Of All That is Dark and Morbid

[Max Kodan]

Of All That is Dark and Morbid (http://darkandmorbid.smackjeeves.com/)

A comic that shows the side of the story no one tells.

A tale of the murderers, and what flows through their minds.

Everyone knows what it's like for the victims. All those people who seek revenge on the murderers, those poor souls who lose something dear to them. But what of the killers?

Not every murderer is like the Joker. Not all killers are crazed maniacs, with nothing on their minds but death. Some have lives. Some have families.

Here's the tale that you DON'T see. The side of the story that is so often forgotten. We take you now into the mind of a killer.

[Max Kodan]

Whew! Now that I've got THAT out of my system, I can write without being all dramatic-like. This is a comic hosted on Smack Jeeves dot com. It's a collaboration between me (The writer who can't draw for crap.) and Nicarius (The amazing artist.) We're only a few pages in, but we're planning deep into this story. Please leave some feedback on the site, and here, if you want. Oh, and how is that for an advertising post? *Points up* Too much?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Sounds good. Reminds me of "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac" on the first page

[TNT]

Ah... the tormented mind of a killer. Twisted reasons for killing and the insatiable need to continue. The downtrodden and closed off are always the ones who strike unexpectantly, the ones who are always considered insignificant are always the most dangerous....

I mean.. :shhh: uhhhhhh... Im not psychotic. Not any more...Not since the meds...

[Max Kodan]

Hah, yeah, if you read Nic's comment, and our disclaimer, we do say that he's based in appearance off of JTHM. Thanks for your support, guys ^^

[Plunder Down-Under]

I never read comments... that would be pandering to your ego! And I do not panda.

[Max Kodan]

I'm...fairly sure I'm insulted by that o.o;

[Plunder Down-Under]

Good now you're getting used to being a webcomic artist/writer/whatever you are. :)

[jimbo]

Makes me wonder if we could start a successful "Panda Ring" website. Yes, precious stones included. For all you Panda lovers everywhere!

panda-ring.com (is it even available?)

...

Oh man, it is.

[Farler]

DON'T DISS THE JOKER! His mind is complex and phenomenal and he doesn't just think of murder. Oh no, he's an artist. He's brought insanity to a higher level.

[Plunder Down-Under]

No-one dissed the Joker. Calm thyself.

[Farler]

No-one dissed the Joker. Calm thyself.

"Not every murderer is like the Joker. Not all killers are crazed maniacs, with nothing on their minds but death. Some have lives. Some have families."


he done dissed the joker. The joker is more then just a crazed maniac. And he has a life and family too!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Maybe he is more but that he IS a crazed maniac reguardless of what else he is. Besides i read the statements to be seperate but supporting roles in an idea.

[Max Kodan]

Maybe he is more but that he IS a crazed maniac reguardless of what else he is. Besides i read the statements to be seperate but supporting roles in an idea.

That's kinda what I was going for. I know the joker has a family and such, I just meant that not all murderers are full time criminals.

[Leffy]

but an amazing criminal Mistah J can be

[Crazeyal]

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/harley.gif

[Leffy]

oh yes i love you Al.

[Crazeyal]

Typical Harley.. Broom in one hand, buttcheeks on other...

[CptCalico]

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/harley.gif

Is it any wonder the joker's crazy.

[Leffy]

you don't know your Batman.

Harley Quinn was originally Joker's Pyschiatrist, during one of his stays in Arkham, meaning she used to be a very intelligent, self confident young woman, but he romanticized her and it broke her poor little mind. for all her insanity cruelty and evil, she does it all for an ultimate good: Love.

now the downside... she got her own comic because Joker made a booboo. he decided to piss on her love. don't warp a woman then leave her boys. she tends to know your secrets, and may very well end up with a more badass girlfriend then you could ever hope to be.

[CptCalico]

Don't worry, I know the HQ story. I wonder if it would have been such a tantalizing tale if she hadn't been so drop dead gorgeous though, and with the zany cutsie thing. Frankly, she could have been a mass murderer standing up to her knees in a pool of blood and I'd STILL root for her.

Only thing about the character that irritates the hell out of me is that when she's out of costume she has these modest hips and butt, but when the outfit goes on she get these KILLER thingies instead.

[Farler]

The joker is my hero. I idolize him with all my heart, but it saddens me greatly the way he fucks things up with Harley. Im very disappointed boss.

[CptCalico]

It is an interesting use in a toon of a story of a classic abuser-victim relationship though. I'm somewhat awed the writers got away with it.

[Max Kodan]

It is kinda strange that that kind of abuse is shown so openly in cartoons, actually. (Though it could and probably should be much, much worse...Joker's a little out of character being as lenient as he is >>; ).

Anyway, somewhat back on topic, new page is up. We're juuuuuuust about to get into the story ^^.

[RazorJAK]

Only thing about the character that irritates the hell out of me is that when she's out of costume she has these modest hips and butt, but when the outfit goes on she get these KILLER thingies instead.

Maybe her suit is made of unstable molecules?

[Farler]

Maybe her suit is made of unstable molecules?

naw, it's all in how she carries herself. There's something about putting on your costume that just makes everything better. You stand straighter move faster all your physical features become more pronounced. All costumes are magic in that way.

[RazorJAK]

Hmmm ... so is that why I seem to be even more "Kick-asso" when I don the biker jacket and c-boots?

[Leffy]

oooh biker jacket. yep those are selfcontained talismans of confidence and badassery.

besides her costume would most likely be spandex or atleast a really tight stretchy cotton right? now think of this: what are support/shaper undies made of? holy shit! spandexy-stretchy cotton stuffs! lol now would YOU wear any spandex without assuring yourself there was a shaper pattern to it? of course her ass hips and boobulahs look badass in the costume! its made that way!