teach me 26/07

[toreador]

lol took me two looks to get that, but still wish i would get that now and then :rolleyes:

[Ruestir]

Both devil girls at the same time? That would be shiny! Ummmm...is that just my fantasy? I'm good with that, honest.

[Jay]

Both devil girls at the same time? That would be shiny! Ummmm...is that just my fantasy? I'm good with that, honest.

Mate, they are sisters :d/:

[Ruestir]

Mate, they are sisters :d/:
Duh! Sister sandwich! Hello!

[Mike Taylor]

Who knew Summer had a devilish streak... hehe.

I gotta agree, though. There's a bit of a squick factor there with Ruestir's fantasy. If Jennie weren't preoccupied with the cons, she'd probably post and turn the tables, as she did in the past. I most certainly would NOT want to be part of any bedroom games that involved a blood relative of mine.

[greyloch]

Who knew Summer had a devilish streak... hehe.

I gotta agree, though. There's a bit of a squick factor there with Ruestir's fantasy. If Jennie weren't preoccupied with the cons, she'd probably post and turn the tables, as she did in the past. I most certainly would NOT want to be part of any bedroom games that involved a blood relative of mine.

Well, not at the same time!! Duh! :dgrin: (btw, no, I haven't lost that purity point as of yet - dammit)

Yep, definitely going to that special hell. Got my room all picked out and everything. :D

[Ruestir]

Hey, I never suggested she'd go for it. Sheesh!

[kitty!]

RENT comes to mind:

"Hey mister, she's my sister"

thing is, me and my sister use that phrase often and with great vigor as it rhymes and, you know....

We're sisters.

XD

[UberFische]

*thinks*
*blinks*
*twitches*
*dies*

[Leffy]

i've pulled that on my younger brother actually. got the embarrassment of pointing out a non existant interest AND suggested his supposed lifestyle. he's not gay, so i got hell for it, but it was funny.

now i've just got to convince him to stop looking like a girl so people stop assuming he is one...

[SpotWeld]

Always there are two, master and apprentice.

[Crazeyal]

Who knew Summer had a devilish streak... hehe.

Uh.. anyone who's read any of the "Jennie goes home" comics... It's NOT just Jen that's warped!
:jbsmirk:

[Mike Taylor]

Oh, I know Skyler's got a dark side and the Breeden boys have their own special brand of malice.

[Maz]

Awwww, sibling love, :p

[greyloch]

Awwww, sibling love, :p

Yeah, but sibling love shouldn't include things like chainsaws and bail money... oh wait, that's my mom's side of the family. :lol: (scary thing is that this is an accurate statement)

Skylar's a bit bent (my impression based on her webcomic, puppets, and Jennie's characterization of her), her bros. are like the show "Jackass" but without the big budget (Jen's definition). Summer ... hmmm, don't know how to characterize her. Cute & tomboyish? And tall? Definitely has the Breeden sense of humor going. :jbsmirk:

Times like this that I'm glad I'm an only child.

Although, I loved this strip. Very karmic when you consider all the shit Jennie's done to her over the years. :-)

[Maz]

Normal day in my family ... ummmm ... normal? Anyway. Patched up my brothers so many times, I've lost count. Tormenting my step-brothers when visiting my dad (doesn't happen much, the visiting I mean). But the main issue is the rivalry between my sister and I.

The family is very matriarchal, I think basically, because there are so few females, but we make up for the numbers (think my dad is the only guy in the family who doesn't just go with the flow).

[randombrit]

But siblings can be soo much fun. Like if you're travelling together in the back of the car and you're so bored you beat each other senseless for 2 hours. Or slamming a car door in a huff and only realising afterwards you slammed it on your brothers hand (i was the recipient of that and it hurt like a bastard)

eh, i love my brother really :D. Only problem is he went and got engaged to someone i hate more than i ever thought i could hate anyone, but such is life :(.

[kitty!]

my and my sister only love each other when our parents are around.

or when my cousins aren't around.

seriously, we like divide into teams when we visit them. Me and Sam vrs Julia and Lily.

es CREZEH

[UberFische]

Try having seven siblings, four of which are brothers. Any time that we weren't breaking something, we were trying to break each other... I recall choke-slamming one onto the arm of the couch once, my sister thought I broke his spine, a week later he hit me in the throat with a pipe (thankfully not hard enough to kill me)

[RazorJAK]

You want to talk sibling damage?

(X) Thrown onto a big patch of broken glass

(X) Hit with a machete

(X) Shot with a compound bow

(X) Knocked COMPLETELY unconscious in the school hallway ... and left there until someone came to pick him up

(X) Road down a flight of stairs while being held in a full nelson so chin and nose made sure to hit every step.

(X) Tricked into drinking a piss infused beer

... Just a few of the things my brother and I did to each other over the course of our childhood.

My parents would've been BANKRUPT from medical bills if she hadn't worked in the hospital.

Hell, I had my ass bandaged up during my sister's first wedding so the tux wouldn't tug at the stitches.

[kitty!]

Claw marks (my sister to me)
Bruises (mutal)
Pushed off a stool and winded (me to my sister)
bite marks (me to sister)
tripping (me to sister)
Tore a necklace from hand, causing skin to break (me to sister)
Fake-crying to cause mum to ground the hell out of the other (sister to me)
constant wrestling for remote (duuhh)
Burns (me to sister)
Theft of books and money (sister to me)
Rumor spreading (mutual)
Throwing of utensils and plates (mutual)

One would think that me and my sister hate each other...and they'd be very close to right. We just severely dislike each other's presence. We're quite loving after being separated for at least 3 weeks.

[randombrit]

:eek::eek:

[kitty!]

yea, I know. Disfunction is apparently genetic though, my mum and her sister were the same way.

[randombrit]

old sayings are the best

'You can choose your friends but you cant choose your family'

I suppose im lucky in that theres no one in my family i dont get on with.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Worst my brother has ever done to me was mess up my train sets, and I was about 5 and he was 1 at the time.

[Death Dragon2]

I picked my bro up by his throat (he was 5'6" and rather muscular, I was 6'2" and fat) and threw him across the living room. That's the most damaging thing I've purposely done to my brother.

[Leffy]

i'm in the same school as kitty. me and my sister were never satisfied until we were bleeding. as soon as there was blood we'd go nuts doctoring up each other until we used up the entire days purchase of bandaids, played about twenty minutes as little angels then went at the bloodletting again. my mother actually refused to let us watch even commercials for wrestling because it gave us ideas. nothing gets an ass whooping faster then attemting to pile drive the toddler :dgrin:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Bah, being the older brother to a younger sister is no fun, because physical retaliation is forbidden.

The worst I ever did was drag her down the stair by her feet, and they were CARPETED stairs.

[kitty!]

Me and my siste never really got into fist fights, it was usually 2 shot battles and tears.

However, I did get into a fight with my cousin Lily who insists I was the one thrown off the bed and lost.

No, she did. And she cried like a bitch and acted like I was the most horrible person in the world.

I have the ENTIRE incident written down and testament after she ran out of my room with my sister at her heels in case she told Mum and Nan.

I pulled her hair, clawed her face, punched her throat and threw her off the bed and hissed at her.

she LOST.

*still isn't very fond of cousin, but doesn't want to murder much anymore*

[Seolta]

Bah, being the older brother to a younger sister is no fun, because physical retaliation is forbidden.

Funny how that doesn't stop some people...

Ok, so maybe it does, a little...technically the busted-open chin requiring stitches was an accident(little brother tried to get little sister out of the tub, she didn't want to, they wrestled, she slipped, and hit her chin on the faucet).

Worst damage any of us has dealt to a sibling, though, would have to be when my little brother(so called because, while they are both younger than me and bigger'n me, one is older than the other and one is larger than the other) slammed my baby brother's head into the corner of the radiator cover for calling him "my boo-boo."

The worst incident that we all four were involved in was on my parents' anniversary, nearly 13 years ago. Baby brother kept hitting everyone with a cushion, so I told him to stop, then confiscated the cushion. He came back with a hollow plastic baseball bat and started using that, instead. Warned him again, and when he didn't stop I sent our sister to the dress-up things to get some ties and sashes, and we hog-tied said brother and took turns beating him with the cushion and bat. Then we all(including him) swore a pact of silence. Unfortunately, the parental units took us all into separate rooms for interrogation, and our 4-year-old sister cracked. That was the last time I was left in charge...:DP:

[greyloch]

Again, glad I'm an only child. :D

[Leffy]

being an only child makes you weak :P you skip out of the important self defense and exercise it promotes hehe

[Compton]

being an only child makes you weak :P you skip out of the important self defense and exercise it promotes hehe

You also miss out on learning how to dominate at an early age. ;)

[Leffy]

i'm first born. i'm born with that. *puffs chest and preens*

[Compton]

You realize that I stopped listening after "*puffs chest*"

[Ruestir]

LOL! It's not difficult to point out all the first borns around here. Damn dominants all of us!

[Leffy]

muwahahaha! these things do have a purpose.

[Ruestir]

muwahahaha! these things do have a purpose.

*licks my finger tips and rubs them together eyeing Leffy's chest*:dgrin:

[Sehson]

being an only child makes you weak :P you skip out of the important self defense and exercise it promotes hehe

not unnecessarily... I'm an only child with siblings:jbdevil: and even then I'm not the oldest... but I am the evilest/ most dominate

[randombrit]

Aah Family, aint it great :dcool::dcool:

[kitty!]

I'm an only child but as my sister grew nails and took up sports (and I didn't) It's a lot harder to dominate her, since making her cry via verbal abuse tends to get me in trouble

fist fights are way easier to cover up than tears.

[Ruestir]

Dear kitty, if you have a sister, by definition you're not an only child. No matter how you wish it.

[jimbo]

You want to talk sibling damage?

(X) Thrown onto a big patch of broken glass

(X) Hit with a machete

(X) Shot with a compound bow

(X) Knocked COMPLETELY unconscious in the school hallway ... and left there until someone came to pick him up

(X) Road down a flight of stairs while being held in a full nelson so chin and nose made sure to hit every step.

(X) Tricked into drinking a piss infused beer

... Just a few of the things my brother and I did to each other over the course of our childhood.

My parents would've been BANKRUPT from medical bills if she hadn't worked in the hospital.

Hell, I had my ass bandaged up during my sister's first wedding so the tux wouldn't tug at the stitches.


Actually, that sounds pretty damned typical of brothers I know. Especially the ones who are within 5 years of age of each other.

[kitty!]

wait what the hell just happened to my brain?

I MEANT to say that I'm a first born but since my sister blah blah blah so I can't dominate over her as much.

Okay, so maybe mom has a point about the underage boozing. And oh dear, kitty got found out. But my sister got in more trouble 'cuz she's IB and a GPA of 4.5 student and is supposed to be all responsible and the good kid- who surcumbed to peer pressure. Mum and dad have known since I was 13 that I don't mind a little wine, since whenever they go and say "Do you want some wine?" just randomly when the other parent is in the other room, I go "Yes please!" So I didn't surcumb to peer pressure. Or tried to lie and cover it up. No use lying to mum, she has that mummy lie-detector thing going on. Insanely accurate.

Or, I'm just a bad liar. Whatev.

[Seolta]

LOL! It's not difficult to point out all the first borns around here.

:DP:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Technically Im second born, but my older sister died a couple weeks after she was born so I never met her. So I grew up as a first born.

[Death Dragon2]

First born, yes. First conceived, no. My mom had several natural miscarriages before me, and several after when trying for my brother.

[Sehson]

only child... yet I have an older brother and younger brother and sister... you figger it ou:al:

[Mike Taylor]

I am the oldest of three. My sister, the middle child, has a form of autism and lives with my parents. My brother is the youngest. He currently lives outside of Cincinnati, Ohio. He's the one we're all banking on producing the next generation.

[RazorJAK]

I'm the middle child (adoptive family) and the oldest ( of either of my biologics ).
Also the eldest male. Yeah, my childhood was fun.

[Crazeyal]

I'm the eldest male of three children. Big Sister, me, and the disowned lawyer thingie. All 11 months apart in age. Poor dad.. Christmas and three birthdays, all far away enough that he couldn't combine any of the events.

[Leffy]

see our bdays are close enough to someone elses they shouldn't be forgot right? 2 in February (dad and oldest younger bro) 2 in march (mom and younger bro) and 2 in august (my sister and i). and yet somehow mines been forgotten frequently. especially on the big birthdays. my 16th bday i didn't get a happy birthday or a card until the birthday card my grandfather sent reached the house. a week after the fact. and all i got a was some teenbeat and tigerbeat mags i gave to my sister :|

[Death Dragon2]

Hee. My bday is 15 days after my younger (and only) brother's, and the same day as my Older cousin's.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Wow, tough break Leffy.

[Leffy]

it could be worse. atleast its eventually remembered.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Happy Late 16th Birthday!

[Leffy]

hehehe i like and don't like that age. *huuuugs*

[Death Dragon2]

Happy late You are Totally Young-But-Legal Birthday Leffy
. :D

[Leffy]

lol suck up. but i wuvs ya *huuuuugs*

[Mike Taylor]

Hmm... I wonder what's happening a week from today... :)

[Plunder Down-Under]

Whats happening a week from today? Next Week.

[toreador]

lol im oldest born out of 2 of us, my younger brothers a pain in the ass!

still my birthdays not till november! :dp:

[Leffy]

all younger brother's are pains in the ass. its their job.

:P

[Mike Taylor]

Whats happening a week from today? Next Week.

:p

[garfalk]

plunder is right....

im the middle of three. 21, 17, 15.

[Plunder Down-Under]

all younger brother's are pains in the ass. its their job.

:P
Im suprised no-ones made a pun out of this one yet

[garfalk]

incest?

[Plunder Down-Under]

No, their jobs are to be a pain in the ass. Was the wooshing noise nice while it flew over your head?

[UberFische]

incest?

uh... eww

[Leffy]

i thought we silently agreed no more butt pain jokes at my expense :P

[randombrit]

all younger brother's are pains in the ass. its their job.

:P

Oi, as a younger brother i officially resemble that remark :neener:

even if i was really good at it :dcool:

[Leffy]

you resemble it but does it offend? :P

[garfalk]

i took pain in the ass to mean buttsecks. but whatever.

[Crazeyal]

Oh.. so Plunder's your little brother now??

[Plunder Down-Under]

eww...

ew... ew.. eewwww! :bbleach: :repuke:

Must burn off skin... :flame:



:sick:

[Crazeyal]

Mwhahahahhaha

[garfalk]

no, IM not, but if you (at the forum) have any cute sisters, ill gladly be their pain in the ass.
sisters must be 18 years of age or younger. (but not below 17. (quite a range that.) )

[Compton]

no, IM not, but if you (at the forum) have any cute sisters, ill gladly be their pain in the ass.
sisters must be 18 years of age or younger. (but not below 17. (quite a range that.) )

We'd have to really hate our sisters to refer them to you, Garfie. :kick:

[UberFische]

I got cousin I could send your way. She's nice... well two of her personalities are anyways.

[Seolta]

no, IM not, but if you (at the forum) have any cute sisters, ill gladly be their pain in the ass.
sisters must be 18 years of age or younger. (but not below 17. (quite a range that.) )

I've got a sister in that age range...even used to visit the forum, way back when, and reads the Panties. 'Course, she could prob'ly kick your ass, so I'll take pity on both of you and not refer her to ya:rolleyes:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Heh, I've got a single sister-in-law, but she's too old (23). And she'd kick your ass. Plus, she's working in Nigeria at the moment...


Besides, you probably aren't into busty, athletic Asian girls with alcoholic tendencies.

[Leffy]

uh how does one stumble on a busty athletic girl. busty and athletic just DON'T mix.

[RazorJAK]

uh how does one stumble on a busty athletic girl. busty and athletic just DON'T mix.

implants

[Leffy]

still doesn't mix. especially if they're implanted BEHIND the muscle wall for a more natural appearance.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Busty girl, and a bachelor's degree in physical education (or similar.. sports administration? Something like that) counts as athletic, I think. Note I didn't say gymnast.

And busty is relative to the Asian part, as well, but still....

[Mike Taylor]

uh how does one stumble on a busty athletic girl. busty and athletic just DON'T mix.

They're rare, but they DO exist.

[Leffy]

they're freaks of nature and my ego sticks to that.

[Big Otis Landfish]

they're freaks of nature and my ego sticks to that.

Hey, I wasn't necessarily saying the athletic was apparent... it's a state of fitness, not slimness. Anyhow, I gots the cuter sister engaged already. ;)


Y'ALL STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER....

[garfalk]

how athletic.

[Plunder Down-Under]

They're rare, but they DO exist.
I know 2

[Big Otis Landfish]

I know 2

Yah, but are they your age? Teens have the advantage in that respect.

[Plunder Down-Under]

1 is, the other is a teacher who is 20s

[Death Dragon2]

This calls for some "Cock Rock", and I don't know why.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cswkEL1O4Hk

[Seolta]

uh how does one stumble on a busty athletic girl. busty and athletic just DON'T mix.

I guess it depends on your definition of busty...compared to the less-athletic female members of our family, my sister's actually on the small side up there. She's still a C, and very solidly built for the athletic type(she's played varsity soccer since the ninth grade, and played classic soccer before that). She tends to play midfield or defense...the skinny little forwards go runrunrunkickrunrunWHUMP! and she doesn't hafta tackle 'em or nothin'.

[Mike Taylor]

they're freaks of nature and my ego sticks to that.

But what does your libido stick to? ;)

[Leffy]

if i'm drunk enough to eyeball a girl without remembering she has the evil hell beast in her shorts, i eyeball the thick short girls with enough cleavage to hide a small battalion in.

i like boobs. i don't like the other requirements of being lesbinese though. i'm squirmy enough about mine, why would i want to play with some one elses?

[RazorJAK]

if i'm drunk enough to eyeball a girl without remembering she has the evil hell beast in her shorts, i eyeball the thick short girls with enough cleavage to hide a small battalion in.

i like boobs. i don't like the other requirements of being lesbinese though. i'm squirmy enough about mine, why would i want to play with some one elses?

HAHAHHAHAHA ... You and Digi have the same issues.

She's obsessed with boobages but not the rest. She was so happy she grew her own finally that she didn't have to have another girl around to play with titties.

[garfalk]

you could let someone else play with em...

[Crazeyal]

Feh.. you got yer OWN boobies to play with!!

[Leffy]

boobs are just flat out fun. what other body part can you raspberry with out removing the least clothing?

[toreador]

mmm boobies, see this is y i love this fourm!

breasts are like the best bit on any person since you can have soooo much fun with them:dgrin:

[Compton]

I was never a boob guy until my wife was preggers and I couldn't play with them anymore.

There are still parts I prefer more. The sternoclydomastoid being foremost. And I may have spelled that wrong, but I don't feel too concerned with correcting my spelling in this forum :D

[JennieB]

mmm, I'm all about where the trapezius connects to the clavicle. And I think it's the sternomastoid that goes from the back of the jaw to the front of the clavical? I'm aaaall about the sternomastoid. The neck and shoulder muscles do it for me. That and a good jaw line. I've been noticing shoulders more lately. Hawk from applegeeks has shoulders that I want to swing on.

[Leffy]

and this is why we paid attention in anatomy hehehehe.

[toreador]

lol i lost jen right until the end there:o proves how much i payed attention in class:D

[Crazeyal]

I'm more into how the whole "shape" goes. You can be big, small, doesn't matter. It's how you pull it off that is attractive (in a non voyeristic way!) You can be drop dead gorgeous with a teeny tiny waist and J-lo booooooty.. but have a bad attitude and a sneer. Having a few pounds don't matter if you carry a smile with you as you move. Confidence is attractive in females too!

[garfalk]

al = correct-o
and how'd ye know i gots boobs?

[Mike Taylor]

lol i lost jen right until the end there:o proves how much i payed attention in class:D

One of the great advantages of being an art student is that you get to see and study anatomy up close and personal. :)

[Crazeyal]

al = correct-o
and how'd ye know i gots boobs?
Who are you?
What have you done to garfalk?
Was it painful?
Got video?:dp:

[Compton]

I'm more into how the whole "shape" goes. You can be big, small, doesn't matter. It's how you pull it off that is attractive (in a non voyeristic way!) You can be drop dead gorgeous with a teeny tiny waist and J-lo booooooty.. but have a bad attitude and a sneer. Having a few pounds don't matter if you carry a smile with you as you move. Confidence is attractive in females too!

I agree with the smile thing. However one caveat I would make is that smile has to reach the eyes. Thats one of the things that keeps Angelina Jolie from being as hot to me as she is everybody else. Her smile doesn't reach her eyes.

[Crazeyal]

That's the whole bad attitude thing. Plenty of gorgeous women think they are "it"... and that shows through everytime. Complete turnoff for me. Confidence is differant than arrogance. Not that supermodels are competing for my ugly behind... :rolleyes:

[JennieB]

I never want to talk to the pretty boys I see at conventions (yes, there are pretty boys at comic conventions.) because, more often than not, they're ass holes and that ruins it for me. If they're not a nice person, I don't find them attractive anymore. My high school crush doesn't know how gorgeous he is. I still go week in the knees when I see him in our home town.

[Leffy]

this is why i've always loved my friend Kayla's pick up line. "You know, you're hotter when you're quiet?" works EVERY time. get a drink out of him and atleast 2 hours of companionable speechless eye candy.

[Compton]

"Baby, that mouth wasn't made for talkin'" is what I keep thinking when certain attractive and even generally nice coworkers of the opposite sex start talking.

If yer a bitch ya ain't attractive. And you can be a strong assertive woman without being a bitch.

[Sehson]

Well ladies, There are some pretty boys out there with a good personality. They exist though rare. I'm not one though :dp:

We have a guy at my RenFest whom is a "pretty boy" God I hate his long blonde hair, his ripped abbs and his winning smile......

Yeah right I want to be him, hell If I was gay I' be his bitch... But alas I am niether gay nor is he :jbprncs:

But he is a great guy, and the few women that actually get past his looks and their own prejudice over him being a "pretty boy" All agree he's a great guy and his wife is a lucky girl...Though she's a looker too.

Though he does have a younger brother whom is single I believe...:dgrin:

[kitty!]

I like boys who look like they can pull of drag well.

But they get SO annoyed when I squeel and go 'PRETTY!'

until i tell them it's pretty like orlando bloom and johnny depp.

then I tell them they have to model.

and they get all 'I AM MAN I DON'T MODEL.'

then I pout and they get exhasperated and roll their eyes.

[Leffy]

see i'm attracted to the guy that does drag well too. only i don't just want the look. i want the attitude with it.
*sighs* i should've been born a guy.