Reparking the ship

[Maz]

New territory ... Ace!!

Weigh Anchor!

I go away for a few days and it's all change!

No idea where the Captain is though ... oh well ...

Crew, break out the rum!!!

[Wayne]

Rum sounds like an excellent idea for first thing in the morning.

[Maz]

Rum is always good, help with that Friday feeling ...

... and it afternoon here, perfect time, :p

[Wayne]

I am really a true believer in "Tuesday starts the weekend"

[Maz]

Not heard that one before, heh!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Rum? *jumps out of the crows nest sliding down the mast and disapearing below deck to reappear again shorty rolling a barrel which makes sloshing sounds*

Rums Out Helps ye'self! *drinks from a flask*

When you dont drink alcohol on a pirate ship you keep your beverages where landlubber keep their rum!

[Maz]

:: Fills tankard, then sprawls in hammock. ::

This is the life, ;)

[Wayne]

Not heard that one before, heh!

Got it from a comedian on the Bob & Tom radio show.

Now where did that barrel of rum get to?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*makes way up from below deck, clipboard in hand*
*lacking a captain to report to, reports to The Wench*

Oy, anchor set, sails tied, cannons ready. Some of the crew took a long boat to scout the area and look for supplies. We're well set up for when the Captain returns.

Only trouble is we seem to be missing a barrel of.... oh, there it is. Never mind.

[Maz]

:: Opens one eye to listen. ::

Good work, carry on!

[Wayne]

That barrel goes missing way to often around here. That is why I hide rum in the mop bucket.

And you people actually thought I was swobbing the deck.

[Maz]

Not missing, just gone, :p

And no worries, there is plenty for all. Makes for less casualities, both fighting for rations and falling from rigging.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Mostly because they're too drunk to get up into the rigging in the first place....

[Wayne]

Mostly because they're too drunk to get up into the rigging in the first place....

Then how is it my pants always seem to be flying right under our pirate flag?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...is that who's pants those are? Maybe if you washed them once in a while, they wouldn't crawl off....

[Wayne]

...is that who's pants those are? Maybe if you washed them once in a while, they wouldn't crawl off....

Now yer just sounding like my mother and my ex.

[Death Dragon2]

Ahoy thar! Prepare for inspection!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Then how is it my pants always seem to be flying right under our pirate flag?

Not everyone is drunk ;)

[Wayne]

Not everyone is drunk ;)

And here I thought it was how we celebrated "No Pants Friday"

[garfalk]

*pulls by in another, bigger ship*
haha! i got more rum on the poop deck then you have in your entire vessel!
why don't you share my bounty!

[Death Dragon2]

Because their Rum doesn't have rats in it. Yours does.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*fires cannon sinking Garfaks ship*

Also, we dont like our drinks watered down

[Wayne]

Boo watered down drinks.

Hooray RUM!

[Rapscallion]

haha! i got more rum on the poop deck then you have in your entire vessel!

How much poop do you have on your rum deck?

Rapscallion

[garfalk]

*saves rum in belly*
ha!
poop on rum deck? i dun't have a rum deck...
and rats be tasty soaked in rum.

[Wayne]

Smoked rum rats. I much look to see if I can find a recipe out there on the internet for this.

[Farler]

*pulls alongside upon the mighty Kraken* AHOY! Hope you don't mind sharing the rum with a two fisted drinker... and an 18 fisted guzzler. The only problem with a living ship is it's hard to steer when it's drunk.

[Wayne]

This shindig just keeps getting better and better.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Wait if he has more rum on his poop deck than we do on our whole ship and its all in his belly shouldnt he be exploding or something?

[Wayne]

If he does explode then I guess we get a new ship.

[Maz]

I like my ship thanks ... it's not made from kitchen tubes and sticky-back plastic. Nice work Plunder ... you read my mind, :pparty:

:: Watches Garfalk's boat sink. ::

There plenty rum here ... and slaves ... and crew ... and ... do we need anything else!?

[Death Dragon2]

Catgirl Army?

[Maz]

Like to call them crew, rather than army, ;)

[Plunder Down-Under]

*bows deeply* The pleasure was all mine *blows smoke from the cannon*

[Maz]

Oh am sure there was enough pleasure to go round there, :cool:

[Wayne]

I like my ship thanks ... it's not made from kitchen tubes and sticky-back plastic. Nice work Plunder ... you read my mind, :pparty:

:: Watches Garfalk's boat sink. ::

There plenty rum here ... and slaves ... and crew ... and ... do we need anything else!?

How about some flying monkeys? Everyone could use a flying monkey.

[Maz]

Um ... no, sorry. They are just too high maintanence, and would probably just get into fights with the wolf boys.

It's all about the balance.

[Wayne]

Oh well. I guess I will just go have a few drinks and set off some fireworks.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Wolf boys and cat girls..... wouldn't think it'd work out as well as it does.... though we are going thru band-aids at an alarming rate....

[Maz]

It's all about the Alphaship, :whip:

[Wayne]

Random thought - Indiana Jones and Catwoman going toe to toe with whips.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Catwoman.

[Maz]

Hmmm ... Indiana Jones ... :D

[Wayne]

Then there was this one time at a con.........

[Darlica]

Ohoy!

*wawes with arms over my head*

Do you mind picking me up? I'm ship-wrecked and the barrel of rum and the bag of limes I use as a floating divice isn't big enough to scare off the sharks...

Come on, please?

[Ruestir]

Quick, we've got to save the rum! Oh, and the Swedish lass too of course. :jbangel:

[Darlica]

My rum!!!

You sure have your priorties clear havn't you.

:p

[Plunder Down-Under]

The more the merrier! And we were plenty merry to begin with!!

[Darlica]

Ok, does anybody have any clothes to borrow me while I wash and dry mine?

Saltwarer in the bodice is as bad as it sounds... And those pants seems awfully lony hanging under the flag.


No, I'm not taking anything off untill I have someting dry to put on!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Well, we have this nice silk dress.... with manditory manicle accessories...
Or there's this nice sarin wrap suit...
Oh, here's a pair of daisy-duke short-shorts and a thin white T-shirt.... just ignore the pitcher of ice water...

Ah, here we are. Simple flower print sun dress. Bit low cut, but somehow I doubt that will be a problem.

[Plunder Down-Under]

And we'll get you a hat! A really big one!

[Maz]

Down crew!

Welcome aboard. Am sure we can find suitable dress for you. Help yourself to the rum, and feel free to look about.

We are always looking for more crew, if fansy joining us. :cool:

[Ruestir]

She can wear this. *holds up a ringed collar with a chain attached to it.....smiles helpfully*
*drinks some of the rum*

[Darlica]

You don't want me as some sort of pet... I can promise you that...


And slave; well let's just say I rather yank the leash than wearing it. :dgrin:
-Can't blame you for trying though.

[kitty!]

*waves hand* Can I have the collar then? My beau wants/needs it for when we go to Rocky Horror Picture Show together. He was jealous of all the other boys in collars last time he went >.>

[Evandril]

You don't want me as some sort of pet... I can promise you that...


And slave; well let's just say I rather yank the leash than wearing it. :dgrin:
-Can't blame you for trying though.


Don't know, you sound like you'd be lots of fun to pet...:dgrin:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Got room for a Sibling of the Honorable Order of Toadfish?

I ask because we are traditionally provided free passage on many pirate ships... probably because we traditionally 'accidentally' leave the doors to the Monastery spirit cellars unlocked when we know pirates are about. We are a very spiritual bunch. :drunk:

We've also sent a few of the pirate elite on important Quests in the past....

[Darlica]

Don't know, you sound like you'd be lots of fun to pet...:dgrin:

:nono:

I guess it's time for the moustrap in the cleavage gag again then.
*sigh*

[Ruestir]

You don't want me as some sort of pet... I can promise you that...


And slave; well let's just say I rather yank the leash than wearing it. :dgrin:
-Can't blame you for trying though.

Oooo feisty! I like that, and besides, what fun would it be if you willingly went to be collarred. If you resist, it just makes it that much more fun. :dgrin:

[Wayne]

Ok, does anybody have any clothes to borrow me while I wash and dry mine?

Saltwarer in the bodice is as bad as it sounds... And those pants seems awfully lony hanging under the flag.


No, I'm not taking anything off untill I have someting dry to put on!

Why didn't anyone tell me I still wasn't wearing pants?!?!?

It is nice and breezy out today

[Death Dragon2]

Welcome aboard! I'm the Rum Inspector/Lookout/Last resort weapon. I also enjoy a good bit of soft vore. I like being able to feel my prey squirming around in my stomach before I "release" them as either a wolf boy or cat girl. Cat Boys tend to disappear on this ship for some odd reason.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Why didn't anyone tell me I still wasn't wearing pants?!?!?

It is nice and breezy out today

I thought you werent wearing pants on purpose, well all you got to do is climb the mast and untie them, we cant lower the flag before night time

[Maz]

Welcome aboard! I'm the Rum Inspector/Lookout/Last resort weapon. I also enjoy a good bit of soft vore. I like being able to feel my prey squirming around in my stomach before I "release" them as either a wolf boy or cat girl. Cat Boys tend to disappear on this ship for some odd reason.


They just get put to work ... and we already got a Boatswain, but lookout? I guess is okay ... :p

Darlica, no warries. The captain is female, and I'm her second. There are many rolls here. Don't have to be a slave. I just happen to claim Plunder as my bare-footed slave ... and ain't had no complaints yet, :cool:

[Maz]

Got room for a Sibling of the Honorable Order of Toadfish?

I ask because we are traditionally provided free passage on many pirate ships... probably because we traditionally 'accidentally' leave the doors to the Monastery spirit cellars unlocked when we know pirates are about. We are a very spiritual bunch. :drunk:

We've also sent a few of the pirate elite on important Quests in the past....

As long as you pull your weight and drink your rum, you are welcome here, :cool:

[Darlica]

They just get put to work ... and we already got a Boatswain, but lookout? I guess is okay ... :p

Darlica, no warries. The captain is female, and I'm her second. There are many rolls here. Don't have to be a slave. I just happen to claim Plunder as my bare-footed slave ... and ain't had no complaints yet, :cool:
No worries I'm not much of a delicate flower. :dgrin:

As long as you pull your weight and drink your rum, you are welcome here
I can do that!

I think I'll fit in with the crew, need a kitchen hand? If so can I use Death Dragon2 for caramelize the top of the pudding? :D

[Maz]

Hired!

Good idea, :cool:

[Plunder Down-Under]

The crew is bolstered, soon we will take over this message board and then... THE INTERNET!

I mean... ARR 'n stuff

[Maz]

You mean the message board is not ours yet?! :eek:

[Darlica]

Why didn't anyone tell me I still wasn't wearing pants?!?!?

It is nice and breezy out today

Umm, Wayne... Are your pants as tight as Capt. Mal Reynolds ditto?
:D :p

[Death Dragon2]

No worries I'm not much of a delicate flower. :dgrin:


I can do that!

I think I'll fit in with the crew, need a kitchen hand? If so can I use Death Dragon2 for caramelize the top of the pudding? :D
You do realize a Death Dragon's breath weapon is a liquid/vapor acid that eats through all but another Death Dragon's bonesteel armor, right?

[Death Dragon2]

They just get put to work ...
Yeah, in the wimenz and the Cap'n's quarters.

[Maz]

Same place, :dgrin:

[Wayne]

Umm, Wayne... Are your pants as tight as Capt. Mal Reynolds ditto?
:D :p

Only when I am on this boat.

[Big Otis Landfish]

I think I'll fit in with the crew, need a kitchen hand? If so can I use Death Dragon2 for caramelize the top of the pudding? :D

Yah, I can help out in the kitchen, too.... aside from 5+ years of meatspace experience, I've been ship's cook on other fora. Have some GREAT anti-scurvy methods.

And this cleaver works just as well for lopping off a game leg as it does for preparing a leg of game, so a little light surgery is OK, too. That's why they used to call me Doc Otis...

You do realize a Death Dragon's breath weapon is a liquid/vapor acid that eats through all but another Death Dragon's bonesteel armor, right?

Can't be any worse than Black Bart's Fish Head Stoo... might actually improve it. wait, wrong pirate forum...

[Maz]

Okays, we seem to have a barber surgeon too ... :cool:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Cooks, barber surgerons, surgon barbers, wenches, wastes, and general layabouts..... sad bit is, looks like a pretty typical crew roster....

[Sehson]

you forgot pit snipes....

yea we don't get out of teh bellah of teh beast often but fear our wrenches and spanners...:dp:

[Wayne]

Cooks, barber surgerons, surgon barbers, wenches, wastes, and general layabouts..... sad bit is, looks like a pretty typical crew roster....

General layabout it is.

I'll be sleeping in the crow's nest if ya need me.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Fine, just don't bother the crows. Things get rileld up, they start caw-ing all hours, no one gets a good nights sleep....

Yes, I'm serious. There's a couple of crows that nest in the Crows Nest. Or maybe they're ravens, never have been sure the diffrence.

[Wayne]

Us birds of a feather will make sure to keep it down.

Hi there pretty bird.

[Crazeyal]

Man.. is it quiet without Garfalk...

Guess we need a bored 16 year old with no social skills to motivate us after all...:d(:

[Wayne]

Who would have thought we would ever put teenager and motavation in the same sentance.

[Maz]

Well since we seem to have established a new crew of sorts, time to break out a fresh barrel o' rum and drink to the new arrivals, the loyal old members, and well just drink!

[Wayne]

That's the best thing that I have heard to do all morning.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Hey now! We need to set a better example for this new crew! Drinking rum first thing in the morning? For shame!

...have some lime grog first, help settle your stomach.

[Wayne]

But I already had cake for breakfast.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Well alright then. So long as you don't try swilling rum on an empty stomach.

[Wayne]

Well alright then. So long as you don't try swilling rum on an empty stomach.

Woo-hoo!!

*starts looking for more rum*

[Leffy]

man. i'm wanting to drink again. i'm supposed to avoid it for another week. thats it. this weekend i'm going out and batting my lashes for drinks.

[Wayne]

man. i'm wanting to drink again. i'm supposed to avoid it for another week. thats it. this weekend i'm going out and batting my lashes for drinks.

If ya make it your last week, I will make sure to buy you for first drink.

:pparty:

[UberFische]

*flies in to claim the thread with a squadron of Winged-Bear Cavalry (YES, Winged-Bear Cavalry!)* LET CHAOS ENSUE!!!

[Wayne]

Roll call:
Yogi
Boo-boo
Smokey
Disney's Country Bear Jamboree

[UberFische]

*Gives Wayne his patented Penetrating-Glare-Of-Doom as he looses a bear on him*

[Wayne]

*continues roll call*
Ursa Major
Ursa Minor
Chicago "Da" Bears
Chicago Cubs

[Leffy]

keep the teddy bears away and i'm fine. i always wanted a bear skin rug, and bear stews supposed to be good.

[Wayne]

Roll call:
Teddy Rosevelt
Whinnie the Pooh
Paddington
Those three bears from Goldielocks

[Leffy]

.... you HAD to bring the teddy bears..... i think a wayne skin rug might be better...

[Wayne]

As long as I am not to close to the fireplace I would gladly lay on the floor. Not too much else to do tonight.

[Leffy]

i said skin rug.... i have other uses for the rest of you in my garden.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Teddy Ruxbin, or whatever his name was....

And you... *looks at UberFische* if you're bringing bears on board, you clean up after them, savy?

[Wayne]

I would have said Ruxbin but I couldn't remember how to spell it.

And there are places better than a garden that I can be useful.

[UberFische]

Teddy Ruxbin, or whatever his name was....

And you... *looks at UberFische* if you're bringing bears on board, you clean up after them, savy?

Heh, that's whats so great about flying bears, they'll crap over the bay, over the woods, or on pesky pedestrians, nowhere that really needs to be cleaned up. Plus they keep the seagull population down... frickin dumpster birds...

[Maz]

Cats!? Wolfs!? Bears!? :eek:

This can't be good.

[Sehson]

Cats!? Wolfs!? Bears!? :eek:

This can't be good.

I'm sure there's a couple lions and tigers out there too... not to mention a dragon, a devil and a few other things better left un mentioned **cough...plunder...cough***:dp:

[Plunder Down-Under]

*pounces Sehson*

You say the nicestest things!

[Maz]

When I say "cats" am primarily refering to the Cat Girls and Boys on board.

The dragon and Plunder work here ... the bears just seem to be visiting, :cool:

[Ruestir]

Don't forget the Cocks! (you know, male flightless bird that runs around screwing hens all day) :dgrin:

[Maz]

Crew! I think we are in need of some culling ... I mean dinner. :cool:

[Wayne]

I'll go get the grill goin' and we'll have us some bear steaks.

[Death Dragon2]

My Grandma found a recipe for barbecuing Black Bear. I'll see if she still has it.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yum.... I haven't had bear meat in about a year.
Hey wait - these are flying bears - can I use the wings?


*starts gathering ingredients for Happy Hole wing sauce*
Cures scurvy AND prevents buggery... :flame:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....do you have to cook winged bear meat diffrently?

All right you lot. *collars a bunch of non-descript crewmembers* Get these empty casks cleaned up. You two, clear out those crates, make a landing pad for the bears. You, and you, ready the mess hall for a barbeque. You, tell the cook to ready some side dishes, probally hashbrows.

And for Pasta's sake, someone get those rum casks away from the grill!

*climbs up the rigging a bit to keep an eye on things and adjust a bit of sail to provide some shade across the deck without catching the wind wrong*

[Wayne]

Now we need to invite Jimmy Buffet to come here and sing.

[Captain Kitty]

w00t! I made it onto the new forums! btw, this is TM Comics!:dgrin:

[Leffy]

*pounces TM*

oh... wait... you're not a newbie... can i still pounce you? :P

[Captain Kitty]

Am I hell a Newbie!!! I'm the Captain of this ship! Who the hell are all these people? AND WHY ARE THEY DRINKING MY RUM????


but of course you may pounce me!

[Plunder Down-Under]

A better question would be "Can you not" which the answer is "No"

*pounces Cap'n Kitty*

[Wayne]

*pounces on top of pile*

Hi'ya Captain

[Captain Kitty]

ARRRRGH!!!

Alright you scurvey dogs! all hands on deck! i wanna see this new crew the Wench has hired! All those who don't meet my specifics are walking the plank!

[Wayne]

*lines up*

Dang, I forgot that my pants were on the flag pole again.

[Darlica]

ARRRRGH!!!

Alright you scurvey dogs! all hands on deck! i wanna see this new crew the Wench has hired! All those who don't meet my specifics are walking the plank!

Ay,ay Capt. Kitty!

Kitchen and mess hand here. Got ship wrecked and then saved by this lot together with a barrel of rum a few days ago, I think the rum is gone by now but I'm still here.


~D

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*drops down from the rigging*

"Captain! Good to have you back aboard."

*leans close to murmur*

"Though what with all the cat girls and flying bears, may want to lay off the 'scurvy dogs' line."

*giving a glance to the addimtedly motley crew, heads over to ready the plank, making a show of chumming the water below to attract sharks. Wouldn't do to have someone think walking the plank is the easy way out*

[Leffy]

hrm. you know... you can get people to payfor the whole swimming with the sharks experience....

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*blinks innocently*

Well, we do plan to empty yer pockets before ya go over. Waste not, want not, ya know."

*blinks, glances tot eh Captain*

"Erm, not ta be suggesting that I'm in any position to say who's to be walking the plank, nor if I were that you in particular would do so...."

[Leffy]

i spied a few mermaids a bit back, doesn't it bother you you've probably made them the feast?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Nope. If they don't know better then to avoid chummed waters, I'm just doing natural selection a favor.

[Wayne]

MMMMM......mermaids

[Big Otis Landfish]

Aye-Aye Cap'n!

Toadfish Sibling Aguj... er, Otis humbly requesting passage aboard your vessel, to Porstmouth or wherever the winds take us. With your grace, the Siblings often are allowed passage aboard pirate ships in exchange for "spiritual guidance".

*pats robes*
*stealthily slips a remarkably large bottle of Captain's Delight to Cap'n Kitty*

I am also handy in the galley (kitchen, not oars) and know enough of the medical arts to patch up those what can't already smell Davy Jones' gym socks.


What be the name o' this ship?

[Captain Kitty]

Thankyou Otis, welcome aboard! And hello to Dalica and Wayne! Now, if you'll all get to work, my hammock is calling. Where did my wolf boys go...

[Wayne]

Back to the crow's nest for me and my cooler of beer.

[Mike Taylor]

.... you HAD to bring the teddy bears...

*is all sad now*

[Leffy]

*pounce hug squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes Mike* not you. just those evil rotten living dead demonic beastie thingies people blindly beleive are childrens toys. EVIL! seriously. i'm phobic :| i can handle toy bunnies toy puppies toy kitties. not bears.

[Mike Taylor]

*is happy now*






*is veeeeeeeery happy now*

[Wayne]

*pounce hug squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes Mike* not you. just those evil rotten living dead demonic beastie thingies people blindly beleive are childrens toys. EVIL! seriously. i'm phobic :| i can handle toy bunnies toy puppies toy kitties. not bears.

So I guess no teddy bear picnic for you. :lol:

[Leffy]

only in my own personal hell.

[Wayne]

We wouldn't want that.

[Death Dragon2]

.... Why you going to feed them to the sharks? I'm plenty hungry. And I can erm, "rematerialize" them as Catgirls/boys or wolfboys. Or whatever you're fancying. Just let me transform to my full size, and I'll devour the unworthy ones.

[Captain Kitty]

Whilst lazing in her hammock being waited on hand and foot by the wolf boys, the Captain slashes up teddy bears with her claws and throws them over board.

Anything for Miss Leffy!

[UberFische]

Heh... for Leffy
http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/c5_3.jpg

:flame:

[Leffy]

*squees and pounce-cuddles Cap'n* and you uberfische... you would be satan in my personal hell. thats not funny :| i'm going to have nightmares now.

[Wayne]

*squees and pounce-cuddles Cap'n* and you uberfische... you would be satan in my personal hell. thats not funny :| i'm going to have nightmares now.

I am sure that there are many here that will help protect you from the evil teddy bears.

[Mike Taylor]

Heh... for Leffy
http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/c5_3.jpg

:flame:

Wow, I didn't know they made a retarded redneck teddy.

*lights the ugly fucker on fire and kicks it over the horizon*

[Mike Taylor]

I am sure that there are many here that will help protect you from the evil teddy bears.

Thou shalt have no other teddy bears before me!

[UberFische]

*squees and pounce-cuddles Cap'n* and you uberfische... you would be satan in my personal hell. thats not funny :| i'm going to have nightmares now.

Aww, sorry Leffy, I thought you'd know better than to check it out.

[Nimue]

Hate me all you want, but I can't ever dislike teddy bears.

[Mike Taylor]

Hate me all you want, but I can't ever dislike teddy bears.

It's the teddies (except me) that creep her out. You're in the clear. :)

[Captain Kitty]

*Snuggles Leffy*

I likes teddy bears, but can't have one of my crew freaking out!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Even when I was a kid I was always indifferent and disinterested to Teddy Bears, still am.

[Leffy]

theyre just CREEPY. its one of those complete unrealistic psycho phobias thingy. theres no rhyme or reason it just is.

[Crazeyal]

Guess I shouldn't mention my co-star status in Fuzzy Knights.

[Wayne]

Guess I shouldn't mention my co-star status in Fuzzy Knights.

Juat as long as you were not dressed like a teddy bear in a jesters outfit.

[Crazeyal]

Aaaaactually it was more like a Sumo in a business suit... :lol:

[Mike Taylor]

and a diaper. :p

[Crazeyal]

THOUSAND HAND SLAP!!!

[Maz]

Am I hell a Newbie!!! I'm the Captain of this ship! Who the hell are all these people? AND WHY ARE THEY DRINKING MY RUM????


but of course you may pounce me!

:: Stands on a table and salutes ::

Captain, my captain!

:: Pounces Captain ::

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Suppose that means Lefty will never be able to visit the family farm.... mom collects teddy bears.
Ah well, is a landlocked spot anyway, be a bit of a pain to get the ship there.

[Maz]

I guess you ain't seen that Visionaries episode then?

:cool:

Damn, did I just show my age again?

[Plunder Down-Under]

I guess you ain't seen that Visionaries episode then?

:cool:

Damn, did I just show my age again?
What age? :D

[Captain Kitty]

:: Stands on a table and salutes ::

Captain, my captain!

:: Pounces Captain ::


WA!!!!! *is pounced....again*


need to find that poem now, was by something whitman wasnt it?

[Maz]

What age? :D

Precisely, :p


WA!!!!! *is pounced....again*


need to find that poem now, was by something whitman wasnt it?

Was wondering how many would get it ... I just have a vivid memory of the scene from the film.

[Captain Kitty]

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring.
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red!
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

II.

O captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up! For you the flag is flung, for you the bugle trills:
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths, for you the shores a-crowding:
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning.
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

III.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won!
Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.





Tis actually about President Lincon's assasination.

[Darlica]

WA!!!!! *is pounced....again*


need to find that poem now, was by something whitman wasnt it?

*Hands scroll over to Capt. Kitty* :)

Meh. To late... :(

[Captain Kitty]

hehehehehehehe!!!! beat ya to it! but thankies! :D

[Big Otis Landfish]

How about a traditional Canuckistani privateering song?

O the year was 1778
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
A letter of marque came from the king
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

God damn them all
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
The last of Barrett's Privateers

2. O Elcid Barrett cried the town
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
Would make for him the Antelope's crew
God damn them all . . . .

3. The Antelope sloop was a sickening site
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
She'd list to the port and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags
God damn them all . . . .

4. On the King's birthday we put to sea
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
Ninety-one days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way
God damn them all . . . .

5. On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
When a great big Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight
God damn them all . . . .

6. The Yankee lay low down with gold
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
She was broad and fat and loose in stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
God damn them all . . . .

7. Then at length she stood two cables away
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
Our cracked four-pounders made awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in
God damn them all . . . .

8. The Antelope shook and pitched on her side
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the main truck carried off both me legs
God damn them all . . . .

9. Now here I lay in my twenty-third year
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
It's been six years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday
God damn them all . . . .

[Captain Kitty]

hehehehehe!!!! never heard that before! That's ace!

[Big Otis Landfish]

Use in popular culture

* In the Due South episode Mountie on the Bounty, Fraser sings Barrett's Privateers during dinner on board the Henry Allen. By the last verse, the crew is so caught up in the song that Ray Kowalski is able to slip away to inspect the suspect's cabin.

Thought the Wench might be interested... ;)

[Wayne]

Now I feel like going out and singing in a loud drunken voice.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I feel like reading bad emo poety.... send all the crew right to sleep.

[Wayne]

Or we could just invote Perry Como over.

[Captain Kitty]

*gives everyone a barrel of rum each*

Ok, drink up then from the top! Sing it loud and sing it proud!

[Wayne]

*cracks open barrel*

OH, me wifes locked up in the frigidaire

It'll be a year today

She said I'd never keep her

But she's kept quite well I'd say

[Leffy]

*makes note to avoid any and all proposals from Wayne*

[Mike Taylor]

Southern Cross

Got out of town on a boat for the southern islands
On a reach before a following sea
We were making for the trades on the outside
And the downhill run to Papeete

Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas
We got eighty feet of waterline nicely making way
In a noisy bar in Avalon I tried to call you
But on the midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away

(Chorus)
Think about how many times I have fallen
Spirits are using me, larger voices calling
What heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten
I have been around the world
Looking for that woman girl
Who knows love can endure
And you know it will. And you know it will.

When you see the southern cross for the first time
You understand just why you came this way
Cause the truth you might be running from is so small
But its as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day

And I'm heading all the way, my dreams are dying
And my love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain
I have my ship and all her flags are a-flying
She is all I have left and music is her name

(chorus)

So we cheated and we tried and we tested
And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do
You will survive being bested
Somebody strong comes along, makes me forget, forget about loving you
And the southern cross

[Maz]

Thought the Wench might be interested... ;)

Yeah, I know. :love:

I love that double episode. Paul Gross ends up singing twice! Sings that song as Benton, and is the lead singer of the Mckenzie song used as back music.

Was gutted they didn't include the one Benton sings on the sound track, :(

[Captain Kitty]

You could always d/l it from somewhere. some sad bas....er i mean dedicated fan, will have prob ripped it from the show. :dcool:

[Maz]

Not that I have found so far, but will keep looking, :D

[Captain Kitty]

I'm glad I found you that pic for your avi, I get a happy tingles everytime I scroll down the page!

[Maz]

Me too, :D

It is a fab pic, and you're ace for finding it. Best I've seen really. It just catches everything about both of them.

By the way, where's my b-day present? :p

[Captain Kitty]

it arrived today actually!

[Maz]

it arrived today actually!

WOOT!! :D

[Wayne]

*makes note to avoid any and all proposals from Wayne*

Damn. :D

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*ahem*

I wish I had a barrel of rum, and sugar, three hundred pounds
the college bell to mix it in, and clapper to stir it round.

Like every honest fellow, I take my whisky clear
I'm a ramblin wreak, from Golden Tech
A hell of an Engineer

A hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' engineer
A hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' hell of a' engineer
Like every honest fellow, I take my whisky clear
I'm a ramblin wreak, from Golden Tech
A hell of an Engineer

And here we have a fighting man, in either hand a gun
He's not afraid of anything, he's never known to run
He dearly loves his whisky, he dearly loves his beer
He's a shootin, fightin, dynamitin,
hell of an Engineer

A shootin, fightin, dynamitin, hell of an Engineer
A shootin, fightin, dynamitin, hell of an Engineer
He dearly loves his whisky, he dearly loves his beer
He's a shootin, fightin, dynamitin,
hell of an Engineer

If you want to gear the planets, that roam around the sun
We'll do the job up nicely, and only call it fun
And if you want a bridge to Mar, or a ten foot shaft to Hell
We're the Engineers of a thousand years, and we'll do the job up well

The Engineers of a thousand years, and we'll do the job up well
The Engineers of a thousand years, and we'll do the job up well
And if you want a bridge to Mar, or a ten foot shaft to Hell
We're the Engineers of a thousand years, and we'll do the job up well.


Ah, college fight songs.... beware any mascot that wears an atomic battery.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Anyone intendin' to indulge in some good ol' fashioned buggery on the high seas (particularly the receivin' end) should see the cooks to arrange alternate meals - we're instituting anti-scurvy measures.

Chili peppers are very good for scurvy, but as a side effect tend to prevent buggery as well, at least for the quantities we's be usin'...


Captain! Permission to plant some culinary specimens? Should be plenty o' fertilizer on the poop deck...

[kitty!]

*giggles*

You said 'bugger'

:DP:

[Captain Kitty]

erm, well....I guess so, I can't eat chilli's though, I be allergic.

[Mike Taylor]

POOF!

*Becomes a hedgehog.*

[kitty!]

You know, in Wonderland, we play croquet with hedgehogs.

And since we're all mad here, I imagine we are through the looking glass ;)

[Mike Taylor]

Play croquette all you want, but the hedgehog can't be buggered at all.

[kitty!]

Well, durn you, just eat the chilis! Being beat upside the head with a mallet is probably not a better alternative to eating spicy foods!

[Big Otis Landfish]

erm, well....I guess so, I can't eat chilli's though, I be allergic.


My dearest Captain has no need for excuses... and anyways, your galley servants humbly await your dinner request. The Cap'n gets what the Cap'n wants, provided we can find it on board or it'll bite a lure...



*hums "A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End"*

[UberFische]

What about an Elephant Foot sandwich with mustard? or are you all out of mustard?
*two points to whoever gets the cartoon reference*

[Death Dragon2]

Hmm... Considering I put sliced Jalapenos, Habeneros, and Peppercini's on my Sub sandwiches, I don't think I'll have a problem.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Hmm... Considering I put sliced Jalapenos, Habeneros, and Peppercini's on my Sub sandwiches, I don't think I'll have a problem.

No not too much. :evilgrin:
I'm sure a Death Dragon can take the heat. Your mouth, anyways.

[Wayne]

Hmm... Considering I put sliced Jalapenos, Habeneros, and Peppercini's on my Sub sandwiches, I don't think I'll have a problem.

All I can picture is the old cartoons with steam coming out of his ears.

[Death Dragon2]

Actually, the peppers improved the taste of the food they served at my RTF, so I got addicted to them. Oddly enough, I am not a fan of Hot Sauce. :\

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yah, usually it just tastes like vinegar sauce....

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Peppers, hedgehogs, mallets, looking glasses, flying elephants, cat girls, manacles, and squid.....

Right, I'm going to go take a nice long inventory of the rum.....

[Mike Taylor]

I do believe that I've just found my new signature quote, Ecchi_Kitty.

[kitty!]

In this forum, there are always opportunities for new, fantastic signature quotes!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Ehehehe. :lol:

Glad I can be of such service. :)

[UberFische]

flying elephants?! I hope my flying bears don't get in a tussle with them

[Death Dragon2]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/DarkTau/1183547875174.jpg

[Wayne]

At least they will all land on their feet.

[Crazeyal]

Batter up!!!

:dgrin:

[Ecchi_Kitty]

...I'd say something about not harming the cat-girls, but those one's appear to not only be underage, but chibi as well..... swing away.

[Leffy]

that..... is frightening....

[kitty!]

But but but...DON'T HIT ME!!! *ducks under rock and whimpers*

[Wayne]

But but but...DON'T HIT ME!!! *ducks under rock and whimpers*

None of us would ever hit you Kitty. We might try to spank you now and then but that would be all.

[kitty!]

None of us would ever hit you Kitty. We might try to spank you now and then but that would be all.

oh, uhm...

okay?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Right, hitting of underage chibi non-crew member catgirls is allowed.

Hitting of jailbait kitty! is only allowed with concent.... if you do something to deserve it, that's considered concent.
Spanking is frowned upon.... at least until such time as we can do something about that 'jailbait' part.....

[kitty!]

Two more years, buddy. Well, in the US

I'm of consent in the UK right now.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

.....we can work with that....

HEY CAPTAIN!

How do you feel about moving the ship into English National Waters? :flame:

[kitty!]

Oh dear lord what have I done *facepalm*

[Ecchi_Kitty]

*looks around in vauge confusion*

....erm.... perhaps I really should have asked earlier..... but when we reparked the ship.... uh..... where exactly are we?

Far as I know, this is already English waters.... :d8o:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Aye, and why are we parked... p'raps we should go on a voyage.


What's the name of this ship, anyways?

[Wayne]

All we have to do is head into international waters and all is legal. Thank you Simpsons for being so informative.

[kitty!]

The Panties, of course.

[Sehson]

Ah but unfortunately it is still illegal for US citizens to partake in activities that are illegal in the US but are legal in another country that they are in.:cry::cry::cry:

It is also illegal to leave your state and the US for the reason of having sex with someone whom is not 18.

Which is why a bunch of rich kids and congressional brats got into trouble for going over to Amsterdam and getting stoned, drunk and partaking of prostitutes. They were charged and convicted shortly after they returned to the states. They were 17 to 19 yrs old.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Ah but unfortunately it is still illegal for US citizens to partake in activities that are illegal in the US but are legal in another country that they are in.:cry::cry::cry:

It is also illegal to leave your state and the US for the reason of having sex with someone whom is not 18.

Which is why a bunch of rich kids and congressional brats got into trouble for going over to Amsterdam and getting stoned, drunk and partaking of prostitutes. They were charged and convicted shortly after they returned to the states. They were 17 to 19 yrs old.

That's what happens when you work for, er... live under the World Police TM. Actually, do agree with anti-sex-tourism laws (aside from semi-managed cases like Amsterdam, sex tourism is exploitive, creepy and tends towards extreme activities and child sex WAY too often), but the application of US laws to US citizens outside of the US is a bit much.


Better check that such laws don't exist here, although there's really nothing I'd do outside of Canada that I wouldn't do here, and a few things I wouldn't do outside of the country that I'm willing to risk at home.

[Sehson]

Yea the laws outside the country are one of those things that most people here in the US don't know about. That sort of stuff is let slide. But its one of them extra things that they use to get people on that they've been unsuccessfully trying to get. Or to make an example of as they did with the kids, saying yea you got money to goto another country and do their what you can't do here... but we're still going to slap you around for because we're the US...and your under our rule:confused:

though me and the wife swear if another bush gets elected we'll be filing the paperwork to immegarate to canuckia...

[Wayne]

So the main point of all this is that is we do anything that is against the law, we just don't get caught. Or use this line:

"I have no recolection of that event Senator"

[UberFische]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/DarkTau/1183547875174.jpg

We were somewhere around Madness, on the edge of Sanity, when the Pixie sticks began to take hold... I remember saying something like "I'm feeling a bit lightheaded, maybe you should take the helm"... Suddenly there was terrible mewling all around us, and the sky was filled with what looked like Chibi-Catgirls all diving and mewly and glomping about the deck


brought to you in part by: my random and broken brain

[Big Otis Landfish]

We were somewhere around Madness, on the edge of Sanity, when the Pixie sticks began to take hold... I remember saying something like "I'm feeling a bit lightheaded, maybe you should take the helm"... Suddenly there was terrible mewling all around us, and the sky was filled with what looked like Chibi-Catgirls all diving and mewly and glomping about the deck


brought to you in part by: my random and broken brain

And in part by HUNTER!!!11!!1!!

[Wayne]

MMMMMM.......pixie sticks

[kitty!]

*snatches pixie sticks from wayne*

MINE

*guzzles*

WEEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Crazeyal]

:EJD:

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

[Ecchi_Kitty]

..........*sigh*

Some one grab her quick, help me put this kenetic harness over her. That much sugar energy being burnt off, may as well use it to power the ship for a while....

[kitty!]

I Can Flyyyyyy!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Me Too! *falls from the top of the mast*

Im Okay!

[Wayne]

Dang, no more sugar rush.

*gets net ready to try to catch Kitty*

[UberFische]

*soars in on a flying bear, lasso in hand*
Yippy ki yay Kittie!
*throws lasso around Kittie's torso*
Sorry, it's against regulations, No flying for jailbait
*fills out a ticket (ie: scribbles on a post-it note) and sticks it to Kittie's forhead*

[kitty!]

Nuuuu!!! The birdies sent me on a mission to save the Birdie Kingdom in the Sky!!!

I NEED TO CATCH SOME CLOUD BABIES AND GIVE THEM BACK TO THEIR MOMMIES DAMN YOU!!!

[Wayne]

Birdie Kingsom and cloud babies - Translation - Need to get a detachable shower head with alternating massaging settings.

[Big Otis Landfish]

And a soundproof shower room.

[Wayne]

With lots of mirrors.

[Crazeyal]

*feeds Kitty some Brocolli*

:al:

...what...?

[Big Otis Landfish]

That's either very sensible.....

...or I don't WANT to know. :d8o:

[Crazeyal]

WELL... That all depends on which end I put it in..

Ought to shut her up or burn off the excess energy either way .. eh?:al:

[Wayne]

I have heard of carrots and cucumbers, but brocolli is a new one.

[Crazeyal]

I figure the WTF factor ought to get me running room! :lol:

[Mike Taylor]

*eyes the stick of pain*

[Plunder Down-Under]

I had the inflections wrong, this time I'll get it *climbs up mast and jumps off again*

*crash* This is harder than it looks

[Mike Taylor]

I had the inflections wrong, this time I'll get it *climbs up mast and jumps off again*

*crash* This is harder than it looks

*ponders using said stick on Plunder, then realizes Plunder's causing enough injury too himself*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ooh I know, feathers and hot candle wax!

...

OH MY GAWD IT BURNS!!

[Big Otis Landfish]

*grabs Plunder by the scruff of the neck and hauls him towards the galley*

If ye's want to play with feathers and fire, ye's can help pluck the chooks for dinner.

[Crazeyal]

*points and laughs at Plunder for doing "Girls work"!!!*

[Wayne]

*ducks for cover as al is about to get a beating*

[Mike Taylor]

*Gets as far away from the stick of pain as the ship will allow.*

[Leffy]

in my household its always been the "big strong hunter" that scaled the fish, skinned the meat, and plucked the bird.

so.... wheres the supposed "girls work" cause i just see the dirty work.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Well, if the menfolk are squeamish, most womenfolk will get-r-done. I don't consider anything women's work unless it involves having fashion sense (and then only because I'm lacking it). Oh, that and the giving birth thing, if they are so inclined. Men haven't got that one down.


I personally like food enough to enjoy being able to take my meats from hoof to table when necessary, pleasant or not.