Funny quotes from larps.

[Twinswords]

Everyone has some great quotes from their characters.

To start some quotes from my necromancer. (In this larp necromancers were legal and the best healers and had great knowledge over the body and spirit.)

"If you aren`t dying, you`re paying."

"mmm what would happen if we combine metal with zombies?"(the start of a lot of very scary cooperation with some engineers. Think zombies with full plate or dragonskin.)

"By the power of the darkest necromancy, i will flay the flesh from your bones and let the powers of the underworld....*fizzle* Are they gone?" (This goes to show that even without any magic left, the reputation of a necromancer still counts for something.)

"You want me to do WHAT???!!" (It is rare occurence for a necromancer to be asked for testing a pregant woman with some prenatal exams.)

"Trust me, these experiments are totally safe." (Ok, so i was a bit off on that one.)

Get the other master! I don`t care if he doesn`t have any time. (Which led to another necromancer being dragged by a zombie to me.)

A last one, a rule which many of my and other people characters live by (This one was not made up by me.) Rule 11: High sqeaky voices jusitify target practice. (A lot of wizards HATE fairies and goblins.)

What for quotes do you have?

[Crazeyal]

GM: Dude!! Are you okay?!?!?
ME: (in zombie makeup) No.. I'M FREAKING DEAD!!!

GM:I.. I can't believe you are making a VAMPIRE BOMB TO BLOW UP SATAN!!

(Sung to the tune of "Be our guest")
Be a PEST Be a PEST! Put their paaatience to the test!
Royal Ball? Council Meeting ? Drop your pants, show your BUTT as a greeting!

[Seolta]

On seeing the PC-in-question's boss(a dark elf) run across a field dodging lightning and fireballs from the sky: "That's one way t' get yer exercise in."
Boss: "So is killing insubordinate subordinates."
PC: "Well, sure...but then ya'd have to go to an awful lot of trouble t' train someone to be half as good as I am, when there's far better things y'could be doin'. Besides which, I'm amusing." Only time I've ever seen a Drae smile when there was no killing or pain involved, and he actually laughed. :D

Fairy, gesturing to the flowering vine on her head:"I've been deflowered!"
Other PC: "You're the brothel madame, I would hope that had happened well before now..."

This one's only hearsay...sometime during the summer before I started larping, a guy decided to play in only a loincloth...as one friend put it, "every time I sat down, I'd turn around and there was ASS in my face." All weekend, you'd hear such spell verbals as "I grant you the gift of PANTS!" "I summon a force to give you PANTS!" "I call forth PANTS!" and so on. :rolleyes:


Annnnddd one more: "If you love someone, set them on fire. If they love you, they'll put themselves out. Otherwise...let 'em burn."

[Talen]

Speaking of goblins, a few years back:

Warrior trainer with a few newbie barbarian fighters during a big field battle: "Alrighty, this is how ya deal with a pack o' weakling foes!"

(Squad of goblins attacks, screaming "Die for chief!" in typical goblin-squeak)

Trainer: "No...." *oneshots first goblin*, "No...." *chops arm off second goblin*, "No...." *cuts polearm of hobgoblin leader in half, guts hobgoblin*, "No!" *puts a throwing knife in the back of the last, fleeing goblin, who drops dead*

Barbarians, as one: "We understand, war leader!"

"Just say NO to goblins!"

[Travellar]

To the Mithral golem:
"uh, behind you."

Mithral golem doesn't even bother to react, as water elemental drifts up behind him. 10 massive, 10 massive, 10 massive...

Mithral golem turns around, splatters the water elemental.

[doomscape]

My favorite quotes so far are the ones made with Grum's Company, and especially Amos, my rogue cohort and brother-in-arms:

High Priestess: "What are you two doing over there?" (we were gambling at the time, I believe)
Us: "Not scoundrelling, ma'am!"
Amos: "Locke (me) is actually set for some scoundrelling five minutes from now, ma'am."
Locke: "But Amos scoundrelled just last candlemark, ma'am."
Amos: "So, it could be said we're scoundrelin' right now, ma'am, seein' as that it's bound to happen sooner or later."

(We were thwacked around by an angry high priestess after that one)

Also, Amos speaks in a very over-the-top Irish accent. After asking how he managed to survive what appeared to be a very one-sided battle, Amos replied to me,

"Well, like everythin' I couldna have survived without this outrageous accent, good looks, and my charm."

To which I replied, "Did your breath help?"

And Amos only replied, "Aye, indeed!"



*shrugs* mine aren't very good yet, but I'll try to keep some in mind.

[poptartgeeba]

Mage: Look what I can do! *levitates a foot off the ground*

Shamman:*levitates to the top of a small building effortlessly* ...That's nice...

:eek:

[sableagle]

Ummm ... how did they LARP that?

[poptartgeeba]

Ummm ... how did they LARP that?

Oops, that was my only line from a tabletop, sorry. I can make it up later.

[Twinswords]

Ummm ... how did they LARP that?

*Sees two sl`s holding a ladder with oc tape wrapped around it.* "That`s it, we are not pshyrepping this spell anymore and you can forget about your fly spell."

:dgrin:

[poptartgeeba]

*Gypsy is telling a fortune and using a spirit that talks through a skull to help. Spirit is named Eeron*

Darius: I wish to rent your skull *throws a great amount of money on the table and takes skull out the door, the skull stops "working"*

*brings skull back into room*Darius: Its broken

Eeron: No, I stay here, but the skull can go. Oh and don't scratch it.

Darius: I want my money back then.

Gypsy: Nope, you can rent the skull, and its been paid for. Plus you've left the room already.

Eeron: Man it sucks to be you, I would have asked the properties before throwing money away.

Gypsy: Yeah, but that's because you don't shut up...*looks at Darius* Actually take the skull, I want some actual sleep tonight!

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At the end of the day:

2nd voice from skull: I know the components to the ritual!

Gypsy: There's two of you now?!?

Eeron: We're like mongrels, we multiply like crazy, ain't it fun?

Gypsy: Great, there goes my sanity!

Eeron: No, it went a while ago, along with your virginity...

Gypsy: You want to test if your precious skull can fly through a window?

Eeron:... So what were those components...?:skull: