Blue Poison - 09/24/07

[RazorJAK]

She's affeared of blue. She's affeared of green.

Pray tell young lady, would you like a pink drink?

[Compton]

They have pink drinks. I don't know what they are called or whats in them as I don't drink. But I've seen them. They are a smack yer mom pink too!

[Sehson]

Bah blue is tame, Green well..... FEAR TEH PURPLE!!!!!...

No honestly folk fear the purple, the stuff will literally eat a hole in your linoleum.

We have no idea what constitutes the purple as it was made in the dark at a new years bash... All we know is..... it was purple....

[RazorJAK]

Bah blue is tame, Green well..... FEAR TEH PURPLE!!!!!...

No honestly folk fear the purple, the stuff will literally eat a hole in your linoleum.

We have no idea what constitutes the purple as it was made in the dark at a new years bash... All we know is..... it was purple....

151 Silver Rum + Blue Curacao + Grenadine = Purple Motherfucker

[RazorJAK]

They have pink drinks. I don't know what they are called or whats in them as I don't drink. But I've seen them. They are a smack yer mom pink too!

I was referring to a specific pink drink. :-)

[Sehson]

151 Silver Rum + Blue Curacao + Grenadine = Purple Motherfucker

I'm pretty sure those were in there......

along with wisky, tequila, vodka, gin, shcnapps of various flavors......

the stains left were I nice royal purple....

[Jauntx]

or a nice simple purple passion....which may be simple, but never tame
grape juice/soda + Everclear..............oof!

[RazorJAK]

I miss black on black.

Pitch Black Mountain Dew + Blavod (black vodka)

[sableagle]

Those shades of blue in nature usually mean it's a flower, a fish or in some way connected to a duck.

She's got a point, though. I generally don't try to eat bluebells, sharks, feathers or eggshell.

[Atrus]

So what if it's a poison. So's alcohol.

[Pirate Bear]

For me, it's not the color of the drink, it's the manner in which Jennie was presented with the drink.

Whenever anyone says: "Here, drink this" it usually ends very badly. :jbdrunk:

[sableagle]

"Here, hold my beer and watch this!" isn't much better.

[Kamn]

Blueberrie alcohol (dont know how to translate it right; borovničke we call them) mixed with schnaps or vodka gives a nice blue drink. How bright the blue is depends on the amount of schnaps. Shouldnt taste all that good, nor affect one very well either.

[toreador]

someone needs to get ahold of a bar menu from ibeza :dcool: how many strange colourd drinks do you think we could fine?

[warhorse_03826]

anyone ever see the wonderful blue paint native americans used to use on themselves and their horses?

DUCK POOP.

no, i'm not kidding. no, I don't know why duck poop is blue.

[sableagle]

See? I told you it'd be connected to a duck.

[RazorJAK]

anyone ever see the wonderful blue paint native americans used to use on themselves and their horses?

DUCK POOP.

no, i'm not kidding. no, I don't know why duck poop is blue.

Smells better than woad. Trust me.
(- Oh the joys of taking part in "accuracte" reproductions of both my celt and amerindian heritages -)

[Mike Taylor]

anyone ever see the wonderful blue paint native americans used to use on themselves and their horses?

DUCK POOP.

no, i'm not kidding. no, I don't know why duck poop is blue.

Ducks eat Smurfs?

I'm fairly reserved when it comes to drinks with color, Redheaded Sluts and White Russians for me.

[xlr82xs]

http://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=The_Devil%27s_Panties

it seemed appropriate :-/

not sure if the comic themed drinks from there ever actually got mentioned here in dp land..

any guesses which web comic's theme drink requires http://www.imjustdrinking.com/wiki/index.php?title=Ingreditent:Tears :rolleyes:

[Animae]

I'm going with something positive.

The people that taught us that babys are a cheap and easily renewable source of food.

