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[Jauntx]

Awwww, it's my birthday today and I got an email from the forum sayin Happy Birthday! Yay forum!!!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Happy Birtday! And now... IMAGINARY CAKE!

Mmmm, dreamy

[Sehson]

:birth:

[toreador]

happy birthday!! :)

[Pirate Bear]

Happy Birthday!

[jimbo]

HAPPY TRIP AROUND THE SUN! :jbgrin:

[Ike]

Happy Birthday!

[Gorbash]

Awww, happy celebration of the point in time you first entered our world, a screaming naked thing tearing its way from your mothers abdomen!

[Ike]

Awww, happy celebration of the point in time you first entered our world, a screaming naked thing tearing its way from your mothers abdomen!

Wow. Can I get that on a card?

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

Happy Muthurfuckin' Birthday!

[Crazeyal]

Happy Muthurfuckin' Birthday!Unless yer name is Oedipus.. that's NOT a happy birfday!!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ah Oedipus the King, now that is a depressing and creepy play. Those greeks were messed up.

[Seolta]

Oddly enough, that's what the paper I had due tonight was on...seems to be turning up a lot this semester.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Was the paper about the complex or the play?

[Jauntx]

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!!:dgrin:
had a cajun dinner and caught Resident Evil : Extinction which wasn't too bad :)

[Plunder Down-Under]

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!!:dgrin:
had a cajun dinner and caught Resident Evil : Extinction which wasn't too bad :)
so you're a zombie now?

[Animae]

The the immortal words of river

"Day" is a vestigial mode of time measurement, based on solar cycles. It's not applicable. [pauses] I didn't get you anything.

Happy birthday

[Jauntx]

lol ty!
and no, not a zombie, I'm immune. I've worked in customer service

[Ike]

not a zombie, I'm immune. I've worked in customer service

I'm there now, often serving the confused. Can I take that for my sig, please?

[Plunder Down-Under]

lol ty!
and no, not a zombie, I'm immune. I've worked in customer service
So you're a philosophical zombie (http://chaospet.com/2007/08/09/28-philosophical-zombies/)?

[Jauntx]

I'm there now, often serving the confused. Can I take that for my sig, please?

LOL absolutely, feel free :)

[Jauntx]

So you're a philosophical zombie (http://chaospet.com/2007/08/09/28-philosophical-zombies/)?

heheheheheh
No, not that either! I just have so much life inside :)

[Darkestthicket]

My girlfriend says I'm a boob zombie, that I get all glassy eyed arms outstretched and can get really incoherant when they come out.

[Ike]

LOL absolutely, feel free :)

Thank you, it's so much more productive than trying to think of witticisms myself.

My girlfriend says I'm a boob zombie, that I get all glassy eyed arms outstretched and can get really incoherant when they come out.

Danielle Corsetto is there already:

http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/GWS327.html

(with the boob zombie idea, i mean. I'm sure she's not admiring your girlfriend's breasts...

...I'll stop digging the hole now.)

[Plunder Down-Under]

My girlfriend says I'm a boob zombie, that I get all glassy eyed arms outstretched and can get really incoherant when they come out.
So you're a normal guy?

[Jauntx]

mmmm boobs. They're so versatile! toys, snacks, pillows, a place to hang Christmas ornaments...

[Plunder Down-Under]

...alternative currancy, licence and registration and much much more!

[Shryke]

I like boobies because they are connected to ladies brains. they make ladies happy.

[sableagle]

That is definitely their best feature.

It's a hard one to explain though.

"Oh my god, my boobs changed shape by half an inch! Now you won't love me anymore because you won't find me attractive! :cry:"
"They've still got the same nerves in them and you still like me holding them like this, and stroking and issing them, right?"
"Well, yes, but they grew and you said you liked them how they were! :cry:"
"I like them because they are yours."
"You mean you didn't like how they were? :cry: You don't like them, do you?"
"Okay, seriously, which part of 'I love you' do you still not believe?"

[Jauntx]

aaaaaah neuroticism
I just tell my wife I'll always love her boobies no matter what they do

[sableagle]

Well, maybe the easier answer would have been: "Of course I like them! I'm a man! They're breasts! Of course I like them! I'm a man. They're breasts! Of course I like them!"

