T-shirts I want to wear for next Dragon*Con. [Archive]

Jackob

09-19-2007, 05:35 PM

"100% Real Viking"
"Can I take a picture of your breasts?"
"Can I take a picture of your <s>breasts</s> costume?"
"Read my t-shirt!"
"Read! My! T-shirt!" and on the back "No! New! Taxes!"
"Stop staring"
"If you close enough to read this, you're too close or a cute girl"
"I don't do cat-girls
[ ]Anymore [ ]Enough [x]Yet"
"Cover me in absinthe and throw me to the Goth girls"

jimbo

09-20-2007, 04:54 PM

I like the "Absinthe/Goth" one.
Some of these remind me of other "T's" I've seen on the web, like the...
"Stop Staring at My Tits!"
(start playing with them)

How about?

"When does the Fairy Dust kick-in?"
"Hide The RUM!"
"Drain the Binncale! It's time to party!"
"MROWR!"
"Furry IS Better!"
"Would you hold these while I adjust my bustier?"

Crazeyal

09-20-2007, 05:17 PM

I'm not evil, I just got bored!

Is it moral to yell "Catgirl" in a crowded ballroom?

Yes, they're real!

oooo yeah.. smack my ass and call me Nerdy!!

heh heh.. and the ex-jocks are home watching FOOTBALL!!

Normal is a setting on my HAIR DRYER!!

Boring t-shirt? ..yeah.. Bat wings and masking tape aren't in style until midnight!

Con Funk? Only behind closed doors!

Sorry.. you'll have to lift the Kilt and look for yourself.

sableagle

09-20-2007, 07:19 PM

I kind of want "WWJD? JWRTFM!"

Only kind of.

Not as much as I want scale-mail armour and a longsword.

Sehson

09-20-2007, 07:29 PM

My wife has a Con shirt. It has the main char from some small indy press comic, a Female robot pointing out Uncle sam style. with a text buibble " GET YOUR OWN PAIR!!!!"

She also has the "YES THEY"RE REAL" Tank top

Crazeyal

09-20-2007, 08:25 PM

She also has the "YES THEY"RE REAL" Tank top
Now imagine one on garfalk!

Sehson

09-20-2007, 11:25 PM

Yea I got nothing.....

My mind keeps filling in nice 38D's:dgrin:

reo01

09-21-2007, 08:11 AM

My fella has a badge with a slogan I'd like on a T-shirt-
YOU- Off my Planet!

Other ones I'd like-
WWCD?
(What Would C'thulu Do, as seen on Cafepress)

So unimpressed

Plunder Down-Under

09-21-2007, 12:02 PM

YOU! Off My Planet!

Im going to be using that in my conversations from now on.

greyloch

09-21-2007, 02:00 PM

I love the odd/weird T-shirts our crowd seems to collect.

One of the best ones I've seen lately:

"I have the BOOBIES, so I win!"

I personally wear some odd ones and get "that look" from my wife for wearing them.

(drawing of a realistic squirrel holding a big stick) "Protect your nuts!" (James Marsters got a chuckle out of that one)
A Good Vibrations T-shirt (yes, it's my shirt but the wife steals it!)
one in Latin that says, "I have a catapult. Give me all of your money or will throw a big rock at you."

and lots of others. All-time best one (girl I know wore this one time at a WorldCon):

a T-shirt, all in Braille. which said, "Get your hands off of my tits!" :D

Goltotoo

09-21-2007, 09:08 PM

I kind of want "WWJD? JWRTFM!"
I kind of want a "WWJD?" T-shirt with the letters above a drawing of cartoon Jennie.

sableagle

09-22-2007, 06:56 PM

I kind of want a "WWJD?" T-shirt with the letters above a drawing of cartoon Jennie.

This one (http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050721.html)?

Goltotoo

09-27-2007, 03:02 PM

This one (http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050721.html)?
I was thinking more like the avatar I've put together. :) Although there are plenty of alternatives. The other one that could be good would be Jennie looking mischievous. :dgrin:

jimbo

09-27-2007, 03:30 PM

Love the avatar and t-shirt idea.

Goltotoo

09-27-2007, 08:41 PM

Love the avatar and t-shirt idea.
Thanks! I'm pleased with how it came out.

It is completely unlikely that I'll ever get around to actually making up such a T-shirt. Partly because I don't imagine I'll ever make it to D*C (nor any con, soon), partly because my art and Photoshop skills are minimal.

If you or anyone else would like to do so, y'all certainly have my permission to use this idea. Jennie is generally OK with the notion, she said:
"If you guys ever want to make t-shirts with DP cartoons on them, let me know which cartoons and I'll send you a high res of it to do with as you will (as long as you don't sell the shirts or at least cut me in on it)"

Obviously, if someone wanted to use a different design, you'd want and need to get her approval for it. We all know Al's sig... :dgrin:

For those interested in such details, the head is from the second panel of DP 20070718 (http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20070718.html). I really liked the expression. I didn't realize it at the time, but I believe this is what Jennie is using for her own avatar.

