Rapscallion
07-21-2007, 10:11 PM
It's our thirtieth birthday as a company this year. We had a party to celebrate - it's continuing as I type. I started work at 7am today, did a full day in the warehouse, and I have no intention of staying until I'm too tired to drive.
How typical was it for us? Not very, really. A typical party for us involves someone embarrassing themselves through chemical use - a few of the younger chaps were obviously trying their best, but talking to everyone at once very quickly isn't that blush-worthy. Definitely some class A chemicals going on, but...
As to the divorce situation - it's not really one of our get-togethers unless there's a divorce imminent afterwards. It was rather bland on that front, from what I saw, but that sort of thing usually gets reported on later. However, since I'd been partaking of the lemonade quite happily (other people were quite happy to buy me them for some reason), I had to unload before heading out.
Myself and a colleague were doing the old "stare straight forward" routine whilst unloading when we heard a voice coming from the single cubicle in there. It was joined by another voice. Then a third came apparent, a female voice, and we slowly stared at each other. Yes, we violated the most sacred laws of all time, but this was a doozy.
We finished rather quickly. There was a clinking sound. Emoboy's voice was quickly recognised, as was the voice of his female minder - a lady he has described as MILFalicious in times gone by. I didn't see the third person. However, she showed no shame in being in the chap's toilets and walked out, giving Emoboy a kiss on the cheek as she did so. He looked rather foolish.
I will be finding more out about this. Either his wildest dreams came true, or there was some substance abuse going on in there, accounting for her lack of embarassment.
Tongues will wag, and mine will be one of them as I seek details.
Rapscallion
How typical was it for us? Not very, really. A typical party for us involves someone embarrassing themselves through chemical use - a few of the younger chaps were obviously trying their best, but talking to everyone at once very quickly isn't that blush-worthy. Definitely some class A chemicals going on, but...
As to the divorce situation - it's not really one of our get-togethers unless there's a divorce imminent afterwards. It was rather bland on that front, from what I saw, but that sort of thing usually gets reported on later. However, since I'd been partaking of the lemonade quite happily (other people were quite happy to buy me them for some reason), I had to unload before heading out.
Myself and a colleague were doing the old "stare straight forward" routine whilst unloading when we heard a voice coming from the single cubicle in there. It was joined by another voice. Then a third came apparent, a female voice, and we slowly stared at each other. Yes, we violated the most sacred laws of all time, but this was a doozy.
We finished rather quickly. There was a clinking sound. Emoboy's voice was quickly recognised, as was the voice of his female minder - a lady he has described as MILFalicious in times gone by. I didn't see the third person. However, she showed no shame in being in the chap's toilets and walked out, giving Emoboy a kiss on the cheek as she did so. He looked rather foolish.
I will be finding more out about this. Either his wildest dreams came true, or there was some substance abuse going on in there, accounting for her lack of embarassment.
Tongues will wag, and mine will be one of them as I seek details.
Rapscallion