3 word story. How long can we go on for?

[asianmommy]

and make hallucinations

[Mike Taylor]

like this thread.

[BeautifulTragedy]

most of the

[sableagle]

fruit in my

[Mike Taylor]

cat has exploded

[BeautifulTragedy]

to a nice

[Mike Taylor]

happy Irish tune

[BeautifulTragedy]

about leprechauns and

[asianmommy]

the time she

[Shryke]

bought a boy

[William]

In a store

[Plunder Down-Under]

That sells hardware

[asianmommy]

except his was

[sableagle]

more like hardwire

[BeautifulTragedy]

that connects his

[Crazeyal]

Mouth to the

[Shryke]

Ass of Summoning!

[Crazeyal]

Thinking quickly, he

[Mike Taylor]

grabbed a chainsaw

[sableagle]

and some walnuts

[Crazeyal]

which were illegal

[BeautifulTragedy]

because the nuts

[Shryke]

were prototypes for

[BeautifulTragedy]

top secret government

[Shryke]

Human Neuticle expiriments.

[Crazeyal]

Men in black

[BeautifulTragedy]

try to erase

[Crazeyal]

evidence of the

[asianmommy]

porn on your

[Mike Taylor]

grandma's shiny forehead.

[Crazeyal]

Grandma got run

[Mike Taylor]

to the police

[asianmommy]

because she killed

[Mike Taylor]

the disco craze.

[sableagle]

It was her

[BeautifulTragedy]

in the platforms

[asianmommy]

with the blood

[Mike Taylor]

of John Travolta

[Crazeyal]

On her platforms!

[Silverharp]

Oh the humanity

[Crazeyal]

cried Tom Brokov

[asianmommy]

as he combed

[sableagle]

the personal ads

[Mike Taylor]

for Tom Brokaw

[asianmommy]

"I love myself"

[Crazeyal]

figuratively and literally

[Shryke]

in vague terms

[Mike Taylor]

said the smelly

[William]

Iguana of doom

[sableagle]

-skill4 -respawn -skip14
Yeah, sorry about that.

[TNT]

Meanwhile, Mark Thatcher

[Mike Taylor]

formerly Margaret Thatcher...

[Silverharp]

now Boris Yeltzin

[Mike Taylor]

wore a pretty

[sableagle]

deep groove in

[BeautifulTragedy]

the cement walkway

[sableagle]

where the hero

[TNT]

formerly Margaret Thatcher...

(Mark is her son)
Sir Jeremy Clement

[BeautifulTragedy]

had just laid

[Shryke]

Fly fishing plans

[BeautifulTragedy]

for all those

[William]

shiny golden pixies

[wolfie]

and their dark

[Lithanial]

purple velvet wings

[wolfie]

of DOOM that

[Shryke]

drive trout crazy!

[Silverharp]

Sexy, sexy trout

[Lithanial]

mmmmm trout.....uh

[Mike Taylor]

Now these messages!

*commercial break*

[Silverharp]

Have bugs there?

[TNT]

Annoying underwear arachnids?

[Silverharp]

Biting your privates?

[William]

Drinking your blood?

[Lithanial]

then we reccomend!

[TNT]

BUG BANISHING BALM!

[BeautifulTragedy]

blasts bugs away

[Lithanial]

before you can

[BeautifulTragedy]

see Dani Filth's

[Shryke]

tribute to the

[Silverharp]

Blue Oyster Cult.

[Shryke]

UPS delivered bullets

[Mike Taylor]

to Mike's house

[Crazeyal]

, too bad Mike

[Mike Taylor]

got 90mm shells

[asianmommy]

and a puppy.

[iradney]

The puppy liked

[Mike Taylor]

burning things with

[William]

happy love rays

[Shryke]

from a thong-reactor

[iradney]

But! Then the

[William]

sparrow of racism

[iradney]

rapped a little

[Plunder Down-Under]

about how the

[iradney]

underpants of doom

[Plunder Down-Under]

Stole his manhood!

[MooseDrool]

Meanwhile, back at

[sableagle]

"Welcome Home" party

[Shryke]

Evil was lurking

[sableagle]

in the bath

[TNT]

as sodium hydrocloride

[Plunder Down-Under]

it raised one

[moreta]

finger, and spoke

[sableagle]

in a rich

[iradney]

gravelly hoarse voice:

[Sehson]

" MY rubber ducky"

[sableagle]

brings ALL the

[iradney]

boys to the

[sableagle]

Oval Cricket Ground

[wolfie]

at the nearest

[sableagle]

capital of England.

[Mike Taylor]

Kitty and Shea

[DarkPirateShea]

were completely innocent!!

[Mike Taylor]

Well... not completely.

[wolfie]

seeing as they

[Plunder Down-Under]

had a hand

[KiaKat]

in the flouncing

[wolfie]

of all the

[Mike Taylor]

purple space monkeys.

[Silverharp]

Other moral outrages

[Mike Taylor]

,created here daily,

[Plunder Down-Under]

were overlooked because

[TNT]

a large lavalamp

[iradney]

burst into song

[Plunder Down-Under]

Which was unexpected.

[Shryke]

Authorities suspect catgirls

[Crazeyal]

in the snogging

[Shryke]

of wayward Australians

[Lithanial]

but realized nobody

[Crazeyal]

they snogged BACK!!

[iradney]

Much to the

[Crazeyal]

consternation of the

[Plunder Down-Under]

the wayward Australians.

[iradney]

"Bah Humbug", said

[Lithanial]

scrooge mcduck in

[iradney]

his scented bubblebath.

[asianmommy]

Plutonian Space Monkey

[Mike Taylor]

Edward the Strange

[Shryke]

ate the wayard

[Sehson]

pickle of joy

[TNT]

which disclaimed that

[Lithanial]

the grammar pirate

[TNT]

was a filthy

[Plunder Down-Under]

WHORE! And he

[Lithanial]

touched ninjas inappropriatly

[asianmommy]

with his helmet.

[Plunder Down-Under]

His MAGIC Helmet!

[William]

which was small

[Plunder Down-Under]

but it worked

[FrozenEngel]

since he knew

[iradney]

all the words

[Mike Taylor]

to Iron Maiden's

[Shryke]

to waltzing matilda

[Silverharp]

A strange combination

[Plunder Down-Under]

which rocked supremely.

[William]

and blew minds

[Mike Taylor]

all over the

[Crazeyal]

Astroturf. Thinking quickly,

[KiaKat]

Shea and Kitty!,

[Crazeyal]

grabbed a broom

[Mike Taylor]

that was Leffy's

[wolfie]

who was last

[Crazeyal]

seen sweeping radioactive

[William]

killer bunnies of

[iradney]

polka dot land

[Plunder Down-Under]

Polka land had

[Shryke]

suffered recent coups

[Plunder Down-Under]

from the mime

[Shryke]

tuba liberation front!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Their mime guns

[Shryke]

ooompah'd while they

[Sehson]

paisley'd the moores

[William]

and sang songs

[iradney]

about underwear sales.

[asianmommy]

The bunnies launched

[FrozenEngel]

an unexpected attack

[Mike Taylor]

against the Peeps

[Sehson]

in neon pink

[Mike Taylor]

rhinestone-studded ninja

[William]

fell before the

[iradney]

mighty farts of

[KeegaKurGurk]

zaphod beble brox

[Silverharp]

impersonators convention that

[Plunder Down-Under]

recited horrible poetry

[KeegaKurGurk]

while eating toast

[wolfie]

in the middle

[asianmommy]

of a stampede

[Shryke]

to achieve enlightenment

[Plunder Down-Under]

He expectadly failed,

[KeegaKurGurk]

then ran from,

[asianmommy]

a horde of

[Crazeyal]

angry Yugoslavian schoolteachers.

[asianmommy]

They had rulers

[KeegaKurGurk]

and rule books

[Crazeyal]

with sharp teeth

[asianmommy]

and ate babies

[KeegaKurGurk]

who didnt cry

[Mike Taylor]

but instead raged.

[Plunder Down-Under]

About oil prices

[sableagle]

they cared little.

[asianmommy]

They couldn't drive.

[KeegaKurGurk]

there parents fled

[wolfie]

far from the

[Shryke]

rule of law

[Mike Taylor]

into the smelly

[Shryke]

arms of pirates

[KeegaKurGurk]

of steam ships

[asianmommy]

and explodie marshmellows

[wolfie]

From the Sta-Puft

[KeegaKurGurk]

marshmallow man eats

[Plunder Down-Under]

marshmallow's... obviously. I

[iradney]

am waaaay too

[Plunder Down-Under]

smart for this

[asianmommy]

contraption, he cries.

[Plunder Down-Under]

and then died.

[KeegaKurGurk]

of slef mastication

[Plunder Down-Under]

All that remained

[Shryke]

was chewed self.

[Silverharp]

His heirs, sickened

[Mike Taylor]

by the smell

[asianmommy]

of flesh and

[William]

cookies, went to

[iradney]

barnes and noble

[Evandril]

to browse for

[KeegaKurGurk]

the Doomed book.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Written by the

[asianmommy]

master of hell

[Shryke]

with lime crayons.

[Plunder Down-Under]

and no foresight.

[KeegaKurGurk]

to envision futures

[Plunder Down-Under]

as forsight does.

[William]

as foresight likes

[Plunder Down-Under]

we all suffered

[asianmommy]

the screams from

[Mike Taylor]

within our own

[KeegaKurGurk]

Minds of mice

[Shryke]

Yearning for Fromage

[asianmommy]

eating up cabbage

[Mike Taylor]

and then farting.

[KiaKat]

Because everything always

[Silverharp]

is better with

[KiaKat]

random bodily functions

[Mike Taylor]

stinking things up.

[KeegaKurGurk]

Or they say

[asianmommy]

The greatest wind

[Plunder Down-Under]

from the southerlies

[William]

brings a stench

[Shryke]

of cavernous assmeats.

[asianmommy]

People like to

[KeegaKurGurk]

eat Carters Little

[Mike Taylor]

brother on fried