"Love my job"

[RazorJAK]

Heh, Wendi's hubby is soon going to become a regular in the comic methinks.

[RhubarbBuddha]

And I have a sneaking suspicion that not many will mind. Any comic with Wendi and/or Daven flesh is a good, good comic. :p

[Tanukitsune]

The kilt hunt begins! MWA HA HA!
:kmonkey:

[Leffy]

i just love his pose and flowy hair lmao. thats a lucky lucky girl.

[braveharlot]

i just love his pose and flowy hair lmao. thats a lucky lucky girl.

Yes. Yes I am. :dgrin:

[Daven]

*evil grin* Just wait until D*Con next year. I have plans. muhuhahaha!

*coughs* Ahem. I meant that hopefully Jennie will not object to my presence.

[reo01]

Yes. Yes I am. :dgrin:
I think ya both pretty lucky! Lol!

[Jackob]

*evil grin* Just wait until D*Con next year. I have plans. muhuhahaha!

*coughs* Ahem. I meant that hopefully Jennie will not object to my presence.

I really am gonna have to find a way to go to D*C next year.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

That makes two of us..... well, two more... already the however many thousand that make it every year....

[Jackob]

That makes two of us..... well, two more... already the however many thousand that make it every year....

Yeah, but at least my case, it involves travelling to another continent. *G*

[Kamn]

Yeah, but at least my case, it involves travelling to another continent. *G*

THAT makes 2 of us...

[Jackob]

THAT makes 2 of us...

And you even have a bit further to go than me, if my geography's correct.

[JennieB]

I still can't get over that this was Daven's first Dragon con.
Good lord man, you're going to break us. .... yay!

The girls and I want to do a kilt book of just Daven and the storm trooper.

[greyloch]

Storm Trooper??? :d8o: I missed that one.

BTW, did any of the shots of me, RazorJAK, and Daven all flashing off our tattoos together turn out? I haven't seen any posts about that... as of yet. :d(:

[JennieB]

I think that shot is going to be the cover of the book.
I've just set up the calendar. I ordered one to see how it turned out. Once I get it from lulu then I'll post the page on the DP site
http://www.lulu.com/content/1267945
The book should be done in the next week or so. Also going to be distributed through lulu.com
The cards are going to take longer. Still working on putting them together and then the printer usually takes about 6 weeks.
I think you are one of the spade number cards. Daven is kings, Storm trooper is ace, Jack Sparrow is Jacks, and I got to be queens. Guy in white and black mask is the jokers.

[greyloch]

I think that shot is going to be the cover of the book.
I've just set up the calendar. I ordered one to see how it turned out. Once I get it from lulu then I'll post the page on the DP site
http://www.lulu.com/content/1267945
The book should be done in the next week or so. Also going to be distributed through lulu.com
The cards are going to take longer. Still working on putting them together and then the printer usually takes about 6 weeks.
I think you are one of the spade number cards. Daven is kings, Storm trooper is ace, Jack Sparrow is Jacks, and I got to be queens. Guy in white and black mask is the jokers.

Yeah, that's a really funny shot. Those guys were a bit braver than I was. I don't mind flashing the ladies either individually or en masse (ask about my bulk rates ;) ) but I'd lose my real job if there were any nekkid photos of me. As such, I'm not in this shot as I was taking some photos of the whole shebang... ugh, sorry, pun not intended.

BTW, got some really good shots of you & the whole Sunday night kilt silliness. The shots of the girls holding you - yes, Al, in various places/positions - are a scream. You had such a pained expression on your face in most of them. :dcool:

Just check out Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/7168480@N02/1332826565/in/set-72157601889894389/) whenever you've got the downtime.

[Crazeyal]

The shots of the girls holding you - yes, Al, in various places/positions - are a scream. You had such a pained expression on your face in most of them. :dcool:
*SIGH*

Me was doing the Uncle Ray bit.. Missed the festivities... :dmad:

[JennieB]

We (girls) tease but I really didn't want to see nekkid. We want a peek, not an eye full. We got the one guy (in chainmail) to do a cool spin and it looked great. unfortunately the next guy did an all out leap spin and I saw WAY more than I wanted. after that, all the guys did the jump spin and it was floppy bits everywhere!

[greyloch]

Hey!!! I'm proud of my floppy bits, thankyouverymuch! :mad: :p

And if I remember correctly, you were the one who asked us to jump and spin around, right? :lol:

Methinks your halo is slipping, my dear. (j/k, you never had a halo) :jbp:

[RazorJAK]

No, she just wanted people to spin. The shewolves were howling for more.

[Leffy]

i'm all for a semi nakie man, but this is reminding me of why i don't go to the strip clubs that specialize in male dancers.

even in banana hammocks its still too hilarious a sight watching that thing flop around. it takes the sexy away and makes it better then a comedy club, but a very sad sight.

though the floppy from someone you love and cherish can be a turn on. if giggles are an acceptable reaction to the sexy dance.

[sableagle]

Just my opinion, it looks utterly ridiculous at any angle and in any state of ... relative rigidity.

[JennieB]

The parts that turn me on are the jaw line and the space between the shoulder and neck where the trapezius attaches to the collar bone. Mmmm sterno mastoid.

[Leffy]

the small of the back is a nice spot. not yet the butt but still shows the strength of the important muscles.

then again i just like man. boy is creepy. man in general is the hottness.

[Compton]

The parts that turn me on are the jaw line and the space between the shoulder and neck where the trapezius attaches to the collar bone. Mmmm sterno mastoid.

You and me both. Although I work with a woman with the most beautiful jade colored eyes. They stop me dead every time.

[gruamach]

Heh, Wendi's hubby is soon going to become a regular in the comic methinks.
I've a couple newish friends in KC who are totally getting into Piratey stuff and just discovered Brute Force Leather.

Deeva emailed me a link to the treasure-map corset going "I love this one! And dear god, that model is enough to make me turn lesbian"

"Yea....that's Wendi. She rocks."

"YOU KNOW HER!?!?!?"

"from A.G."

"....I hate you...."

[Leffy]

... treasure map corset....?

link please??????

[reo01]

The parts that turn me on are the jaw line and the space between the shoulder and neck where the trapezius attaches to the collar bone. Mmmm sterno mastoid.
Ohh yes, a nice jawline is very pleasing. I like my fellas butt and back too, lol. And the shape of his lips... manly but soft... yum!

[Daven]

... treasure map corset....?

link please??????

http://www.bruteforceleather.com/scripts/prodList.asp?idCategory=33

Brute Force does make very high quality corsets, but their site kind of sucks.

[Leffy]

i could forgive the bad site if they didn't charge so much.....

i need someone to kiss my lottery tickets....

[braveharlot]

I've a couple newish friends in KC who are totally getting into Piratey stuff and just discovered Brute Force Leather.

Deeva emailed me a link to the treasure-map corset going "I love this one! And dear god, that model is enough to make me turn lesbian"

"Yea....that's Wendi. She rocks."

"YOU KNOW HER!?!?!?"

"from A.G."

"....I hate you...."

Well. That's my super power, dontcha know. Confusing straight women. :dgrin:

In the words of a short female friend of mine who came up to me and got a hug and a kiss..."Tall like man, but soft like girl!" (I have that on a teeshirt now. I couldn't resist.)

Though, I'm thinking she was seeing Valerie, who is the co-owner and model for BFL in the pirate map corset. Ugly breakup with Thomas = No more Wendi on BFL's site. Enh, thus is life. I have a really awesome husband now, which is a lot better. :dgrin:

[Sehson]

Well. That's my super power, dontcha know. Confusing straight women. :dgrin:


:didea: Hmmmm. Sounds like I need to get you and my wife to meet. She has the Angelina Jolie thing going on... We know plenty of striaght women whom would consider going BI for her, :d8o: if she was willing...

And well like and most Guys I'd be willing to let it happen...

as long as I got to watch and play too;):dgrin: :dp:

[Compton]

My wife is the same way. The thing of it is, I'm so NOT a Jolie fan I'd be willing to let my wife do her thing without me, as long as I got a get out of jail free card for later use.

[JennieB]

Something about Angelina and the new Starbuck (Star Buck?) makes women drool.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Something about Angelina and the new Starbuck (Star Buck?) makes women drool.

Angelina's facial features seem to be taking over the rest of her body with time, and she's got a pretty heavy jaw line. Kind of pseudo-masculine and hyperfeminine at the same time, which might explain the response from women.

I find her pretty repulsive, but then again, celebrity status is an automatic turnoff for me.

[Mike Taylor]

I dunno about the rest of y'all, but Angelina Jolie creeps me out.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im intimidated by her lips

[Ruestir]

I want her locked in a cage to be brought out at my pleasure and watch those lips wrap around............*blinks* sorry I just lost the last 30 seconds. What were we talking about?

[Daven]

:didea: Hmmmm. Sounds like I need to get you and my wife to meet. She has the Angelina Jolie thing going on... We know plenty of striaght women whom would consider going BI for her, :d8o: if she was willing...

And well like and most Guys I'd be willing to let it happen...

as long as I got to watch and play too;):dgrin: :dp:

Hey! Where am I during all of this, making you dinner? (I am a good cook, by the way) If the wives play, I say that you and I sit back, watch, and drink expensive alcohol. *grin*

[Sehson]

:dgrin: Ain't got any problem with that.

though the wives might...:cry:

[Kamn]

With you watching or not joining in?:shhh:

[Death Dragon2]

I want her locked in a cage to be brought out at my pleasure and watch those lips wrap around............*blinks* sorry I just lost the last 30 seconds. What were we talking about?
Yeah, she does have DSLs.

[Sehson]

With you watching or not joining in?:shhh:

I stand very wobbly on the Fifth....

For those not in teh US the 5th amendment says that one does not have to reveal information that may incriminate oneself.

[Jackob]

I stand very wobbly on the Fifth....

For those not in teh US the 5th amendment says that one does not have to reveal information that may incriminate oneself.

Too late...

[Mike Taylor]

I'm intimidated by her lips

The lips are impressive. It's what's going on in her head that gives me the heebee jeebees.

[Ruestir]

It's what's going on in her head that gives me the heebee jeebees.

Well you know what they say, and no, I don't know who they are, but they are very quotable.

"The nuttier the sluttier!" - They

[Leffy]

does that mean her... uh.. appetite is bigger then that infamous mouth?

[Death Dragon2]

Well you know what they say, and no, I don't know who they are, but they are very quotable.

"The nuttier the sluttier!" - They
Speaking of- http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/223176/
Or if that site scares you-
"I cost $3700 a night"
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15

Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]

Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550

Favorite Color:
[] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400 (not a colour)
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550

[Mike Taylor]

does that mean her... uh.. appetite is bigger then that infamous mouth?

Her appetite is quite large. Playboy once did an interview with her. In that interview she states that she wants to "taste everyone in the world" (or words to that effect) before she dies. She also used to carry around a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood when they were together.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I cost $3050 a night

[domino]

Apparently i'm 4036 a night. Are girls just more expensive then boys?

wait nevermind that...OF COURSE we're more expensive!! Good chocolates and diamonds arent cheap!!:D

[Leffy]

o.O

..... i'm cheap then.... $1535

[Sehson]

My price varies with my mood and your personality and looks:dp:

[duane_kc]

Hmmm. $3475/night.

I knew I was good, but...[evil grin]

[Ruestir]

$3215....not so cheap.

[Death Dragon2]

Am I seriously the most expensive guy here?
Also, Click Me! (http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php)
(Click The Cargo Pants one)

[Mike Taylor]

$2455/night.

[domino]

;)does this mean I'm the most expensive? i may h ave to increase the hubby's chore list to off-set his bill some!!

[sableagle]

It seems that 28.2% of my price is attributable to my ability to reach that figure without a calculator.