TNT's hopeful plan

[TNT]

Alright boys and girls. I love writing RPs and this is going to be a chance to show off your skills at written Roleplaying. Let's just say it's along the lines of saw (I've never seen it but I know the gist). Everyone who's playing is inside my Shed o' Doom, a problem is that the shed's gone beserk and even TNT isn't sure if he's getting out of this in one piece.
A few rules, no chat speak.
No godmoding
You can't be random and insane unless your character is like that, stick to your description as well.
Please join.

[Crazeyal]

Uh..

YOU asking for no godmoding??

Pot calling kettle COME INNNNN KETTLE!!

[TNT]

I god mode in the random comments. Now shush and only talk when discussing this.

[Crazeyal]

You misunderstand.

I am my own character.

I've been roleplaying since day one.

It's up to YOU to decide if I'm playing or serious.

Can you guess my name??

:al:

[Farler]

You misunderstand.

I am my own character.

I've been roleplaying since day one.

It's up to YOU to decide if I'm playing or serious.

Can you guess my name??

:al:

OH OH OH!... shit I forget.. is it John?

[Crazeyal]

Why yes it is...

MASTER..


What is your will?

[Plunder Down-Under]

I wake up hanging from the roof in a small closed in room, with a door in the corner in front of me to the left and a fridge on the right. A sink and bench with a microwave on it against the back left corner and left wall.

Nggnnn... Ugh.. Where am I? *takes in surroundings* Ah fuck

The ropes holding me to the roof break and I crash onto the floor back first

*Groan* It's too early for this shit I roll over to go back to sleep

A disembodied voice crackles into audibility

Rise and Shine... Haven't you always dreamt of adventure and being apart from the world? Well here's your chance... I've brought you and several others here, to what I affectionatly call the "Shed 'o Doom". You shall be battling for your life and only those with the strongest will to live and maybe a bit of luck will survive.

Let the Games Begin.

I snore.

[TNT]

At this point TNT himself was barreling down a far hallway, hotly persued by that STUPID indiana jones rock he put in. It wasn't even meant to work, it was held in a glass case to block a way into his lab if the people didn't have the right code. He'd learnt a lesson though, Coffee and computer terminals don't mix. Doors flashed by on every side, too quickly for the chased lunatic to grab a hole of.

[DarkPirateShea]

A figure leans out of an approaching doorway. As TNT passes he is roughly pulled into the room and pushed up against the wall inside the door. The boulder rumbles past. The room is only dimly-lit by the emergency lights but it is easily apparent who the figure is.

"I assume I can blame you for this?"

[TNT]

TNT thought for a moment, seemingly undisturbed by the fact he had just escaped death by a centimeter and probably would be facing it in the form of the guy in front of him. "Yesssss..." he said, staring at them with his yellow and red eyes "Yeah, probably my fault. I can't really blame coffee people or the fact that large computer bases AREN'T water proof..."

[DarkPirateShea]

"That's just great."

Shea releases TNT and starts pacing back and forth in the room. (yes I'm playing me, I like me, or "forum me" rather) She's dressed in all black with her long hair tied back behind her head. A ceiling panel and a duffel bag lie on the floor of the near-empty storage room.

"You're just lucky I can't kill you. I've even got this nice new machete I could do it with!"

Shea gestures to the sheathed weapon on her hip.

"Unfortunately, I need you in order to get out of here."

[TNT]

"Oh please, like you'd need to kill me yourself. Five minutes in and I'll die myself" TNT shrugged and looked around at the room they were in, there was one other way out and the way back might be clear now... "Where to next sweety?" he said, leaning back and making a pouty face at Shea.

[DarkPirateShea]

Shea ignores the pouty face and leans out into the hall.

"Well at least that boulder probably cleared a nice path for us."

Shea walks over to her duffel bag and pulls out a cell phone, looking at it as though she could expect to get some sort of signal. After realizing that was a stupid thought, she pockets the phone and slings the bag over her shoulder.

"This place does have a static layout, right? It'd be nice if we could find some more people..."

[TNT]

"yeah, don't try and use your phone. It'll melt into your ear." TNT sighed and wriggled a finger in his own ear as if remembering a bad memory "There's some people still in here... we just got to catch them before they turn into mulch."

[Plunder Down-Under]

Several hours have passed and I stir waking up. Ungracefully rising to feet, I check to fridge for food. There are two sandwiches, the voice crackles into being once again.

One contains a deadly poison and one contains a compound which will allow the door to let you leave... Choose well.

Drowsily I grab one sandwich, seemingly at random and take a bite... And spit it out.

Ugh.. Tomato

Grabbing and promptly devouring the second sandwich, an immediate change is noticable. Drowsiness slips away and I seem to glow red for a fraction of a second.. Probably a trick of the light.

Right! Lets bust our way out of this joint!!

The door swings open as I approach and I take a step outside and Jump back in the room just in time to narrowly avoid being crushed by a boulder.

Oh right.. Deadly Peril.. Maybe I should find some kind of weapon first. Rummaging in the cupboards and draws reveals a a katana

For crying out loud.. Whoever made this shed isnt even trying to keep things realistic... Brilliant. Walks off in pursuit of the Boulder

[Sehson]

falls through trap door

turns to see very large boulder rolling down hall turns around and notices I am at end of said hall.

Falls again as trap door at end of hall opens.

falls into room filled with lime jello with only a couple of inches of room at cieling

the boulder crashes into wall and blocks trap door.

Hmmmm this sucks I hate lime jello

[Plunder Down-Under]

Reaches the Boulder which appears to have lodged itself in some kind of hole in the ground.

Well this ways blocked.. Back the other way I guess

Turning around and walking back past many doors nothing happens for quite a while then... voices and footsteps coming towards me. I duck into a room along the hallway and watch out as a young looking girl and boy walk past.

The girl carries a machette with confidence.. It'd be safer to follow and find if they're prisoners or wardens before revealing myself I decide.

[DarkPirateShea]

TNT and I walk cautiously down the hall.

"So, do you actually know where we're going?"

I stop suddenly and glance back at the hallway behind us.

"Wait, did you hear something?"

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hiding in a doorway my breathing rate increases, this room was locked so all they had to do was take a few steps back and I'd be revealed. Panic was setting in.

Thought to myself*Damn it, they'll see me easily if they look.*

I push the katana from the Saya to draw it easily.. If the need arises

[DarkPirateShea]

I take a few steps back, holding my machete before me.
I spot Plunder.

"Hi there"

I lower my machete and tilt my head slightly.

"Wow you're pretty for a boy."

[Plunder Down-Under]

Shit. Draws katana.

Shea "Wow you're pretty for a boy"

Taken by suprise I lower the katana..

Umm thanks.. So I guess you arent the Wardens here then?

[TNT]

"Wardens? Man I live here, the computers just gone on the fritz." TNT looked around towards the end of the hall "Hope no one's fallen into the acid jello room... I mean so long as they ingest any of the stuff they'll be ok but if it gets inside them..." TNT didn't wince or shiver, he did a little happy jig on the spot. The stares forced him to stop himself "Yeah we should probably leave..."

[Plunder Down-Under]

Don't eat the jello, Got It. Well, you live here, which way is out... And what other death-traps should we expect?

[TNT]

"Explosives, hammers, guns, explosives, pendulums, barbed wire, fire, explosives, drowning in various substances, bear pits, steel traps, explosives, saws, swords, garotte wire, explosives, more acid, maces, pirahnas and the chance that many if not all of these will be poisoned and/or electricuted." TNT said, counting the list of on his fingers.

[Plunder Down-Under]

And you made these traps?

[TNT]

"Most of them yeah, some things weren't even meant to be traps like that boulder and they still worked... Seems like computer's trying to kill me so I'd be surprised if everything was the same."

[Plunder Down-Under]

Right, So we're trapped in a shed o' doom with more traps per capita than New Zealand has sheep and we're only sure of some traps which is probably worse than not knowing any... The obvious choice of action would be to wait until we're found.

Well, Lead the way out. We'll follow.

[TNT]

"We're about two miles below sea level, not many people are going to find us" TNT mumbled half to himself, dancing off down the hallway. "Now remember children" he said, the fact he was only sixteen not worrying him a jot "Always open doors like THIS!" He grabbed a door by the fram and pulled it open, jumping to the side as it moved. He was gripping it by the frame and standing far away from it as he could, looking like a great blast of wind was trying to lift him off the ground as he stood on edge. Nothing happened. "Ah, well you see if-" he sentance was cut off when a row of guns fell and blasted a hole in the wall opposite.

[Plunder Down-Under]

I Dive, completely unnecessarily, to the side taking Shea with me at sight of the guns. Though never in the line of fire it had seemed like the right thing to do.

Right, I'll take your word for it.

Moving along side the doorframe out of the line of the guns I stand next to TNT and was the Saya in front of the doorway checking for laser sensors. I push on the ground pressure pads padding and swing the sword around to doorway for tripwires.

You've gone and gotten me paranoid now.

[DarkPirateShea]

I pull myself to my feet.

To Plunder
Please don't do that again.

To TNT
Is there like, a main room or main hall or main somethingorrather here?

[TNT]

TNT closed the door slightly until the guns were pointed upwards, crept under it and slammed them up into place again. Grabbing a piece of wood knocked off the door he held the gun rack in place "Well yeah, there's also a elevator in that room to take us up. Problem is it's heavily guarded, trapped and far away..."

[Sehson]

Pushes self along cieling to a wall

moves to middle of wall and forces self down into jello

feels around wall for a door....

feels around wall for anything...

scrabbles back up to cieling breathes...

Moves to next wall.

forces self back down and feel around....

Finds a counter... feels around some more... finds sink, Turns on tap.

scrabbles back to cieling... breathes

moves to next wall

Forces self down

find door frame... feels around door finds no handles or nobs but find a keypad. Kicks everliving shit out of keypad...

scrabbles back to cieling... breathes

Notices slight depresion in jello over by sink as water begins to liquify jello and flow down drain.

forces self back to key pad pries off broken face of keypad. kicks somemore

watches small smarks as acid eats circuits and wiring

scrabbles back to cieling... breathes

Gets sucked into hall on wave of jello as door opens into hall.

God I hate lime jello.

[TNT]

TNT peeks out of the gun room as the sound of pouring liquid sloshes into the hallway "THE ACID JELLO ROOM! I forgot about that. You can only open it from the inside you see."

[Sehson]

Picks self off of floor and walks back into the ex-jello room walks over to the running faucet and starts rinsing off. noticing the emergency wash station to the immediate left of the counter.

Thinking to speed up the rinsing process.. walks over to teh shower standing clear of the down spout pull handle to clear any jello and very cold water....

The lime jello turns into a onge ooze that ignites as soon as it hits the floor...

Great Jello to napalm....

Napalm stops as soon as I release the shower pull...Goes back to sink and finishes rinsing off

[Plunder Down-Under]

Winks at Shea and chuckles You love it, besides it might save your life next time

"THE ACID JELLO ROOM! I forgot about that. You can only open it from the inside you see."

Moment of Recognition You mean, Someone's in there?

Runs to the sound of liquid into the hallway and is greeted by watered down jello, wading through the stuff I look in the door and notice someone washing Jello off

Uh.. Hello?

[Sehson]

Hello, give me a moment to get the jello off...

why in the gods names would someone fill room with jello, a tub sure, a pool great. But a friggin room what kind of psycho fills a room.


*finishes cleaning off jello*

[DarkPirateShea]

Walks up behind Plunder just in time to hear Sehson ranting about the jello room.

Points to TNT.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Yea, that would be this guy. Indicates TNT So, We're trying to excape this hell hole before we become collective Mulch, Wanna join us?

[Sehson]

Sure it not like I have anything better to do since I don't even know where I am , Or how I got here. I get on an elevator in at the Convention and next thing I know I'm falling down a shaft that was zapping the hell out me... Kinda like static electricity.

Then this large ass boulder and the jello..... I hate lime jello....

Oh yea and a napalm shower... *rolls eyes*

So what kind of other surprises are we in for???

[Plunder Down-Under]

Oh the Usual, guns shooting out doors, arrow hallways, trapdoors, explosions... That sort of thing.

Begins to explore the room.. discovers bow and arrows and a war-hammer. Sighs and looks at TNT.

I feel like im in Dungeon Seige, what's up with the loot?

Offers Sehson weapons Take your pick, I dont doubt he's genetically engineered an orc village or something down here

[TNT]

"Orcs? Nah, I'm not into the fantasy kinda thing past the actual weapons. I like all weapons me..." TNT stared off somewhere middle distance before snapping back to his version of reality. "I do have some... pets though. I'm sure their still loyal to me" he waved his hand lazily as if he was kidding them; unfortunate thing was he didn't say about what.

[Plunder Down-Under]

What pets we talking here? Zombies, Dinosaurs, Robots, Demon-Dogs, Snakes, Tigers?

Been a while since Ive had Tiger..

[Sehson]

*picks up giant war hammer*

*Gets turned into 8' tall minotaur*

Uhm... I don't think I'll fit through the door though it cool just not practicle...

*drops hammer with load clunk.... changes back to normal*

Yea don't like fantasy but have magic weapons strewn about....

*walks over to locker*

Now this is what I'm talking about:drool:

*pulls out well 2 long vibro-Kuri's and a phantom 30 ppg pistol...*

There's a couple more things in here...

*Open s next locker and finds some very nice Spec ops-combat armor*

*Gets Armoured up*

:dgrin:

Why did you flood the armoury with Jello ??????

[DarkPirateShea]

I think I'm good as far as weapons.

*pats machete on hip*

[Plunder Down-Under]

In that case Im taking the bow Transforms into an elf.

Uh... Screw it Im keeping the bow. Lets go! Lead the way... Hmm we havent been introduced have we?

Hi, My names Michael

[TNT]

"Pets as in... geneticallyproduced,increadiblystronghalfmutantpeo ple..." TNT said, whistling to himself afterwards as if it would undo everything he'd done.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ah, so something entirely original and do they spread their condition through fluids bites or other such like? Because that would just cap it all off marvelously. Must they be shot through the head to kill them?