[Jauntx]

happy booby goodness.....yes

[Plunder Down-Under]

aaaaaah neuroticism
I just tell my wife I'll always love her boobies no matter what they do

Even if they kill a guy?

[Jauntx]

that'd be awesome! long as they don't kill me!
but then we could go rob banks! "Don't move! Put all da money in the sack, or my wife'll boob ya! Muahahahahhahaaaaa!"

[Plunder Down-Under]

that'd be awesome! long as they don't kill me!
but then we could go rob banks! "Don't move! Put all da money in the sack, or my wife'll boob ya! Muahahahahhahaaaaa!"

You're comforable with your wife boobing other men? :p

[Compton]

Even if they kill a guy?

I have a co-worker, known as Hootie McBoob, who I often tell could crush a man with her breast.

[RazorJAK]

She's one of the Isotopes go-go dancers?

[Compton]

Not so much a go go dancer. Although she's commented that people think she should try being a domamatrix.

[JennieB]

I know a waitress who can hit herself in the face with her own boob. Without using her hands. It's pretty impressive.

The Broad(tm) has almost choked a guy to death with her boob. Not on purpose either.

[Compton]

It really is a beautiful world we live in.

[sableagle]

The Broad(tm) has almost choked a guy to death with her boob. Not on purpose either.*Utterly confused*

I really am unable to make up my mind whether the idea of doing that on purpose is more alarming or less.

[Jauntx]

Todja boobs are versatile! hehehehe.
Hey Jen, can ya draw with yours?
Pop a pen between em....

[JennieB]

Lets see you grip and maneuver a pen with your naughty bits, then we'll talk about boob distortion for the sake of art. :jbp:

[Crazeyal]

Uh Jen...

You REALIZE you just asked him to post a picture of his junk with a pen taped to it... Don't you???

As long as you are taking requests...:al:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I cant even draw with my hands

[Compton]

Uh Jen...

You REALIZE you just asked him to post a picture of his junk with a pen taped to it... Don't you???

As long as you are taking requests...:al:

And there goes the beautiful world we lived in.

[Jauntx]

Uh Jen...

You REALIZE you just asked him to post a picture of his junk with a pen taped to it... Don't you???

As long as you are taking requests...:al:

Right then, let me get the tape and the digicam...
Hey I could start a strip called cocktoons.....

[sableagle]

Pricasso.







Really. Google it. Even better, don't.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Wait... how do you accidentily nearly boob kill someone?

[Claidhmore]

Wait... how do you accidentily nearly boob kill someone?

I seem to remember a lawsuit about a guy who got bruises and such from an over-endowed lapdancer... I think I read it on News of the Weird a long time ago.

[JennieB]

"Hey Jen, can ya draw with yours?
Pop a pen between em...."

I see nothing in there about tape.

At the Claremont Lounge in Atlanta you can pay a dollar to have "Blondie" crush a beer can with her boobs. I think she's going on 50 years old. If you get a lap dance with her she just takes your head and throws her boob against the side of your face.

[Crazeyal]

Ah..

Well if you take the outer casing off it just might fit!

[bunrotha]

Lets see you grip and maneuver a pen with your naughty bits

I wasn't aware you'd visited that sort of bar (http://www.bananenbar.com/) (Warning! Not work-safe). I'd say the handwriting was bad, but I can't. :dp:

[Jauntx]

Pricasso.







Really. Google it. Even better, don't.

oh my gawd
I googled it......
I weep

[Jauntx]

Ah..

Well if you take the outer casing off it just might fit!

ow! ok! you win!
I still say it'd be easier to do with boobs tho....

[Sehson]

depends on the size boobs... I really can't see some poor girl with AA's doing it

[Mike Taylor]

Another one of Jennie's friends with deadly boobs. (http://www.aworldlikemyown.com/index.php?comic=53)

See the T-shirt in the last panel.

[sableagle]

I really can't see some poor girl with AA's doing itNeither can I ...


... from where I'm sitting. Let me move the chair.


It might be possible without the pen. Not so much Pricasso as Toulouse L'orb-controle, or Frida Booben Yuse-ditte. She'd have to stand closer to the easel than one with a C-cup, but she could get more control on long, sweeping lines.

[Darkestthicket]

Well if you can't pass the pencil test (or is it fail I can never remember) you can hold a pen in your boobs and potentially draw things. I'm assuming you have to be able to fail it since it's a perkiness test.

[Jauntx]

Well if you can't pass the pencil test (or is it fail I can never remember) you can hold a pen in your boobs and potentially draw things. I'm assuming you have to be able to fail it since it's a perkiness test.

yeah but hard to draw with it UNDER the breast, I'm thinking BETWEEN them would work...I'll allow hands on either side of the boobies!
Whaddya think jen? What would it cost me to commission something like that?

[Little Crow]

This whole conversation reminds me of that part in The Breakfast Club where Molly Ringwald puts her lipstick on using her cleavage...:d8o:

[Crazeyal]

depends on the size boobs... I really can't see some poor girl with AA's doing it
Two words...

First one's nipple.. so we'll wait for Plunder to stop giggling!
:dgrin:

[Jauntx]

This whole conversation reminds me of that part in The Breakfast Club where Molly Ringwald puts her lipstick on using her cleavage...:d8o:

Bestest movie in the whole wide world!

[reo01]

Pricasso.







Really. Google it. Even better, don't.
*FLOOR*
And I'm not even gonna Google that.

[Jauntx]

This penis artist could have chosen from so many names too, other than Pricasso.
Like maybe Reniorgan, or Memberandt...Van Cockh maybe....

[Mike Taylor]

*FLOOR*
And I'm not even gonna Google that.

*sits the Bobble Head back upright*

[Crazeyal]

*TONK*

doing
doing
doing

:dgrin:

[Jauntx]

Longanardo DongVinci!

[reo01]

Make it stop! Lmao!!!

[Jauntx]

ok we can go back to talking about boobs again!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Alright Im done giggling now :p

[Mike Taylor]

Boob Art! (Worksafe): Link here. (http://routineorder.com/filed/2007/01/22/breast-art-boob-paintings-sfw/)

[Compton]

All boobs are art.

[Sehson]

trust me no they are not....:d/:

[Crazeyal]

All boobs are art.
You are SO lucky garfalk aint here...

[Jauntx]

Boob Art! (Worksafe): Link here. (http://routineorder.com/filed/2007/01/22/breast-art-boob-paintings-sfw/)

yayyyy!!!!!!! awesome!:D

[Death Dragon2]

trust me no they are not....:d/:
Well... I'd have to agree with Sehson here. Man Boobs are not art.

[Jauntx]

Well... I'd have to agree with Sehson here. Man Boobs are not art.

urgh, just say no to manboobies

[Rapscallion]

Even the furry ones?

Rapscallion

[Crazeyal]

Especially The Furry Ones!!!

[Rapscallion]

You have no soul.

Rapscallion

[Death Dragon2]

Though, some Furry Femme art is damn hawt. THOSE are furry boobs I can live with having seen.

[Sehson]

yes but we are talking about boobs versus Man boobs or moobies.

female boobs can be art but not all female boobs are art or even pleasant to look at.

And well moobies are well... lets just not go there

[Leffy]

ya'll are biased. i personally like manboobies. get all necessary parts and ingredients for good time AND satisfy my more bisexual fantasies all without the angst, emotional ruckus, and pure mess that seems to be a requirement of a threesome.

[Jauntx]

Though, some Furry Femme art is damn hawt. THOSE are furry boobs I can live with having seen.

even if she has 6?

[Jauntx]

ya'll are biased. i personally like manboobies. get all necessary parts and ingredients for good time AND satisfy my more bisexual fantasies all without the angst, emotional ruckus, and pure mess that seems to be a requirement of a threesome.

but are manboobies ever firm? perky? I don't think so, more flabby hang there kinda things....
so I'm not sure what bias you're speaking of, unless it's bias against hairy, hangy flabby things, and if that's the case, yup, I'm biased

[Death Dragon2]

even if she has 6?
So long as they aren't all exactly the same size (each set getting progressively smaller) and the artist pulls it off really well? Yes.

[Ruestir]

ya'll are biased. i personally like manboobies. get all necessary parts and ingredients for good time AND satisfy my more bisexual fantasies all without the angst, emotional ruckus, and pure mess that seems to be a requirement of a threesome.

You're twisted, but I guess that's why we love you.

[sableagle]

Among many links, the first one up was this:

http://evolution-101.blogspot.com/2006/07/why-do-men-have-nipples.html

The long answer is there is absolutely no physiological reason why men couldn’t nurse babies- all the equipment is there. The development of mammary glands in embryonic development happens independently of sex- for all intents and purposes, these glands remain indistinguishable between the sexes until puberty, during which exposure to hormones from the ovaries, adrenal glands, and pituitary gland. Pregnancy further enhances the development of these glands, especially the hormone prolactin. But exposure to the same kinds of hormones at the same times would give the same results for men, or, more specifically, removing the masculinizing hormones like testosterone. Mutations of the testosterone pathway can cause males to be born without recognizable masculine genitalia, and they develop usually into extremely beautiful “women”, with long legs and full breasts, simply because they’ve had their masculinization progress impaired. Genetically and genitally they’re still male- they have internal testes, not ovaries, but they sport breasts that could grace a magazine pictorial.

But, even without the full-on breast development that is caused by hormones, men can still lactate. Even human women who have never gone through pregnancy can induce lactation by mechanical manipulation of their nipples, since the nerve stimulation causes expression of the same hormones that induce lactation after pregnancy. These same hormones can be induced in males, making it the case that, if a man really wanted to breastfeed his child, all he’d really have to do is… well, practice.

[Death Dragon2]

o.O

[Mike Taylor]

ya'll are biased. i personally like manboobies. get all necessary parts and ingredients for good time AND satisfy my more bisexual fantasies all without the angst, emotional ruckus, and pure mess that seems to be a requirement of a threesome.

I think I my ask for my OWN hotel room in Atlanta next month. ;)

[Leffy]

i'm cute innocent and non threatening... reeeeaaaaallllyyy.


and yeah man boobs can lactate. its actually a sad sight seeing the extra big boy from school freak out over it.

[Kamn]

i'm cute innocent and non threatening... reeeeaaaaallllyyy.


and yeah man boobs can lactate. its actually a sad sight seeing the extra big boy from school freak out over it.

THAT just blew my mind. You actualy SAW a guy lactate from his nipples at school? You thought it wasnt such a big deal?

[Plunder Down-Under]

The lactating is allegedly relativly common among teenage boys so thats not sucha big deal, the fact the boy who was lactating showed it to someone would suprise me.

[Leffy]

he was stressing out over it already cause he thought it wasn't a... natural occurance in guys. i was one of his best buddies, so of course he told me. and i was the one that had to buy him boob pads later because he like had that tell tale wet spots he had to hide in a jacket over all day at school. and early fall in our school was NOT a place to wear a jacket. teachers were suspicious of him like crazy thinking he was going to snap.

[Jauntx]

this is great, I love how these threads go. We went from my birthday to boob/cock art to lactating men...
God bless you people

[Crazeyal]

Well.. not EXACTLY god... :dgrin:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hehehe... Moo... hehehe...

[Leffy]

*debates milking plunder..... decides it'd prolly be sour and smelly so negates this as a profit making plan... is rather creeped by the thought he'd prolly like it*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Zoinks! :eek:

[Crazeyal]

*Milks Plunder*

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/ALwink.gif

[RazorJAK]

*debates milking plunder..... decides it'd prolly be sour and smelly so negates this as a profit making plan... is rather creeped by the thought he'd prolly like it*

Maybe if he ate less sour skittles?

[Death Dragon2]

Maybe if he ate less sour skittles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht2X4Epb44c

[Leffy]

lmao i would think its because the act of milking him would curdle his innocence actually.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Also that add confused me... I understand the "joke" but what I dont understand is how its meant to be funny

[Jauntx]

Also that add confused me... I understand the "joke" but what I dont understand is how its meant to be funny

I'm not so sure funny was meant maybe...um....but golly it sure does thrust the product into your brain doesn't it?

[Mike Taylor]

Also that add confused me... I understand the "joke" but what I dont understand is how its meant to be funny

It's meant to be so damned weird that you don't forget it.

[Jauntx]

thread dying! Must live! Um....boobies! milk! art! boobie milk art!

[Ike]

boobie milk art!

Someone has done that. I've never heard of any, but I'm sure of it.

[Jauntx]

Someone has done that. I've never heard of any, but I'm sure of it.

hmn, maybe with food coloring added its like spraypaint?