[Pirate Bear]

Look at the first frame of that comic again, and doesn't it remind you of the Evil Queen offering the poison apple to Snow White? :xbones:

"Here, hold my beer and watch this!" isn't much better.

Yes, but at least with that phrase, there's a greater chance that the bad thing about to happen will not involve you. :D

Maybe some collateral damage, though, so step back.

[greyloch]

Looks like one of those Mega-ritas from Ruby Tuesdays (w/ gummi fish, yum!). Pretty mild drink, just that it's 32 ounces and Jennie gets drunk on one beer.

I've only ever had three drinks that scared me:

Purple "Shit" that my parents used to make for parties - everclear, grape drink (Wyler's, Kool Aid, grape juice, whatever) and fruit. This shit knocked you your ass but fast!

Flaming Dragons - Chartreuse liquor, 151 proof Kentucky burbon in a shot glass, lit on fire, lick someone's palm (preferably someone you'd like to get familiar with) and put said licked palm over the shot glass snuffing the flame (forms a vacuum seal) - 3 rules involved with drinking this: 1) make sure fire is completely out; 2) drink in one gulp; 3) don't breathe for as long as you can (it has a real burn to it - no pun intended). Had one of these and 15 minutes later an invisible mule snuck into the party and kicked me in the back of the head - still got the hoofprint mark :dgrin:

Flaming Pink Poodle of Death - made by the same guy who did the Flaming Dragons - probably just a variation of the same drink but just sounded scarily fun to at least try ... at least once. BTW, never drink a concoction that the originator won't drink = not a good sign. Also, never mix Gatorade with alcohol, that shit can kill ya! :eek:

[sableagle]

You're right about S*P's special ingredient being tears. Randy actually illustrated that one.

I haven't had a drink on fire, but I've had dessert on fire. The waiter managed to spill the burning brandy down my arm, too, which was interesting.

Homebrew evil horribly dry vile cider and lovely sweet sticky peach schnapps are a dangerous combination. The sweetness of four shots of schnapps made the pint of cider drinkable, and even delicious, and as I reached the bottom of my second one the whole concept of "stationary" went AWOL.

Then I ran to get the last bus back.

Then I got up early the next morning with an evil hangover and went sailing.

Then I fell in the ******* reservoir in the middle of December. Yay. If the water had been cleaner it would have been solid. The hangover wasn't wearing its bouyancy aid, and never surfaced.

[Jauntx]

[QUOTE=greyloch;9166]Purple "Shit"[/B] that my parents used to make for parties - everclear, grape drink (Wyler's, Kool Aid, grape juice, whatever) and fruit. This shit knocked you your ass but fast!


yeah! that's purple passion!

[Pirate Bear]

Tiajuana Taxi is blue.

Tequila, Blue Curacao, Tropical Fruit Schnapps, and Lemon-Lime Soda. Delicious as hell, but wipes you out! :jbdrunk:


What did Jennie drink, anyway? A blue Sex on the Beach?

[sableagle]

What did Jennie drink, anyway? A blue Sex on the Beach?If it was lovely until it went up her nose, I'm thinking ... that I ought to shutupnow.

[domino]

blue motorcyles are cool-kinda fruity tasting with fruit on teh rim/skewer. VERY bright blue though...ingredients are typical of well drink- rum, gin, vodka, tequila, and whiskey (1/2 oz of each per drink) plus lots of blue curaco and pineapple juice on ice

YUM!:p

[sableagle]

Now that just sounds evil.

I've got 18-yr-old single malts stashed in a couple of cupboards, and they're too good to mix and the generic 8- and 10- are undrinkable imho ... and tequila's foul ...

1:2:2 gin, dry vermouth and tonic water's okay if you like sucking on fresh limes. It doesn't taste anything like a fresh lime, but that's the sort of scale it's in.

Dark rum, Tia Maria (Kahlua in the US), brandy, Southern Comfort and Coke, 1:1:1:1:4 mix in a high-ball glass make for an interesting sort of ambush. It's tall, dark, smooth and elegant, it approaches gently enough, goes down easily and then blows your head off.

There's also the "blowjob's revenge": a pinch of salt, held on the tongue, followed by a shot of Baileys, also held, then a shot of undiluted lime cordial, then the whole thing is swished around the mouth, and then you put on your best idiotic male voice and say: "If you love me, you'll swallow that." :al:

[Schizoid]

Looks like one of those Mega-ritas from Ruby Tuesdays (w/ gummi fish, yum!). Pretty mild drink, just that it's 32 ounces and Jennie gets drunk on one beer.

I was thinking the Blue Whale from Houllian's(SP?) After "purple" was mentioned it reminded me of a drink/game my friend told me about. You get a shot of Jager and a straw. While you drink the shot through the straw, the bartender keeps pouring Jager into your glass and doesn't stop until you either hit the bottom of the glass or the floor. This is called a Purple Fuck. Sip fast!

[RazorJAK]

I was thinking the Blue Whale from Houllian's(SP?) After "purple" was mentioned it reminded me of a drink/game my friend told me about. You get a shot of Jager and a straw. While you drink the shot through the straw, the bartender keeps pouring Jager into your glass and doesn't stop until you either hit the bottom of the glass or the floor. This is called a Purple Fuck. Sip fast!

Heh, that'd be a great drink if they didn't charge by how much you got. Jager is like sodapop for me. But without the bubbles.

But as to big drinks ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/RazorJAK/DSC00204.jpg

The restaurant had a policy to not sell that thing to an individual, only to a group of people sharing it. So we convinced her that I was sharing it. It was tasty.

[domino]

That looks mighty tasty!! what is it called?

[RhubarbBuddha]

But as to big drinks ...

That looks amazingly tasty! Looks like a big AMF, though I don't think they serve those east of the Mississippi. I asked all con. Nadda.

[Leffy]

i thought it was a Fuck-Me-Blue o.O

[RazorJAK]

It was ... I don't remember. Something at the Bennigan's we hit in Chicago.

[greyloch]

The "Crash & Burn" concoction at Copeland's is pretty tasty as well. It's one of those large-ass drinks that you're "supposed" to share with the rest of your party. I literally had to guide/steer my wife to the ladies' room (she couldn't feel her legs) and out to the car as she was bouncing off of everything. :lol:

[Compton]

i thought it was a Fuck-Me-Blue o.O

i think I speak on behalf of everyone here, when I say, we'd like to see you in that color. ;)

[Crazeyal]

i thought it was a Fuck-Me-Blue o.O
Invitation madam?? (I leave traces of RED... But only on people I REALLY like :dgrin:

[Mike Taylor]

It was ... I don't remember. Something at the Bennigan's we hit in Chicago.

The one on South Michigan across from the Museum of the Art Institute, I'll wager.

[reo01]

They have pink drinks. I don't know what they are called or whats in them as I don't drink. But I've seen them. They are a smack yer mom pink too!
Here in New Zealand, Tab is a bright pink, carbonated, artificially-(uber)sweetened, somewhat artificially cherry-flavoured energy drink. The times I've tried it in the past, i diluted it half and half with diet lemonade. But a couple weeks ago, I found one can lurking at the back of the fridge, and knocked it back straight with lunch.
The rest of the day was spent having a nervous breakdown. I burst into tears at home and was inconsolable. My mum was kind enough to drive me to my boyfriends house as I was quite incapable of driving. Was angsty, anxious and depressed, and all introspective like I usually am when I get like this.
We finally figured out at about 1 in the morning, lying together in the dark, that it was the Tab! not the caffeine or guarana in it, cos I'm fine with both, but the Taurine! We were both so relieved we were both nearly in tears! Lol at least he got some sleep after that, I was still too cranked for sleep to happen!
So I don't even need to add alcohol for Pink to not be my friend. :sick: