2000th update!!!

[Crazeyal]

Wow!!

Congratulations milady! I think it's safe to speak for the forum when I say THANK YOU

(repeat 2000 times):dgrin:

[Jauntx]

YES indeedy! Congrats and thank you for the wonderful stuff you've done so far! here's to many many more!

[jimbo]

http://a849.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_a3559139c08931b05fef112700fb4b70.jpgROCKIN'!
(2000?! See you in 2026)

[Mike Taylor]

Congrats, Jennie!

[toreador]

yay jennie grats!! heres to 2000 more!!

[Little Crow]

Woot! Happy 2000th, Jennie! Way to go!:jbangel:

[Goltotoo]

Congratulations milady! I think it's safe to speak for the forum when I say THANK YOU
Somehow it doesn't seem right to have the words "this forum" and "safe" in the same sentence, but in this case, I think you're correct! :)

Thanks, Jennie!

[meghasissues]

congrats jennie!

i hope these will never stop. we love you! <3

[Gorbash]

Woot, we love DP!

[Pirate Bear]

Congratulations, Jennie!

[Kamn]

Wohooo! Well done, and may you be able to post 2000 more!


Congratulations

[Bue]

yeah big congratulations.

Bue

[Tanukitsune]

Congrats! :jbgrin:

May you reach 4000 and take over the world! :jbdevil:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I wonder how long it would take to reach 10,000?

8000 / 365 = 21 years!
Hmm, possible. But is it likely?

[JennieB]

it's very likely
I plan on doing cartoons about alshimers and nursing homes.

[Little Crow]

it's very likely
I plan on doing cartoons about alzhiemers and nursing homes.

heee heee heee! I can totally picture this!

But you still won't be old enough for those jokes in 21 years :lol:

[Crazeyal]

PFFT

She does "FAT" jokes and weighs 15 and a half OUNCES.. you think something like FACTS are gonna stop her???

Oh.. don't correct the Jenster's spelling...she gets ornery..

[Plunder Down-Under]

it's very likely
I plan on doing cartoons about alshimers and nursing homes.

When we start seeing the same comic being posted several times in a row, we'll know we're up to the alzheimer's
ones :p

[Ruestir]

Seeing as how there are a good portion of us older than Jennie, we won't mind the reposts as we'll probably have alzheimers ourselves!

edit: *palm slaps forehead* Congrats Jennie!

[Jauntx]

who you calling old?
my mind is in perfect condition thank you very much!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Mine isnt

[Crazeyal]

Okay...

When WAS it?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well... I forget.

[Jauntx]

I guess someone didn't get my joke. I double-posted the bit about my brain working fine...see...joke being forgetful....but someone seems to have deleted it...heh.
I added an extra ? so the system allowed the double...ah well

[Sehson]

Ah.... My bad...

The posts were timed such that I wasn't sure. Usually double posts happen because of internet hiccups....

I think it would have worked better if you would have posted the second after someon else commented...

[Jauntx]

who you calling old?
my mind is in perfect condition thank you very much!
;)

[reo01]

Yay! Sorry i'm a bit late in adding my bit, but-
Congratulations Jennie! I've loved all 2000 of em! Keep em coming!!!!

[Crazeyal]

Hey Jauntx

YER OLD!!!

[Jauntx]

Hey Jauntx

YER OLD!!!

Yeah yer probably right....

[Crazeyal]

pot calling kettle come innnnn kettle!:dgrin:

[Jauntx]

Well let's see, I hit the big 35 on 9-24.....when's Alzheimer's gonna hit?

[RazorJAK]

I hate you so very much right now. :p

[Crazeyal]

Pfft

Youngin...

[Sehson]

Well let's see, I hit the big 35 on 9-24.....when's Alzheimer's gonna hit?

Hey thats the day my Viagra prescription ran out... :eek:

Errr... Uh

You damn kids get off mah lawn

[Plunder Down-Under]

I just went to somene elses 18th, I must be getting old too!(havent had mine yet)

[Crazeyal]

*sniiiiif*

yup...

VIRGIN...

[sableagle]

Scary signs you're getting old:

* going to a classmate's little sister's wedding, hanging around at the house before it, seeing another guest drive up, thinking she's seriously hot ... and then discovering she's going out with the bride's younger brother.

* checking the age of consent for lesbians in Italy and finding out you're twice it.

[JennieB]

*got on a ride at the fair and started out with the high pitched "weeee!" for the first part of the ride and the second part of the ride just groans of "uuuungh"

*we had to wait a half our between rides to let our stomachs settle. I didn't used to have to wait between the "hammer" and the "scat cat" when I went to the fair!

*the songs that they played at your prom are now on a "best of..." cd.

*you find one of your favorite recordings (tape, record, eight track) and a teenager can't figure out how it would fit in a cd player.

*you know the pass code to get unlimited life on Contra.

*you know what Contra is.

*you own "vintage" clothes only because you have never cleaned out your closet.

*you go to a wedding of someone who you've changed their diapers.

[Crazeyal]

*Your "adult beverage" includes bran.

*You creak and pop.. while sitting...

*The last sobbing fit you had was when you realized you were turning the stero DOWN.

*People pay to NOT see you in spandex!

*You get 3 hours sleep, but it involves teething, not LARPing...

[Kamn]

*You creak and pop.. while sitting...


Not realy. Myself and my brother were able (and are still able) to do that willingly and unwillingly since the age of 15...

[Jauntx]

Blast and bebother!
See it was when the music I dug in High School started hitting the classic rock stations that I started feeling it. Now stuff when I was growing up is on oldies stations. Sigh....

[Mike Taylor]

Blast and bebother!
See it was when the music I dug in High School started hitting the classic rock stations that I started feeling it. Now stuff when I was growing up is on oldies stations. Sigh....

Imagine the odd feeling of hearing Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" on an oldies station. I had that experience a couple of years ago.

[RazorJAK]

At least Billie Jean was EARLY 80s! Hell it was near the birth of Mtv.

I'm hearging STP and GnR on classic rock stations now. THAT hurts! Shit that came out AFTER I graduated high school is now consider oldies.

[Pirate Bear]

Oh, it gets better.

Just wait until you hear a smooth jazz instrumental version of your favorite rock tune.


"Hey, that sounds familiar. . .what is that? That isn't...NO! It couldn't be! It is! Holy ****! They can't do that, can they? NO! It can't be!"


Then relatives find you curled up in the fetal position on the floor mumbling to yourself.

[Jauntx]

Oh, it gets better.

Just wait until you hear a smooth jazz instrumental version of your favorite rock tune.


"Hey, that sounds familiar. . .what is that? That isn't...NO! It couldn't be! It is! Holy ****! They can't do that, can they? NO! It can't be!"


Then relatives find you curled up in the fetal position on the floor mumbling to yourself.

That happens to me in elevators. People in there with me never understand why I suddenly burst out weeping.

[Mike Taylor]

Oh, it gets better.

Just wait until you hear a smooth jazz instrumental version of your favorite rock tune.


"Hey, that sounds familiar. . .what is that? That isn't...NO! It couldn't be! It is! Holy ****! They can't do that, can they? NO! It can't be!"


Then relatives find you curled up in the fetal position on the floor mumbling to yourself.

You don't have to wait long for THAT. Muzak was inflicting that sort of horror on Guns 'n' Roses' Appetite for Destruction when that album was just a year old.

[JennieB]

I heard a hip hop song that re-vamped a Michael Jackson original. When I commented on it, the kid next to me said "you mean Michael Jackson did a re-make of this song?"
I think someone on this forum showed their kid Voltron and the kid said "Oh, it's just a re-make of Power Rangers."
I've started to see re-makes of movies and TV showes that I used to watch. I still have the original toys for Mask, He-man, and GI Joe.

[RazorJAK]

I remember when I first heard Manson's horrid remake of "Sweet Dreams". Someone walked by and commented how they like the original ( ie referring to the Manson version ) as opposed to "that lesbo girl's" remake.

I don't often use my "gameface" outside of work. This was one of them.

[Mike Taylor]

I heard a hip hop song that re-vamped a Michael Jackson original. When I commented on it, the kid next to me said "you mean Michael Jackson did a re-make of this song?"
I think someone on this forum showed their kid Voltron and the kid said "Oh, it's just a re-make of Power Rangers."

I've heard similar comments about Voltron. It's doubly funny when the kid doesn't realize Power Rangers is a remake of various shows from Japan.

I've started to see re-makes of movies and TV shows that I used to watch. I still have the original toys for Mask, He-man, and GI Joe.

Heh, the 1980's Joes are a remake of the older 12" ones from the 1960's and 70's. *Is the right age to have played with BOTH. :D*

[Compton]

NBC is remaking Nightrider and American Gladiators. How scary is that?

[sableagle]

Someone's attempt to pitch an idea for a movie: "It's Die Hard ... in a tower block!"

ASDA (now part of the Wal*Mart family, so I don't shop there any more) always had crap "cover" versions of songs playing. The original artists quite often got a sale out of that (from some other shop, obviously) as I bought the original to purge the crap from my mind.

[bunrotha]

Muzak was inflicting that sort of horror on Guns 'n' Roses' Appetite for Destruction when that album was just a year old.

Some people can do it well, though. I went to a wedding, and during the register signing, there was a slow piano solo. As the soloist played, it dawned on some that what we were hearing was Guns 'n' Roses. Granny never suspected a thing...

[Death Dragon2]

Ugh, what's-her-faces (Sheryl Crow I think) cover of Sweet Child o' Mine is horrible.

[Pirate Bear]

I think someone on this forum showed their kid Voltron and the kid said "Oh, it's just a re-make of Power Rangers."
I've started to see re-makes of movies and TV showes that I used to watch. I still have the original toys for Mask, He-man, and GI Joe.

1.) That Voltron quip is blasphemy! I'd need bail money if someone said that around me.

2.) I still have all my G.I. Joe toys. I was an addict. Oh, the battles I would wage were epic!

Weren't cartoons in the 80's great? M.A.S.K., G.I. Joe, Transformers, He-Man...all just there to sell toys. And it worked. I didn't care. The G.I. Joe cartoons were like scripture to me. Taped them all. Wish I had saved them. As I got older, I taped over them.

With crudely unscrambled porn, I think. :o

Remember when porn was on regular cable TV, just with a scrambled picture? You could hear everything. It'd be right in between two regular channels, too! "Hmmm...TBS *click*, ESPN *click*, porn *click*, Lifetime..."

Anyway, I've heard there's a G.I. Joe movie in the works.

[Mike Taylor]

Anyway, I've heard there's a G.I. Joe movie in the works.

The way development is going, it won't resemble the eighties G.I. Joe at all.

[reo01]

*Still trying to get Jem on DVD*
Now all the 00's versions of 80's versions of 60's clothes are in the shops and on teenagers, and oversized white tees with 80's song lyrics printed in fluro colours are on 12 year old girls everywhere, and there are teenagers on the planet who were born in the Nineties... *Shudder* Add to that the remakes of songs that were out when you were in school, and it all starts to make one feel almost 3 decades old.... :p

[Leffy]

now a days its 30 minutes between original and cover releases

[reo01]

Lmao that's true...

[Leffy]

this new batch's motto is "if its already been done... do it again and claim to be better!"

[Sehson]

Yep....

If you here that favorite tune, all instromentalized next time your an elevator, or mall. Smile, its being brought to you by one of the original hard cores of rock.

Yep Ozzy Ozbourne owns Muzak.

Which should tell you just like bats heads nothings sacred.

[Crazeyal]

Hmm Funny.. just fixed the access control for their SC office.

[Rapscallion]

Remember when porn was on regular cable TV, just with a scrambled picture? You could hear everything. It'd be right in between two regular channels, too! "Hmmm...TBS *click*, ESPN *click*, porn *click*, Lifetime..."


Reminds me of wandering around the streets of Amsterdam in the daytime. Laundrette, porn store, cannabis shop, bike shop...

Rapscallion

[Pirate Bear]

Reminds me of wandering around the streets of Amsterdam in the daytime. Laundrette, porn store, cannabis shop, bike shop...




http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/BDDark/jen.jpg


NOTE: With extreme apologies to Jennie, for she is the Goddess, and I am a lowly retch unfit to touch her comics. If this use of her work offends her, I'll quickly remove it, delete all files, and commit seppuku.

That frame originally appeared in this comic: http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20050824.html

[sableagle]

I wandered round Amsterdam in the daytime once. Arabic street market, Arabic street market, Arabic street market, music shop, Arabic street market, bike shop, Arabic street market, Islamic fashion shop, Arabic street market ...

Wrong day, I guess.

[Compton]

Different part of town.

[Goltotoo]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/BDDark/jen.jpg
omg, Jennie in Amsterdam. I envision mad dashes of kilt hunting outside, in the daytime, while the tourists gawp and the Dutch burgers stolidly go about their business. Accompanied by the strains of a dozen different tunes of all genres, played by variety of street musicians. And in the breeze, the gentle incense of tulips and marijuana smoke.

[JennieB]

heh
nice adaptation.
I just have to find a convention to go to.

[jimbo]

I've started to see re-makes of movies and TV showes that I used to watch. I still have the original toys for Mask, He-man, and GI Joe.

Peh! I worked on He-man... One more comment and I hit ya with my walker (Yes, I have the power).

[Ike]

Excellent. Great reason to go to Amsterdam again. Curse this bank balance.

Belated congrats on your 2000th update, Jennie It makes the world a better place. Just a little.