3 word story. How long can we go on for?

[Jurgen]

(Just post a continuation of the story in 3 words)

Her husband died

[Lithanial]

via cranial explosion

[Jurgen]

but he said

[Lithanial]

before he died

[TNT]

"I love you"

[Jurgen]

Sausage roll maker

[TNT]

Fancies the wife

[Jurgen]

wants her to

[Lithanial]

fix his fridge

[TNT]

so he can

[Lithanial]

chill his sausages

[wolfie]

in barbecue sauce

[TNT]

because the kittens

[kitty!]

were quite invisible

[wolfie]

Were full of

[Travellar]

angst, and they

[DarkPirateShea]

cried kitten tears

[TNT]

of pure molten

[DarkPirateShea]

which burnt holes

[TNT]

in the sausages!

[wolfie]

The kittens, however

[TNT]

loved burnt sausages!

[DarkPirateShea]

But the wife

[TNT]

would not fix

[wolfie]

a new plate

[DarkPirateShea]

of sausages for

[wolfie]

but the kitties

strike that, need to up the reading comprehension, I'll blame it on the glue.

[TNT]

the kittens to

[wolfie]

fight over whilst

[Crazeyal]

Narfing The World!!!

[Seolta]

Meanwhile, the world

[TNT]

was slowly heating

[DarkPirateShea]

due to increases

[Plunder Down-Under]

In the budget

[Shryke]

"The Prophecy Begins!"

[sableagle]

"Really? Fetch popcorn!"

[TNT]

"I WANTS BUTTER!"

[Lithanial]

only had toffee

[sableagle]

up his nose

[TNT]

sneezing over the

[sableagle]

breached hydroelectric dam

[Lithanial]

of imminent rueage

[Mike Taylor]

in Al's butt

[Shryke]

with hot sauce!

[Mike Taylor]

and french fries!

[Shryke]

Poutine for All!

[wolfie]

Going to the

[Lithanial]

techno gay bar

[TNT]

to murder the

[Crazeyal]

friggen country DJ!!

[Lithanial]

for being an

[wolfie]

epileptic spastic dweeb

[Fount]

of DOOOOM. Then

[TNT]

suddenly the kittens

[wolfie]

grew mustaches and

[TNT]

cavorted around in

[Fount]

a vain effort

[DarkPirateShea]

to gain some

[Sehson]

peas and carrots

[TNT]

for their sausage

[Fount]

fest. Then suddenly

[FrozenEngel]

in an unexpected

[DarkPirateShea]

Burst Of Sparkles

[Mike Taylor]

Mike exploded and

[TNT]

showered everyone in

[Lithanial]

sparkles! of course

[Jurgen]

sparkles set fires,

[Plunder Down-Under]

(quick note, while being completely random is fun, a good story its nice to have some kind of characters plot etc. Just something i learnt in my actor lessons)

[Shryke]

Kittens forshadow the

[Lithanial]

apocolyptical arrival of

[Plunder Down-Under]

Gorgoroth the Destroyer!

[Shryke]

"Cutetopolypse!" Prophet cried.

[sableagle]

People mocked him.

[Jurgen]

But they learned

[sableagle]

how cute kittens

[Jurgen]

can destroy society

[Shryke]

Paws of Doom!

[sableagle]

with three spoons

[Shryke]

full of milk

[TNT]

and the brains

[Shryke]

of Gravyboy's Auntie!

[sableagle]

A saviour had

[DarkPirateShea]

not yet appeared

[Shryke]

A hero was

[TNT]

on the horizen!

[sableagle]

The masses flocked

[TNT]

to greet the

[sableagle]

Robert E. Lee

[Fade2Black]

Only it wasn't...

[Mike Taylor]

instead, it was

[wolfie]

the titanic, which

[Plunder Down-Under]

Sank as usual

[Fade2Black]

The End ?

[Mike Taylor]

I hope so.

[wolfie]

Then suddenly the

[Crazeyal]

Forum said UH-UH!!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Kitty! Raged because

[Mike Taylor]

Al said she

[Plunder Down-Under]

"<censored for obscenity>"

[sableagle]

which we never

[LegacyTyphoon]

stick in the

[Plunder Down-Under]

unmentionables. We learnt

[LegacyTyphoon]

to swing for

[sableagle]

our crimes only

[Plunder Down-Under]

until we're paid.

[Fount]

Boom boom boom

[sableagle]

went the marching

[Mike Taylor]

orangutan fairy band

[Plunder Down-Under]

. The fair band

[sableagle]

had travelled from

[Plunder Down-Under]

far off places

[TNT]

to witness the

[sableagle]

prophet's consumption of

[wolfie]

highly dubious concoctions

[Mike Taylor]

of pixy stix

[sableagle]

and fermented honey

[wolfie]

with a little

[sableagle]

yellow fairy on

[teknojo]

the side. Elephants

[Leffy]

wore pink tutus

[wolfie]

which were followed

[Crazeyal]

closely by broom

[LegacyTyphoon]

-wiches dressed like

[sableagle]

king prawn salad

[Fount]

see attached photo
http://www.marylen.com/jpegs/ocean/o21.jpg

[LegacyTyphoon]

. Suddenly, like a

[Mike Taylor]

rabid exploding sloth

[sableagle]

on a Cadillac's

[teknojo]

grill at eighty

[sableagle]

minutes past thirteen

[Lithanial]

while the moon

[Shryke]

Turned pink, Heralding

[KeegaKurGurk]

the dreadnaught of

[Shryke]

the Kittengirl Navy!

[LegacyTyphoon]

Hurling with grace

[wolfie]

past the bright

[sableagle]

and the stupid

[Crazeyal]

go the 300!

[sableagle]

Canons to the

[wolfie]

line, make for

[Crazeyal]

the dessert line

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

but suddenly, the

[Crazeyal]

Ecclairs turned BAD!

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

Meanwhile, in the

[Fount]

crossdressing devil's panties

[DarkPirateShea]

something was stirring

[kitty!]

except that mouse.

[LegacyTyphoon]

"Don't drink the

[DarkPirateShea]

orange smoothies! They're

[kitty!]

filled with cats!

[kitty!]

Her husband died via cranial explosion but he said before he died "I love you"

Sausage roll maker fancies the wife wants her to fix his fridge so he can chill his sausages in barbecue sauce because the kittens were quite invisible, were full of angst, and they cried kitten tears of pure molten which burnt holes in the sausages! The kittens, however loved burnt sausages! But the wife would not fix a new plate of sausages for the kittens to fight over whilst Narfing The World!!! Meanwhile, the world was slowly heating due to increases In the budget.

"The Prophecy Begins!"

"Really? Fetch popcorn!"

"I WANTS BUTTER!"

only had toffee up his nose sneezing over the breached hydroelectric dam of imminent rueage in Al's butt with hot sauce and french fries! Poutine for All! Going to the techno gay bar to murder the friggen country DJ for being anepileptic spastic dweeb of DOOOOM. Then suddenly the kittens grew mustaches and cavorted around in a vain effort to gain some peas and carrots for their sausage fest. Then suddenly in an unexpected Burst Of Sparkles. Mike exploded and showered everyone in sparkles! of course sparkles set fires, Kittens forshadow the apocolyptical arrival of Gorgoroth the Destroyer!

"Cutetopolypse!" Prophet cried. People mocked him. But they learned how cute kittens can destroy society. Paws of Doom! With three spoons full of milk
and the brains of Gravyboy's Auntie!

A saviour had not yet appeared. A hero was on the horizen!

The masses flocked to greet the Robert E. Lee. Only it wasn't... Instead, it was the titanic, which sank as usual. The End ? I hope so.

Then suddenly the Forum said UH-UH!! Kitty! Raged because Al said she "<censored for obscenity>" Which we never stick in the unmentionables. We learnt to swing for our crimes only until we're paid.

Boom boom boom went the marching orangutan fairy band. The fair band had travelled from far off places to witness the prophet's consumption of
highly dubious concoctions of pixy stix and fermented honey with a little yellow fairy on the side. Elephants wore pink tutus which were followed closely by broom -wiches dressed like king prawn salad. Suddenly, like a rabid exploding sloth on a Cadillac's grill at eighty minutes past thirteen while the moon turned pink, heralding the dreadnaught of the Kittengirl Navy hurling with grace past the bright and the stupid. Go the 300 canons to the line, make for the dessert line but suddenly, the Ecclairs turned BAD! Meanwhile, in the crossdressing devil's panties something was stirring except that mouse.

"Don't drink the orange smoothies! They're filled with cats!"

[Crazeyal]

The dancers laughed...

[DarkPirateShea]

until they realized

[Crazeyal]

they drank the

[DarkPirateShea]

orange cat smoothies!

[Crazeyal]

For The Pureed!!!

[wolfie]

They then pooped

[LegacyTyphoon]

like tiny balloons

[Leffy]

purple poopie puppies. (?)

[Mike Taylor]

Meanwhile, the sausages

[toreador]

turned green with

[sableagle]

teeming minuscule frogs

[Mike Taylor]

grossing Leffy out

[TNT]

while touching her

[wolfie]

mighty broom of

[Mike Taylor]

eternally painful beatdowns

[Fount]

with amphibeous appendages.

[TNT]

Suddenly bucket man

[Leffy]

squealed extra girly.

[Mike Taylor]

Then Leffy said

[TNT]

"Oh bucket man

[Leffy]

"great Googly Mooglie!"

[TNT]

He pounced her

[Shryke]

Manhole sized nipples.

[Mike Taylor]

Somewhere in space

[sableagle]

two rocks collided

[Lithanial]

with a gargantuan

[sableagle]

robot called Sarah

[Mike Taylor]

the Unstoppable Milkmaid

[LegacyTyphoon]

and Part-time

[Mike Taylor]

Soda Vending Machine.

[LegacyTyphoon]

Sarah launched her

[Mike Taylor]

massive cans at

[LegacyTyphoon]

the rock monsters

[Lithanial]

from the planet

[sableagle]

of giant ducks.

[Mike Taylor]

RC Carbonated Milk

[sableagle]

was not involved.

[wolfie]

by the time

[Leffy]

the lady arrived

[sableagle]

to meet our

[wolfie]

various pathetic wreches

[BeautifulTragedy]

there was no

[Mike Taylor]

cheese muppet smell

[BeautifulTragedy]

sadly, the smell

[wolfie]

wasn't from the

[sableagle]

approaching hero's socks.

[BeautifulTragedy]

rather the armpits

[toreador]

of the fowel

[wolfie]

from the murder

[Lithanial]

of smokey the

[BeautifulTragedy]

the bear and

[sableagle]

the bandit. Chief

[LegacyTyphoon]

there was no

[Mike Taylor]

pile of boogers

[toreador]

in the big

[BeautifulTragedy]

red Santa's bag

[Mike Taylor]

stolen by HamaEstra*










*See the face of true evil here! (http://fuzzyknights.pbwiki.com/HamaEstra)

[Lithanial]

squire of Hamtaro

[Milambrios]

Kicker of crotches.

[TNT]

Mass murdering muffins

[Mike Taylor]

is very tasty!

[BeautifulTragedy]

Especially when made

[wolfie]

with beer from

[BeautifulTragedy]

sweaty gym socks.

[TNT]

so run as

[BeautifulTragedy]

fast as michael

[TNT]

Jackson when being

[wolfie]

all the underage

[BeautifulTragedy]

boys in bed

[Mike Taylor]

dancing on the

[Shryke]

Playa at Burningman!

[Mike Taylor]

Burning down everything

[sableagle]

except the cowshed

[Mike Taylor]

cuz that's where

[wolfie]

Monica went down

[Mike Taylor]

into the caves

[BeautifulTragedy]

to find her

[Mike Taylor]

boyfriend's false teeth

[sableagle]

had been converted

[Shryke]

into html files

[BeautifulTragedy]

by the Evil

[Mike Taylor]

Mister Monkey Head.

[TNT]

Super science scillions

[Mike Taylor]

cost Mike billions

[TNT]

in internet stocks!

[wolfie]

that he wipes

[Mike Taylor]

his butt with.

[Shryke]

Saddly, the bubble

[TNT]

boy of Birmingham

[BeautifulTragedy]

ran into the

[Mike Taylor]

wall on the

[TNT]

postoffice rubberband building.

[KeegaKurGurk]

it went "SPOING"

[TNT]

and catapulted him

[wolfie]

to the nether

[BeautifulTragedy]

world of Amsterdam

[TNT]

where pot brownies

[sableagle]

call kettle pixies

[BeautifulTragedy]

cost 50 HP