The torso is from the fourth panel of DP 20060706 (http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060706.html). I thought it essential to have the labris T-shirt.

The font for "WWJD?" is Ravie, which is part of the Photoshop installation here.

A somewhat different take on the whole thing would be to use the third panel of DP 20060515 (http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20060515.html). Mwah ha ha! :)

Ecchi_Kitty

10-05-2007, 02:11 PM

Maybe I'm just a nerd, maybe I'm The One.
Feeling lucky, punk?

Leffy

10-14-2007, 02:20 PM

"My Life is a very complicated drinking game"
front "who needs big tits?" back "when you have an ass like this?"
"talk nerdy to me"
"trouble is my middle name. Do you want to get IN trouble?"

annnnd those are the only ones i see on tshirthell i'd want to wear to a con... not the only ones i want... but so far its the only tshirt site i've seen to amuse my inner sadistic freak of a devil.

Ike

10-15-2007, 11:07 PM

I'm not likely to got to Dragon*Con, alas, but I thought these were good ideas for t-shirts:

(Picture of Earth) I'm only here until my people rescue me

(Lord Kitchener, or Uncle Sam) I want YOU...to kiss my ass

Shrink-wrapped for freshness
All natural ingredients
I Know It
(Those would be womens skinny t's)

teaboy for the masses
(This didn't really make sense when I thought of it, and still doesn't. Still, I think it works, somehow.)

When I Grow Up I'll be Dangerous
(or "If I Grow Up)

"Bugger off" as Burger King logo

Any good?

Ike

10-15-2007, 11:10 PM

I was thinking more like the avatar I've put together. :) Although there are plenty of alternatives. The other one that could be good would be Jennie looking mischievous. :dgrin:

The av Jennie uses in Livejournal fits the bill...

jimbo

10-23-2007, 04:21 PM

Love the "All Natural Ingredients" ladies' T, but...

"Teaboy for the Masses?" I think I met that guy in West Hollywood once, doubt if he's alive now-a-days.

jimbo

10-23-2007, 04:25 PM

Leffy

10-23-2007, 04:31 PM

muwahahahahahaha its set up sooo cute too http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=971

and this one... (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=618)
and this one.... (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=457)
ooh!ooh!ooh! and this one... (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=565)

RazorJAK

10-23-2007, 04:59 PM

Leffy

10-23-2007, 05:05 PM

that one too. didn't know it came in adult sizes.
wanna get this for harli (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=365)
and this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=939)
and of course this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=669)

RazorJAK

10-23-2007, 05:59 PM

Yeah, all the designs can be used in adult sizes as well.

Hell, I got one of the "Hung like a five year old" for myself.

And the "too early to blame my parents"? SOOOO fitting.

Leffy

10-23-2007, 06:20 PM

muwahahahahaha!

Ike

10-25-2007, 08:58 PM

"Teaboy for the Masses?" I think I met that guy in West Hollywood once, doubt if he's alive now-a-days.

What guy? I'm intrigued...

Londubh

10-26-2007, 11:50 AM

Black shirt with blue nightwing chevron.
front: "Everybody loves Dick"
back: "Greyson"

jimbo

10-31-2007, 04:30 PM

What guy? I'm intrigued...

Teaboy? C'mon...

Mike Taylor

11-02-2007, 02:47 AM

"Your favorite game sucks."

"I bathe daily, why can't you?!"

"+5 Fanboy Slayer"

Crazeyal

11-02-2007, 03:34 AM

Geekiness.. off the charts
Weirdness.. Just enough
Good paying job that has a future.. Checkarooni
Shower, shave and DEODERANT?!!? HELL $#!&ing YEAH!!

On Back:
Waaaaaaay too late Geekette

TAKEN!!!

jimbo

11-02-2007, 04:39 PM

MY Green Lantern
can kick YOUR
Green Lantern's BUTT!

----------------------------

Sub-Mariner was wrong!

----------------------------

Wanna know what the Thing's THING looks like?

Compton

11-06-2007, 09:08 PM

I Can't I'm Mormon
May Be Inappropriate For: The Workplace, Church, and the Ederly
or my wife's
WWJGD (What Would John Galt Do)

Mike Taylor

11-08-2007, 04:04 AM

*image of drooling hyenas with the following quote*
"Come closer, little zebra...."
(RPG.Net Reference)

And here's another one.

REAL MEN WEAR THE DEVIL'S PANTIES!

Crazeyal

11-08-2007, 05:18 AM

I told you before you can't FILL THEM!!!

xX-ALTAIR-Xx

11-08-2007, 05:23 AM

Mike Taylor

11-08-2007, 05:22 PM

I told you before you can't FILL THEM!!!

You wear THESE?! (http://www.greatbigstuff.com/panties.html)

:eek: :lol:

Crazeyal

11-08-2007, 08:27 PM

Yeah...*blush*.. it's the only one that allows space for *ahem* growth... :al:

Leffy

11-08-2007, 08:42 PM

i think you could hide like 6 of me in those....

if you grow that much its a wonder your wife married you without doctor's protest.

Crazeyal

11-08-2007, 09:34 PM

Well .. there WERE protests.. but I turned the blue wand down a bit.. http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/ALwink.gif

KeegaKurGurk

11-26-2007, 06:16 AM

im definitly wearing this one if i ever get a chance to go to a con
(yes i lready have one and as iv stated b4 im very strange)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/driftmackine/funny%20shirts/kissboys_big_guys.jpg

and i want one of these lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/driftmackine/funny%20shirts/GoGoGadgetShirt_Thumbnail.gif

RazorJAK

11-26-2007, 05:47 PM

i want one that says on the front:

Therapy bills: $500
Ass ointment for the wedgie burns: $20.00

On the back:

Seeing the assholes who harrassed you in school being arrested on the streets: Priceless

You should change it to ... Seeing the star football jock who harrassed you in school is still in school ... as the janitor : Priceless

kitty!

11-27-2007, 01:17 AM

I Piss Excellence (http://www.noisebot.com/i_piss_excellence_t-shirt)

I Speak Lolcat (http://www.noisebot.com/i_speak_lolcat_t-shirt)

I am away from my computer (http://www.noisebot.com/i_am_away_from_my_computer_t-shirt)

If you can read this, you are within roundhouse kicking range (http://www.noisebot.com/if_you_can_read_this_youre_within_roundhouse_kick_ range_t-shirt)

Textually Active (http://www.noisebot.com/textually_active_t-shirt)

GEEK (http://www.noisebot.com/geek_t-shirt) <- I want that in a hoodie

This needs to be a hoodie too {pirate logo} (http://www.noisebot.com/pirate_logo_t-shirt)

No you can't be in my webcomic (http://www.megagear.com/My_Webcomic_p/mt%2001-1022.htm) <- I'd get it for serious if I wasn't so lame at updating.

Make awkward sexual advances, not war. (http://www.noisebot.com/make_awkward_sexual_advances_not_war_t-shirt)

yep, and there are more!!! the noisebot site has a shirt I want that says "Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity" too, but it's not quite con wear. Not to mention my parents would have a conniption fit if I bought or wore it. As it has the word "fuck" mentions "virginity" and is a political statement. I think they'd have more of a problem with me wearing my political ideals on a teeshirt more than the sexual words XD

KeegaKurGurk

11-27-2007, 02:11 AM

so to them its a triple threat

sounds like one id buy if i was in your situation lol

Travellar

12-14-2007, 10:47 PM

I've got a couple of amusing ones, but what I really need for a con would be a shirt that simply states, "I bathe."

whether or not the phrase "in the blood of my enemies" should be added in really fine print is another matter.

sableagle

12-14-2007, 10:54 PM

I Bathed last week! What's your problem?

Travellar

12-14-2007, 11:31 PM

:facepalm:
nonono... I want a shirt that would make people avoid leaving my presence as soon as possible. Or at least not be the cause of it.

Offers to use them in my expieriments should be the reason they run screaming.

KeegaKurGurk

12-14-2007, 11:36 PM

i wouldnt run screaming i like experiments :D

Travellar

12-17-2007, 03:49 AM

Look, I don't know biology, but I do know that a nice electrical impulse will activate muscles. If I start expierimenting with people (complete loss of concience neccesary), it's going to be in a psudo-necromantic fashion. Needles intot he flesh to reach the muscles, wires for the current, and control boards they can't reach. Of course, with this set up, it's not truely a requirement the subject still be alive. Mostly fresh will work.

see how precarious the difference between good and evil acan be for some people?

KeegaKurGurk

12-17-2007, 04:02 AM

ill gladly help and u dont need needles simple electrodes on sticky tape works

and now im gonna veg out:drool::drool:

Leffy

12-17-2007, 07:44 PM

keega's happy licking the car battery....

KeegaKurGurk

12-17-2007, 08:32 PM

yep a lil jolt in the morning keeps me awake all day
and keeps my hiar fluffy

RazorJAK

12-17-2007, 11:27 PM

http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20031001

... That is all ...

birthsister

01-01-2008, 08:21 AM

For all the Farscape fans out there, I had a t shirt made up of Rowan Woods as Zhaan with "got milk"? :D

The other shirt I'm rather fond of is "These are not the breasts you're looking for" in Star Wars font.

http://www.primitivestate.com/category.asp?dept_id=23

THis site doesn't have particularly stunning t shirts, but it's funny as hell just to shop. Seriously, read the descriptions.

Peace,
birthsister