I love my icon...

[Crazeyal]

But I may have to start smoking to live up to it...

:al:

[Death Dragon2]

I'm trying to think where I've seen that guy.... "Flash Gordon: The Movie"?

[Maz]

:d8o:

Is Ming the Merciless!

[Shryke]

you should not use ming from flash gordon. you should use Emporer Wang from the planet Porno from flesh gordon! now there was an evil genius. using a sex ray to subjugate a planet? pure genius!

[Wayne]

Now there is a movie that I need to rent.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Porn plots rule

[Crazeyal]

I said MY ICON :al: not may AVATAR...

sheesh..

[Wayne]

You mean we're suppose to pay attention before we post?

[Maz]

I know, but was just following thread of conversation, :cool:

[Wayne]

It is an off topic forum.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I didnt notice the distinction and im not ashamed to admit it!!

[Ecchi_Kitty]

I am amuse by most of the icons, like many of the avatars, and am amused by most of the name changes, as well as the names that didn't change.

[Crazeyal]

MAN.. would I like mod powers for just ONE ARGUEMEN.. uh... day..

:al:

The names I'd give people...

[Wayne]

Nothing stopping ya from making a thread where you hand out new names to any and all you feel are worthy of the responsibility that you bestow on them.

[Crazeyal]

Other than the fact that most of my intended targets are notoriously short of humor???

[toreador]

lol as long as he leaves jennie alone im sure it would be all good!:rolleyes:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Sense of Humor is for Nazi's!

If you laugh the terrorists have already won.

[kitty!]

The name changes make me sad because now I no longer know who is who.

Where the fuck is Shryke? Who the hell is Wayne? WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN SPOONS!?

[Wayne]

Wayne is someone who didn't post anywhere near enough after he joined the original board a few years ago. He is mostly harmless and not on the 10 most wanted list. Also he can't talk about witness protection or he will have to move again.

And the spoons ran away with the dishes, while a cow jumped over the moon.

[Ruestir]

I don't think anyone has really changed names since moving over here, well accept the good Dr. Otis, but since Otis is still in his new nick I don't think it's that confusing. There are several new people who've started posting a lot however.

[Maz]

Bloodyeye = Ecci_Kitty.

TM COMICS = Captain Kitty

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Or the other way around. Have been a few changes, but don't think any are too baffeling yet.

[Maz]

Think people have kept their Avatars if not their names, :cool:

[Ruestir]

Bloodyeye = Ecci_Kitty.

TM COMICS = Captain Kitty

I didn't even think about Ecci_Kitty because he always used that in his sig line, and for TM the avatar was a dead give away, but ok, I conceded those 2 I missed.

[Compton]

I kept the name. It made sense, and it wasn't taken (obviously). I did change avatars. But thats only because I couldn't find my pic of Burger King's mascot with the text "I'm coming to fuck you in the ass" Beside, smurfs getting bombed is still pretty fun.

[kitty!]

If I didn't keep my name or icon, Crazeyal would have no idea which of the new posters is the forums' signature jailbait girl i.e. feminine comedic bullseye

And then his world would end.

True story!

[Crazeyal]

Nah.. there's ALWAYS Plunder...

:al:

[kitty!]

Oh dear...I wonder if Plunder knows he's a girl...

[Wayne]

It's cyberspace. Anyone can be anything.

[Shryke]

we should send plunder to kitty! or better yet kitty! to plunder. (Austrailia has better wine and beaches then maryland) they could practice jailbaitish mating rituals on each other. strange rites like prom, looking awkwardly at eachother, and necking in odd locations.

[kitty!]

strange rites like prom, looking awkwardly at eachother, and necking in odd locations.

Been there, done that, bought the tee-shirt.

I'm already on Underage Drinking and Advanced Flirting, GOSH

[Shryke]

*Sniff* they grow up so fast!

pretty soon she'll be man pouncing, gum chewing, and *Gasp* Dancing. I say we sell her. all proceeds go the the Jennie Breeden Prosche Fund.

[Crazeyal]

Oh dear...I wonder if Plunder knows he's a girl...
I didn't say he WAS a girl.. Just that he'd get TREATED like one...:dgrin:

[Shryke]

I didn't say he WAS a girl.. Just that he'd get TREATED like one...:dgrin:

you mean...

made to cook and clean, fetch drinks, made to make strange noises, filled full of babies, and finally sold to moroccans for profit?

[Crazeyal]

Well.. no..

But your way sounds so much BETTER!!!

*erase erase erase*

[Leffy]

.....
anybody else feel like suddenly staging a feminist movement and possibly sacrificing Shryke in the name of women everywhere through ritual mutilation and castration?



:P

[Maz]

Sounds good to me ... :dgrin:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Since Im apparently a girl now, Im down with that plan Leffy!

And I never took underage drinking instead I took, 'spin out the drunks' havent gotten beaten up yet so I must be doing something wrong...

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Never went thru high-school hazing really. Partly because I didn't take part in the social activities that attracted hazing attention, partly because I was taller then a lot of the would be hazers... and partly because I was friend's with one of the football teams younger brothers.
Had been over at their house, got into a game of football on the front lawn, tackled the older brother and accidentally cracked my elbow into his face, gave him a nasty looking black eye.
Day or so later, couple of the football team players are 'collecting' freshmen to take out to the track for some 'freshman traditions'. Where headed my way when the guy I'd cracked came past.

"Oh, hey Donnie, how's the eye?"
"Not bad, but still kinda tender. Ya got me good. Anyway, I've gota get to class. See ya."

Group of would be hazers took a long look at the black eye, long look at me, and went somewhere else.... :dcool:

[Wayne]

.....
anybody else feel like suddenly staging a feminist movement and possibly sacrificing Shryke in the name of women everywhere through ritual mutilation and castration?



:P

I will support any bra burning that wil happen. I say set them free for all to see. :D

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im all for setting things on fire. Starting with Wayne! *sets wayne on fire*

STOP DROP AND ROLL WAYNE!!

[kitty!]

.....
anybody else feel like suddenly staging a feminist movement and possibly sacrificing Shryke in the name of women everywhere through ritual mutilation and castration?



:P

yes

[kitty!]

I was never hazed that badly in school, since the biggest gothiest guy there saw me in chorus class and decided I was adorable. He was also my first boyfriend and the third biggest jackass I've ever met, but he was big brotherly and cool in the beginning.

Gym class and Dance didn't count though. Someone got the rumors from 6th grade started again and I spent most of my time sneering and encouraging my "Crazy Bitch" reputation.

[Darlica]

.....
anybody else feel like suddenly staging a feminist movement and possibly sacrificing Shryke in the name of women everywhere through ritual mutilation and castration?



:P

Where!? When?! :dgrin:
And will we use the crushing or cutting method?


:neener:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Use your cleaver... the BACK edge. :d8o:


Or the flat, just like for garlic.

[Darlica]

I spent most of my time sneering and encouraging my "Crazy Bitch" reputation.

Good girl. :)
The "Crazy Bitch" reputation is the best. Only the boys with spines as well as balls dare to hit on you, and when it comes to group assignments all the lazy bastards runs from you, afraid that you are going to pull out the whip... :dgrin:

[Darlica]

Use your cleaver... the BACK edge. :d8o:


Or the flat, just like for garlic.


Owww.:eek:



You are so full of ideas...




my ideas...:d/:
:p

[Big Otis Landfish]

You are so full of ideas...




my ideas...:d/:
:p

I'm pretty sure by now that we must be wired into the same idea pool somehow...

When you're done with the 'garlic', round up some chilies and head to the galley... the crew must be getting hungry by now if they still aren't full to the gills on rum. "Oysters" for dinner tonight... :dgrin:

[Darlica]

You are a such delightfully wicked monk! :jbdevil:

Chili spiced Rocky Mountains Oysters coming up for dinner! :dgrin:

[kitty!]

I'll help with the preparation, but is it okay that I don't eat any dinner tonight?

ANyway, I have Chicken Tikka Pizza to eat...yummm

[Crazeyal]

ANyway, I have Chicken Tikka Pizza to eat...yummmCode translation: Plunder's gettin lucky !!!

:al:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Really? *buys lottery ticket*

[kitty!]

Code translation: Plunder's gettin lucky !!!

:al:

no, the pizza with spicy chicken, onions and jalapeno peppers on it suffered it's demise.

It was DELICIOUS.

[Big Otis Landfish]

yah, a plunder pizza would need a pickled beet and a fried egg on it. No, that's a plunderburger.

Eh, just float him in peas....

[Plunder Down-Under]

Some would say as a teenager and all that goes with it my face is a pizzaface. Of course some people are just rude. :p

[Mike Taylor]

So kitty! tried to eat your face? :eek:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I hope not, because if she has I havent noticed yet.

Also I only just realised what Icon crazeyal was talking about, they dont call me Quick Mick for nothing. In fact they dont call me Quick Mick at all.

[kitty!]

So kitty! tried to eat your face? :eek:

no, I ate the jalapeno pepper's face.


IT WAS DELICIOUS.

[Crazeyal]

Any relation to Sgt Pepper?

[kitty!]

I don't think so. But he definatly was Bernie's cousin.

YOu know, Habenero Pepper?

He's kinda aggressive. We think he has anger issues.

[Wayne]

no, I ate the jalapeno pepper's face.


IT WAS DELICIOUS.

For some reason 'mustache rides' keep coming into my imagination.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Would it be a bad time to mention that the Korean word for 'hot pepper' is also slang for 'penis'? :dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

Would it be a bad time to mention that the Korean word for 'hot pepper' is also slang for 'penis'? :dgrin:

Score - BOL - 1 Itty bitty Kitty - 0

:rofl:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Makes you wonder, why they usd the word for hot peppers as the slang for penis? Do they have particularly spicy penises.. penii?

[Death Dragon2]

Plural of Penis is Penises.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Makes you wonder, why they usd the word for hot peppers as the slang for penis? Do they have particularly spicy penises.. penii?


Dunno, but there's some pretty funny signs prohibiting public urination... a picture of a pepper being cut with a knife. :d8o:

[kitty!]

Score - BOL - 1 Itty bitty Kitty - 0

:rofl:

I still win in the long run. 'Cuz I'm Kitty and rule 1 applies ALWAYS.

(Rule 1: I win. Rule 2: I am awesome, in varying states and level- there is no zero.)

[Big Otis Landfish]

And I think I'm -1 because of the way I first pronounced 'chopsticks' in Korean... a little too much stress on the first 'o' and it becomes 'cocksticks' (dirtier slang for penis than kochu + suffix indicating stick/appendage). M'lady was laughing her ass off....

[Leffy]

otis likes his his cocksticks spicy huh? *snickers*

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yah, those 'warming' lubes aren't strong enough, so I use chili oil on mine. :d8o:

Both of them. :dgrin:

[Leffy]

theres one brand i have to remember to warn you against. its a cheapy that we'd got from starship, that seriously BURNS. i just can't remember the brands name. sorta purply red bottle with the alladin/arabian nights kinda text on it.

[Big Otis Landfish]

We don't usually go too cheap; I have learned (the hard way) that prices are best and products are most reliable at the pharmacy/drug store/chemist, particularly since there's now generics of most of the major brands. Novelty-looking products are usually just that. Generally stick with an Astroglide generic; I'm not crazy about all the ingredients (particularly the parabens), but the stuff works great.

Hmm... wikipedia notes that some warming lubes actually do contain capsaicin, so maybe I wasn't joking!

[Leffy]

isn't that that arthritis muscle pain rub?

[Big Otis Landfish]

What, the capsaicin, or the Astroglide?


I assume you're talking about the capsaicin (which I bet does occur for muscle/arthritis pain relief, along with menthol for a hot/cold combo); surely you are familiar with the other....

[Mike Taylor]

isn't that that arthritis muscle pain rub?

More like, isn't that the stuff they put in PUNCH III grenades?

[Leffy]

no seriously theres this rub call capsaicin thats like the uber icyhot. we had old ladies in to buy out our entire caseload every 4 days of the stuff out of fear they'd one day run out since we were the only retailer in like 5 counties to carry it. i tried it once and wanted to cry cause it worked for all of 5 seconds before that stuff hurt.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Called capsaicin?! Shite, that's the active chemical in hot peppers.... it'd be like getting pepper sprayed! :d8o:

It does work well, by exhausting your pain receptors, I think... but YEOWCH! I wonder what the concentration was?

[Leffy]

i'm googling it now. just to see how much of a dork i am.

yep. it is a medicated cream. http://altmedicine.about.com/od/completeazindex/a/capsaicin_cream.htm

[Big Otis Landfish]

Sounds like a generic name (as it should be).... but answers somewhat my question about concentration.

0.075% capsaicin cream

Bear spray looks to be around 0.875% - 2.0% capsaicin, police and military sprays may be stronger.

[Leffy]

it does make you forget about the muscle and joint pain.

just i've sensitove enough skin versus facial cleansers, that stuff wanted to keeeeel me

[Darlica]

[QUOTE=Leffy;2461]i'm googling it now. just to see how much of a dork i am.

yep. it is a medicated cream. URL removed.

Big fat warning!!!

When I opened that link I got a pop up window (that in some way managed to worm it's way past my web browser settings) and that wanted me to install an .exe file "optimize your computer" something... actually trying to install it self when I closed the window....:dmad:
Had to kill it by closing Mozilla through "ctrl+Alt+Delete" (I don't remember what this function is called in English), as it overrode it and wouldn't let me close it down i any other way.

/D

[Death Dragon2]

That's called Nuking the Process. Might want to run CCleaner to get it out of your registry too.

[Leffy]

never popped up for me o.O i never even got a pop up alert. i wouldn't have posted it if i had :(

[Wayne]

never popped up for me o.O

I am sure that we can fix that.

[Ruestir]

never popped up for me(

I'd "pop-up" for you. ;) Oh wait, you were talking about...never mind.

[Big Otis Landfish]

I might have got a pop-up, but teh firefox pwn'd it.

[Mike Taylor]

I'd "pop-up" for you. ;) Oh wait, you were talking about...never mind.

My kitty! Mineminemine! :p