, and its every dream come true,
you'll be poor, happy and sore, before your visits through.

The chairs are large and comfortable in the grand main hall
And no one says you gotta move, no orders barked at all
When they’re free the girls will sing or tell a tale or two
And as they pour another glass you’ll know the name is true

I once met a mulatto there – a powder keg named Beth
I swore if this was Paradise I would welcome death
I’ve never known a finer place, I doubt I ever will
If I’d had the cash the last time through, then that’s where I’d be still.

We're seven days from heaven boys, seven days to go!
They have a house in barbados, that every sailor knows.
Its called the Paradise, and its every dream come true,
you'll be poor, happy and sore, before your visits through.

So heave that line and swab that deck, make sure the work is done
We’ll give the captain no excuse to take away our fun.
Make sure that the sails are taught, use all the wind you can
For we still have seven days to go before we reach the land.


Thats where we're headed!

[Wayne]

So..... apparently we're headed 'that way'..... didn't figure it was my place to question too closely....

'That way' is usually way better than 'thata way'

[Plunder Down-Under]

And a lot more useful than 'no-way'

[Darlica]

Dear Captain Kitty.

After t' ship sailed o' leavin' me and some o' t' rats that port t' ship durin' t' fire behind (t' rats was mighty angry until they found a box o' cheese that must have been thrown overboard in t' confusion) Oi got rescued by some fishermen (after havin' t' show some leg t' convince them Oi wasn't a mermaid) and got a lift t' t' closest harbour.
Since Oi haven't anythin' about yer ship sendin' out a message about lost crew I take it ye' have been t' busy t' pick me up.
Oi have tharfore got me enlisted on another ship (t' Good Ship Virtue), got t' make me a livin' ye' know.

May yer chests be filled with treaaye and t' wind blow from t' rright direction.


Yers Arrghly!

Yer former galley 'and Darlica

[Captain Kitty]

*receives message via seagull*

wow.... I guess I forgot one :shhh: .... erm.... *Begins to write then sends the message once more via seagull.

Dear Darlica,

Oh dear, so sorry to have left you behind, I must have been distracted by something shiney. I do hope you enjoy your new life aboard Virtue and that the work isn't too easy. But before we say our goodbyes (or of course become very good pen pals) there is something of great importance I must ask you! ....Have you seen my mp3 player?

Captain Kitty.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...ya know, this crew roster gets harder and harder to keep up to date.... thankfully I was able to turn it into a mobius strip, and that helps, since I don't have to worry aobut which side someone is listed on.

[Darlica]

*receives message via seagull*

wow.... I guess I forgot one :shhh: .... erm.... *Begins to write then sends the message once more via seagull.

Dear Darlica,

Oh dear, so sorry to have left you behind, I must have been distracted by something shiney. I do hope you enjoy your new life aboard Virtue and that the work isn't too easy. But before we say our goodbyes (or of course become very good pen pals) there is something of great importance I must ask you! ....Have you seen my mp3 player?

Captain Kitty.

That's one fast seagull...:eek:




Dearest Captain Kitty!
Oi think yer mp3 player is were ye' left it the last tim ye' use it...

Oi don't now if work will be easy or hard, but Oi hope Oi not hav to swim this much for o' cople o' weeks. Oi think Oi'm growing web between me toes...

Yers Arrghly

Darlica

[Captain Kitty]

Of course the seagull was fast! It was afraid of me eating it!!!

Found my mp3 player, it was in my boyfriend.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

:eek:

.........I really don't want to think about that too much.... :dp:

[Captain Kitty]

ARGH! I just re-read that, what I meant was that he's listening to it, so the ear plug bits were in his ears1 .... Damn you Vimto bon bons!

[Crazeyal]

Suuuure you meant it that way..

*helps Captain Kitty hide the strap-on*

[Big Otis Landfish]

They make those with mp3 players? Do they erm, keep the beat?

[Sehson]

They make those with mp3 players? Do they erm, keep the beat?

Yes they do (http://www.ibodvibrator.com/)

[Big Otis Landfish]

Niiiiice.

I'd seen some of the USB connected ones that can be controlled over the 'net, at the last Sex Show I attended.


hmm... any of the ladies here have a birthday coming up? :dgrin:

[Seolta]

Found my mp3 player, it was in my boyfriend.


Congrats, hon, you just made the list (http://www.livejournal.com/users/iunnrais/114896.html).

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...that's a nice list. Not sure if I'm jelous.... or afraid I'll end up on it....

