The rum is not safe

[Travellar]

There's no way that box of rum is safe. It's owner is either incredably foolish, or increadably sneaky. Is it rum, or is it a trap? If it's rum, is that part of some greater plot, and in itself a trap? Tune in next time for... The Fate of Rum!

:lol:

[Talen]

C'mon. A box of booze in Talia's hands is already drunk.

(Bonus if the box comes back, perfectly sealed....with empty bottles.)

[medic49675]

There's no way that box of rum is safe. It's owner is either incredably foolish, or increadably sneaky. Is it rum, or is it a trap? If it's rum, is that part of some greater plot, and in itself a trap? Tune in next time for... The Fate of Rum!

:lol:

My thoughts exactally. Trust no one who would give booze away.
Or you will be :skull: :xbones: Thus sayest Medic the big bald :kmonkey: kilt monkey.

[Talen]

Hmm. You're right. It's the perfect Talia-trap, more irresistable than a shiny red history erasing button!

[TNT]

OH! Bottled tainted water, you know like the stuff Talia touched to turn her arm all tentacley. Just loads of those, seal up the bottles and box and leave it somewhere.

[620070]

how well does Jennie hold rum? :lol:

[Travellar]

well, the indications in most of the comics so far are that she doesn't hold any liquer well at all.

[Plunder Down-Under]

But reality is relative, She grew up with tall people so draws herself short, to the suprise of some of her fans when she's taller than them.

She has drunk with pirates so her perspective may be skewed.

[620070]

of course, she did drag around Jack Daniels to burn her last cold/flu out.

[RazorJAK]

But reality is relative, She grew up with tall people so draws herself short, to the suprise of some of her fans when she's taller than them.

She has drunk with pirates so her perspective may be skewed.

She's a lightweight. But she's a fun drunk. :-)

Only bad thing is she's gotten to the point of refusing any beverage I offer her with the excuse of "I have to be on a panel in an hour. I want to be coherent."

[sableagle]

how well does Jennie hold rum? :lol:

That depends how much she's enjoying watching Nigel beg.

[KiaKat]

She's a lightweight. But she's a fun drunk. :-)

Only bad thing is she's gotten to the point of refusing any beverage I offer her with the excuse of "I have to be on a panel in an hour. I want to be coherent."

Odd, I would think that panels would be better if the panelists were incoherent.

I believe all panels should end with someone throwing something like a crumpled piece of paper or a stuffed animal.

[sableagle]

Jennie believes all panels should include a cry of "BOOBIES!"

I think I prefer the boobies to the stuffed animal, thrown or not.

[KiaKat]

Boobies are good too.

Hard to throw, though.

[620070]

She's a lightweight. But she's a fun drunk. :-)
Only bad thing is she's gotten to the point of refusing any beverage I offer her with the excuse of "I have to be on a panel in an hour. I want to be coherent."

who wants to see a Rock Goddess sick and puking - unable to perform? all i'm asking is enough bottled, distilled spirits to cross the most defended border in NAm.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I wouldnt mind seeing a panel full of drunk artists with some kind of tension between them degrade into some kind of whimpy violence(its just arkward if someone dies) without being broken up and everyone just watches.

[TNT]

It would turn into some sort of massive sketch fight. People would be tossing pencils at each other, trying to stab Gravyboy in the hand with an inking pen, papercuts and erasers flying everywhere as they fight to draw a kitty first.

[Plunder Down-Under]

The one rule however would be "Not the drawing hand!"

[TNT]

Yeah, you'll have a special hand pads to protect the drawing hand. Ambidexerios people are fair game.

[620070]

no drinking and drawing!

[Crazeyal]

Pffft

Like THAT'll ever happen!

[620070]

true. on occasion it's essential.
13 oz vodka on the 13th convinced this drawer he's ambidextrous. alas, it was a brief illusion.
=]

[TNT]

*cackles madly as I work in my shed o' doom on the weapons already*

[Shryke]

I prefer whiskey

[P. lepricorn]

Did anybody else notice that she did the word "Rum" in red?

The proof is in the words, it can't be good.

[Crazeyal]

First Pounce!!!

Hi.. I'm al!!
.../
:al:

[KiaKat]

God damn it, Al, I wanted first pounce. I was typing and everything.

*pout*

[P. lepricorn]

Hi.. I'm al!!


Indeed you are.

God damn it, Al, I wanted first pounce.


Then you need to be quick like ninja.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Aww he's from England I saw the name and got excited thinking we finally got an irish guy to add to our mixing pot of the worlds finest. We have enough english and i love irish.

[Crazeyal]

uh..

*I'M* Irish.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Born and raised?

Im Irish by descent just look at my last name "O'Dempsey", but Im not Irish Irish, yknow?

[TNT]

I'm Welsh born and raised, but I'm part Irish, Scottish and English

[iradney]

I'm South African! But part German, Irish, French, Dutch and 100% mutt :D

[Crazeyal]

No.. Not born and raised.

My ancestors.. kinda got aROUNd...

Irish
French
Hungarian
Polish
Greek
Italian
Cherokee

:al:

But I'm Irish and Italian on Madre and Padre's side.. so it shows a bit more..

[Detritus]

and 100% mutt

I think that summarizes the reality of most of the Americans on the board. let's face it after a certain number of generations, you'd have to be living in some sort of ethnic enclave to not be a mutt.

i mean look at me,

Mom's family: Irish surname "Kelley" but we know there's german, and english all through there.

and as for the Harris side of the family, we've been here since the early 1700's. after near 300 years, "well the name ain't Scottish or Irish" is all that's left for sure.

[P. lepricorn]

Aww he's from England I saw the name and got excited.

Sorry for getting your hopes up, I'm part Irish though.

[KiaKat]

I'm about 80% Irish....the rest is Scottish, with a smidge of German and English (though the only thing that's left from the English is my grandmother's maiden name).

Does that make me better than the mutts? *smirk*

[Plunder Down-Under]

Sorry for getting your hopes up, I'm part Irish though.
So is most of the caucasion population apparently

[DarkPirateShea]

Everyone is a little bit of everything. What matters is what you are the most of and what shows. That's usually the culture that sticks with you.

Like me, I am so incredibly obviously mostly Irish. I'm short, got fair skin, freckles, and frizzy curly hair. Got gyped outta the red hair though... both my sisters but not me. And my last name is Murphy. Though... from what I undertand, that's sort of like the "Smith" of Irish names.

[P. lepricorn]

What matters is what you are the most of and what shows. That's usually the culture that sticks with you.



What shows the most is my tanned skin from the Spanish blood from my mothers side and from my dad's side who is 1/4 Irish I've got the same build as him (Shorter than the rest of my family and broad shoulders).

[KeegaKurGurk]

i like being a mut its fun to rattle off all the nationalities that i am including all the native american tribes and just watch ppls faces glaze over as they pass out form lack of oxygen in the room

[domino]

predominantly german (my grandfather is 100% german just not born/raised in germany), polish i think on my grandmas side, dutch, and cherokee (1/16th).

I'm not good at any of my heritages really- dont like german food (sausage, kraut, etc), dont like beer-specially the dark ones, not religious or any of that...but i respect nature so i guess i'm a decent native american...:confused:

I'd love to be irish though...always wanted red hair, i'm fairish skinned and petite, and greens my fave color!!

[Farler]

Everyone is a little bit of everything.

Except Im not. Im canadian but both sides are straight english heritage. there is no other in there. Most people have like a bit of french or german or scott or irish... I don't it's just not there.

[DarkPirateShea]

Well I was mostly referring to people in America.

[Farler]

??? heritage wise both of our countries are pretty much the same.

[DarkPirateShea]

Yeah... you'd think that... but I think there tends to be a bit more "mutt"-ness here.

[Farler]

Not really. I was the only "pure breed" in my entire school. Hell me and my brother are the only pure breeds in our generation. Hell 90% of england isn't pure english anymore.

[P. lepricorn]

Hell 90% of england isn't pure English anymore.


England is just a mix of Europe it's been like that for generations, but 90% is a big amount.

[TNT]

*waves little flag* Hooray for the British, if we didn't fight 'em or conquer 'em we shagged 'em.

[sableagle]

Well, England's ex- Angle-land, land of the Angles, and they got turned into Anglo-Saxons by interbreeding with some bunch from near a river that now flows out of the Czech Republic and through part of Germany, and they were replacing the Celts even before that, and then the Danes and Vikings came and some of them never went home, and then the ones who'd moved to Normandy in what is now part of France came over and a LOT of them never went home, and of course there must have been a few Roman soldiers' offspring scattered around a millennium before that, so quite what you call English could be hard to define.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*waves little flag* Hooray for the British, if we didn't fight 'em or conquer 'em we shagged 'em.
Their was plenty shagging going on with the ones they did fight too

[TNT]

Oh yes, that was our back up plan.. or victory celebration depending on what coutries they were.

[KeegaKurGurk]

yea a lil to much going on during most wars :P

[TNT]

BOM CHIKA WOW WOW! Britain, leader of the sexy wars.

[TheAuldGrump]

Away! Away! With Rum, By Gum! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QyZI-y72T2M)

*Runs before getting pounced*

The Auld Grump

[KiaKat]

*chases newbie*

*pins newbie's foot to floor*

Stay.

*saunters off*

Peeks nose out of room. OMG! It's a NEWBIE!!!!!

Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa Thumpa

*runs past newbie*

cRaSh

grrr

*Pushes off wall*

*Aiming at noobie...*

You see a small creature smiling maniacally, and feel fear. This is something you've never encountered before, and it looks as though the creature is probably crazier than the Cheshire Cat.

Mwuahahahaha

And here we go...

Aiming...

Wiggle-butt...

Tail-twitch...

Runs at newbie...

Bypasses newbie, going at Mach 2, flies around corner...

Runs back around corner, putting the fear of Kitten into all watching...

POuNce dA nOobIE!!!!!

[Travellar]

You didn't really think you could outrun our dominant glompers, did you?

*looks up*
Hey, what's that?

[sableagle]

*pounces Travellar*

Me.

Hi.

[Travellar]

you missed. you were supposed to pounce the newbie.

[Tipouf]

....sneak


.......sneak sneak....

..... sneak sneak sneak.......

runs out past the kia lady as she is pouncing

jumps up and over the kia lady....

and POUNCES DA NEWBIE

the covers him in pudding

ha! i win
:jbangel:

[KiaKat]

Dear, have you ever been in the way of a raging Kitten?

Not really safe.

*Tipouf's ankle is claimed by way of Kitten teeth!*

Nom nom nom

Ooo...Pudding-flavoured Tipouf. Or would that be Tipouf-flavoured pudding? Hmm... *considers, with a head-tilt*

I may have to try that in RL, one of these days.

[Ruestir]

Hmm... *considers, with a head-tilt*
awwww cute kitten head tilt! *gives her a good ear rubbin*

[KiaKat]

*purrs*

[DrT]

Got you flying licence yet, Kia ? :D

[Ruestir]

imagine I could make her fly if I ran my fingers down her neck and back and introduced some scented oils or lotions while performing said actions.

[KiaKat]

That would probably just make me melt. Melting is good.

Hm...Heeeeeere boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend...

[DrT]

was more thinking along the line of a bit of chat-vion if she don't let go my Tipouf's ankle...

[Ruestir]

LOL! Oh yeah! That!

[KiaKat]

Butbutbut...

It's pudding-flavoured.

[sableagle]

*climbs off Travellar*

*looks round*

*pounces Falconess*

[KiaKat]

That's not the newbie. Though, I know, it's easy to confuse, considering she hasn't been here much lately.

*points sableagle in the direction of the actual newbie*

Have at it. Don't get distracted by the pudding. Or the pudding-flavoured women.

[Travellar]

Pudding flavored Women?

okay, I'm distracted.

[sableagle]

Pudding and pudding flavour have nothing to do with it. I'm just being quite happily distracted by the women.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I heard a NOM NOM NOM!!!

*chomps down on the forum*

[Sehson]

*watches as 300,000volts and billions of pixels zap plunder*

Hmmm smoke... Let me get the hairspray to keep the new colorful hair do standing up..:didea:

[sableagle]

Please do not spray on or near a naked flame.

[Travellar]

*throws a pile of clothes into the fire*

there, the flame's not naked anymore. It has clothes.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*continues to chomp with slightly more burning*