Two girls enter. One girl leaves.

[RazorJAK]

I vote for the naked coffee bean wrestling. (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1051)

[TNT]

Faye weilding the mighty battle spatula as Penelope dashes in with the broadsword, who will win in this battle of the babes?

[domino]

thats the only way to settle a "FAT" fight. I"m suprised though, i would have thought guys would prefer naked wrestling in whipped cream (its a coffee shop so they are bound to have tons even if its soy non fat or whatever) over coffee beans...hte beans just dont seem as messy and sexy at the same time as whipped cream does...

[Ruestir]

I nominate domino as coordinator of all future girl fights.

[sableagle]

Do D*Con allow custom-built furniture?

We're going to need 20 x 1 metres of 12mm ply, 80 metres of planed 70x50mm, 20 x 0.25 metres of 6mm ply, 40 metres of planed 50x25mm, 40 x 1.5 metres of closed-cell padding at least 50mm thick, a large box of screws, some basic tools, several 25 cubic metre batches of whipped cream and one amazingly huge quantity of shrink-wrap.

Possibly also some clean towels. That or fanboys with good personal hygiene and well-trained tongues.

[domino]

I nominate domino as coordinator of all future girl fights.


i think it stems from my being a tomboy growing up or how its easier to associate with guys talkign about things other than makeup and how cute whatshisname and clothes...

i have the (un)fortunate female ablility to almsot think like a guy...:rolleyes:

[Fount]

...and one amazingly huge quantity of shrink-wrap.

I believe the correct quantity is fucktonne...and one fucktonne of shrink-wrap.

[TNT]

Sometimes I have the scary ability to almost think like a girl... it comes from being around too many women. Like Martin. ^+^

[greyloch]

Possibly also some clean towels. That or fanboys with good personal hygiene and well-trained tongues.

Ooo! Ooo!! Pick me! Pick me!!! :licker: I'll be good. Honest. :flame:

Hell's bells, if the Wolfpack can throw a party with a pole dancing contest, I'm sure that a whipped cream or jello wrestling match shouldn't be a problem. And GWAR used to perform at D*Con (years and years ago) so there's probably lots of leftover plastic coverings and tarps to be had.

And naked coffee bean wrestling is probably the only way someone will ever get me to drink and enjoy coffee. :dgrin:

[sableagle]

I believe the correct quantity is fucktonne...and one fucktonne of shrink-wrap.What's that in metric shitloads?

[jimbo]

thats the only way to settle a "FAT" fight. I"m suprised though, i would have thought guys would prefer naked wrestling in whipped cream (its a coffee shop so they are bound to have tons even if its soy non fat or whatever) over coffee beans...hte beans just dont seem as messy and sexy at the same time as whipped cream does...


In mid-fight, I can just picture Faye, fiddly-bits covered in whipped cream, reaching desperately for the espresso machine...

"MORE FOAM. LESS MILK!"

[Rapscallion]

What's that in metric shitloads?

Less than in Imperial shitloads, unfortunately. Everything's shrinking...

Rapscallion

[greyloch]

What's that in metric shitloads?

*dies laughing*:rofl:

[Silverharp]

Do D*Con allow custom-built furniture?

We're going to need 20 x 1 metres of 12mm ply, 80 metres of planed 70x50mm, 20 x 0.25 metres of 6mm ply, 40 metres of planed 50x25mm, 40 x 1.5 metres of closed-cell padding at least 50mm thick, a large box of screws, some basic tools, several 25 cubic metre batches of whipped cream and one amazingly huge quantity of shrink-wrap.

Possibly also some clean towels. That or fanboys with good personal hygiene and well-trained tongues.

I love you.
Although my wife may not :D

Tom the Pixie King

[Detritus]

i have the (un)fortunate female ablility to almsot think like a guy...

that ability was one of the reasons i married my wife.

well that and for her, the smell of testosterone + intelligence = her drug of choice.