[TNT]

"Well, no. They don't need to spread anything. It's more like I've been trying to build weapons out of humans really... they're as vunerable as everyone else except in a few very obvious places..." TNT was still nodding, expecting a smash across the back of the skull any moment.

[Plunder Down-Under]

If you spoke any more cryptically.. Well I dont know what would happen but it would suck. And Im sick of waiting im off now, follow if you want

Turns around directly into the glare of a very angry looking... Well, its probably one of TNT's pets.

How did you sneak up on... Ducks swing from the monster and runs off shouting at TNT

THATS a Person!?

[Sehson]

*Grab's "pets" tail and yanks "pet" into room*

Woah there big boy.

*ducks arm as "pet" swings around, kicks "pet" in knee dropping it to the ground as it howls in pain*

Uh are these Maim, Kill, or utterly destroyyyyyyyyy

*gets tossed across room into wall as "pet" grabs leg and flings in anger and pain*

Uhhhhh that hurt... thank goodness for the body armor

*Draws Gun and shoots the "pet" twice... as it falls to the ground twitching*

Um it's stuned should I set this to kill or what?

[TNT]

TNT poked his pet in the shoulder "That's Samson. He's part gorilla. He heals pretty quick and unless you hit him right in the skull we should leave." he turned around and slammed into a pair of massive forearms. They part slowly, revealing an almost nude boy who looks increadibly scrawny if it wasn't for the massive hand and arms holding him up. "Run... now..."

[DarkPirateShea]

*starts off down the hall*

I hope you know, if one of those things comes after me I'm gonna kill it. I don't care how affectionate you are about it.

*hops over a trip-wire without breaking stride*

Watch your step there.

[Sehson]

*stuns Nekid big-armed boy before heading down hall*

OK Dude. Do we have to worry about any Jurrasic park type things as well as Moreauvian creations?

Hey any sexy cat girls running around...

Scratch that she'd probly try and scratch my eyes out...

[TNT]

"Actually..." TNT looked thoughtful for a minute, then remembered something "NOPE! NO CAT GIRLS! DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT!" He took off running after everyone else, leaving the stunned big handed boy lying where he fell.

[Sehson]

*passes other Just before hearing a vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


Duck.

*rolls, leaps and slices with the vibro-kuris cutting the drive chians on large saw blades that flash into existence Ala indiana jones and the holy grail*

Dude how many indiana Jones traps did you steal????

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*looks down to see a bunch of poisoned darts stuck in the armor*

Yep so clad I took the armor, and so glad its got balistic plates...

[TNT]

"I LIKE HARRISON FORD DAMMIT!" TNT yelled as he ran faster, going so close to the whirring blade he caught the bar for it and snapped it off. The wall the opposite was closing faster, TNT was taking the lead now. He jumped forward, smashed into the wall feet first and pushed foward towards the left.

[DarkPirateShea]

*stands sarcasticly further down the hall*

I told you to watch your step.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Reacting with superhuman speed I draw the katana and cut the projectiles out of the air. With a smile of satisfaction I carry on after the other.

Breath ragged I rest against the wall near Shea. "What the hell.. Normally I'd make that run without missing a breath, whats going on."

Rasping coughs shake my frame and my black spots obscure my vision. Unconciously I wipe my forehead revealing a small scratch and some blood. "When.. was I.. hit? I whisper hoarsly to myself

I feel the room tilt and I fall to the ground breathing heavily and a hacking cough.

Damn.. Poisoned..

[TNT]

TNT groaned and dug in the pockets of his jacket. Only reason he wasn't smashing himself for his stupidity... was well he was insane. It was fun to do this for him. He pulled out a syringe of something purple, then grabbed his poisoned pal's arm and dove it into his arm. He injected him "That should neutralize whatever you got."

[Sehson]

Standing at an intersection in the hall pulling darts from the armor...

Sniffs darts

Malox

Listerine

Kaopectate

Nyquil

Chocolate

*Licks dart*

Nope ex-lax

Mercuric acid...

Silver nitrate.

Looks at TnT What you trying to kill someone ailments as well as them????

Which way Left towards the flickering sign exit sign that is obvioulsy lying or right through the wall of fire and the giant hissing snake?

[DarkPirateShea]

I'm kinda curious where that exit sign leads to...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Eyes flicker open, and work myself into sitting position. Thanks, I hate having to enter into a coma. Yknow, we *still* havent introduced ourselves.

Stands visibly becoming less shaking in the short trip to standing. Wow that suff works fast.

My names Michael.

[TNT]

"You've already said" TNT sighed "I'm TNT... and believe it or not I'm going to way that says 'EXIT' instead of the way into the ammo room. Don't think about it, one wrong step and the entire room would go up."

[DarkPirateShea]

Shakes Michael's hand.

I'm Shea.

Turns to TNT.

I couldn't really care less about the ammo room. I just wanna know what clever trap that Exit sign thinks it's hiding.

[Sehson]

*shoots big hissing snake*

I'm logan...

Ok its off to see the wizard towards the exit sign...

*starts off down hall....falls threw holographic floor*

{bzzzzap} Ow

*Falls threw hollographic cieling above holographic floor*

{bzzzzap} Ow

*Falls threw hollographic cieling above holographic floor*

*starts making different poses each pass*

Uhm
{bzzzzap}
would
{bzzzzap}
someone
{bzzzzap}
throw me
{bzzzzap}
a rope
{bzzzzap}

[DarkPirateShea]

Hmm, let's see....

I walk over and grab the now dead giant snake and drag it over to the pit so the tail end hangs into the floor, and therefore out of the ceiling.

Grab on!

[Plunder Down-Under]

Closes eyes and opens them every time Sehson is mid-pose

Hehehehe!

Oh! And Pleased to meet you all.

[TNT]

"Personaly, if it was a choice of not being murdered by my own house and meeting you, I'd go with the anti-murder thing..." TNT said cheerily. "Also" he ran out and tackled Logan out the air as he dashed past. They continued looping for several feet before slamming into the opposite side; he yelled with each pass.
"DO YOU"
Loop
"HAVE ANY ID-"
Loop
"EA HOW MUCH"
Loop
"THOSE COST!"
He slammed down on top of Logan.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Do You?

[Sehson]

Uffffffffff

*rolls TnT off*

Depends, did you buy your giant mutant snakes in bulk?

And well snakes are evil and deserve to die anyway... Anything that can move that fast with no legs is just wrong. *shudders*

[DarkPirateShea]

*runs, jumps, and swings accross the non-floor on the snake tail hanging from the ceiling to land beside Logan and TNT*

Doesn't really matter how much is costs... it's dead... and it's going to stay dead.

*glares at TNT*

[TNT]

TNT grabbed the snake tail before it dissapeared or got too fast to hold onto. He dragged it over the edge, growling in displeasure "It doesn't have to stay dead... I just can't revive it at the moment."

[Plunder Down-Under]

Waits patiently beside the door with the exit sign

[TNT]

"Yes, anyway" TNT straightened up and marched off through the door with the exit sign "Off we
gooooooooooooo" he dissapeared down the trapdoor waiting on the other side.

[DarkPirateShea]

Wait, Michael, weren't you just... how'd you... screw it, nevermind.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Smiles and shrugs, jumps down trapdoor after TNT, holding katana above head.

[Sehson]

*Stands at edge of trap door listening for the thud*

[DarkPirateShea]

*lays on stomach beside trap door and peers over the edge*

You guys ok? Did you land yet?

[TNT]

"Yes" TNT said from far down below "In the catgirl chambers... hang on" the trapdoor slammed shut with a maniacle giggle "THEIR MINE!" TNT looked over at Micheal sitting next to him on the pile of pink and comfy beds "You see the girls anymore?"

[DarkPirateShea]

*yells through the closed trapdoor*

Considering the state of things here I don't think they'll be in much of a cuddling mood!

[Shryke]

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOOM!*

FEE FI FOE FUM!!

*Looms over Shea.... looks over her shoulder*

"HEY NO NECKING WITH MY CATGIRLS!!!

[DarkPirateShea]

*looks up*

See now that's what I'm trying to tell them.

*pulls self up into a sitting position and scoots back from door*

Feel free to tell them yourself. I'm sure you can be more convincing than me.

*malicious smile*

[Plunder Down-Under]

I can't see a anyone, though it sounds like someone up there wants to dispute your claim of who's catgirls they are.

[TNT]

"MY HOUSE MY RUDDY CATGIRLS!" TNT yelled upwards, growling as he stared at the ceiling. He got up from the bed and started to try and maked his way out of the room. He could never really remember the way out... he'd never left he'd just been "deposited" in another room.

[Sehson]

*mutters to self*
Yep I know asking about cat girls would be a bad thing...

*Kicks trap door open without falling through*

SO uh do we need to come down or are you going to meet us?

*notices a particular cat girl*
:d8o: Wow...*tilts head* she's uum bendy
that just can't be a confortable way to lay...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ignores the catgirls completely. Shocked everyone seems more interested in the feline women than the potentially dangerous new arrival. Loudly inquiring...

Why is No-One paying attention to the Jack and the Beanstalk antagonist up there! I mean seriously!

[Sehson]

*Hollers back*

He didn't start out swinging, hissing, ripping, spraying bullets or trying to bite like everything else has

[Plunder Down-Under]

And thats what has me worried!

[Sehson]

*Looks at "JACK"*

Hmmm well are you a monster that is going to try ripping off our faces and eating our hearts????

Cause well one really needs to know....

[TNT]

TNT walked out of a room, lipstick smeared over his neck "Sorry I took so long. No way out through there" he looked around for another way out "the only good thing is there's no traps down here because I don't want to hurt my kittays."

[Shryke]

*Looks Meanly at the interlopers down the hole* "Harumph!"

*Tosses a smoke bomb, some itching powder, Cat-girl rabies virus powder, 2 cases of boones farm, and a boombox that only plays Barry White down the hole. then slams the trap door shut, locks it, then parks an anvil on it. Then puts kitty ears on Shea's head and hangs a tail from the back of her belt saying, "It's dangerous in these parts, You'll need these."

[Plunder Down-Under]

I continue to ignore the catgirls, now in a fit of rage, and walks out one of the doors which turns out to be the exit. The doorway leads to a spiral strait case. Half way up the stairs I notice a rumbling and before I can react the stairs flatten out and become a slide.

I slide long past the cat girl chamber and tumble out into a dungeon room similar to the rancor pit in star wars. A low catlike growl is heard from the darkness. I nock an arrow in the bow I picked up earlier. The growls increase and come from several direction. I shoot an arrow into the darkness. A less appealing cat-girl stumbles and falls.

I shout up the stairway.

Can you all hear me up there? I seem to be in a less welcoming catgirl room, Is there an exit here?

[TNT]

TNT was busy watching the things that had been tossed down the trap hole burn to cinders when he heard Micheal yell. "Oh crap, Dierdra" he mumbled to himself, running off and finding himself at the top of the pit. He struggled as he took his jacket off, holding onto one long strap as the other one dangled into the pit "Grab it!"

[Shryke]

*pulls up a table, chairs, and a tea set sits down and invites Shea to tea and gossip*

[DarkPirateShea]

*twists around to look at tail*
*wiggles butt*
Awe-sum!

*sits down for tea*

Hi I'm Shea! What's your name?

[Shryke]

Hello Shea, I'm Shryke *pours tea and offers it to Shea* I run the local catgirl rehabilitation clinic. *Sipps tea daintily with pinky up in the air* I collect wayward catgirls from all over the country. I deprogram them with uncute things like the news, taxes, Milhollands comic something positive till the crying stops, then slowly reintegrate cuteness to them till they are able to look at say a kitten with out sqeeeeeeing, slavering and pouncing. that lot *pointing to the trap door* have just been weaned off of pocky addiction and are at the homicidal nymphomaniac stage. they were going to be ready for release back into the wild soon, but the presence of young males into their midst is only going to have delay their release. hopefully they will pounce your friends to death soon and I'll start the uncute therapy all over again by flooding the cave with water and making them listen to CSPAN Radio. Woud you like a cookie?

[DarkPirateShea]

*sips tea* Wow that's definately an interesting job. It never occurred to me that that would need to be done, but I suppose it does make sense. And yes please. *has a cookie*

[Shryke]

*daintily sipps tea*

Yes it's terribly important. I get funding from most government agencies but especially the CDC, DOD, EPA, and the smishsonian anthropology dept. It seems that the spastic squeeeing of catgirls has potential as a weapon, their boundless energy contributes to global warming, and catgirlness spreads like a virus. Plus parents have found that it's easier for a girl to graduate college with a drug addiction than as a catgirl.

*munches a cookie*

I put the ears and tail on you to discourage other giants from kidnapping you to be a wife. Those guys would never try to kidnap one of my catgirls. they recognise a source of suffering when they see one. if a giant starts giving you the Eye, just say Kwaiii and squee alot and they should leave you alone.

[DarkPirateShea]

Oooh, there are other giants around here?

[Sehson]

*pores cup of tea and takes seat*

yes are there other giants in the area????

*sips tea*

Surprisingly good tea, brittish?

[Shryke]

well, next door actually, my cat girls tunnelled into the basement here in a spastic escape attempt. I think someone told them that orlando bloom was getting married to George Takai. it caused a panic.

*turns to Seshon*

The tea is Jamaican, don't operate any motporized vehicles. Why do you smell like lime jello?

[Plunder Down-Under]

The multitude of growls from all over suddenly stop and a new single much deeper louder growl rings out from deep in the darkness.

Leaving time.

Jumps up grabbing the jacket and hauling self out of the pit. A gigantic claw is spotted from the darkness but that is all thats seen before trap door slammed shut. Thanking TNT I notice the tea party.

Well.. I guess he's friendly. Addressing shryke G'day, names Michael, what's goin on?

[TNT]

"Who the hell are you and why are you in my house?" TNT said, glaring up at the giant "And why are you serving my we- my Jamaican tea?"

[Sehson]

Well apearently someone thought it was a good idea to fill a room with lime jello and make the entrance a trap door...

[Shryke]

I'm Shryke, Local Catgirl wrangler/rehabilitator. We think that some of our dangerous catgirls tunneled into your basement. I decided to have the tea party because there was an un escorted pretty girl here, and Girls like tea parties. I haven't had a chance to relax with a pretty girl and a nice cup of tea in a long time. I just let my self in here because I'm a giant, and people tend to let 12 foot tall men do whatever they want. I also figured it would be best to get the cat girls rounded up before they can find a computer and start blogging.

[TNT]

"NO! My cat girls" TNT hissed, digging out a tube of something shiny, liquid and oily looking from a pocket "I like cat girls, they're fun to watch and throw men to them."

[Shryke]

I suggest you dip the little aussie in chocolate and throw him to them.

[TNT]

"Later maybe, right now we need to leave this place before it kills us all" TNT looked around at the walls as if expecting them to start closing in.

[Shryke]

Sure, hold on...

*walks over to trap door, moves anvil and opens door*

ORLANDO BLOOM IS GETTING MARRIED TO GEORGE TAKAI!!!

*Dumps in 10lbs of pocky, closes trap door and replaces anvil*

Yeah, it's time to go..

[Plunder Down-Under]

I dont think I'd look good in chocolate... Ah well, ever onwards. Nothing else to do.

[asianmommy]

::wakes up:: am I late? wait, where am I?

::looks around and discovers she is in a room full of bears:: Oh fuck. Seriously? Bears? At least they're not polar bears with dharma initiative stamped on the collars.

::the bears eye her with interest:: Oh hell, niiiice bear. Easy... uh ::sees bear harnesses on the wall:: maybe I can ride it?

::Several minutes and a few scratches later a crazy asian comes bursting into the hall riding a large bear:: I don't know who you people are, but this is one strange place you have here. Nice bears tho.

[KeegaKurGurk]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my bear racing team u ruind it

[DarkPirateShea]

*gasp* TEDDY!!

*hugs the bear*

*realizes everyone is staring*

*composes self*
*ahem* Um, yes. Bear, right.

[KeegaKurGurk]

its ok shea he dont mind a good cuddleing

[Plunder Down-Under]

Getting accustomed to the bizarrities of the shed of doom I merely nod and greet the bear riding crazy lady.

Thats quite an entrance, I don't suppose you'd seen an exit to this joint on your rambling gait?

Notices Keega for the first time..

And when the hell did you get here?

[asianmommy]

I woke up in a room filled with bears, so no. But, I'd be happy to go exploring with you nice people... can i have a weapon other than the bear tho? riding him is starting to chafe places.

[KeegaKurGurk]

i donno i just ended up here kinda like poof here i am


hmm maybe im part ninja

[Plunder Down-Under]

Hands Asianmommy katana Here, you can have the katana I've been carrying around, I've got a bow and some arrows for myself. turns to keega but I think you'll just have to search rooms since I think that was our only spare.

My name is Michael, these are Shea the girl, Shryke the giant, TNT the owner, Logan with the guns maybe he could lend you something, and thats all of us. Who're you?

[asianmommy]

I'm ... call me Asia or Mommy, which ever you like.

::takes katana:: Thanks, this is nice.

::The bear rears up and tries to paw people in front of him::

WHOA, bear! Take it easy. I'm not replacing you, just getting something a little more... agile.

[KeegaKurGurk]

keega the kur gurk
i use hand to hand combat combind with a tactical retreat to stay alive but on occasion i will utalize a sword or 2 and infact i broght one with me *checks back* damnit its not there ok who took it?

[DarkPirateShea]

*holds out sword to give back to Keega*

Sorry, it was reeaally shiney.

[KeegaKurGurk]

um no thats not it i gotta find it *starts looking around the room* it was my fathers, or was it my uncles? i can never get thoughs stories strait. But any way its a claymore type sword bout as tall as i am.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Those are.. strange names. But it doesnt matter me at all. Well since you're the newest additions to our party why don't you choose the next direction we search for our eventual escape?

[asianmommy]

I say we go through that door over there. There is some light under it, and there is a little air coming from underneath.

[KeegaKurGurk]

sounds good to me maybe we will find my sword over there.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Waits then realises no-one is actually going to follow their own suggestion and heads through the door. There are no noticable booby traps on the door and Michael steps through into the room holding the door wide for the rest of the party to follow. The room appears to be some kind of green house and though everything seems normal and safe enough, with their past experiences in the house Michael expects everything to be at the very least deadly poisonous.

Be careful, these plants may be poisonous to touch or eat if we're lucky, if we're not they may just jump out of their pots and eat us when we're close enough.

Although if we're really lucky they might just be TNT's dinner... even mad scientists need to eat.

[asianmommy]

Uh, I'd go with plants ready to eat you or something... this place seems pretty weird.

[KeegaKurGurk]

hey look my sword!!!!!! its waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there in the corner but i dont wanna run righ over there to get it.

[Plunder Down-Under]

A dumbfounded expression crosses Michael face... How the heck did you get it all the way over there, past all the possibly deadly plants.. BEFORE we've opened the door!?

[asianmommy]

He's special... or something. Listen, i'm gonna leave the bear outside the plant room... just don't aggravate him, it was hard enough getting the harness on him, I don't want to pull him off you while you scream.

[KeegaKurGurk]

um i thindk it was taken from me b4 i appeared

[Sehson]

*leans toward nearest plant and sniffs....*

No smell

*touches plant*

Uh it's silk...:eek: Oh shi....

*Red streams of silk shoot out from plant wrapping around Logan's body and begin trying to pull him towards the plant*

[asianmommy]

uh... that was an interesting reaction.

*Mamma grabs onto the silk and tries to tug logan out, which results in her wrapped in the plant's clutches.* drat.

[KeegaKurGurk]

Well i supose theres no choice in teh mater is there?
*Keega carefuly and diligently walkst tward his sword siting in a planting pot across teh room*

[asianmommy]

You're not gonna help, keega? Cripes!

*Mamma struggles against the silk, looking at Logan in panic.*

[KeegaKurGurk]

*He looks back over his shoulder* Yea i will just give me a second.. I want a sharp blade to get this done.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Nocks arrow and takes careful aim at the centre of the plant...
BULLSEYE!

Unfortunately it has no effect as the plant continues to draw in logan and flicks out tendrils at Michael who dodges out of range to safety.

Looks like its up to you Keega

[KeegaKurGurk]

*reaches out and retreives the sword then carelessly runs back triping on a vine, Thowing the sword sending it flyin in the ddirection of mamma and logan.* Watch out! *He yells out just in time to hear the blade cut the ribon tendrils and imbed itself in the wall just beyond*

[asianmommy]

You could have KILLED SOMEONE!!!

::mamma pulls off what's left of the tendrils and smiles at logan.:: well, this has been an interesting day.

[KeegaKurGurk]

*gets up and dusts himself off*
This is why i dont fight im clumbsy so running away is best when faced with mortal danger.
*he thinks about the situation for a second*
Is everyone ok or did i messup horribly?

[Plunder Down-Under]

Not yet you havent though I recommends not throwing your weapon away in combat, what if you miss? You'll be left unarmed.

Walks over and inspects the plant.

Hmm, Logan, you're quite good at identifying properties, what can you gleam about this plant?

[KeegaKurGurk]

yea that has happend befor *whispers and looks at his feet*thats why im good at hand to hand

[Sehson]

*Looks at little red silk tendrils waving about*

I'd say this is a silk crapler... Better to stay a bit back they regenerate pretty quickly.

That one there is pretty safe as long as you don't pull it out. Mandrake screams can kill, At least thats what I've heard.

And definately don't get to close to those white blossoms over by the wall, they look to be Freezia's...

Wow, who'd ever thought a term of horticulture and flower arrangement would come in handy....

[KeegaKurGurk]

um i had already goten close to the Freezia's and nothing happend except I tripped on this vine here. *looks down* ok where did it go? I know I tripped on it

[Sehson]

*DOes a head count*

Uh we should move along now....

There might be a Venus man trap lurking around here.

*Notices beautiful nekid woman with slightly green skin stadning up from behind the white flowers*

Yep its time to go.

*Moves over infront of some little red dragon shaped flowers blowing flames*

don't mind the snap dragons

Owwww..

*Yanks hand out of ones mouth*

Everyone to the exit...

[KeegaKurGurk]

Going Going i dont want to be in here any longer. *on his way out he unstics his sword from the wall and puts it in teh sheath on his back*

[asianmommy]

::hops back on the bear, ready to follow::

[Plunder Down-Under]

Ok well that room was a flunk, which way should we head this time?

[DarkPirateShea]

*Runs up behind group, slightly out of breath*

*looks around, noticing the state of the group and the room*

Geeze, I stop for two seconds to tie my shoes...

[KeegaKurGurk]

Im sorry i didnt know how many there were befor i suddenly apeared :P

[asianmommy]

::The bear roars and Momma smiled.:: The bear says hi

[Plunder Down-Under]

Is suddenly standing beside a ladder no-one had noticed before.

Hey guys, lets try up here next

Michael climbs through the trapdoor at the top of the ladder