[Leffy]

lmao that is a cute list!

[RazorJAK]

Niiiiice.

I'd seen some of the USB connected ones that can be controlled over the 'net, at the last Sex Show I attended.


hmm... any of the ladies here have a birthday coming up? :dgrin:

Heh, seen the bluetooth controlled one yet?

[Sehson]

yep and I know a young lady that is selling her un-used (err never used) one for about half price...

Though I can't find the link anymore.... Maybe she sold it before she moved to italy?????

[garfalk]

maybe she decided she wanted it.

[Wayne]

maybe she decided she wanted it.

She always wants

[Farler]

the virtue... the virtue... why does that sound familiar...

HAPPENIS! where do I know the virtue from?

*Happenis' tentacles writhe beneath his great bulk, slowly one rises holding a loft several boards upon which is inscribed virtue* huh, we sunk that one didn't we?

*the leviathan bobs in the ocean*

Maybe it was a different virtue?

...This is what happens when you captain a giant seamonster instead of a proper ship.

[Seolta]

Maybe it was a different virtue?

Might've been the dinghy the last crew took when they decided to mutiny and left me on board with the prisoners they hadn't fed in a couple'a months. Down to a skellyton crew, we were then...:D

[Captain Kitty]

my boy toy is very unhappy with me for the slip up.... he took away my bon bons!!! :cry:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....isn't that why you hold the other end of his leash? :dgrin:

[Captain Kitty]

he's chained up in the basement at the moment. Nobody steals my bon bons! :dgrin:

[Wayne]

Well that would explain why the bon bons are delievered in am armored car.

[Captain Kitty]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


er.....I mean....I'm lovely and cute and not in any way aggressive.... Ask Rapscallion! :D

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Okay, the first two I'm in agreement with..... but what definition are you using for 'aggresive'?

[Captain Kitty]

*whistles innocently and walks away*

[Ruestir]

*whistles innocently and walks away*

*damn near spews his rum*
Innocent?
*starts checking the weather report for lightning storms in the area*

[Kamn]

No, no, no need. I recieved those. You might want to check for earthquakes though...

[Farler]

why would we check for earthquakes? we're in the ocean, I see no earth. So there's nothing to fear.

I mean, it's not like an earthquake could cause some form of giant ship destroying wave of epic proportions... that would make no sense.

[Rapscallion]

You mean like a tsunami? That's exactly how they're created.

Rapscallion

[Captain Kitty]

*clings to mast*

We'll be fine! I'm not worried in the slightest! *Whimper*

[Darlica]

Well, as long as you are out on deep waters, and not attached to land or the bottom of the ocean you will be fine. It will heave some and you will loose your course for a while, but you will probably have worse waves after a good storm. It is when the Tsunami hit shallow waters it becomes dangerous, when it hits land it get even worse.

[toreador]

*steals a row boat with half the rum* dont worry im just testing it to make sure it floats *rows away quickly before impending doom strikes*

[Crazeyal]

*pulls cork on bottom of boat as it's descending*


Don't worry mates... Rum casket float!

[toreador]

*uses the rum caskets to row away* bye bye enjoy the surf :D

[Ecchi_Kitty]

No no, this is the safest place to be! Take a look around... this assortment together throws out waves of Doom. These waves, in turn, intercept incomming bits of Doom, and counteract them or knock them aside.
Heck, good bit of the crew was picked for the amount of chaos they create around them....

[Plunder Down-Under]

*draws cutlass and dives into the ocean, stabbing it*

[Wayne]

Those little ol' waves ain't gonna do nothin' to us.

[Mike Taylor]

*draws cutlass and dives into the ocean, stabbing it*

*Calls over the deck.*

YOU DO KNOW WHAT LIVES DOWN THERE, RIGHT?!





If not, he'll find out soon enough....

[Sehson]

*Calls over the deck.*

YOU DO KNOW WHAT LIVES DOWN THERE, RIGHT?!
If not, he'll find out soon enough....


FISH POOO!!!!!!!:lol::lol:

[Mike Taylor]

FISH POOO!!!!!!!:lol::lol:

If only it were just that...

[Death Dragon2]

Well, Farler's tentacle monster has probably been talking to the Kraken about how well Plunder struggles and how tight he is.... Though that probably won't lass considering how much larger the Kraken is.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*Stabs the boat which sinks*

Hmm... whoops.

[Death Dragon2]

*Rescues everyone but Plunder in a Modified Iowa Class Battleship, impervious to all standard weaponry*