Stares Down Another Year...

[Mike Taylor]

Tomorrow I turn 36. Somehow, I'm not very elated about the prospect.

[Maz]

Birthdays are for celebrating.

Should never deprive yourself of that. Think that is why some people, as they get older, dread their birthdays ... withdrawl from a decent celebration of their life.

Oh, and HAPPY B-DAY!!!

[Evandril]

Happy Birthday! And don't feel bad, still not near the oldest here, so you can still laugh at the folks using the walkers ;)

[Crazeyal]

pffft

Try it on THIS side o forty!!

[Evandril]

pffft

Try it on THIS side o forty!!

See?? *Hands Al his walker* :DP:

[Crazeyal]

*sweeps Evandril's legs*

I just ran 5 miles this morning... You?

[Evandril]

I just ran 5 miles this morning... You?

I was smart enough not to get caught! :dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

Who said I was the one being chased?:al:

[Sehson]

:birth:

[Crazeyal]

uh yeah.. happy .. stuff..:jbangel:

[Evandril]

So you ran five miles, and STILL couldn't catch 'em? *Adds turbo to the walker* That might help for next time ;)

[Crazeyal]

Who said I didn't? Why do ya think I'm smokin???:al:

[Wayne]

Yer not even anywhere near half way through life Mike. You still have many great things ahead of ya.

Have a great B-Day.

[Ruestir]

Who said I didn't? Why do ya think I'm smokin???:al:
Use more lube?

[Plunder Down-Under]

I dont like the idea of saying when half way through life is, cause that implies you know when it ends. You assasin wanna-be.

[Wayne]

I dont like the idea of saying when half way through life is, cause that implies you know when it ends. You assasin wanna-be.

Half way through could be anytime. I just like to think that halfway for me is a long way off, cause I plan on living forever.

[UberFische]

I dont like the idea of saying when half way through life is, cause that implies you know when it ends. You assasin wanna-be.

I know when my life is going to end (if all goes according to my plans) July 19th 2028, upon my 36th birthday, I will unleash an army of bears that I have genetically altered, and beaten until they are the pinnacle of surliness, to ravage the continent of North America... I do not expect to survive, nor should anyone else

[Maz]

Live forever, there is no half way. :cool:

[Wayne]

Live forever, there is no half way. :cool:

I was never very good at math.

[Maz]

Me neither. Is good when it's not needed. :cool:

[Mike Taylor]

It's not the number that's the issue. Had other events, which I'm not at liberty to divulge here, not happened in the past couple of days my mood would be a lot different. Hell, I get the day off tomorrow and the folks are sending me something in the mail. I'd be all over that, normally. I think I'll just pull the covers over my head until the 20th is over.

[Wayne]

Bummer that other stuff has ya down. And it is always fun to have a day off on your b-day.

[Leffy]

so.... since its your birthday and all... do we get to see you in your birthday suit? :DP:

[Wayne]

Wait till someone brings up the spankings.

*points to a paddle hidden in the corner*

[UberFische]

*looks at paddle, shakes head and points to bat wrapped with barbed wire*

[Wayne]

I really have to stop thinking on such a small scale.

[Leffy]

hm yes. remember creativity is the key in punishment. anyone can give you a spanking, but only the masters make it last.

[Wayne]

hm yes. remember creativity is the key in punishment. anyone can give you a spanking, but only the masters make it last.

And make you believe that you enjoyed it the entire time.

"Thank you sir, may I have another"

[Leffy]

you don't have to enjoy the punishment per se. just the fact that you know you deserve it.

[Wayne]

you don't have to enjoy the punishment per se. just the fact that you know you deserve it.


I have deserved every ounce of pain that has been sent my way.

[Crazeyal]

I think I'll just pull the covers over my head until the 20th is over.
Take the advice of a former "Peter Pan Syndrome" sufferer... Hiding from it makes it worse. It's all outlook and a bit o' in-look. I still have fun, I still act wacky when I feel like it, and my hobbies are playing headgames and blowing shit up!!! But I grew up years ago. Got a wife, a dog and a mortgage.

Aint killed me yet.

I look at every grey hair as a badge of honor. I survived this far. Just be glad to be above ground and healthy.

That, and having a birthday is a GREAT excuse to be naughty!!!:al:

[Wayne]

And ordering strippers.

[Leffy]

you have to order them? is there a catalogue? do they come as good as they look in the catalogue?

[Crazeyal]

Nah.. no orders.. I just point... Usually does the trick...

*sees Leffy winding up for a strike*

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

[Leffy]

i'm a good girl.


but well damn. i was kinda intrigued by the idea of a stripper catalogue.

[Crazeyal]

Oh.. my bad.. You heard the word strippers and thought someone was hiring??

[Wayne]

i'm a good girl.


but well damn. i was kinda intrigued by the idea of a stripper catalogue.

I am too now.

[Leffy]

lmao i'd suck as a stripper. i mean i can wiggle and undress but i need alot of drinks to get it right. and then i'd suck as a stripper because there'd be no need for tips.

now costume choreographer... i could do that

[Wayne]

lmao i'd suck as a stripper. i mean i can wiggle and undress but i need alot of drinks to get it right. and then i'd suck as a stripper because there'd be no need for tips.

I think an outside party should be the judge of that.

*raises hand to volenteer*

[Leffy]

lol what do i get out if it?

[Wayne]

A lot of $1 bills and a new pair of boots.

[Leffy]

i am tempted...... but i get the feeling theres an asskicking out of it too

[Crazeyal]

Wow.. you ARE kinky!! :al:

[Leffy]

when the mood suits me

[Wayne]

Those boots are made for walkin'

[Ruestir]

when the mood suits me

*starts humming "My Favorite Things"*

[Darlica]

Happy B-day Mike!

I'll spare you the singing though, no M. Monroe if you know what I mean. :o

~D

[Wayne]

Happy B-day Mike!

I'll spare you the singing though, no M. Monroe if you know what I mean. :o

~D

I am sure though that Mike would love to see how you would dance to the song.

[Mike Taylor]

so.... since its your birthday and all... do we get to see you in your birthday suit? :DP:

Fantasy Mike

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/Bring-Tha-Noise-1.jpg


Real Mike... And His Amazing Chick Magnet Forehead

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/mikeandlindsey.jpg

[domino]

Remember...

Age is just a number.

Its how much fun you have that matters!:dgrin:

[Leffy]

and you can have more fun the older you get. and that forehead ain't too bad. i have an ex thats balding. i STILL rub it for luck. and cause its just a nifty tactile sensation and lets me get away with it hehehe.

[Mike Taylor]

Remember...

Age is just a number.

Its how much fun you have that matters!:dgrin:

Welcome, domino. As I've said elsewhere in the thread, it's not the actual age that's the issue.

[Wayne]

What to say about Fantasy Mike and his big gun?

[Leffy]

.... hehe. i'll refrian from comment. cause the big gun.

[Mike Taylor]

The body belongs to Vulcan Raven, one of the characters from Metal Gear Solid, which came out on the original PlayStation. I owned several of the figures at one point. Solid Snake, Revolver Ocelot, Vulcan Raven, Sniper Wolf, Meryl, and the Cyber Ninja. A buddy of mine had some photo editing software and a new digital camera, so we decided to have some fun one day.

[Leffy]

looks like vin diesel on a psycho-steroid cocktail

[Mike Taylor]

Decided to put on the sunglasses because I kept closing my eyes when the flash went off.

[Leffy]

hehehe adds to the whole psycho-ness

[Mike Taylor]

Meh, I'm really just a big ol' teddy bear. Well, more like a Big Lebowski teddy bear.

[Wayne]

Dude.

[Mike Taylor]

I am sure though that Mike would love to see how you would dance to the song.

That, I would. :)

[Nimue]

Happy birthday!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im curious as to how Mike would dance

[Mike Taylor]

Mike does not dance, as doing so would violate several international treaties regarding cruel and unusual punishment. Plus, I've got a few worn out parts that can't handle the abuse like they used to.

EDIT: In about two more hours this day will FINALLY be over.

[Evandril]

Remember...

Age is just a number.

Its how much fun you have that matters!:dgrin:

*pounces the newbie*

Should give him a demonstration, that'd cheer him up ;)

[Mike Taylor]

Leffy's already done wonders to brighten my mood. She's a sweetie.

[Leffy]

shhh if people know that i'm a sweety i'll never live it down :P i'm just a ditzy nympho with half a brain.

[Mike Taylor]

shhh if people know that i'm a sweety i'll never live it down :P i'm just a ditzy nympho with half a brain.

Oops...

I sowwy. :o

[domino]

i just finished up grad school, so i finally have time to rediscover fun and actually have it!

not too sure the husband would approve of me showing other guys how to have fun...(i think other girls would be acceptable though;))