Helloooo Non Posters!

[kitty!]

We can seeee youuuu!

You are the GUESTS.

You are the people with accounts who don't post at all!

Why don't you post? Interacting with us is very fun! I used to be a non poster! Come play!

Yea, I'm just posting this because we have 5 people guesting right now Ecchi and Otis aren't posting fast enough XD

[Ecchi_Kitty]

....I had to look up some images....
My posting is plenty fast enough....
Leave me alone....
:cry:


;)

[kitty!]

I'm just impatient and bored, no offense ;P

[Big Otis Landfish]

Heh, I bet at least one guest is my fault and is doing ship inspection.

[Wayne]

I'm just impatient and bored, no offense ;P


Then I suggest playing with duct tape and fireworks. That is a great cure for being bored.

[kitty!]

Currently I'm eating half a watermelon. I went to the beach today and I'm sunburnt and dehydrated.

[Wayne]

Know how that feels.

[Crazeyal]

Could be worse.. ya coulda gone to a NUDE beach and got sunburnt!

[Sehson]

yea sunburnt nipples are annoying:d/:

[Death Dragon2]

I'm sure not as much as sun-burned genitals that make it hurt when you pee.

[Wayne]

I'm sure not as much as sun-burned genitals that make it hurt when you pee.

I think that this is one of the most painful things that I have ever heard of.

[Mike Taylor]

We need to start another Lurker Inquisition. :dgrin:

I'll get me flamethrower...

lurker --> :flamethrower: <-- me

[Wayne]

Makes me glad that I am not lurking this time around.

[Crazeyal]

Making up for lost time I see...

[Death Dragon2]

*starts singing "The Inquisition"*

[Wayne]

Making up for lost time I see...

Just trying to find my place in this crazy little world.

[Seolta]

We need to start another Lurker Inquisition. :dgrin:

I'll get me flamethrower...

lurker --> :flamethrower: <-- me

Silly me...I thought the point of this thread was to make them like us, not run off screaming...
It is, after all, so much easier once they've developed a false sense of security ;)

[UberFische]

*holds a bat with nails in it behind his back, while holding out a bag of candy* Here non-posters, come're... got some candy for ya...

[Mike Taylor]

Silly me...I thought the point of this thread was to make them like us, not run off screaming...
It is, after all, so much easier once they've developed a false sense of security ;)

Only renouncing their lurking ways shall save them from the cleansing flame of the Lurker Inquisition! Those who do not shall be destroyed and sent to the Hell of 10,000 Crazyals!

[Crazeyal]

Isn't that the Roleplay section??? :al:

[Mike Taylor]

Isn't that the Roleplay section??? :al:

Well, I figure 10,000 of you pulling that kind of shit has got to be the most excruciating thing in all of creation. :dgrin:

[Crazeyal]

Nah...

Think 2 of Garfalk!!

[Mike Taylor]

Nah, he doesn't have your evil mind.

[Crazeyal]

That's true.. I was just thinking B.O.

:lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ok so they may not be nice, but Im nice. Join us and be my friends lurkers!

[Teacup Rabbit]

Aha, I've been semi-sorta lurking the forums for about a year now but I've been a fan longer than that. Hello all. :jbgrin:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Aha, I've been semi-sorta lurking the forums for about a year now but I've been a fan longer than that. Hello all. :jbgrin:
Huzzah we turned one! *pounces* You're my new friend, mmk?

[Teacup Rabbit]

Huzzah we turned one! *pounces* You're my new friend, mmk? I don't know... I've seen some of your posts.
No, I'm kidding. Hello, new friend!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Excellent! This is an occasion for an Adventure! Or Bouncing... like Tigger!

*bounces*

[Wayne]

I am going to be getting too much exersice with all the pouncing going on if all the lurkers show up.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

To be fair, most of us can use the excersize.... :rolleyes:

[Plunder Down-Under]

I get at least half an hours exercise every day and more on most. Riding to school and PE keep me healthy ^_^

[Wayne]

To be fair, most of us can use the excersize.... :rolleyes:

You mean getting out of my desk chair and walking to the fridge isn't enough exercise?!?!?

[Leffy]

Teacup's ava disturbs me...

[Sehson]

why its much better then the Burger King is going to fuck your ass one:dp:

[Wayne]

Teacup's ava disturbs me...


Did you have a bad experience with a lumberjack once?

[Leffy]

nope. it just disturbs me that ANOTHER childhood icon wants my body.

[Rapscallion]

CrazeyAl was one of your childhood icons?

My word - you had a ... strange upbringing.

Rapscallion

[garfalk]

how nice...al makes fun of me while im away.

*snuffly* im...going to go over here and cry...

am i considered a non-poster...i think so.

[Big Otis Landfish]

Garfalk, that's not true.... he just didn't stop because you were gone.

[Big Otis Landfish]

*Double-Double post of goodness* :P

[Wayne]

nope. it just disturbs me that ANOTHER childhood icon wants my body.

I have seen your picture and they are smart icons.

[Teacup Rabbit]

Teacup's ava disturbs me...

That's completely the reason why I'm using it. :jbsmirk:

[Mike Taylor]

nope. it just disturbs me that ANOTHER childhood icon wants my body.

Well you're just that damned hot, woman! Be proud!

[Mike Taylor]

That's completely the reason why I'm using it. :jbsmirk:

Welcome, Teacup Rabbit. By posting, you've been spared the flames of the Lurker Inquisition. Unfortunately, that means you are now subject to whatever weirdness any of us sees fit to inflict on the board. The upshot is you may now inflict weirdness on the rest of us.

[UberFische]

*walks by with a bathrobe made of ham, a turkey as a hat and smoking a cigar*
Did someone say weirdness? There's none of that here... nope... we're all completely normal

[Seolta]

Teacup's ava disturbs me...

I misread that, and was trying to figure out what was so disturbing about my teacups...:lol:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Well I didnt want to say anything, but Teacups are, in fact, out to get us. BEWARE!

[Crazeyal]

*Eats UberFische's clothes*

...what?

:al:

[Wayne]

You could of at least shared with the rest of us.

[Crazeyal]

Go nibble on your OWN forummember..

wait..

:d8o:

[Leffy]

i don't think that was bratwurst......

[Mike Taylor]

i don't think that was bratwurst......

*nibbles on Leffy*

[Leffy]

oOoOoO found a new spot!

[Teacup Rabbit]

Welcome, Teacup Rabbit. By posting, you've been spared the flames of the Lurker Inquisition. Unfortunately, that means you are now subject to whatever weirdness any of us sees fit to inflict on the board. The upshot is you may now inflict weirdness on the rest of us.
That sounds awesome, I'll enjoy it. Thank you, I am honored to be here. *Salutes.*

[UberFische]

*is now wearing steaks for a loin-cloth*

[Death Dragon2]

Is there any way to avoid Meat-gazing now?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Eye contact.

[Wayne]

Forget eye contact.

*stares at leffy's boobs*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Aww gee, real subtle.

[Wayne]

I have never been able to do 'subtle', even while wearing sunglasses.

[Compton]

Subtly is over-rated sometimes. I mean as long as you don't lie about what you are staring at. I have had conversations that start with the disclaimer, "Please be aware that it is likely I won't remember any of this conversation on account that your blouse really shows off your boobs today..."

[Leffy]

eh boobs are boobs. i've come across a few i can't look away from either. one girl in particular i wanted to shake like crazy because she didn't think they were big enough. no matter what she wore she'd have cleavage that went on forever.

show of hands, natural D's are not meant to be tampered with, yes?

[Compton]

*Raises hand* (but only if by tampered you mean enhanced or reduced) pireced or tatooed is ok.

[Leffy]

peircings are hot. tattoos... only so much as the artist can make it.

i mean if a guy tried to draw cherries on me and they ended up looking rotten, itd take a refund and alot of bitching at myself before i could find it in me to try to mmake it work.

[Ruestir]

I only know one gal that had D's that felt the need to tamper with them that I agreed with, but that was to get them reduced. She had back problems that a reduction helped with. Otherwise LEAVE EM ALONE!

[Leffy]

oh yeah knockers that big beg for spinal issues. i'd rather have a book bag loaded for 3 highschool students without lockers strapped to my back then have tig ol bitties.

[Compton]

peircings are hot. tattoos... only so much as the artist can make it.

i mean if a guy tried to draw cherries on me and they ended up looking rotten, itd take a refund and alot of bitching at myself before i could find it in me to try to mmake it work.

Yeah a couple of stick figures playing ping pong across the great divide wouldn't really be that cool.

I miss my wife's D's that she had while pregnant and breastfeeding. She wants an enhancement and lift to put them back where they were. But not all the way to D. Either way I ain't gonna complain. I may listen to her less though...

[Leffy]

you can get lifts that remove the extra skin and perk em back up without any major surgery and muscle damage risks. easier then clothespinning.

[Big Otis Landfish]

*raises hand*

Boobies of ANY size are not meant to be tampered with except for medical purposes (this would include reduction surgery if needed). I don't find D's particularly sacred either... depends on overall proportions, but I usually prefer a well-presented set of B's. But variety is good...

[Ruestir]

easier then clothespinning.

but not as fun as that :dgrin:

[Wayne]

The body of a woman is usually never in need of fixing unless there is a medical need.

I enjoy boobs of all sizes as long as they are not smaller than my "man-boobs" Women who have smaller chests than me make me worry.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

'D-cup' covers a rater wide range of breasts, really. For the most part, agree shouldn't be messed with. But, large and saggy are still saggy, can understand a desire to perk. But unless the person is 8', is plenty large. Even then, if are 8', bigger breasts shouldn't be a concern....

[Sehson]

Size of boob's is entirely dependant on the size of the woman and basic build as well. I have a friend that keeps going on about wanting implants and I keep verbally slapping her because she refuses to understand that B's are perct for her 5'2" 108 lb frame.... Got another friend with C's that are a bit small proportionally but they are nice and perky... she's a healthy( muscluar fit healthy) 160 lb 5' 10 ish

[Compton]

I agree it all depends on the person. I have one girl who is a little hefty but wears it well enough to be attractive. She was sized at an F somewhere recently. very appealing. And then I have another girl here of Asain decent with barely any breast, but still dead sexy because despite being really slender, she's still quite shapely.