Fun day at work

[Darlica]

As I mentioned in my hello post I workpartime selling booze and I had a rather chaotic day at work today, but there was a couple of golden nuggets that I will remember for a long time...

I had two people with touretts in my line at the same time... [o_Ô]
One was mostly humming, groaning and jerking his head about.
The other one was quiet but twitching untill he got to my counter, and then started mumbling obcenities. I got: "cunt, cunt, cunt, dick" when I was handed the money. I just tilted my head, smiled and said -A good day to you too! -and got a big smile back while the rest of the line looked like they had been struck by lightning.
[grin]

The other thing was a very macho young man standing in the line singing to himself, now that is enough to make me smile, but it was with great difficulty I kept a straight face when I realised he was singing "Lola" (The Cramps song). He didn't looked nor sounded like he knew the whole lyric...

Part of it runs as a Coca-cola ad here right now I guess that's where he picked it up. :dgrin:
I had a giggle fit 10 minutes later when I finally could leave the counter and get out to the stockroom. :p


~D

Edit: It's The Kinks not the Cramps I got them mixed up hen writing

[Big Otis Landfish]

Part of it runs as a Coca-cola ad here right now I guess that's where he picked it up. :dgrin:
I had a giggle fit 10 minutes later when I finally could leave the counter and get out to the stockroom. :p


~D

LOL - I love misplaced chunks of lyrics. One of my favorites was that Wranglers add a few years back which used the first two lines of CCR's "Fortunate Son" while showing someone waving the ol' stars and stripes... but none of the rest of the song. :dgrin:

Must be selling to just the cannon-pointers. Actually, that may be correct for Wranglers....

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, theyre red, white and blue.
And when the band plays hail to the chief,
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, lord,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,

Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no millionaires son, no.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no.

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
Ooh, they only answer more! more! more! yoh,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, one.

[Wayne]

I wish I had easy nut jobs to deal with at work. I have to deal with crazy volenteers who think I should be available 24 hours a day.

And I like that CCR song. The first two lines are about me.

[Maz]

The probelm I always had when working with volunteers is you can't order them like employees. Gotta give into whims and unreliability, be nice and ask sweetly ... but then I'm always nice me, :cool:

[Ruestir]

... but then I'm always nice me, :cool:
*coughs*

[Maz]

He-e-e-ey ... am sweet and innocent I am, :D

[Wayne]

He-e-e-ey ... am sweet and innocent I am, :D


That's what your listing in the catalog says. :dgrin:

[Leffy]

i'll buy into the sweet but c'moooon. you're posting here. that immediately negates all aforementioned innocence.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im innocent :jbangel:

[Leffy]

..... no you're merely untrained in the ways of the downright corrupted. give us time.

[Wayne]

i'll buy into the sweet but c'moooon. you're posting here. that immediately negates all aforementioned innocence.

If you only knew the true depths of my mind in the gutter you would see that you are still an innocent. ;)

[Leffy]

i'm not innocent, merely still as yet untried.

[Wayne]

Now I am going to add 'tease' to the list. :D

[Leffy]

i'm most definately a tease ;)

[Wayne]

Then you are one of the best kinds of women to flirt with.

[Leffy]

i love flirting ^.^ it breaks the ice opens the soul and comes so naturally

[Wayne]

i love flirting ^.^ it breaks the ice opens the soul and comes so naturally

I never noticed.

[Leffy]

hehehe. i'm subtle aren't i?

[Ruestir]

hehehe. i'm subtle aren't i?
A veritable ninja you are......in rusty plate armor walking through dried up leaves.

[Leffy]

with bubble wrap underwear

[Ruestir]

with bubble wrap underwear

Oooo really? *peaks reaches down and pops one*

[Leffy]

hehehe that would be pretty cool huh?

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Bubble wrap bra....boobies and bubble wrap popping..... we could make millions.... :D

[Ruestir]

hehehe that would be pretty cool huh?
Very...wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of ya! :dgrin:

[Wayne]

Bubble wrap bra....boobies and bubble wrap popping..... we could make millions.... :D


This will become the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[Leffy]

downside is is what about when you've popped all of it?

[Big Otis Landfish]

It should be engineered to fall off automatically once every bubble is popped.:dgrin:

[Wayne]

downside is is what about when you've popped all of it?

I have a few ideas of what would come next. ;)

[Nimue]

I don't know, not sure I'd want the pressure marks from the bubbles on breasts and ass. Pink polka dots do not become me.

Interesting day at work...found out a container got knocked into the channel at one of the New York terminals. It bobbed around for a bit while they tried to fish it out, then sank about forty feet. When they tried to retrieve it from the bottom of the channel, it split in half and dumped the cargo out.

Later in the day, a customer trying to claim import cargo sent a check in. The person at our company they had spoken with told them to make the check out to the steamship line. First of all, they sent a personal check, which we can't accept for commercial cargo. Secondly, they made it to the order of "Steamship Line." :rolleyes: