The Devil's Panties Songbook

[Mike Taylor]

I thought it might be a novel idea to pull together songs and lyrics that come to mind when reading Jennie's comics (as opposed to the dementedness people read on this message board ;)). So, without further adieu, here are my two contributions.

So as to avoid confusion, I'm putting the name of the singer/band first and then the title of the song.

Brobdingnagian Bards--The Scotsman (Y'all knew THIS one would be involved.)

words and music by Mike Cross

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize


Heather Alexander-- March of Cambreadth (For Geebas on Parade, baby!)

Axes flash, broadswords swing
Shining armors’ piercing ring
Horses run with polished shield
Fight those bastards ‘til they yield

Midnight mare, blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Follow orders as you’re told
Make their yellow blood run cold
Fight until you die or drop
A force like ours is hard to stop

Close your mind to stress and pain
Fight ‘til you’re no longer sane
Let not one damn cur pass by
How many of them can we make die?

Guard your women and children well
Send these bastards back to Hell
We’ll teach them the ways of war
And they won’t come here anymore

Use your shield and use your head
Fight ‘til everyone is dead
Raise the flag up to the sky
How many of them can we make die?

Dawn has broke, the time has come
Move your feet to the marching drum
We’ll win the war and pay the toll
Fight as one in heart and soul

Midnight mare and blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?

Axes flash, broadswords swing
Shining armors’ piercing ring
Horses run with polished shield
Fight those bastards ‘til they yield

Midnight mare and blood red roan
Fight to keep this land your own
Sound the horn and call the cry
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?
How many of them can we make die?

[Plunder Down-Under]

When I think about Geebas the band Manowar always jumps to mind, they jump to my mind for anything larp related actually.

Warriors Of The World (United) - Manowar

Here our soldiers stand from all around the world
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all

We alone are fighting for metal that is true
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

[Chorus:]
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world
Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of the world

Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we are thunder, wind and rain.

There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man
I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie
And in their final hour they shall confess before they die

[Repeat chorus]

If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side
Gather my horse and weapons, tell my family how I died
Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way will die by steel

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of the world

[Repeat chorus to fade]

[Crazeyal]

"Dare To Be Stupid" (Weird Al Yankovic)


Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I'll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.

Come on and dare to be stupid.
It's so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it's time for crying in your beer.
Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.
It's okay... you can dare to be stupid.

It's like spitting on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.

Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.
It's so easy, so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future's up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It's all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can't hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now.
(Dare to be stupid.)

[Ruestir]

Queen, It's a Kind of Magic

It's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
A kind of magic,
One dream, one soul, one prize,
One goal, one golden glance of what should be,
It's a kind of magic,
One shaft of light that shows the way,
No mortal man can win this day,
It's a mind of magic,
The bell that rings inside your mind,
It's a challenging the doors of time,
It's a kind of magic,
The waiting seems eternity,
The day will dawn of sanity,
It's a kind of magic,
There can be only one,
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be gone,
This flame that burns inside of me,
I'm hearing secret harmonies
It's a kind of magic,
The bell that rings inside your mind,
Is challenging the doors of time,
It's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
This rage that lasts a thousand years,
Will soon be will soon be,
Will soon be gone,
This is a kind of magic,
Tere can only be one,
This life that lasts a thousand years,
Will soon be gone,
Magic - it's a kind of magic,
It's a kind of magic,
Magic, magic, magic, magic,
It's magic,
It's a kind of magic.

W.A.S.P. - The Last Command

You don't know what's in our hearts
This is our time, we've made our mark
And you can't understand,
we'll fight till we fall
But what do you want to do?
The time is right for you
To stand on your feet and answer the call

Stand up, for the first time, and shout it, woah-oh
The last command is heard across the land
Stand up, for the first time, and cry out, woah-oh
Hear the call we are, the Last Command

A thousand times I had this dream,
the flag was high, I heard a scream
That cut through the still of the night
just like a knife
But that was yesterday,
the darkness has gone away
I stand on the edge, and I pledge my life

Stand up, for the first time, and shout it, woah-oh
The last command is heard across the land
Stand up, for the first time, and cry out, woah-oh
Hear the call we are, the Last Command

The destiny that I control will sever
And break the bonds and set me free forever!
Stand up, for the first time, and shout it, woah-oh
The last command is heard across the land
Stand up, for the first time, and cry out, woah-oh
Hear the call we are, the Last Command

[Mike Taylor]

Well, it looks like we've got plenty for Geebas/SOLAR straight play. Let's see some more geeky silly.

I think I'm gonna call on the Bards again.

Brobdingnagian Bards-- Jedi Drinking Song (In celebration of Dragon*Con-grade debauchery!)

words and music John Ryan of the Dust Rhinos

I had one pint of beer, and one shot of scotch,
I had one bottle of wine, and bourbon on the rocks
I had one lassie on me right, another on the left,
I looked that puppet in the eye and said give me the test

A long time ago, in a pub far away,
I sat on a barstool, just drinking away,
I couldn't hold it down, I guess I had too much
I felt a tremor in the force and then I lost my lunch
I woke up in a desert land, feeling hot and sick,
I saw a bearded man, he looked like some kind of hick,
He slowly waved his hand, and my pain was gone
He said let's go see Yoda, and I'll teach you this song.

So we got on a starship, and flew off into space
He said his name was Obi-Wan and there is no time to waste,
I have to get you trained before it is too late,
He said drink this bottle of whisky, and don't give in to hate.
My training went on, and I'd drank most of the bar
We stopped for supplies on the nearest Death Star
I learned to control my fear, and hold my alcohol
Soon I was able to stand even when Obi-Wan would fall.

[Star Wars theme song]

I sat down beside him and looked him in the eye
He broke the silence, said you judge me by my size
Obi-Wan said careful, for Yoda is the best
I said ok shorty, bring on the test
Well I could tell you how it ended, I could tell you some lies Let's just say, on that night the force was on his side
I got all riled up, and they threw me in jail
I said I don't believe it, Yoda said that's why I failed

KEY F

verse/chorus:
G G D D
G G C-D7-G
G G D D
G G C-D7-G

Star Wars theme:
G G C G
G G C G
C-G-C D D7

[kitty!]

"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cindi Lauper

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have--

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls-- they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls--they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...

[Mike Taylor]

Patrick Macnee & Honor Blackman-- Kinky Boots (Cuz Jennie's all about the boots.)

Everybody's going for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
It's a manly kind of fashion that you borrowed from the brutes,
Borrowed from the brutes,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots.

Fashion magazines say wear 'em,
And you rush to obey like the women in a harem.

Full length, half length,
Fully fashion calf length,
Brown boots, black boots,
Patent leather jackboots,
Low boots, high boots,
Lovely lanky thigh boot,
We all dig those boots.

Everybody's crazy for those kinky boots, kinky boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
And whether you're in evening dress or bathing suits,
You wear boots, boots, kinky boots.

There are twenty million women wearing kinky boots, kinky boots,
Puss in boots,
Footwear manufacturers are gathering the fruits,
Gathering the fruits,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots.

Advertising men say try 'em,
And you all run amok like a flock of sheep to buy 'em.

Sweet girls, street girls,
Grumpy little beat girls,
Square girls, cool girls,
Sexy little schoolgirls,
Maiden aunties,
Mayfair debutantes,
They all dig those boots.

Everybody's rushin' for those Russian boots,
Prussian boots,
(boop, boop)
Kinky boots,
Both: Cover up those slender little tender foots with kinky slinky,
Leather is so kinky,
Come and get those kinky boots, boots, kinky boots.

[kitty!]

Patriarch on a Vespa by Metric

Promiscuous makes an entrance
Her mouth is full of questions
Are we all brides to be
Are we all designed to be confined
Buy ourselves chastity belts and lock them
Organize our lives and lose the key
Our faces all resemble dying roses
From trying to fix it
When instead we should break it
We've got to break it before it breaks us

Fear of pretty houses and their porches
Fear of biological wrist watches
Fear of comparison shopping
Dogs on leashes behind fences barking
Pretty little pillows on floral couches
Until our faces all resemble dying roses
Stop trying to fix it

Patriarch on a Vespa
Runs a red and ends up
Crushed under the wheel

[MNsane]

Anvil of Crom from Conan The Barbarian

[Big Otis Landfish]

Mama Told Me Not To Come - Three Dog Night

Will you have whiskey with your water
or sugar in your tea ?
What's all these crazy questions
that you're askin' of me
this is the craziest party
there could ever be
don't turn on the lights
'cause I don't want to see
Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
that ain't the way to have fun,no, uh uh
open up the window
let some air into this room
I think I'm almost chokin'
from the smell of stale perfume
and that cigarette you're smokin'
about to scare me half to death
oh open up the window sucker
let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
that ain't the way to have fun,son
that ain't the way to have fun,son

the radio is blastin'
someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girl friend she passed out on the floor
I've seen so many things
I ain't never seen before
I don't know what it is
I don't wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come
Mama told me not to come
she said that ain't the way to have fun son
that ain't the way to have fun NO!

:D

[Seolta]

hrm...
the lyrics "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right" seem fitting...;)

[Mike Taylor]

hrm...
the lyrics "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right" seem fitting...;)

Songs about the message board get their own thread. :)

[Plunder Down-Under]

Speaking of clowns, of the insane variety, this song is pretty neat though it doesnt remind me of tDP

"Fuck The World" - Insane Clown Posse

[Violent J]
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.

[Chorus:]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)

[Violent J]
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus
Fuck Darius
Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east
Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least
Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks
Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me, fuck you
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump
Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady
My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?
(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say fuck ninety three times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!
Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco
Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here
You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on
Jefferson? FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 5-0 too
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody inside
Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J!

[Ruestir]

It's all suddenly clear why I could never get into ICP.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Its more humorous more than angry

[Leffy]

*pounces Plunder into the ground*
i love you ^.^

lol but theres better songs then that one. though you're right its meant to make you laugh, not necessarily to antagonize. lol he says fuck anyone and everything, including himself. its technically about how that stuffs all still there but it has no real importance on you so forget it :P


and ruestir. i can think of quite a few you might like, but i think you'd like some of Twiztid's more.

[Plunder Down-Under]

:eek: *gets pounced* No problem.

My favorite is Tilt-a-Wirl, it always makes me laugh

[Leffy]

my weakness is Cotton Candy, personally. to a degree though i could see Multiple Myselves kinda being a good song in regards to dp, simply cause its about different parts of himself, like love anger fear and lust. and the angel, devil, and such are Jennies.

[Leffy]

in regards to Geebas... loosely since Geebas is a LARP and this is referencing tabletop die games such as D&D but hey both roleplay

JUMPSTEADY-DUNGEON MASTER

Welcome.
Blue wizard is about to die.
Green Elf needs food badly.

The base is thumpin' the club is jumpin'
Hot drunk girls in the corner humpin'
Booties Shakin' big titties fakin'
High five my boys as drinks we takin'
But what do we know about this nothin'
Were not even there I was only frontin'
We're in a basement roleplayin' D&D
Explorin' the land of make believe
Its kind a like reading a book anew
Except you control what the characters do
Untold adventures await your mind
As you become someone else intertwined
Some think it's nerdy that's probably true
But fuck you it's just what we nerdies do
Allow our imagination to soar free
As our dreams here become reality

(Chorus)
All through the night sit tight
and keep on rollin' rollin'
Lookin' for that twenty
Then we know we're golden
Others go for a bite
We keep on rollin' rollin'
Order us some pizza
It disappears like Merlin

The drums are thumpin' goblins jumpin'
Were in the deepest part of the dungeon
Brave wizard stand at the rear
Throw a fireball at anything you hear
Hey thief don't bother you failed your roll
I see you in the shadows little hoe
Oh me I'm cavalier I check the doors
That's the reason they call me a hero-whore
Got a chained kobold in the lead
We call him trap tester know what I mean
Torches shakin' hit points achin'
See any kind of treasure we takin'
Dice rollin' sword glowin'
Deep in the dungeon depths we keep goin'
Hear a monster sound look around
Continue down the tunnel dumbfound
Enter a cave that reeks a foul stench
Not the place we really wanna be I bet
Then I see what I can't believe
A red dragon standin' in front of me

(Chorus)
All through the night sit tight
And keep on rollin' rollin
Lookin' for that twenty
Then we know we're golden
Others have them a life
We keep on rollin' rollin'
Don't need social troubles
We're good just slayin' goblins

Pizza's here with a small cheer
Pop all around don't need any beer
Nerdy boy what's your joy
Likes to collect action figure toys
Knight to rook comic books
To the hobby store like crack you're hooked
Robotech cyber sex
On line game until you're flexed
Wrath of Khan, Obi-Wan
Collectible cards and Megatron
These are things nerdies do
Of course we like to roleplay too
Haven't faced a dragon in awhile
Nerdies at the table get kinda wild
Mr. DM what's the deal
A red dragon are you for real
We're only 3rd level don't you know
And currently hit points are low
From the DM comes a wicked laugh
"Roll initiative guys time for the bloodbath"

(Chorus)
All through the night sit tight
And keep on rollin' rollin'
Lookin' for that twenty
Then we know we're golden
Others go out at night
We keep on rollin' rollin'
Don't need to spend money
We need our medication
All through the night sit tight
And keep on rollin' rollin'
Lookin' for that twenty
Then we know we're golden
Others have them a wife
We keep on rollin' rollin'
We are not true virgins
Get plenty elven neden

A huge fireball suddenly appears
And strikes the dragon like a bombardier
Yo wizard "Eh" think you best retire
Don't you know a red dragons immune to fire
"Oh shit my bad he looks kinda mad
That's my last spell cheerio lad"
The others run smart thing to do
But I'm a cavalier and I'm not allowed to
Unsheathe my Wicked Chaos Blade
The dragon's roar begins the rampage
Sound allowed a blood curdling battle cry
Close the gap to suicide
Leap attack as I gracefully glide
Attempting to strike it's scaly hide
"Take that" damn rolled a one
My blade falls thats it I'm done

Mmmmm...Toasty..

[Seolta]

'nother song for Geebas..."Don't Split the Party," by Emerald Rose(which has the distinction of having been played at a SOLAR event at its second performance in front of an audience)

Can't seem to find lyrics for it, most likely 'cause the CD it's being recorded for is due to come out next month(prob'ly at D*Con)

[Mike Taylor]

Grab 'em and post 'em as soon as you can.

Hmm. Jennie posted and then it disappeared. I guess she's got something specific she wants to do.

[RazorJAK]

Dean and the Weenies "The Fuck You Song"

Why are you
Looking at me?
When I look back at you
I don't like what I see,
Your lack of character shows,
I hate your clothes
And you've got something disgusting hanging out of your nose.

Why are you talking to me?
Please leave, immediately,
Where is your dignity? Please get away from me,
Why don't you choke on a fashion accessory?

I cannot remember your name, and I cannot care less,
I could have more fun talking to the IRS,
Why don't you take your problems to analysis?
Take your foot out of your mouth and suck on this:
FUUUUCK.....YOUUUUUUU!

Everybody now:

FUCK...the telephone company!
FUCK! National security!
FUCK! The prime interest rate!
FUCK! The secretary of state!
FUCK! Union Carbide!
FUCK! Third World genocide!
FUCK! Thermonuclear war!
FUCK! Mary...Tyler...MOOOOOORE!
FU-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uck YOUUUUUUUUU!

So go tell it to the judge! Cause I don't care!
You'd be cooler if you wore a Frigidaire!
Get lost! Eat shit! Drop dead! Go screw!
We're in big trouble, Baby,
And the trouble...is...YOUUUUUU!
FUUUUUUCK YOU!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

... The reason I choose this for the songbook is because I honestly could see all of you(1) hanging out at the club where I last worked security. And the FUCK YOU song was our "Last song, lights are on, get the fuck out!" song.

If any of you had ever heard the song, it's most likely due to the movie "Mondo New York". It's the closing song for the movie. Here's the clipon youtube ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnMtvuvM_i0

(1) Except for Kitty and the other babydevils. You've got some time before you'd be allowed in.

[Crazeyal]

I touch myself
By the Divynals

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

[RazorJAK]

" Ohhhhh, THAT's what that song is about? " - Willow, BtVS

[Ruestir]

and ruestir. i can think of quite a few you might like, but i think you'd like some of Twiztid's more.

Probably so, I'm just not into the vulgar for the sake of being vulgar stuff anymore, or any less for that matter. Just look up W.A.S.P. which was a band I was really into as a teen to see my mind set back then. Some of their music I still like, but alot of it I've left behind. Yeah, I'm getting old.

[Compton]

big Butts and Blow Jobs - The Scabs

Big butts and blow jobs
They go together like
The sun and the sky
Like whiskey and rye
Like ice cream and pie
Like lovers and sighs
Big butts and blow jobs

Big butts and blow jobs
They go together like
The beach and suntan lotion
Like gypsies and magic potions
Like instant replays and slow motion
Like Jacque Cousteau and the ocean
Like whippersnappers and newfangled notions
Big butts and blow jobs

Big butts and blow jobs
They go together like
The birds and the trees
Like honey and bees
Like pretty and please
Like legbones and knees
Like toastbread and cheese
Like cowgirls and lees
Like deadbolts and keys
Like carrots and peas
Like sailors and seas
Like golfers and tees
Like vaginas and yeast
Like the beauty and beast
Like my baby like my baby
Like my baby and me

Big butts and blow jobs
Go together like
Politicians and lies
Like burgers and fries
Like hippies and tie-dyes
Like bikinis and thighs
Like bankers and ties
Like bakers and pies
Like cowturds and flies
Like mascara and eyes
Like hellos and goodbyes
Like my baby like my baby
Like my baby and I

[reo01]

Heehee, I like this thread!
How about for the odd things and people Jennie encounters- The Doors- People are Strange.
Drinkies after a convention- George Thorogood (sp)- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.
"Must shake Tail!!!"- Taste of Honey- Boogie Wonderland (yes I'm fairly sure that wouldn't be on the playlist at a Goth club, but it's what I think of lol)

[Mike Taylor]

Pick one and post the lyrics, reo01! :) That last one sounds interesting.

[reo01]

Whoops! My bad- Boogie Wonderland is by Earth, Wind and Fire, not A Taste of Honey. *Dons tight, wide collared polyester shirt as penance*

Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts,
Of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand,
To a woman that has laid too many bets

The mirror stares you in the face and says
Baby, uh uh it don't work
You say your prayers through you don't care
You dance and shake the hurt
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland

Sound fly through the night
I chase my vinyl dreams to boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland

All the love in the world can't be gone
All the need to be loved can't be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland

All the love in the world can't be gone
All the need to be loved can't be wrong
All the records are playing
And my heart keeps saying
Boogie wonderland, wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland
Dance boogie wonderland

[Mike Taylor]

Back To Page One With You!

[Happy Goth]

Hehe. This weekend there will be many a call of:

"How many of them can we make die!"

So many LARP song. Roll on the Gathering

[Seolta]

Hehe. This weekend there will be many a call of:

"How many of them can we make die!"

So many LARP song. Roll on the Gathering

March of Cambreadth?

[Happy Goth]

Yup, I'm in a group called The Bears. Scottish types in kilts. Lots of mead and singing around the campfire. It's one of our battle songs along with "Ye Sassenach by Name" and the battle line chant of "You're going home in a tartan bodybag!"

[Mike Taylor]

Here's a great one.

Mark Knopfler-- "What It Is."

The drinking dens are spilling out
There's staggering in the square
There's lads and lasses falling about
And a crackling in the air
Down around the dungeon doors
The shelters and the queues
Everybody's looking for
Somebody's arms to fall into
That's what it is
It's what it is now

There's frost on the graves and the monuments
But the taverns are warm in town
People curse the government
And shovel hot food down
Lights are out in the city hall
The castle and the keep
The moon shines down upon it all
The legless and asleep

And it's cold on the tollgate
With the wagons creeping through
Cold on the tollgate
God knows what I could do with you
That's what it is
It's what it is now

The garrison sleeps in the citadel
With the ghosts and the ancient stones

High up on the parapet
A Scottish piper stands alone
And high on the wind
The highland drums begin to roll
And something from the past just comes
And stares into my soul

And it's cold on the tollgate
Let the drums beat the tatoo
Cold on the tollgate
God knows what I could do with you
That's what it is
It's what it is now
What it is
It's what it is now

There's a chink of light, there's a burning wick
There's a lantern in the tower
Wee Willie Winkie with a candlestick
Still writing songs in the wee wee hours
On Charlotte Street I take
A walking stick from my hotel
The ghost of Dirty Dick
Is still in search of Little Nell
That's what it is
It's what it is now
It's what it is
What it is now

[Death Dragon2]

Awake/Asleep - Godsmack

wait another minute
Can't you see what this pain has fucking done to me
I'm alive and still kicking
What you see I can't see and maybe you'll think before you speak

I'm alive,
For you I'm awake
Because of you I'm alive
Told you I'm awake,
Swallowing you

Take another second
Turn your back on me
and make believe that you're always happy
It's safe to say you're never alive
A big part of you has died and by the way,
I hope you're satisfied

I'm alive,
For you I'm awake
Because of you I'm alive
Told you I'm awake,
Swallowing you

I'm alive,
For you I'm awake
Because of you I'm alive
Told you I'm awake,

(go)

tearing it back, unveiling me
taking a step back so i can breathe
hear the silence about to break
fear resistance when im awake

tearing it back, unveiling me
taking a step back so i can breathe
hear the silence about to break
fear resistance when im awake




arrrrr



OH YEAH

AH YEAH

I'm alive,
For you I'm awake
Because of you I'm alive
Told you I'm awake,
Swallowing you

I'm alive,
For you I'm awake
Because of you I'm alive
Told you I'm awake,
Swallowing you

Livin' In Sin- Godsmack

Once again my friend
Storm clouds are rolling
Broken inside myself
Can't seem to break this chain
Can't break it!

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Where do I begin?

Caught between the lines
My life of worthless lies
Shedding my skin to begin
A life that I don't know how to live
I can't take it!

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Where do I begin?

I don't know now
Where to go now
I don't know if I'll ever again... no
It's all broken
Not a word spoken
And I don't know how to go, how to.. god help me now!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Where do I begin?

[Mike Taylor]

Not trying to nitpick, but I can't see the connection to DP or Geebas there, DeathDragon.

[Death Dragon2]

No? I guess the connections were a little vague.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Probably one of those subconcious connections, I always think of Disturbed Voices when I play Morrowind(or of morrowind when listening to voices) because I used to listen to it while playing. No-one else would make that connection.

[sableagle]

Yyyyyah ... and I used to hear Eternal Flame by the Bangles while designing Doom .wad files.

All these military songs are making me think of Men Of Harlech (and if you haven't heard that one you haven't watched Zulu.)

However, here's a similar thing from the opposite side, one that won't be coming up in a sensible LARP (I are sensible cat-girl. This are sensible LARP.):

Iron Maiden - The Trooper

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too;
You fire your musket but I'll run you through,
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand. There's no turning back.
The bugle sounds; the charge begins,
But on this battlefield noone wins.
The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
As we plunge on into certain death.

The horse, he sweats with fear; we break to run.
The mighty roar of the Russian guns,
And as we race towards the human wall,
The screams of pain as my comrades fall.
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Russians fire another round.
We get so near yet so far away.
We won't live to fight another day.

We get so close, near enough to fight,
When a Russian gets me in his sights.
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow;
A burst of rounds take my horse below,
And as I lay there staring at the sky,
My body's numb and my throat is dry,
And as I lay forgotten and alone,
Without a tear I draw my parting groan.

-----

For DP ... especially Shoulder Devil, I guess, because this just feels too sexy for shoulder angel:

Girlschool - 20th Century Boy

Friends say it's fine. Friends say it's good.
Everybody says it's just not rock 'n' roll.
I move like a cat, talk like a rat,
steal like a thief. Babe, you wanna be my man?
Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah.
You're my boy, my 20th Century toy.
Friends say it's fine. Friends say it's good.
Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll.
Started off playing ... {damned if I can
figure this bit out*} ... Babe, you wanna be my man.

Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah.
I'm your toy, my 20th Century Boy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.

Well, it's plain to see you were made for me, yeah.
I'm your toy, my 20th Century Boy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.
20th Century Boy, I wanna be your toy.

{* I see Placebo, T-Rex, X-Japan and a few other sets of lyrics for this song, but can't find any that read like what I hear there.}

-----

For DJ, I think, and maybe some others:

Girlschool - Too Hot To Handle:

I'm not like any other girls,
Who do whatever they're told.
I've got a one-track mind.
Don't waste my time.
I'm far too hot to hold.
I won't change my ways.
You'd better know your place.
I do whatever I please.
I'm hot property.
Take it from me,
'Cause I'm too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!
Too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!

Champagne on ice might be very nice;
Diamonds I just adore,
But you'd better think twice.
Take my advice:
Don't touch what you can't afford.
Feel the heat burn you up inside,
From your head down to your toes.
Aren't you so cool?
I'll walk all over you,
'Cause I'm too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!
Too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!

{instrumental that'll hurt on Guitar Hero}

'Cause I'm too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!
Too! Hot! To Handle!
Too! Hot! For you!
Too hot for you!
Too hot for you!
Oh yeah,
Too hot for you!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Too hot, too hot, too hot, too hot,
Too hot for you.

........ just too hot.

-----

Darcy:

The Cure - Catch

Now I know who you remind me of,
A girl I think I used to know ...

[Plunder Down-Under]

YES! Iron Maiden - The Trooper! Absolute greatest song EVAR! Im going to see them in febuary for the first time they've come to Australia in 15 years!

Pity tickets to the mosh were sold out.. I got seating :(

[Compton]

YES! Iron Maiden - The Trooper! Absolute greatest song EVAR! Im going to see them in febuary for the first time they've come to Australia in 15 years!

Pity tickets to the mosh were sold out.. I got seating :(

Its the first time they've been taken out of cyrogenic stasis in 15 years ;)

[Plunder Down-Under]

Lies! Evil punishable lies! But I'll forgive you because I like you :p

[Ruestir]

Dio - The Last in Line

We're a ship without a storm
The cold without the warm
Light inside the darkness that it needs, yeah

We're a laugh without a tear
The hope without the fear
We are coming - home

We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll feel
Is worth a lifetime

We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way is down

We don't come alone
We are fire we are stone
We're the hand that writes
Then quickly moves away

Chorus:
We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line
We're the last in line

Two eyes from the east
It's the angel or the beast
And the answer lies between
The good and bad

We search for the truth
We could die upon the tooth
But the thrill of just the chase
Is worth the pain

Repeat chorus

We're off to the witch
We may never never never come home
But the magic that we'll
Is worth a lifetime

We're all born upon the cross
The throw before the toss
You can release yourself
But the only way you go is down

[Akuma]

Heehee, I like this thread!
How about for the odd things and people Jennie encounters- The Doors- People are Strange.
Drinkies after a convention- George Thorogood (sp)- One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.
"Must shake Tail!!!"- Taste of Honey- Boogie Wonderland (yes I'm fairly sure that wouldn't be on the playlist at a Goth club, but it's what I think of lol)



reo seems to be the only one that really got what this thread about, past a certain point. Everyone else just seemed to be posting random songs.

[Leffy]

there was another "random song lyrics" thread somewhere

[Mike Taylor]

Yeah, my intent was for people to post songs that somehow tie into The Devil's Panties or Geebas on Parade.

[Ruestir]

I dunno, I thought Dio's song was rather appropriate. *shrugs*

[Mike Taylor]

I dunno, I thought Dio's song was rather appropriate. *shrugs*

How does it connect?

[Death Dragon2]

How does it connect?
Majick?

[Mike Taylor]

Resurrected for the newbies to try their hand.

[Silverharp]

I'd say given the amount of clubbing Jenny does, Voltaire and "the Vampire Club"

Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"

Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
Number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."

Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!


Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club

[Mike Taylor]

arise again!