Life Mimicks Art...

[Big Otis Landfish]

There was always something... familiar about Crazeyal and Kitty's mutual antagonism, but I couldn't put my finger on it... UNTIL TONIGHT!

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1301/kittyalcb8.gif

THAT's what it reminded me of... :D

[Crazeyal]

soooo

Kitty's a Milkman???

[Plunder Down-Under]

Why would kitty call you kitty and you call her crazeyal!? Cause thats what would be happening if she were a milkman!

[Crazeyal]

Weirder things have happend on THIS message board!!

:al:

[Mike Taylor]

hahaha! Nice one, Big Otis.

[Wayne]

My day is now complete for seeing that.

[Leffy]

...... wow.

i'm still confused. WHY do they always pull out the teeth and claws at each other?

[Crazeyal]

Because she's young and I'm RIGHT...

:al:

[Leffy]

....... *pats crazyal on the head* i buy the whole young thing, but right? you're a guy, you're never right. we just let you think you are :P

[Crazeyal]

yeah.. the wife tells me that.. all the time..


Right before I prove her wrong...

:al:

[Leffy]

we HAVE to let you think you're right or you do this whining thing. and that interferes with our ability to use sex as a weapon which in the end adds more whining, and well in the end guys whine too much :P

[Crazeyal]

I only whine when asked PROPERLY.

Show up covered in leather and holding a whip.. I'll whine.. but only until you drop the whip. Then you'd better bend over and hold onto something.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/ALwink.gif

That or show up nude, with a six pack, and lock the door. I'll whine until I find my tools!!

[Leffy]

lol that desperate to get away from me huh?

[Wayne]

I only whine when asked PROPERLY.

Show up covered in leather and holding a whip.. I'll whine.. but only until you drop the whip. Then you'd better bend over and hold onto something.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/ALwink.gif

That or show up nude, with a six pack, and lock the door. I'll whine until I find my tools!!

lol that desperate to get away from me huh?

I think that anyone would be crazy to run from you if you showed up nude with a six pack. That just sounds like an instant great time.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im imagining Leffy is one of those female body builders now...

[Wayne]

I am still imagining Leffy as running out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles.

[Plunder Down-Under]

For entirely different reasons

[Sehson]

....... but right? you're a guy, you're never right. we just let you think you are :P

No guys are right 50% of the time the other 50% of the time their left...:p:jbp::dp::neener:

[Leffy]

i just giggled until i choked on scalding hot coffee. hot coffee in the morning goooood, hot coffee flying up your nose baaaaaaad.

one of these days Sehson, i'm going to have the opportunity to tickle you for all the giggles you inflict.

and plunder you have to like regularly weight lift to be a body builder. i.... get all my exercise chasing a toddler. my heart loves me my legs don't.

actually if you're curious theres an up to date-ish picture hiding on this forum.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

Heh, am familiar with Milkman Dan, but hadn't made the connection..... but now that you point it out.....

[Wayne]

Here ya go ladies:

If a guy is standing out in the woods and no woman is around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

[Sehson]

depend if the tree fell on him or not:shhh::shhh:

[Wayne]

Timber!!!

[UberFische]

*peaks from behind tree with a chainsaw*

[Plunder Down-Under]

i just giggled until i choked on scalding hot coffee. hot coffee in the morning goooood, hot coffee flying up your nose baaaaaaad.

one of these days Sehson, i'm going to have the opportunity to tickle you for all the giggles you inflict.

and plunder you have to like regularly weight lift to be a body builder. i.... get all my exercise chasing a toddler. my heart loves me my legs don't.

actually if you're curious theres an up to date-ish picture hiding on this forum.
I was actually thinking of a body builder because of "Leffy with a Six Pack"

[Leffy]

i... have one of those old school milk bags they tried introducing to public schools as "environmentally sound" ways to serve us milk. its like a water balloon all squishy and soft.

[Crazeyal]

i... have one of those old school milk bags.Children will do that dear..

:al:

[UberFische]

:eek: :rofl: :dead:

[RazorJAK]

i... have one of those old school milk bags they tried introducing to public schools as "environmentally sound" ways to serve us milk. its like a water balloon all squishy and soft.

Heh, I thought only those in Canuckistan had those. Milk in a bag is always on my shopping list when I go up to Toronto. Especially because I get a juvenile laugh out of the idea of "Homo Milk".(1)

(1) Countdown to Kitty! going ballistic and ranting about me not being sensitive to homosexuals ...3 ...2 ...1

[kitty!]

Heyyyy I resent that. I wasn't going to bitch at all until I read the count down.

You're a meanie pants JAK. Shaaaaaaaaaaaame!

[Big Otis Landfish]

Heh, I wondered when kitty! was going to find this.

[Crazeyal]

Oh, she's getting selective in her old age :lol: she's almost an old fart, I think she's on here about 20 minutes a day.. must be time for her nap. (does that mean she regressed or egressed???!):al:

[kitty!]

I've been reading, but haven't been interested to join in.

[Crazeyal]

Ah.. so it's old age.. gotcha..:al:

[kitty!]

Al, watch who you call old. If I'm an old fart, then you're the damn Crypt Keeper!

[Crazeyal]

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHheeeee *cough* (dust) heeee

(Can't get away from the "old" factor... But that whole ADULT thing?? nahhhh :al:)

[kitty!]

Well who here is actually an adult?

[Crazeyal]

Eh.. plenty o folk...

It's "Peter Pan Syndrome" to varying degrees. Leffy is "Mommy", as well as others... They just come here to be silly and/or relax.

I've actually stabilized my condition to flair up on here and at conventions. That, and dealing with you... It's just too much fun pushing yer buttons...:dp:

[kitty!]

Jaded ;) My Buttons don't push as easy.

Unless you're family. But that's different. They cause all sorts of levels of teeth nashing. It's easy for them to make me get all protest-y and screechy.

[Leffy]

for once peterpan and me are mentioned in a not so annoying way.

and wait why am i the only one categorized?

[Crazeyal]

Let's just say that you are someone I KNOW can take a joke... and leave it laying there nice and unflamed... K?

[Leffy]

singling me out.... YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! watchin me and sending me creepy gifts... meh. i'm too lazy to getcha.

[Crazeyal]

no no... didn't you hear Jennie?? CREEPY GIFs... (but I've been asked nicely to leave the animation Hershey highway undriven...:()

[Leffy]

those too.

[Plunder Down-Under]

Im too young to have peter pan syndrome, for a couple years. Im immune to the list!

[Kittish]

(but I've been asked nicely to leave the animation Hershey highway undriven...:()

:bbleach:

[RazorJAK]

Sweetling, you know we love you. After all, we'd ignore you otherwise.

You and Garfalk are like our "special needs" sibling, niece/nephew and/or children.

[Crazeyal]

Hey Jak check yer pm's

[Mike Taylor]

Kitty, don't feel like you're unloved here. Who do you think swings the stick of pain to keep the perverts off you? :D

[Crazeyal]

ow ..ow

OW DAMMIT!!

SHE JUMPED ON ME!!!

OW!!

*gets out guns*

Wanna play??

[Plunder Down-Under]

*pulls out guns pointing at crazeyal*

Now if you're a thinkin man you wont be thinking of doin' that!

[Crazeyal]

*realizes guns are pointed in wrong direction*

A.. HEH...:d8o:

Now WHERE did a rugrat like yerself get GUNS?!?!?

PEYEOOO OOW OWW OWWWWW

:dgrin:

Right.. be movin on now...

[Plunder Down-Under]

Now if only there were more people wit guns we could have one of those cool scenes where theres about 9 people pointing their guns at random people.

[Mike Taylor]

Bah, the stick of pain needs no ammo and has no moving parts within it.

[UberFische]

*bursts into the room with a myriad of guns slung all over him, and two ridiculously huge AMT Longslide Hardballers pointed at Plunder and Al*
Did someone say "armed standoff"?
*grins like a madman*

[RazorJAK]

*bursts into the room with a myriad of guns slung all over him, and two ridiculously huge AMT Longslide Hardballers pointed at Plunder and Al*
Did someone say "armed standoff"?
*grins like a madman*

This would be about the time that someone pipes up with,

"No, no. Don't shoot him. You'll just make him angry."

[RazorJAK]

Bah, the stick of pain needs no ammo and has no moving parts within it.

You know what I like most about the "stick of pain"? The fact at how easy it is to take from the wielder. :-)

Unless of course they've studied escrima.

Always got a giggle when dumbfucks would stand there shocked ... not able to move anything below the elbow ... wondering how I ended up with their knife/broke bottle/stick.

[Plunder Down-Under]

*keeps one gun pointed at al and points the other at Fische*

Yea this is what I was hoping for! Armed Standoff!

Also Ive learned(once again) dont mess with Jak.

[Crazeyal]

Unless of course they've studied escrima.

Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have. ... but there is one thing you don't know.. *I* am not left handed... YAH!!!

[RazorJAK]

Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have. ... but there is one thing you don't know.. *I* am not left handed... YAH!!!

But would using Agrippa not be detrimental unless using Bonetti's Defense?
I also ( flipping weapon to opposite hand ) am not left handed.

(using a quote more befitting myself) I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.

[Mike Taylor]

You know what I like most about the "stick of pain"? The fact at how easy it is to take from the wielder. :-)

Unless of course they've studied escrima.

Always got a giggle when dumbfucks would stand there shocked ... not able to move anything below the elbow ... wondering how I ended up with their knife/broke bottle/stick.

The stick of pain goes where it's needed.

*prays its never needed on me*

[Leffy]

not even a little?

[Mike Taylor]

not even a little?

There's other devices for that, my dear. :shhh:

[kitty!]

I must have been offline for a couple days...what just happened here?!

[Crazeyal]

I must have been offline for a couple days...what just happened here?!
you lost..

:al:

[kitty!]

Silly Al, rule one clearly states that I never lose!

[Crazeyal]

Sorry sweetie...

Those rules only apply to people who are gonna shtup ya or feed ya................

Since you are merely a cute widdle goil without your powers.. I'm gonna have to point and laugh...

:al:

[kitty!]

*squints and snarls* I will find a way Al! And then ALL WILL BEND TO MY WILL!

[Crazeyal]

*squints and snarls* I will find a way Al! And then ALL WILL BEND TO MY WILL!Sorry kiddo..

I'm off the market...

got a ring and everything... Thanks for the offer tho...

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/crazeyal/ALwink.gif

[kitty!]

I'll enlist your wife! I bet I could get her to help me! I have my ways...

[RazorJAK]

*squints and snarls* I will find a way Al! And then ALL WILL BEND TO MY WILL!

I will give you the answer I gave all the youngins when I worked the door.

*points at your breasts and then points to your vagoo.*

Those? Those aren't currency here, sweety.

[kitty!]

I wasn't talking about those. hell I even forget about them sometimes.

I have massive BRAIN power. I can plot something immeasurably fantastic.

Just give me time, pixie stixx and a book about war, and I'll figure something out!

[RazorJAK]

*whistles*

Hey look, Kitty. Something shiny filled with pixistix!

*shakes the shiny*

Oooo, shiny!

* tosses the shiny off the cliff *

[Crazeyal]

I can plot something immeasurably fantastic.

*cobwebs*

Stillll waiting....:dgrin:

[Mike Taylor]

I wasn't talking about those. hell I even forget about them sometimes.

I have massive BRAIN power. I can plot something immeasurably fantastic.

Just give me time, pixie stixx and a book about war, and I'll figure something out!

The stick of pain protects you from pervs, not your own folly, kitty. :p

[kitty!]

But folly is so much fun! I mean, if I was all cautious and cool all the time, then I'd be lame like my baby sister. I'd much rather be reckless and hot-headed. Many more adventures spawn from the lives of reckless and hot-headed people and I like adventure. ;)

[Jecilyn]

Here ya go ladies:

If a guy is standing out in the woods and no woman is around to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

*snarf*

[Jecilyn]

*cobwebs*

Stillll waiting....:dgrin:

And that in itself is fiendish, leaving them hanging, waiting for the incredibly evil, despicable act that never seems to eventuate, until weeks, maybe months, even years....later......when you least expect it...

She strikes! with all the power of an enraged platypus, and utterly, totally, and completely.......
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.fails.



"Meds please, I'm thinking I'm having one of those days"

[kitty!]

I have 10 TIME the power of an enraged platypus!! WHICH ARE POISONOUS WHEN ENRAGED MMKAY!?

[Death Dragon2]

Only the spurs on their hind legs are poisonous dear.

[kitty!]

...SO!?

*crosses arms and huffs* Still poisonous!

And ANYWAY.

I never FAIL, just get setbacks!!!

[RazorJAK]

And only the males have the spurs :-)

[kitty!]

well, then I'll capture platipi and breed them, releasing the females to the wild and milking the males of their poison. Then I'll turn it into a solution that causes mass itchiness and put it in a supersoaker or whatever water-squirting implement that has a far-reaching "mist" feature.

Then...ooh, I have a plot forming!

[Mike Taylor]

But folly is so much fun! I mean, if I was all cautious and cool all the time, then I'd be lame like my baby sister. I'd much rather be reckless and hot-headed. Many more adventures spawn from the lives of reckless and hot-headed people and I like adventure. ;)

Too many of them end with the reckless hothead going... "Uh-oh, I'm screwed." :(

[Big Otis Landfish]

well, then I'll capture platipi and breed them, releasing the females to the wild and milking the males of their poison. Then I'll turn it into a solution that causes mass itchiness and put it in a supersoaker or whatever water-squirting implement that has a far-reaching "mist" feature.

Then...ooh, I have a plot forming!

Want to save some time? Just pick up a bottle of niacin... basically harmless (actually, it's a vitamin), but very capable of causing temporary but intense discomfort. Not too bad if you are prepared for the flush, but if it was slipped to you unawares, you might think you're dying.


It's also GREAT for a get-out-of-work-free pill... because you LOOK violently ill.

[kitty!]

Too many of them end with the reckless hothead going... "Uh-oh, I'm screwed." :(

Been there, done that, bought the tee shirt. I'm in so much trouble with my parents now a days that I just stare into space and try not to laugh because the idea of mum yelling at me not causing me to crawl into a ball and cry is surreal and unheard of.

[kitty!]

Want to save some time? Just pick up a bottle of niacin... basically harmless (actually, it's a vitamin), but very capable of causing temporary but intense discomfort. Not too bad if you are prepared for the flush, but if it was slipped to you unawares, you might think you're dying.


It's also GREAT for a get-out-of-work-free pill... because you LOOK violently ill.

I'm as bad at being sneaky as I am at being modest and at lying. I'm more for the "you know what I'm doing...BUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT HAHAHAHAH" type plotter/person/evildoer.

but thanks for the info!

[UberFische]

well, then I'll capture platipi and breed them, releasing the females to the wild and milking the males of their poison. Then I'll turn it into a solution that causes mass itchiness and put it in a supersoaker or whatever water-squirting implement that has a far-reaching "mist" feature.

Then...ooh, I have a plot forming!

Oh c'mon, you really think that'll work? Go with my plan: Genetically Altered Bears!

[Seolta]

I'm as bad at being sneaky as I am at being modest and at lying. I'm more for the "you know what I'm doing...BUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT HAHAHAHAH" type plotter/person/evildoer.

but thanks for the info!

Thus the standard mistake of letting everyone know your evil plan before even putting it into effect?

[Crazeyal]

Thus the standard mistake of letting everyone know your evil plan before even putting it into effect?
No.. That's supervillan syndrome.:al:

[Plunder Down-Under]

Yknow kitty, it may be because Im on a different continent and word of your world domination hasnt reached us yet, but I cant help but notice that you still arent ruling the world.

Whats the hold up??

[Plunder Down-Under]

Also, Jak are you a fan of 'Least I Could Do'?

[reo01]

*Runs in weilding Taiaha*
Did I miss the fight???
*remembers she doesn't know how to use a Taiaha*
Nevermind.... *Backs out again*

[RazorJAK]

Also, Jak are you a fan of 'Least I Could Do'?

Need you ask?

[garfalk]

Yknow kitty, it may be because Im on a different continent and word of your world domination hasnt reached us yet, but I cant help but notice that you still arent ruling the world.

Whats the hold up??
might it be boy troubles?

[Plunder Down-Under]

If boy troubles prevent world domination you should just get out of the business!

[UberFische]

Such is the life of super-villains. Boy trouble prevents female villains from conquering the world, but girl trouble motivates male villains to conquer the world... with lasers... and nukes... and genetically altered bears...

[Plunder Down-Under]

And then causes their downfall due to a predicatable change of heart later.

[Compton]

See thats the difference between boy/girl problems and man/woman problems. A man is experienced enough that he expects the change of heart. The smart man expects it and PLANS for it, so it doesn't have a bearing on the end result of world domination.

Alternately a woman dominates the world to get back at a man who done her wrong, even though usually there is a man ready and willing to do her right.

[kitty!]

Yknow kitty, it may be because Im on a different continent and word of your world domination hasnt reached us yet, but I cant help but notice that you still arent ruling the world.

Whats the hold up??

I'm not old enough to buy all the fire power I need and thus don't have the resources to stir uprisings and create a dedicated following.

DUH.

[Plunder Down-Under]

The fire power one needs for world domination doesnt have an age limit on its purchase.

"Nuclear Warheads $500000! Only for over 21's!"

[Plunder Down-Under]

Besides Macgyver could do it with a pencil!

[Big Otis Landfish]

OK, so this one is science mimicking life - or art. One of the headlines in the paper today reminded me of Crazeyal's signature & the art that inspired it:

Uranus amazes astronomers as ring performs vanishing act

:lol:

[Crazeyal]

Sigh...

[garfalk]

lol.

kitty, yer 17, you have a following. of old crusty males.
who might hapen to be rich.

[Mike Taylor]

Where is this following you speak of?

[Crazeyal]

It was more apparent when she actually posted. :d/:

[Big Otis Landfish]

Yeah, and who might happen to be rich around here?

Maybe by the time I'm crusty and old. :lol:
Screw a coffin and a will, when I go out I want to leave a big freakin' burial mound and maps to buried treasure. I WILL bury treasure, the mound will depend on how much of the treasure I want to divert into tomb-building.

[Plunder Down-Under]

When I die I want all my stuff to be buried in a crypt filled with traps, riddles and monters and if anyone wants my stuff they have to fight their way in using only their wits and a fantasy style weapon. No guns.

[Ecchi_Kitty]

First you pay a small entrance fee for grounds keeping and the like. You get the approprate gear, sign a waver, and head to the training area where you can learn to use it. Gate to the dungeon has a coin slot entrance fee.... the coins automatically fall to the lower levels of the dungeon.... :dgrin: