Hey Jennie... someone is talking about you :-)

[nise]

All good things we promise. Thought you might be amused.
http://wench.org/forums/showthread.php?t=20047

[Mike Taylor]

Welcome aboard! Always fun to see how much of a following Jen has. Oh, and watch out for the pouncing pervs.

[Death Dragon2]

Pa-POUNCE-pa!
Welcome to our neck of the woods!

[greyloch]

Just read the wenches guild's posts. I find it kinda funny that Jennie got the head of DC security with her leafblower. And ladies, what is this "no commando under the Utilikilts" you speak of? Blasphemy! Heretics!! "Mr. Winky and The Boys" must be allowed their freedom!!! :rofl:

As for Jennie joining the wenches' guild, I have to ask, when would she have time to do this? Whenever I've touched base with her, she's always got her calendar fully booked months in advance.

(insert personal rant here)
BTW, I thought about joining the Rogues' guild at my local faire. When they told me all the things that I'd have to do, my response was, "Fuck that shit." I already know how to do all things they said I would need to learn and can probably out-rogue most men in the guild.

Skills I already possess:

can speak to the ladies in French (Oui, je parle un peu de Français et j'adore les femmes dans tous leur formes);
know how to properly kiss a maiden's hand (taught to me by a gay man, no lie) and "other" things (went to a class one time entitled, "Lick a witch." So use your imagination :dgrin:);
can affect a Scottish brogue that's to die for;
have been known to ellicit world-weary sighs from most of the women I know at 50 paces (hey, it's a talent);
and know the Australian technique for grape diving.

:neener: to the Rogues' guild.

[Crazeyal]

DOG PILE ON THE NEWBIE!!!!

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

Welcome aboard! Always fun to see how much of a following Jen has. Oh, and watch out for the pouncing pervs.

Pa-POUNCE-pa!
Welcome to our neck of the woods!

DOG PILE ON THE NEWBIE!!!!


Like those pouncing pervs. Welcome!

[JennieB]

I don't think joining the wenches entails anything more than signing up on a forum. I would just feel bad if I did because I barely check THIS forum and I only get around to cleaning out myspace once every few months. I don't even check the messages on myspace anymore. And I only update livejournal about three times a year. So I could physically get an account with the wenches, I jut don't think I'd be able to check it very much. .. it is a nice bit of estrogen though.

"Australian technique for grape diving"
does that have anything to do with the "scroll button"?

[Sehson]

As the husband of A guilded wench and a guilded Rogue. The only thing required to join either guild is to buy the membership from Lundegaard Armourey (http://www.lundegaard.com/catalog/guilds-c2.html)

Anyone that tells you different is lieing.

If you join either of the guilds it is basically a way to further meet others and another reason to play. Myself and the Wife both have stopped playing with the guilds of our local faire because of stupid DRAMA.

If anyone has any questions about the guilds feel free to ask. I can probably fill ya in on the reality versus the political/drama. Having dealt with it.


"Australian technique for grape diving"
does that have anything to do with the "scroll button"?

Nope. Any women that has worn a bodice/ corset know what they do to the cleavage.

A grape dive is where a woman places a grape between her corsetted bussoms. And a lucky participant fetches said grape without using there hands.

Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.

[JennieB]

oh, that's like corset shots.
damn
I thought because Australian was in it... "down under"
see, that's no where near as fun as it sounded.

[Mike Taylor]

oh, that's like corset shots.
damn
I thought because Australian was in it... "down under"
see, that's no where near as fun as it sounded.

Think of it as a prelude to other things. :dgrin:

And I wouldn't worry too much about you "not being here enough". I usually see you online at least a few times during the week and you post often enough that we know you're not neglecting the board.

[Jay]

.. it is a nice bit of estrogen though.

"Australian technique for grape diving"
does that have anything to do with the "scroll button"?

does it come in pints?

[Jay]

[QUOTE=JennieB;10032] .. it is a nice bit of estrogen though. QUOTE]

does it come in pints?

[John Northman]

*looks at the wench forum*

*circles around the forum*

0_o

*pokes the forum with a stick a few times...*

Hey guys!

*points*

Whuz is that thing?

[Mike Taylor]

does it come in pints?
:d8o:... :d/:... :didea:... :dgrin:

[sableagle]

oh, that's like corset shots.
damn
I thought because Australian was in it... "down under"
see, that's no where near as fun as it sounded.If you did it without the corset, you could start with a glass of champagne between your fingertips, then a line of whipped cream with bits of strawberry in it up yoru forearms, then a grape between your teeth, then a shot glass between your breasts, then one between your knees, then one between your thighs, then one between the tops of your thighs ... then the Australian kiss (like a French kiss but down under), and that could be fun. Of course, if you got the giggles you'd get Baileys or rum or something all over you and then there'd be pirates all over the show risking their lives to save the rum.

[John Northman]

0_o

*nosebleed*

[sableagle]

0_o

*nosebleed*http://www.misfile.com/index.php?page=153

[Compton]

oh, that's like corset shots.
damn
I thought because Australian was in it... "down under"
see, that's no where near as fun as it sounded.

And its brainwaves like this that create a comic I love so much.

[Animae]

I think I'm in love. I wanna be a wench.

[duane_kc]

oh, that's like corset shots.
damn
I thought because Australian was in it... "down under"
see, that's no where near as fun as it sounded.
[evil grin] Grape diving is an art. Austrailian rules just means...

...you come up from down under.

[duane_kc]

[slaps forehead]

Teach me to check for a second page before I post...arg.